Hunting For Ants

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the legal thing you can do that makes you look like a psychopath and Lisa asks if Chuck hunting in the park for ants is on the list.

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00:00They ask people this question online, what's something you do that's totally legal but

00:08makes you look like a psychopath?

00:11Here's some of the people that answered what they said.

00:14If you want to reach us, by the way, 1-855-954-6969, toll free, 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969.

00:25Someone said they drink straight coffee creamer when they go to like Starbucks or something.

00:29I'll just ask for a cup and fill it with coffee creamer and drink that.

00:34I mean, it's weird.

00:35Yeah, it's weird.

00:36It's disgusting.

00:37I can't think of...

00:38I put a little drip in my coffee.

00:40I can't imagine drinking a whole cup of it.

00:44Someone said they laugh when nobody else does while watching a movie in the theater.

00:48They found different things funny, but it makes them appear like a psychopath.

00:52If you're the one person in a theater, if someone's just been stabbed to death and you're like...

00:57I like it.

01:00I like that.

01:01It's like uncomfortable laughter probably for that person.

01:04Yeah.

01:05But you would kind of slowly turn and go, oh my God, who's that?

01:09This person said there's a guy in my town that has a portable karaoke machine and casually

01:14walks around singing to himself and dancing.

01:16Legal, but looks like a psychopath.

01:18Yeah, you're not allowed to have portable karaoke at any time.

01:23It's a weirdo.

01:24Portable karaoke.

01:25I do a lot of portable karaoke.

01:26Battery powered portable karaoke.

01:27I got the mic.

01:28Don't cash in.

01:29Darling, don't cash in.

01:30You're not allowed to do that.

01:31I was looking for ants in the park on this list.

01:32What's wrong with that?

01:33What is wrong with that?

01:34Something you do that's totally legal but makes you look like a psychopath looking for

01:35ants in a park.

01:36I'm just trying to find some ants.

01:37Ants in a park on this list.

01:39What's wrong with that?

01:40What is wrong with that?

01:41What is wrong with that?

01:42Something you do that's totally legal but makes you look like a psychopath looking for

01:48ants in a park.

01:49I'm just trying to find some ants.

01:50Have you guys seen any?

01:51If you guys see any big, big ants while you're walking, why don't you give me a shout?

02:04I'll be in the forest.

02:05I mean, you have to be down on your hands and knees at some point.

02:08Yeah, you was at one point.

02:09You don't ever get down on your hands and knees.

02:12Well, how do you get the ants?

02:13When you bend down, you pick up an ant.

02:15So, well, you just bend.

02:16I mean, I can bend down and touch the ground.

02:19I don't have to crawl.

02:21But you don't have to get real up close to them to see.

02:25No, you know what they are.

02:26These are big ants I'm talking about here.

02:29I don't know what Lisa thinks this whole thing was all about.

02:32Like I'm laying on the ground.

02:35I got one of my trying to be an ant.

02:37I'm trying to pretend I'm an ant so that I don't freak them out.

02:41No, Lisa, it's not how it goes.

02:43I'm just walking normal.

02:45You see a big ass ant run across the sidewalk.

02:48I got a little plastic thing.

02:50I bend down and scoop them.

02:52Lisa pictures you with like an ant whistle.

02:54Or like some kind of weird thing on my face.

02:56You know, like a monocle.

02:59Like a telescopic.

03:01Okay, maybe you told the story.

03:04Why do I have an image of you dressed like Indiana Jones out hunting for?

03:08Didn't you have an Indiana Jones add-on when you were looking for ants once?

03:10Didn't you freak out the ladies at the park or something?

03:13They were scared.

03:14The ladies definitely were like, what's going on?

03:18Because I was definitely, when I'm walking, I'm like looking down.

03:23Like, you know, so someone comes up to you and they're like, I think it's very not fair

03:27if you're making up the Indiana Jones hat on it.

03:29I thought it was true.

03:30No, some guy made an Antiana Jones.

03:34Oh, is that it for me?

03:36In my brain, that's what you were wearing that hat when you were out looking for ants.

03:41He was just rocking an Indiana Jones hat.

03:43No.

03:43I mean, I have some glorious hats.

03:45I know you do.

03:46I was looking for ants.

03:47But.

03:48So you weren't wearing a hat.

03:49Not at that time.

03:50That was Antiana Jones.

03:51No, you were once, dude.

03:52You did because you said it was sunny and you had to.

03:55Well, I have my, I've got my fishing hat.

03:58Yeah, that, you were wearing it.

04:00It's possible.

04:02Anything's possible.

04:03I can't get a sunburn while I'm doing it.

04:05Antiana Jones.

04:10It is incredible.

04:13And I mean, the cops showed up.

04:14The cops showed up, right.

04:16It couldn't have looked that great.

04:18Right.

04:19The cops.

04:20Just ant collecting.

04:22One plus, especially once I get into chase mode, like I'm chasing that thing.

04:28You know, I'm chasing the ants.

04:29The ants are quick, you know.

04:31And you've got to get like.

04:34It's hot.

04:35You're a little scurry.

04:37Yeah.

04:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

04:40Oh, boy.

04:41Watching Lisa try to understand ant collecting is one of my favorite things.

04:47Well, it's hard to understand.

04:49I'm glad you don't do that anymore.

04:52You don't go to the park.

04:54That's because I've realized you don't even have to.

04:56Right.

04:56I just find them now.

04:57So you're doing it for nothing.

04:58Yeah, I was a rookie.

05:01I was a rookie.

05:02Now I found all my ants.

05:03I just I'll be on my driveway.

05:05And I'm like, oh, there's one.

05:06And I just get them.

05:09They're everywhere.

05:10They're all around.

05:11They come to you.

05:12They come to me now.

05:13You made it much more of an event than it needed to be.

05:16Where's my hat?

05:17I got to go.

05:20Yeah.

05:20Where's my monocle?

05:24Where's my knee pad so I can crawl on the ground?

05:28Yeah.

05:28I got to go.

05:30No.

05:30I got to go.

05:35I got to go.

05:36I got to go.

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