Parking Lot Vagina Pics

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to a woman who was taking dirty pics in a grocery store parking lot and gave two random guys an accidental show.

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00:00the question for you is when did you see an accidental show back in our early 20s we'd

00:11record basketball tournaments we played in so my buddy hooks up the camcorder to the tv

00:15we sit down to watch one as he's looking down setting it up it starts playing his girlfriend

00:21twiddling her bits for all to see oh geez he realizes what's on the tv and tries to turn it

00:27off but he ends up fumbling the camera oh do you tell her so that's you and that's your girlfriend

00:34oh my god and the whole basketball team has now seen the private tape she made for you

00:39she won't be your girlfriend any longer do you tell her or do you just try and keep it a secret

00:42from her put that in the x files yeah i know but get back to her though it's gonna yeah it's gonna

00:48because one of the guys is gonna say something yeah i saw what's her name

00:53squiggly yep

00:57i saw oh this girl i thought you saw someone else no not me okay um now this woman accidentally gave

01:09the show hi anonymous with voice changing technology hello go ahead i appreciate that thank you

01:17who go ahead yeah no i i was uh i was at meyer's and i was trying to take pictures of my vagina for

01:26somebody at meyer is that the grocery store and it's just another grocery store vagina i parked far

01:33away though i parked far away and it was i was gonna send it to her before i went in

01:38i don't know like i got done taking the pictures and i looked up and there were these two guys like

01:45they had gotten out of their truck they were parked two spaces like further than me which was like

01:51really far away from everybody but they were like rubbing their foreheads with their faces in their

01:57hands and i was like oh my god they've seen it all they've seen it all did you say you're i'm sorry

02:03you're a lesbian lady i mean not really she's just my best friend we were like swapping pictures i

02:09i love female best friends i mean they're just friends they just do friendly things i guarantee

02:16those two dudes acted like two hunters that saw a deer in the desert

02:19they did have like camon wow shut your mouth god damn it move slow come on they were rubbing

02:34their foreheads yeah oh my god i couldn't tell if it was like a father-son duo or if it was like

02:41a dog with his older partner i don't know what is it that's the best day of their life

02:47move wait what move move with the wind i'm trying i'm trying i'm about i almost stepped on a twig

02:52hold on hold on ready let me rub my forehead real quick three two one shimmy

02:57shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy

02:58stop stop oh oh kneel down it's one of them lesbians

03:03she's one of them lesbians she's a lesbian oh my god let's keep rubbing our foreheads i hope she

03:14doesn't see us hide behind her hands

03:17they were just at a grocery store parking lot yeah you don't expect that no you don't know you

03:26never know what's going to happen at the mire look at that boy let me tell you that is a

03:32lesbian right there taking pictures just giving them to her friend her best friend

03:38i ain't never seen no lesbians before that's one in the flesh

03:43i like the shimmy yeah yeah

03:48the grocery store guys in their camo who stumble upon a woman taking pictures of her vagina

03:57they tend to be trees

03:58we're just there for some simple deer piss

04:03yeah that's all they wanted i mean a good day for them

04:08hopefully yeah yeah yeah but um do a lot of women take pics of their vag for their friends

04:13no i don't think so i think so thank you for being a friend

04:16she's like not really i'm not really a lesbian

04:23do you think uh that they were just like this is what mine looks like what does yours look like

04:29girls is mine okay i'm gonna say they do now i'm gonna say that this is what girls do do girls do that

04:35girls are always doing that of course they just can't stop doing they need vagina pic yeah they just

04:41want validation from their friends about how great theirs looks here's mine let me see yours

04:47yeah that's awesome wow can they do it just that i'm just at the grocery store i just wondered if

04:55my vagina looked good today snap me a quick pic here it is here it is here's about 10

05:00i'll see yours and raise you one of mine oh wow yours looks great hey i think so too

05:07how are your boobies oh check them out oh my goodness here's a full nude

05:12in the car you are hot thanks just normal conversations between ladies are lucky

05:18yep that is what happened

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