Clean, Clean, Suck

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Andy's recent night terrors, Lisa kicking her doctor really hard during a reflex test and the time when Dave accidentally sucked on his dental hygienist's finger.

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00:00hello there

00:05choosing us

00:09they chose us

00:10thank you

00:11you guys chose us

00:14how nice of you

00:15I think I've been having night terrors

00:18come on night

00:19I think I've been having night terrors

00:22that's bad Andy

00:23I've been waking up all sweaty

00:25don't do that

00:27I don't know why

00:28as long as you're in bed

00:30I don't remember them or anything

00:32but I just wake up drenched in sweat

00:34like something had happened

00:35what is that all about

00:39are you taking anything new

00:40any new medication

00:41same old medication

00:43any changes in your diet

00:45not really

00:46burritos mostly

00:48you're in the burrito game

00:50do burritos

00:53we're just playing your doctor

00:54slash therapist right now

00:56any changes in your diet

00:57any new lottery detergent

00:59I count on you guys

01:02for that kind of stuff

01:02let's check your reflexes

01:05yeah

01:05Lisa's like

01:06yeah

01:08Lisa pulled out of a little medical bag

01:10she actually has that little hammer thing

01:11somehow

01:13I'm like it seems good Riley

01:15it's good

01:16you're good reflexes

01:17you're going to be okay

01:17blood pressure

01:20you should be fine

01:20at least she'd be the one to do it

01:23she would totally

01:24just relax

01:25I just went in for a physical

01:26you know

01:27at the beginning of the year

01:27and I

01:28you know

01:28they did that

01:29my doctor

01:29my you know

01:30my

01:30what do we call it

01:32doctor of mine

01:32doctor of fun

01:34or doctor

01:34give you anything

01:35or doctor

01:36yeah

01:37anyway

01:39doctor feel good

01:39doctor awesome

01:40okay so I saw him

01:42you know

01:43and he did the whole reflex thing

01:44and he

01:45and I ended up

01:46one of my reflexes

01:47I just kicked him so hard

01:48you got him good

01:49boom

01:50damn

01:50he was like

01:51oh

01:52wow

01:55you Nancy Kerrigan

01:57doctor awesome

01:58I go to the doctor tomorrow

02:00I'm going to kick my doctor tomorrow

02:02she has the reflexes of an Olympian

02:06I was like

02:07oh my god

02:08I'm so sorry

02:08he was like

02:10wow

02:10he's like

02:10what do you

02:11what's in your boots

02:12you know

02:12because I had my boots on

02:13I was like

02:15well I don't know

02:15there's no steel in there

02:17but I said

02:17they do go off in the airport a lot

02:19I don't know what the problem is

02:20they do

02:21oh yeah you know Dave

02:22so I don't know what that

02:24this is really embarrassing

02:25that is

02:25I always feel like

02:26the reflex thing

02:27is kind of a joke right

02:28what is that

02:29no you guys don't know

02:30what that's for

02:31there's a serious thing right

02:31yeah

02:32that's like checking for MS

02:34and stuff like that

02:34oh is that what that is

02:35yeah

02:36I never realized

02:37so I'm good

02:38if you

02:38yes apparently

02:40you're fine

02:41I kicked my doctor

02:42down on the ground

02:42yeah you kicked him

02:43right down the hall

02:44boom

02:44you're like

02:45bam

02:46he looked in shock

02:49he was like

02:50jeez

02:50that's ever happened

02:51to him before

02:51Charlie Murphy'd him

02:52right into the

02:53is that the first time

02:54that can't be

02:55other people

02:56have had to kick their doctor

02:57I think a lot of times

02:58you know

02:58like a doctor

02:59will position themselves

03:01out of the way

03:01the line of fire

03:02right

03:03you know

03:03like my doctor

03:04will go around the side

03:05and give me a

03:05I don't know

