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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how they would react if someone pooped on their shoes in a public bathroom.

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00:00police are investigating after a man was shot when a gun discharged in a walmart bathroom this
00:16happened in wyoming michigan he was moving his gun around i guess he was dropping his
00:21pants to drop a deuce and it went off a man walking into the walmart bathroom got hit in
00:27the ankle by the bullet oh god that would hurt oh that would really hurt yeah oh god yeah because
00:35then you go down and you're laying on the floor of the walmart bathroom floor yes yeah walmart
00:41what's worse laying being on the floor or oh yeah you're not even thinking about your foot
00:45over here ankles are you shot yeah but i call him because i'm on the floor of a walmart bathroom
00:52this text just came in i accidentally pooped on a guy's shoe doesn't seem so bad now
01:01oh my god accidentally poop on a guy's shoe pardon me
01:06i mean i guess if the blast zone was had such a radius oh yeah like they were in the stall and
01:12explosive diarrhea yeah something it's some kind of splashback
01:17that's an awkward well like you well like if if i was in a bathroom and somebody pooped on my shoe
01:24okay well think about it i'll beat you to death with that shoe no listen think about it i can see why
01:29okay so like i'm up and i've decided i can't touch i just can't touch this seat okay and i'm gonna
01:36touch this seat it's just i'm gonna die from something yeah so and i can't really i don't
01:42want to get too low because i'm kind of out of shape a bit yeah so i stay a bit too high
01:48and then it's more just like a trumpet blast yeah that's like a sprinkler system oh man all over dave's
01:57feet what do you do at that point i reach under and sort of death with your shoe
02:04you take your shoe off there will be blood you go buy a pair of shoes in kazakhstan and you've
02:13offended me i'm gonna beat you to death with that shoe yeah do you have to wipe off your shoe now
02:18and do i make you wipe it off no what do i slip it under the stall so you can clean it for me and
02:24pass it back i don't want to touch it yeah i'm not touching hey do you mind you just crapped on my
02:29shoe yeah you gotta say something you say something oh i definitely say you say something
02:34because it listen of course you say something yeah someone's pooped up on your shoe you're just
02:41gonna leave you're just not gonna say anything when i poop on you if a woman pooped on my shoe
02:46yeah okay yes i would not say anything because that would be really weird hey kool-aid man busting
02:54into the stall i'm clubbing you together with my shoe so you know dave you would have your flip-flops
03:00possibly oh god no he's no question it goes right in between his toes he's gotta he's gotta
03:08fish that out oh yeah you guys are fishing that out for days so what are you doing now my feet
03:14gets underneath his toenail yeah oh he's gotta take a stick and try and get it out oh he's gotta be
03:24aware where your feet are when you have flip-flops in the public bathroom someone said lisa would just
03:28kick her shoes into the toilet and walk away just i went through like i'm going through all
03:32of the shoes that i own so it would depend on the shoe yeah but like i think you're right in that
03:37there's no reasoning with whatever or whoever just pooped on your shoe yeah like it can go it's not
03:42going to go anywhere good anyway i have to get rid of that so if it's your you got the flat shoes on
03:48all your foot then you're gonna have poop on your foot what lisa does is she takes she pulls out
03:54emergency shoes and she puts those on exactly she has a single red rose with the shoe that
03:58lisa has her kate moss boots on and someone yeah i know you don't want to talk about it she's like
04:09don't even joke about i know so lisa is dressed up for like a concert or something and some foul
04:15beast poops on her kate moss boots i mean lee something needs to be done but you would have
04:22i think you're missing her i think you're underestimating her because i think that
04:26something would snap in you
04:29well well well i'm so sorry about my butthole just unleashing the beast all over your kate moss
04:39boots are you that girl from that radio show they're my sweet stars and gardeners big fan
04:47big big fan i knew you would be but you see we got a problem now you see because you pooped on my
04:57kate moss boots yeah i was real sorry about that sometimes i throw this butthole around i don't
05:01know what's gonna happen listen shut your fat mouth i don't know i don't even know how poop gets
05:09on my foot from where you're sitting two stalls over there yeah it's just got a real violin in
05:15there things are gonna go two ways oh no two ways all right first way yes i get brand new kate moss
05:25boots oh jesus you don't tell a damn soul i probably have to cut your tongue out oh second
05:31ways i just beat you to death with this poop laden kate moss boot listen if you cut my tongue out i
05:38can't taste delicious food anymore so probably that's the just beat me right to death if you
05:44would okay all right to death it is like i'm saying like at least like which shoes are they
05:55because if they're my flats if they're the tory birch i mean maybe i could deal with it
06:02not sure they're the kate moss boots someone has to die that day
06:07you
06:08you