Do Da Flew Away

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a CIA secret program that trained animals to be spies and what happened when one of the ravens flew away.

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00:00ever think your pet is spying on you well either you smoke too much weed or you know someone in

00:11the cia last week the cia released dozens of files from its tests on cats dogs dolphins and birds

00:20turns out during the cold war they tried to turn cats into loose roaming listening devices

00:25they put electrical implants in dogs brains to see if they could be remotely controlled

00:30they also tried to train dolphins to spy on the soviet union's nuclear submarine fleet there's

00:36been rumors of this for a long time but now it's official oh yeah they did get pretty close to

00:41training a raven named doodah to take spy pictures across enemy lines until one day it just flew away

00:49because his name was doodah i love that one day doodah was like do i have my duty for my country

00:55hey i'm gonna just go eat some bugs yeah you ever think about the fact that they named you doodah

01:04i never thought about that it's a lame name here's the other just a quick heads up you've got those

01:10wings thanks other raven you can just like go wherever you want you're right i got these wings

01:16like you don't have to stay eat that bad food yeah it's terrible food and they call me doodah

01:21yeah what's your real name you're goddamn right my real name is

01:25fly i will i will be where i am thank you new raven friend

01:34fly put government service behind me what's your name what was the name again

01:41my father's name it's not doodah no he's the third

01:49the third i gotta be who i am

01:56no more doodah for this guy no doodah's dead

02:00i've seen enough war you put out a burn notice on doodah you understand

02:04oh they almost had it too doodah was working for the man and then just

02:10gone he's like it's a bunch of crap

02:12just assume okay well then what do they got now

02:16the guys that were in charge of doodah do they're like

02:18i don't think he's coming back

02:20oh man doodah's not flying the right way at all he's not doing anything we

02:25doodah the russians are that way

02:27doodah that's a bad doodah come back here land on my finger

02:33write this down here failure to doodah's gone

02:37doodah's gone said his new name was

02:40what's happening

02:47sometimes you can hear him still that's doodah if i ever heard it

02:53yeah he's got a lot to say

02:57doodah

02:59doodah that's hey

03:05listen in the distance

03:09all right sir we as far as we know this raven is going to go to the enemy

03:13and get us a bunch of information we're going to let him go now go doodah go

03:21well he just he's pooped he pooped and he flew away

03:27i don't think he's coming back

03:30did you expect him to say doodah i thought he would

03:44we're just studying it

03:46do you hear him oh he's further he's getting further and further he's underground

03:49he's further and further away he digs

03:51you can barely even hear him he's so far away now yeah that's it that's the end of him

03:58because we're not going to get those spy pictures we'll never forget you

04:04that's exactly how it went

04:09spies yeah spies animal spies

04:11turns out not so trustworthy

04:14they're not successful

04:20keep an eye out for uh ravens

04:22don't you rise on the ravens

04:24there he is his bark bigger

04:28former enemy spy

04:29the burn out is out on this doodah

04:34shoot to kill kill on sides

04:38how many innocent ravens lost their lives because they thought it was doodah

04:42so many so many so many killed two million ravens that year

04:46you shot every raven we saw i find raven i shoot it in face

04:50tell me who you are who you are who you work for raven

04:59liar you are a liar american dog

05:04yeah oh goodness

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