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High Stakes Rock Paper Scissors
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Canadian guy who lost over $500,000 in a high stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors game but is off the hook after a court ruled he doesn't have to pay.
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those crazy canadians
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edmund mark hooper is the name of this canadian guy the unfortunate loser
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of the classic rock paper scissors hand game
00:19
he made a five hundred thousand dollar bet
00:26
was he even took out a mortgage what on his house to help pay for this
00:35
this is such a canadian story happens all the time one of the saddest tales
00:40
it's a real gambling addiction how many canadians have lost their shirt to rock paper scissors
00:48
well dave 22 847 and still counting this is the uh rock paper scissors hotline hey how can we help
01:02
yeah listen a whole outline for it listen hey i'm really i'm really feeding right now hey like i'm
01:07
thinking of going on the street fighting like a kid or something and i can just be like hey
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rock paper scissors hey no hey don't do it hey no i'm gonna do it do it i'm gonna do it hey
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give me one good reason why i shouldn't listen there's so many other people rely on you hey
01:24
i got no one hey okay then hey go do it okay all right thanks hey you want to do it on the phone
01:32
sure okay here we go okay ready one two three ha scissors scissors two man oh tie it
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probably shouldn't do that again hey got a real rush from it oh i shouldn't i'm looking this hotline
01:48
i shouldn't do that at all yeah no way that's real wrong i'm reformed i'm reformed i gotta get back
01:52
one more time one more time one more time one two three oh you got me hey i owe you five hundred
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thousand dollars hey oh my god i'm destitute i have no money hey oh oh it burns hey oh god it burns me
02:11
oh god i gotta go play some more it's that easy to fall into the trap it really is uh so this has
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actually been in the courts for a few years in 2017 uh superior court justice found rock paper
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scissors is not simply a game of luck they said in certain circumstances it calls upon the skill of
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the parties particularly in the speed of execution to put together so they're saying basically they
02:39
upheld it saying listen hey we're sorry hey but you played rock paper scissors you gotta pay
02:44
listen hey listen hey i knew what i was getting into
02:48
i did the normal thing i went and mortgaged my house took my life savings found a guy named michael
02:58
primo challenged him to rock paper scissors for 500 000 i lost it don't let this happen to you
03:06
so even though that ruling came about uh court of appeal has ruled that he shouldn't have to pay
03:18
that money wow i can't imagine in this united states that there'd be a come across a judge's desk
03:25
we have here well that there's a scissors that's a rock paper scissors case you're looking at the game
03:32
from when you were a kid yeah yeah it's uh 500 grand on the line this guy bet 500 grand yeah we
03:37
got him figured out bits a bit it's a bit in america that's right yeah you're allowed to kill him
03:44
shoot him shoot him in the face he didn't pay you dismissed dismissed dismissed yeah no uh so
03:56
thankfully even though he did like he was paying it took out a mortgage ready to pay off the debt
04:01
the courts have finally ruled that it's too excessive and it's invalid their best of three
04:07
rock paper scissors half million dollar game he doesn't have to pay half a million
04:13
not allowed to play anymore rock paper scissors that's yeah you gotta stop with the rock paper
04:20
scissors but i just don't know how no thumb wars either but oh yeah don't even start i'll trick
04:31
you in a thumb war oh i'll take you down us canadians know how to play thumb war and thumb war
04:37
i was good with a sneak attack i would chuck a million dollars
04:42
you knew it you knew what was happening oh my god whoever thought they'd need a rock paper scissors
04:50
gambling but where do you find the matches where do you find the high stakes underground rock paper
04:57
scissors game game you know you know how there's like the underground poker games yes exactly you know
05:06
like they're high stakes underground you gotta have a secret knock and you go through like
05:11
big doors and you get in there but it's like oh gee going
05:16
scissors
05:19
but they all would have like gambling names in the same way same way like slim and slick
05:28
slim lost half a million dollars no way yeah hey rock paper scissors eh
05:35
gotta keep crying today
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well thankfully for this guy anyway he doesn't have to get rid of his house and spend half a million
05:44
dollars paying off his rock paper scissors debt oh it's the greatest day of his life finding out
05:49
he didn't lose that much money playing rock paper scissors absolutely and the other guy's devastated
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yeah he made a lot of plans for that money he thought it was his
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