Clone-A-Willy

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who found his girlfriend's used clone-a-willy kit that belonged to her ex and give advice on how he should handle the situation.

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00:00this guy said keep me anonymous a month or two ago you did a segment called should i be concerned

00:09well i have that question for you guys over the weekend cleaning the house i found something

00:14peculiar i found a clone a willy kit not sure if you heard of this but it's a molding of a

00:21penis to make a dildo we're dave and chuck the freak yeah exactly surprised surprised

00:26we've all cloned our willies

00:32he said me being a curious male i opened it well inside there was an actual huge dildo

00:46definitely bigger than me oh no like pre-made like she she got it from someone else i thought it was

00:53just a kit she's cloned someone else oh no that's a that's a night that is a nightmare and a half

00:59and a half a half and a half that's a full nightmare that's a nightmare and a half and half he says so

01:06i live with my longtime girlfriend should i be concerned yes side note it's in a part of the

01:13house i don't normally ever go in in the laundry room oh you know the only thing about it is and

01:20i at least it would be the best on this case obviously but i think i would try and look on the

01:26box for any kind of identifying markers or like date where because i don't know anything about these

01:33kits i don't know if like the stuff inside goes bad or it's like an old uh well i want to know i would

01:39want to know right off the bat is this an old guy because i am way less concerned with we should play

01:45some halloween music during this because this is spooky yeah it's very scary this is a spooky spooky

01:51story i don't know if you're just i don't know if you as many men would be like oh whatever that's

01:57like the last guy he's huge number one and she saved it right no i understand like it's not but i mean

02:05i think my number one concern would be like am i uh am i gonna get something um is she is she

02:13banging someone right now currently at the same time i doubt it that's my number one you know main

02:20concern yeah this is him like rounding the corner in the laundry room and he sees a box

02:26what's in there what's in the box no what's in the box it's a clone of willy no i didn't clone my

02:35willy it's bigger than me everyone else's is it's over seriously i would i just i would want to know

02:47i would not be i would want to know not i don't think any guy would be cool with a girl having a

02:53clone of willy from her previous guy still no i don't know how confident you think you are

02:58you know no matter how big you think you are i don't care it's still that other guy's dong

03:06because doesn't that mean she really loved that absolutely she really loved that part

03:10i don't want to talk about this and he's taking this one real tough that's a night that what a

03:21nightmare though okay so i'm gonna say there's no there's no mentally like uh putting it away in a

03:31box like we all know like i don't listen a clone of willy was attached to a man exactly i'd rather have

03:37like find like just a dildo yeah absolutely that's a generic dildo and even still and not great

03:43and even still yeah nightmare that thing is a monster hammer yeah i'm still like oh man i'm out

03:51man i like the hell suction cup but way better than a clone of willy yes it's terrible this is awful

03:59so should this guy be concerned that's his name oh he should that's it i mean absolutely would you

04:06confront your lady if you found her clone of willy in the laundry room yeah you definitely

04:10confront confront because you know you don't want you want to get as much information that your brain

04:16can process to help you move on someone said tell that you know relax my ex kept mine too when she

04:23moved out i told her to leave it she refused though she kept it happens more than you think yeah that's

04:28just well then that's a new question i gotta ask if i'm ever you have a lady did you ever clone one

04:34of your uh uh boyfriend's penises because i can't i'm not emotionally set up you gotta put that in

04:41the questions i do i gotta put it in the questions now that's like one of my prerequisites now

04:46great great like that put that in your notes just great yeah i will i gotta put that in my phone

04:54i'll be honest i gotta go right now and put that in my phone it's better i do it it's better to ask

05:00it's better to ask to have this happen to find but then again like if you're with a normal woman

05:07she might be like she'll just say no wow that's the risk i gotta take yeah i would just be like

05:12what you you you you think i shouldn't ask you because no on my luck i'd be like i'm gonna do

05:18laundry because i'm a nice fella yeah and then i'm like don't it hits me on the face

05:23knocks me out because it's gigantic oh my god right out

05:26that's a great sound effect you wake up and it's like on your mouth

05:32but if you ask a woman this and your questions and then she's gonna be like you think i'm a whore

05:40yeah i think you're all whores

05:42no i want to make sure you're not i want to make sure you're not exactly i think you're all whores

05:46you think i cloned willies do you know how you met me do you know how you met me lisa takes it

05:54real seriously you think i'm a whore i met you on tinder so yeah i kind of a little bit am worried

06:03you're a whore i guess you maybe just tiptoe around and be like have you ever heard of cloning

06:10yeah just enter it gently yeah but she's gonna be like what do you want me to clone your willy

06:17no no god no i mean maybe if you love it if you love it i guess you really there's no there's no

06:22solution i'm hoping you're only a whore for me i just wanted to know so i don't have extra therapy

06:31sessions it's expensive i love going through like the dating process with you like we do a run

06:38run through yeah it's great well because i've been on this show so i imagine the damage that's

06:44been done yeah i know a lot quite a bit quite a bit

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