Hipsters on a Farm

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a news report that focuses on a neighborly dispute involving a farm and a poop wall being left on the property line. The show focuses more on the two out-of-place "hot topic hipsters" that don't look like they live the farm life.

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00:00A guy was fighting with his neighbor and decided to build a poop wall between them.

00:10This guy's incredible. I mean, I've never thought of it.

00:13What a way to protect your property.

00:15Who will scale a wall of poop?

00:17No one.

00:18A 250 foot long wall of poop.

00:23It's the smelliest wall.

00:25Yeah, at least you're right.

00:27The next best thing to emote.

00:29It is poop wall.

00:31Here's the story now from WJBKTV.

00:34Take a listen.

00:35It's just cow poop smell.

00:37Well, you might expect to smell a little cow poop, especially if you live on a farm in Lodi Township near Ann Arbor.

00:43And on Tuesday, the hottest day of the year, about 80 degrees.

00:47It's bad.

00:48But the cow poop is not really coming from the cows.

00:51Well, it is.

00:52But it's also coming from this.

00:54It's just a shit pile over there.

00:56Yeah, we'll just call it a poop wall.

00:59A 250 foot long poop wall.

01:01That's really close to the house.

01:03They probably sold.

01:04It has some cultural or agricultural benefit.

01:07Well, not really.

01:08See, the poop wall is really all part of a family feud.

01:12They normally spread it on the field, but decided to make a fence out of it.

01:17Wayne, where does all this poop come from?

01:20Comes from the cows.

01:21You've been around poop all your life on this farm.

01:24I mean, this shouldn't be that big a deal for you.

01:26No, but when you got renters, you know, they have to live with us every day.

01:32I come here to mow the lawn.

01:33And they are consistently ruining my morning as I walk out.

01:37Can't leave the window open because the whole upstairs will smell like you.

01:40How you doing?

01:41And there's the guy that put up the poop wall.

01:43They're the renters.

01:44Yeah.

01:45Can't you just talk about the poop wall here?

01:46What do you mean the poop wall?

01:47Is it powerful?

01:48Yeah.

01:49But Wayne doesn't like it, though.

01:51I guess he wanted to go back to planting the corn.

01:57Now, Wayne has tried to do something about the poop wall, but local and state officials said no.

02:02I know.

02:03Wayne might be complaining about the poop, but I think it's totally legal.

02:07The poop's on this guy's property, not Wayne's.

02:11Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop.

02:12Yes.

02:13Oh, Jesus.

02:14It's got a good whiffle.

02:15Yep.

02:16And once it gets warmed up, it's like you can smell it all the way.

02:22Reporter's being funny guy.

02:24Yeah, definitely.

02:25In Lodi Township near Ann Arbor.

02:28Charlie Langton.

02:29What are those people doing living there?

02:31They don't look like they belong.

02:33They got incredibly cheap rent.

02:35They must have been.

02:36They've got a real good deal.

02:37It's close to Ann Arbor.

02:38It's like two young, hot topic hipsters.

02:41Yes.

02:42Right?

02:43That have rented a place on the farm.

02:46Yep.

02:47I don't understand why they've rented a place on the farm.

02:50Someone needs to get those young people out of there as soon as possible.

02:53Well, they thought they were going to be like hip farm living, I think.

02:56I think so.

02:57And then it just turns out they got the-

02:58A mound of poop.

02:59It's not a wall.

03:00It's not a wall.

03:01They're so-

03:02No, it's just a mound.

03:03It's just a mound.

03:04He just dumps the poop right along the property line.

03:07But the owner of the home, he comes there to cut the lawn for those hipsters.

03:12Yes.

03:13Neither one of them I don't think could handle-

03:14No.

03:15No, they can't do that.

03:16Anything like that.

03:17Neither of them could lift a lawn mower.

03:18No.

03:19Right.

03:20It's a wild neighborhood.

03:21Yeah.

03:22I can't even imagine farmers or just like country folk, them moving into that neighborhood all

03:31of a sudden.

03:32Oh, yeah.

03:33Hot Topic Hipsters movie?

03:34No.

03:35It's like Letterkenny.

03:36There goes the neighborhood.

