Keenan's 2018 - Rock, Paper, Clippers - video Dailymotion

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Two contestants play Rock, Paper, Scissors but if you lose, you get your head shaved.

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00:00All right, so what we're going to do, I actually have our two contestants.

00:05What is your name, sir?

00:06Eric.

00:07Where are you from, Eric?

00:08Uh, Royersford.

00:10From Roe Foam.

00:11All right.

00:11Roe Foam.

00:12And this lovely woman, what is your name?

00:14Erica.

00:15Erica.

00:15And where are you from?

00:17Uh, Atko, New Jersey.

00:19We got a Jersey girl in the house.

00:21All right, what you're hearing is a pair of electric shears that we have here.

00:25And we got old school, like 1955 from the barbershop.

00:30It's gasoline powered.

00:32Yeah, it is.

00:33And we're going to play a game called rock, paper, what do we call it?

00:37Rock, rock, paper, clippers.

00:38Yes.

00:39All right, so essentially these two are going to play rock, paper, scissors.

00:44And you know how that works.

00:45You go one, two, three, shoot.

00:47Do you guys know how to play?

00:49You know how to play rock, paper, scissors, of course.

00:51But the thing is, is when you lose, if you lose, and we're going to do the best of 11,

00:55every time you lose, the person who won that round gets to take this

01:00and shave off a huge chunk out of your hair.

01:08And by that, I mean like front to back, like all the way, one big swipe.

01:12Preston, Eric has a first date tonight.

01:15You have a first date tonight?

01:17Are you kidding?

01:17I'm driving to Maryland to pick the girl up.

01:19He's driving all the way to Maryland to pick her up.

01:23Oh, this girl is going to be, what the F is wrong with this guy?

01:27But listen, he might be taking her to California, whisking her away to Hollywood.

01:32Or maybe she's into lunatics.

01:35That might be it too.

01:36Oh my God.

01:37All right, let's get ready.

01:38We're going to do rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

01:41Eric has his beer, his Coors Light in hand.

01:43All right, you guys ready?

01:44Here we go.

01:44First round.

01:45Here we go.

01:46One, two, three, shoot.

01:48Oh, Eric won.

01:51Eric.

01:51Oh, man.

01:52Go to it.

01:53Oh my God.

01:54Oh, her hair.

01:56Her hair.

01:57Oh, he looks happy.

01:58Oh my God.

02:00Take a nice big patch out.

02:02Oh, and she's got to hold his beer.

02:04She's drinking his beer.

02:06Oh.

02:07Oh, he's being very nice.

02:10All right.

02:11That was literally hold my beer.

02:13He doesn't know what he's doing.

02:14He took a swipe at it, but he didn't do it very well.

02:18I have a lot of hairspray, Yen.

02:20Oh, it's really thick.

02:21Okay.

02:21That's all right.

02:22You really got to get in there.

02:24Oh.

02:25He took out the side of her hair.

02:26All right, here we go.

02:27Next round.

02:28So far, one, nothing.

02:29Eric, Casey's keeping score.

02:31Here we go.

02:32Ready?

02:34One, two, three, shoot.

02:36Paper.

02:37One, two, three, shoot.

02:39Oh.

02:40Oh, boy.

02:41Rock beats scissors.

02:42And that means Erica gets to cut Eric's hair.

02:46All right, Erica.

02:47And she's a professional.

02:48She knows what she's doing.

02:49Here we go.

02:50Oh, my God.

02:50Where is she going?

02:52All right.

02:53Glasses are coming off.

02:55Cover your beer.

02:56You don't want to get hair in it.

02:58All right.

02:59Her first date tonight, meeting a woman.

03:02Oh, she's saving it.

03:05She cut his beard.

03:07She cut his beard.

03:10You know what, though?

03:11In a way, that's kind of a cool move.

03:18He may have said, don't touch my beard in the back.

03:21Oh, did he?

03:22Blows are off.

03:23Oh, man.

03:24All right.

03:24Here we go.

03:25One, one.

03:26Best of six.

03:27Next round.

03:29One, two, three, shoot.

03:31Let's rock.

03:31One, two, three, shoot.

03:33And Eric.

03:35Eric beats Erica.

03:37Revenge is sweet.

03:38Yes, it is.

03:39All right.

03:40He's dusting it off.

03:43Making sure it's nice and clean.

03:45All right.

03:46Here we go.

03:47Eric, where are you going to go?

03:48He's going around to the back.

03:50He's surveying her entire skull.

03:52He's doing the other side.

03:54He's keeping it symmetrical.

03:55He's being a gentleman, you have to say.

03:57And he's hurting her.

04:00All right.

04:01So far, two to one.

04:04Oh, they're booing him.

04:05They're booing Eric.

04:06Wow.

04:07Listen, you got to admit, the guy's being a gentleman here.

04:10Dude, Steve, they want blood, man.

04:12They want blood.

04:13Will Erica, if she gets it, will she deliver blood this round?

04:17All right.

04:18Two to one, Eric.

04:19Remember, it's a trip to Hollywood, all right?

04:21It's a trip to freaking Hollywood.

04:23Here we go.

04:23Ready?

04:24One, two, three, shoot.

04:27Rocks.

04:27One, two, three, shoot.

04:29Oh, Erica!

04:32It's back and forth, Steve.

04:33It is.

04:34Erica gets to cut a big swatch of Eric's hair off.

04:37Now let's see this.

