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Clone-A-Willy
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who found his girlfriend's used clone-a-willy kit that belonged to her ex and give advice on how he should handle the situation.
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this guy said keep me anonymous a month or two ago you did a segment called should i be concerned
00:09
well i have that question for you guys over the weekend cleaning the house i found something
00:14
peculiar i found a clone a willy kit not sure if you heard of this but it's a molding of a
00:21
penis to make a dildo we're dave and chuck the freak yeah exactly surprised surprised
00:26
we've all cloned our willies
00:32
he said me being a curious male i opened it well inside there was an actual huge dildo
00:46
definitely bigger than me oh no like pre-made like she she got it from someone else i thought it was
00:53
just a kit she's cloned someone else oh no that's a that's a night that is a nightmare and a half
00:59
and a half a half and a half that's a full nightmare that's a nightmare and a half and half he says so
01:06
i live with my longtime girlfriend should i be concerned yes side note it's in a part of the
01:13
house i don't normally ever go in in the laundry room oh you know the only thing about it is and
01:20
i at least it would be the best on this case obviously but i think i would try and look on the
01:26
box for any kind of identifying markers or like date where because i don't know anything about these
01:33
kits i don't know if like the stuff inside goes bad or it's like an old uh well i want to know i would
01:39
want to know right off the bat is this an old guy because i am way less concerned with we should play
01:45
some halloween music during this because this is spooky yeah it's very scary this is a spooky spooky
01:51
story i don't know if you're just i don't know if you as many men would be like oh whatever that's
01:57
like the last guy he's huge number one and she saved it right no i understand like it's not but i mean
02:05
i think my number one concern would be like am i uh am i gonna get something um is she is she
02:13
banging someone right now currently at the same time i doubt it that's my number one you know main
02:20
concern yeah this is him like rounding the corner in the laundry room and he sees a box
02:26
what's in there what's in the box no what's in the box it's a clone of willy no i didn't clone my
02:35
willy it's bigger than me everyone else's is it's over seriously i would i just i would want to know
02:47
i would not be i would want to know not i don't think any guy would be cool with a girl having a
02:53
clone of willy from her previous guy still no i don't know how confident you think you are
02:58
you know no matter how big you think you are i don't care it's still that other guy's dong
03:06
because doesn't that mean she really loved that absolutely she really loved that part
03:10
i don't want to talk about this and he's taking this one real tough that's a night that what a
03:21
nightmare though okay so i'm gonna say there's no there's no mentally like uh putting it away in a
03:31
box like we all know like i don't listen a clone of willy was attached to a man exactly i'd rather have
03:37
like find like just a dildo yeah absolutely that's a generic dildo and even still and not great
03:43
and even still yeah nightmare that thing is a monster hammer yeah i'm still like oh man i'm out
03:51
man i like the hell suction cup but way better than a clone of willy yes it's terrible this is awful
03:59
so should this guy be concerned that's his name oh he should that's it i mean absolutely would you
04:06
confront your lady if you found her clone of willy in the laundry room yeah you definitely
04:10
confront confront because you know you don't want you want to get as much information that your brain
04:16
can process to help you move on someone said tell that you know relax my ex kept mine too when she
04:23
moved out i told her to leave it she refused though she kept it happens more than you think yeah that's
04:28
just well then that's a new question i gotta ask if i'm ever you have a lady did you ever clone one
04:34
of your uh uh boyfriend's penises because i can't i'm not emotionally set up you gotta put that in
04:41
the questions i do i gotta put it in the questions now that's like one of my prerequisites now
04:46
great great like that put that in your notes just great yeah i will i gotta put that in my phone
04:54
i'll be honest i gotta go right now and put that in my phone it's better i do it it's better to ask
05:00
it's better to ask to have this happen to find but then again like if you're with a normal woman
05:07
she might be like she'll just say no wow that's the risk i gotta take yeah i would just be like
05:12
what you you you you think i shouldn't ask you because no on my luck i'd be like i'm gonna do
05:18
laundry because i'm a nice fella yeah and then i'm like don't it hits me on the face
05:23
knocks me out because it's gigantic oh my god right out
05:26
that's a great sound effect you wake up and it's like on your mouth
05:32
but if you ask a woman this and your questions and then she's gonna be like you think i'm a whore
05:40
yeah i think you're all whores
05:42
no i want to make sure you're not i want to make sure you're not exactly i think you're all whores
05:46
you think i cloned willies do you know how you met me do you know how you met me lisa takes it
05:54
real seriously you think i'm a whore i met you on tinder so yeah i kind of a little bit am worried
06:03
you're a whore i guess you maybe just tiptoe around and be like have you ever heard of cloning
06:10
yeah just enter it gently yeah but she's gonna be like what do you want me to clone your willy
06:17
no no god no i mean maybe if you love it if you love it i guess you really there's no there's no
06:22
solution i'm hoping you're only a whore for me i just wanted to know so i don't have extra therapy
06:31
sessions it's expensive i love going through like the dating process with you like we do a run
06:38
run through yeah it's great well because i've been on this show so i imagine the damage that's
06:44
been done yeah i know a lot quite a bit quite a bit
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