How To Take Sexy Photos

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A listener emailed Dave & Chuck "the Freak" to inquire advice on how to take sexy photos for his wife and James is full of ideas!

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00:00another email to get to here again you can always reach us email at daveandcheckthefreak.com

00:08this person said penis balls keep me anonymous need some advice only a topic you guys can answer

00:14i'm wondering actually if james has any advice here james probably how i can take sexy pictures

00:20for my wife oh that's easy oh my god he said hold on he said i don't know how to take pictures that

00:26would be really considered sexy i'm just an average guy but i'd like to give my wife something

00:30special i'm no john cena and i know most women don't prefer dong pics so what can i do that would

00:37be considered sexy well i would say you don't go very graphic for these photos so you do something

00:43like you're getting out of the shower you're all wet you got a little towel you know covering up the

00:47bits yeah you know pose coming out of the shower with the towel hiding the genitals maybe put on

00:51some sort of a sexy outfit like a like a shirtless and some blue jeans and grab a hammer like you're

00:57fixing some stuff i was gonna say i would i would do chores you know i would do some chores and take

01:03some photos of that shirtless with a hammer yeah maybe i get in the kitchen and just have just an

01:08apron on you know put some flour on your face like you've been baking all day and you're just making

01:13her a delicious romantic dinner yes i want all of just an apron just an apron just an apron and flour

01:19yeah maybe dress up like some sort of a french maid kind of like a manly french maid

01:23you're doing some dusting i can just imagine james nude with an apron on butt showing flower all over

01:32your face what a gorgeous photo see it'd be great i bet you his wife or girlfriend or partner would

01:37love that yeah just keep in mind like you want to see graphic stuff your lady doesn't want it so go

01:45kind of silly be kind of humorous about it you know maybe you're outside it's you know you're doing

01:49some snow blowing or whatever but you're just in a you know shirtless and maybe some shorts

01:53he's so good at coming up with scenarios he's crazy like off the top of his head he just pulled out

01:58like 10 yep you're nude you're in an apron flower on your face you're shirtless you got a hammer

02:03james is a male erotic photo of course this is another side side hustle you should do yeah i would

02:10i would totally help dudes erotic male photos sexy boudoir photo yeah yes you would dude wire

02:16dude wire that's a good name

02:19james's dude wire photo we're getting so many messages here ladies chime in like what is the

02:26great sexy kind of pics you want to see from your guy and guys have you done it uh someone this woman

02:31i sued woman says boner pics are a no but boner pics with boxers on especially gray are a go

02:40gray she's very specific very specific that's weird i didn't think you'd want to see like a dude

02:46pitching a tent you know where it's going down the side yeah yeah that's what they're looking for

02:50they're looking for like that it's going down the side easier to see in like gray underwear

02:55yeah well i'll say this when i had there was some gray track pants that i had that i realized well

03:03i realized i should never wear them i still did but there says something about gray gray makes it pop

03:09that just gives it away it just gives it all away yeah right it's a gray is very visible it gray's bad

03:16this for this woman says she just wants to see a picture of a clean kitchen that's hilarious so you

03:21don't even have to be in it yeah you just have to clean the kitchen send her a pic you know

03:25i've done that for amber i've done like a chore around the house and i've just taken a picture

03:29and sent it to her at work and it does it works it works i've never done that i'll never do that

03:36i'll never do that yeah someone said gray sweatpants all day for sexy pics it's like lingerie for women

03:41it's getting hot in here guys wow you're gonna you're gonna make james go crazy

03:54i know you're making andy and i always get like whenever anything remotely like that

04:01he sees my leg go up he's got to get out of here i'm like let's get through the bit yeah

04:10i look right at him he does i'm like i'm gonna apologize for this uh matt's in sterling heights

04:16so you took a photo that worked for you what'd you do matt so one day i was like you know i'm

04:20gonna surprise her and do something different and i found that cowboy hat i had and uh some cowboy boots

04:26and i just was like you know put this together for her so i put it around my junk and had the boots

04:32on and i did a side pose and a front pose and she was she was she loved it yeah oh yeah it was a big

04:39hit big time cowboy stuff just do the cowboy stuff a lot of women like that yeah

04:46love the show guys um this guy said i'm six foot three burly guy i have man boobs straight up i sent

04:51my girlfriend a picture of myself lying in bed shirtless with a little sunlight coming in black

04:55and white filter she still talks about it four years later that's hilarious i like that one guy

05:01was like well i got the cowboy hat put it together i get it i got the cowboy boots i gotta try this

05:11let's try this he's got a little bolo tie around his dog

05:16like it's the oil baron of the town like the gray sweatpants stuff is huge i love seeing a man's

05:22bulge and gray sweatpants i drool immediately right now we're just gonna see guys in gray

05:26every guy's gonna be rushing out right now to buy gray sweatpants and gray underwear

05:30it's a huge trend all right uh someone said i bought a man thought came out of the bathroom

05:34and a towel to my wife did the i got a surprise for you she laughed and then left the room awkwardly

05:40so man thongs not your sexiest sorry james not your sexiest picked not every guy can pull it off

05:46not every guy can pull it off and not every woman can handle the manliness of a man yeah that's true

05:51you have to know your audience you do chris is with us from massachusetts what kind of sexy

05:56pics do you want to see from your guy oh nothing better than a dirty construction worker a dirty

06:01construction worker yeah like after a long hard day at work and you know just dirty enough

06:07obviously you don't want it all over the house but just dirty enough sweaty glistening in the sun

06:14nothing better than that no all right i mean i'd have to go buy a you know

06:18uh some kind of halloween costume i look more like the foreman

06:27i look like a village person

06:30like the guy with the clipboard like what do we got here yeah i just i'm the i'm the dainty guy with

06:35the stop sign just go ahead stop it's the big big machines over there uh that's our calendar

06:43they can't stop not quite what the ladies are looking for okay go ahead slow slow slow

06:55slow down my goodness so fast we gotta get those rivets up there fellas

07:04lunch is in an hour yeah boys

07:09here's a few more uh this woman said i'd like a hunting theme pick him in camo with weapons and

07:13naked jesus uh another one a man chopping wood or starting a fire he doesn't even need to be in any

07:20form of undress just doing that is hot enough like a dude wants girls like either just fully

07:26nude ready for just right sex right away girls his fantasies seem to be all like he's accomplishing

07:32something yeah he's employed he's got a construction worker he's employed he's reliable

07:38look how employed he is in those look how consistent he is try one where you're going to the bank to cash

07:44check that could do it that could do it

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