04:38Let's do it.

04:39She's telling him to get on his knees.

04:41All right.

04:41Here we go.

04:45And here goes.

04:47Oh, no.

04:47All right.

04:48Just one.

04:49Oh.

04:51Yeah, you got to do it in one shot.

04:53One shot.

04:54She took a nice big chunk out of the side of his head.

04:57All right.

04:57Turn and show the audience that.

04:59All right.

05:01All right.

05:01The crowd is still not happy.

05:03They want what we know they want.

05:05I mean, I can't say the crowd is not right on this.

05:10I agree.

05:11You know?

05:12All right.

05:13This is a contest of willpower.

05:15All right.

05:15Here we go.

05:15Ready?

05:16One, two, three, shoot.

05:18Scissors.

05:18One, two, three, shoot.

05:20Oh, and Eric.

05:23Is he doing the eyebrows?

05:25No.

05:25He's going all the way to the back of her hair.

05:29Like one straight line.

05:31Wow.

05:32All right.

05:32Oh, yeah.

05:33Oh, that was a lot.

05:34But at least he yanked a lot of hair out.

05:37Let's see.

05:38He's still staying to the side.

05:40So she's eventually going to have.

05:41Oh, she's looking.

05:42She's mourning the loss of her hair.

05:45Oh.

05:46One, two, three, shoot.

05:49Oh, Eric.

05:50We have a reversal.

05:53Eric gets it back.

05:55Oh, man.

05:56Here we go.

05:57Oh, he's going down the middle.

06:00Oh.

06:06And it's what the crowd is wanting.

06:09She's got thick hair, though.

06:11You got to admit that.

06:12It's really thick.

06:13Is it hard to get through?

06:15Yeah.

06:15It's difficult.

06:16All right.

06:17You guys ready?

06:18Let's do it.

06:18Here we go.

06:19And one, two, three, shoot.

06:23Oh, Erica shoots right back.

06:27Oh, she's doing his mustache.

06:32All right.

06:32What did you say?

06:35I want to take this off.

06:37Can we take the guard off of this?

06:39I think you should take the guard off.

06:40Yeah.

06:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:41And you know what?

06:42Do it again.

06:43Let's start all over.

06:45All right.

06:46Here we go.

06:50She just shaved half of his mustache off.

06:53All right.

06:54There we go.

06:54Four to three.

06:55Let's get ready.

06:56Next round.

06:57And fist up.

06:59Come on.

06:59Here we go.

06:59And one, two, three, shoot.

07:02Oh, Eric.

07:03And Eric gets the razor.

07:06And now the guard is off.

07:07Remember, Erica asked for the guard to come off.

07:11And there, now one full swoop.

07:15There you go.

07:16Oh, my God.

07:18That's down to the skin.

07:19There we go.

07:20Yeah.

07:20But you know what?

07:21It looks really good.

07:23It looks really awesome.

07:26She's going to be a mess.

07:27Wow.

07:28One, two, three, shoot.

07:30Yes, Erica is still in the game.

07:33She's making a comeback.

07:36She's coming.

07:37Fistful of it.

07:38She's not happy.

07:39Going around his ear up to the top of his head.

07:42Come on, man.

07:43Get in there.

07:43Oh, my God.

07:44Oh, my God.

07:45She's taking a huge.

07:47Oh, all right.

07:48We'll just go fast.

07:49Oh, my God.

07:49Okay, right there.

07:50Oh.

07:52Huge chunk out of his hair.

07:54All right.

07:54You know what, guys?

07:56It looks really good.

07:57It does.

07:58It really does.

07:58I mean.

07:59I have to say, Eric, it looks really good.

08:02I would have never thought to have done that.

08:04But, like.

08:04It really looks good.

08:07And one, two, three.

08:09Shoot.

08:10Oh.

08:11Eric is our winner.

08:14Eric.

08:15He wins the trip.

08:16He gets to take one more chunk out of Erica's hair.

08:19And now you don't even have to be nice because she doesn't get another shot at you.

08:22That's right.

08:23So, here we go.

08:24Oh, he's going down.

08:25Oh, no.

08:27Oh, he's going right up the top.

08:29Oh, no.

08:30Oh.

08:31Oh, man.

08:32Poor Erica.

08:33There you go.

08:35All right.

08:37Oh, that's awful.

08:38It's beautiful.

08:39Erica, with tufts of hair all around her feet, was a champion all the way to the end.

08:44Yes.

08:45She's a badass chick.

08:47Super badass.

08:48Jersey girl.

08:50Thank you for playing.

08:51And there's a hug.

08:52And there's a hug.

08:53All right, Eric.

08:54You got out of here with a trip and a little bit of hair and half a mustache.

08:58And you got most of it saved.

08:59How do you feel?

09:00I'm feeling wonderful, man.

09:01I'm going to Cali.

09:02And so, you have a first date tonight.

09:05Where'd you meet this girl?

09:06Online.

09:07Oh, it's an online meetup.

09:09And maybe she's a half mustache kind of chick.

09:12You never know.

09:13I never know.

09:14We'll see what happens.

09:14Yes.

09:15Congratulations, Eric.

09:16Thank you, Preston.

09:17All right, let's hear it for Eric, our winner.

09:18Rock, Papers, Clippers.

09:19Yeah.

09:20Yeah.

09:21Yeah.

09:22Yeah.

09:23Yeah.

09:24Yeah.

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