Chuck the Dairy Queen

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was denied service at a Dairy Queen drive-thru while on his bike and realize Chuck would be a Queen if they had a loyalty program available.

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00:00this is something i can see happening to chuck the freak oh so chuck let's you know chuck's

00:10having some car troubles looking for a new car yeah let's say in the meantime he was craving

00:14dairy queen yes what do i do hops on his bike okay okay he can't go get ice cream on a bike

00:21yeah i could i probably could i probably could i guess that'd be good for i'd have to be close

00:27though yeah it'd have to be pretty close police were called to a dairy queen in wisconsin over a

00:33man who refused to leave the dairy queen drive-thru while on his bicycle listen nope i'm on a vehicle

00:40can i get a drunk driving charge on this thing yeah well then i better be able to get a blizzard

00:46an officer was sent to the dairy queen just before 8 p.m for the report of a man refusing to get out

00:52of the drive-thru lane he wanted to go through the drive-thru on his bicycle when a restaurant

00:57employee told him they only serve people in motor vehicles from the drive-thru he became furious

01:03wanted a blizzard either way and refused to leave so i drive my bike to dairy queen being a loyal

01:11i am one of their queens

01:13he's one of darius queens you know what i mean when you pull up they're like her majesty's here

01:20yes exactly majesty's here exactly i'm one of their queens okay that's queen charles yes queen

01:27queen charles the first queen charles the first rides you know so when i show up and yeah i'm on my

01:35bike i would expect to be like hey guys hey everybody all my friends uh my yeah my jeep died

01:42so uh i'm on a bike if they were to say you can't oh my god i can't get a blizzard i almost can't even

01:51say it because i'd be arguing that i was one of their queens i'd be like look me up look at my info

01:57oh look at how much i've spent here i'm one of your queens god i wish they had a program now that

02:06was called the proper steed to get your blizzard today maybe come back on a different stallion

02:13hey dairy queen officially launch your be a queen program because we got we got a queen in waiting

02:18right here i can't wait princess chuck needs to become a queen he's purchased enough of your

02:23blizzards to officially be royalty that's true they could look up my they could crunch the numbers

02:29on that they could crunch the numbers if there's some kind of point system that you need to get to

02:34i'd like to retroactively it's such a great idea because the more you spend the higher you move up

02:39in the dairy queen it's just like anything right like i'm surprised more companies haven't figured

02:44this out that we all like to level up yeah we do okay everybody likes to level up it's why

02:51you know video games are so addicting you know it's like even like chat programs i have you go on there

02:58and you and you level up like oh look you're this level you're yay right if i could go from like uh

03:04i don't know what the lowest is peasant you start as like jester yeah a handmaiden a handmaiden

03:11you know what i mean and i move through to princess and uh you know all the stuff and

03:17then i end up a queen yeah god what a dream they send you a little crown today's the day

03:23or something like a pin and then you can get the diamonds you get the added diamonds i love it

03:29you know i'm a two diamond queen

03:31oh my god it would be amazing chuck people do love to level up that's a psychology they do it's

03:39why all the apps these days when they're trying you're trying to lose weight and everything you

03:43know it's everything's they're trying to make everything a game but they haven't figured out

03:47like oh you need to level up right you need to like do things to level up oh it's my it's my

03:53coronation yeah princess chuck yes has consumed enough blizzards that he's now our queen

04:06hello hello queen shock queen shock for the queen queen shock god save the queen yeah

04:18wave at him he's beautiful thank you beautiful thank you rosie chief heath blizzards for all

04:27heath blizzards for all brings a tear to my heart how did you get to be queen by eating a ton of ice

04:35cream an absolute ton of it one ton of ice cream you become a queen i became a queen technically eight

04:44years ago i'm on to the next empress i don't know what you become after that i'll need to level up to

04:53something else yeah like duke intergalactic queen under i don't know like what queen's the ultimate

04:59queen's it right there's no bigger will you be the queen mom i guess oh yeah you become a goddess god

05:12i don't know how like how much i'd have to eat for that but he's a queen mom some goals are good to set

05:19so high that it's almost impossible one dare she is i hope you become a queen i do too i do too i think

05:26if they crunched the numbers they'd realize i was one already chuck's already a queen yeah

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