03:06yeah he's weird

03:07he's right in front

03:08what happened

03:09yeah

03:09it's like the time

03:11I punched that woman

03:12in the tit

03:12on the plane

03:13putting my coat on

03:14yeah you got her

03:15right in the tit

03:16oh my god

03:17I'm like so sorry

03:18I'm so sorry

03:19I apologize for punching

03:20you in your tit

03:21that's what he said

03:23Dave's weirdest moment

03:25your weirdest moment

03:26was when you bit

03:27the hygienist

03:28oh yeah yeah

03:29you fell asleep

03:30sucked on her

03:31no you didn't even bite her

03:32you sucked on her

03:33no I sucked her finger

03:33sucked on her finger

03:34that's worse than

03:36kicking your doctor

03:37oh yeah

03:37a thousand percent

03:38you got that right

03:39because you know

03:39you know that

03:40that god damn

03:42sucker thing

03:43yeah

03:43they clean clean

03:45suck

03:45clean clean suck

03:47clean clean suck

03:48clean clean

03:49I'm like oh

03:50it must be suck time

03:50no no

03:51that's a finger

03:52she was like

03:53oh pardon me sir

03:54yeah that's a weird

03:55interaction

03:56I'm sucking on

03:56the hygienist finger

03:58because I was so tired

03:59and I was falling asleep

04:00that's so awful

04:01that's so terrible

04:03because you do know

04:05you know like that face

04:06you make when you

04:07when you're closing

04:07your mouth around

04:08that little sucker thing

04:09yes

04:10because you're like

04:10sucking

04:11you don't want to know

04:13what kind of face you have

04:15did you imagine

04:15if you could see your face

04:16oh my god

04:17like a grown man baby

04:19that's crazy

04:21I look I'm sure

04:22I look like a man baby

04:23a bearded man baby

04:25your sucker face

04:31we all make one

04:33I know

04:33we all make one

04:35okay

04:35I don't know

04:38whatever they say

04:39like or they just do

04:40I don't know

04:40it depends on this

04:41yeah clothes

04:42clothes

04:42yeah

04:43I like that name

04:45for a dentist office

04:46though

04:46what is it

04:47suck suck

04:48or clean suck suck

04:49don't think

04:53I think that's a really bad idea

04:55oh yeah

04:56I'm just gonna put that up

04:56I'm not showing up there

04:57to get my teeth cleaned

04:58I'm not showing up

05:00or something

05:00I'll have to do so much

05:01yeah

05:01let's get a clean clean suck

05:03so that means I go in the shower

05:06and I clean clean

05:07and then

05:07you gotta suck

05:08right

05:09no it's a dentist office

05:10you need your teeth cleaned

05:12no no no

05:12I need my wiener played with

05:14yeah

05:15go right up the road there

05:16to clean clean suck

05:17that's where I get all my jib work done

05:20smile

05:22look at that

05:24this is a clean clean suck smile

05:25but that's it

05:30the clean clean clean suck

05:31yeah

05:31that's exactly it

05:32that's what you do

05:33that's what you do

05:33and you go in for a cleaning

05:34you still go to that dentist office

05:36no

05:36yeah

05:37no that was the other one

05:38yeah

05:39yeah

05:39I had to move on

05:41after I sucked the woman's finger

05:42yeah

05:43so bad

05:44good day m'lady

05:45that'll be the last time

05:46I'll be here

05:47thank god for that HIPAA stuff

05:48because the lady probably

05:49would just want to be like

05:50oh man

05:50hi the news

05:51yeah Dave Hunter

05:52sucked on my finger today

05:53he's a real creep

05:55he's a real creep

05:56look you didn't get

05:57caught up in the me too

05:59yeah

06:00I was half asleep

06:02and I thought it was

06:03the suck too

06:04huh your honor

06:04that doesn't matter

06:05caught up in the me too

06:06yeah

06:06Harvey Weinstein

06:08did the same thing

06:09oh come on

06:10I was half asleep

06:11oh

06:12please

06:13suck a lady's finger

06:15huh

06:16huh

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