03:37Yeah.

03:38I don't know what happened, but it's wild.

03:43He's drinking like his Starbucks in a-

03:46Yeah.

03:47He's got Starbucks and he's out in the farm.

03:49He's out in the middle of his farm.

03:50Just like cow poop smell everywhere.

03:53I can't even enjoy my bubble tea.

03:55Yeah.

03:57And I can't do my YouTube series.

04:02Not exactly what I was hoping for.

04:05Live fly signal here sucks, by the way.

04:07Yeah.

04:08It's brutal.

04:09Yes, because you're in Lodi Township, Michigan.

04:11It's close to Ann Arbor.

04:13I haven't ever tried milk.

04:18Which is a crazy place to choose to live.

04:23Right?

04:24Yeah.

04:25They probably don't eat meat.

04:26I didn't even understand what a farm was.

04:31Thought it was like a just meant cute house.

04:36Farm house?

04:37Isn't that just a cute house?

04:38I just go to you with Emma.

04:40I don't understand.

04:41Yeah.

04:42Just thought it would be a cool place to do art.

04:44They don't drink milk.

04:45They probably don't eat meat.

04:47They weigh about 72 pounds.

04:48Yes.

04:49There's no way.

04:50There's no way.

04:51That fella has never had a burger in his mouth.

04:54No.

04:55He really has.

04:56He has had stuff in it.

04:57Sprouts and different things.

04:59Alfalfa.

05:00Farm life.

05:01Yeah.

05:02Bad choice.

05:03Broccoli.

05:06Cauliflower.

05:10Salads.

05:11There's cows over there.

05:12Where?

05:13Actual alive cows.

05:14Oh my god.

05:15You're right.

05:16No.

05:17There's like alive cows doing cow stuff.

05:18I don't know what they're going to.

05:19Is it going to kill them all?

05:20Does he kill them all?

05:21I think he's in like a cult.

05:22Does he milk?

05:23I don't.

05:24I can't even wrap my brain around it.

05:25They're there to set the cows free probably.

05:26They opened the barn at night.

05:27Yeah.

05:28Come on cows.

05:29Come on cows.

05:30Let's go.

05:31The whale watchers or whatever.

05:32That's the plan.

05:33Sea Shepherd.

05:34We're the cow shepherds.

05:35We need to call the landlord to mow the lawn.

05:36Oh my god it is getting long.

05:37It's crazy.

05:38Why isn't he?

05:39I don't know what they're going to kill them all.

05:40I don't know what they're going to kill them all.

05:41I don't know what they're going to kill them all.

05:42Does he kill them all?

05:43Does he kill them all?

05:44Does he milk?

05:45I don't.

05:46I don't.

05:47I can't even wrap my brain around it.

05:48The cow shepherds.

05:49We need to call the landlord to mow the lawn.

05:51Oh my god it is getting long.

05:53It's crazy.

05:54Why isn't he here?

05:57I don't know what happens if we get grassed in.

06:00I don't know if we get grassed in with that poop.

06:02How will we get back to Ann Arbor?

06:04I don't know.

06:06Happened to my friend before grassed in.

06:08I heard about that.

06:10He died.

06:11He died.

06:12I know it's crazy.

06:13We're going to die out here.

06:14No one can see him.

06:15We're going to die out here.

06:16We're going to die township so.

06:17Got the news.

06:18There grass grows and there's rats I think.

06:24They're in the wrong place.

06:25Yeah.

06:26They shouldn't be there.

06:27They need to get out of there.

06:29They must have incredibly cheap rent though.

06:30If they're like right by a cow farm I guess.

06:32I guess that was part of the thing.

06:33Oh I think so yeah.

06:34You need to go outside and chop some what?

06:37And he's like.

06:40My god it's hard.

06:43What do we need?

06:44How much do we need?

06:45I don't know.

06:46Come back with three twigs.

06:47Here's three twigs.

06:48I chopped it.

06:49I just gathered instead.

06:51I'll go try and chop it again.

06:52Oh!

06:53Oh my god look out!

06:54Oh!

06:55Oh!

06:56Oh!

06:57Oh!

06:58Oh!

06:59Oh!

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