Cat Hijacks A Plane

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a flight in the Middle East that had to make an emergency landing after a feral cat attacked the crew and imagine what it's list of demands would be.

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00:00all right for the past year every story we've seen about angry airline passengers involves

00:08mask wearing so this is a nice change a flight in the middle east had to make an emergency landing

00:13after something got into the cockpit and attacked the pilots it's no good that unruly passenger

00:20was a feral cat oh that's nasty no one's sure how it got on board

00:28they think it's help a vicious beast is a magnet yeah help us

00:38these are human cats these are human cats come on just give me some angry cat can you there we go

00:48okay they think it snuck in while the plane was being cleaned

00:55and hid in the cockpit bad find it's not good they're mean uh the fight

01:05flight took off in sedan but 30 minutes in the cat came out of nowhere and attacked the captain's face

01:13oh my god like landed that's the worst a sudanese street cat

01:18has seen some stuff yeah uh several crew members then jumped into action trying to catch it

01:27but couldn't it started to attack them too oh yeah several people were bleeding

01:31so they has had to turn the plane around and go back to the airport

01:36tower tower tower we have to go to the friskies factory uh we're being taken over this plane is

01:41under a new control

01:44yeah the cat starts making demands

01:46yeah it's like i want the 1200 pounds of tuna right you're gonna want to tell those cops to bring a bunch of yarn

01:53i want uh many boxes i want uh what are your demands what are your demands i want a paper grocery

02:04bag paper grocery bags nine refrigerator boxes many of them all right we'll see what we can get you

02:12anything else before we land this gotta get some catnip i want the 22 kilos of catnip

02:17yeah what about any bitches you want any uh female cats i want the four of female cats waiting for me

02:27in a carrying case with uh in a mini cooper

02:34that's his next thing he's gonna drive he's gonna drive off his own car yeah he's gonna drive off

02:38they're gonna be siamese cats though he's got a fetish oh yeah yeah it's very specific cats

02:43believe it or not this is not the first time something like this has happened

02:49back in 2004 someone's cat escaped from its carrier on a flight from belgium to austria

02:54got into the cockpit attacked the pilot there too and forced that plane to land as well

03:00they always end up in the cockpit that's hilarious i love that they're like take it down

03:06they hate traveling guys they hate traveling do the same thing and they hate a pilot yeah they do

03:13oh they hate the pilot take that hat off they jump right on their face i think it's crazy they're

03:20almost smart enough to know this is the guy in charge yeah right he's got it i don't like what

03:25he's done where has he taken us into the air like way i can figure is this is some kind of one of

03:30those sky machines yeah and they usually sit in the front and to the left in the land machines

03:35so kill that guy i think this is the guy remember we just had the story too of a listener yes yeah

03:44who was on a flight the cat with a couple had an emotional support cat and the cat got loose

03:48right cats don't like it they don't they don't like the feeling of being in the air

03:53no they don't like car rides no i always i always think too like animals

03:58like we understand that pressure changes they don't and they don't know what the heck's got

04:05going on to them they can't chew gum no

04:09as much as you try and train them too yeah right she does yeah they don't know to yawn to pop right

04:16they don't know that stuff they're just like this is a nightmare yeah it just hurts pressure in their

04:20little cat head it just hurts they can't handle it i'm sure take it to the ground

04:24take it to the ground i am gonna kill everyone with a white shirt on

04:32that's right i attacked all everyone that was trying to get the cat out yep bleeding all of

04:37them bleeding yeah when the cat's freaking out but thankfully they were able to take the plane down

04:43and uh no one was hurt

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