T.M.f.U.N.C.L.E. The Spy with My Face. (1965 film)

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U.N.C.L.E. agents Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin are sent to the Swiss Alps to find a secret nuclear weapon design but T.H.R.U.S.H. agents kidnap Solo and replace him with a look-alike double.   Robert Vaughn - Napoleon Solo Senta Berger - Serena David McCallum - Illya Kuryakin Leo G. Carroll - Alexander Waverly Michael Evans - Darius Two Sharon Farrell - Sandy Wister Fabrizio Mioni - Arsene Coria Donald Harron - Kitt Kittridge Bill Gunn - Namana Jennifer Billingsley - Taffy Paula Raymond - Director Donna Michelle - Nina Harold Gould - Doctor Nancy Hsueh - Wanda Michele Carey - Maggie Paul Siemion - Clerk Jan Arvan - Waiter

Transcript

00:00:00This is a production of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.

00:07:06It's time to begin phase two of the August affair.

00:09:42Mr.

00:09:48Sandy,

00:09:50Sandy,

00:09:59Mr.

00:10:01Mr.

00:10:02Mr.

00:10:03Mr.

00:10:05Mr. Waverly is waiting for you.

00:10:07Mr. Waverly is waiting for you.

00:10:39coffee,

00:10:45Thank you, Mr.

00:10:46Mr.

00:10:47Melissa is there, Mr.

00:10:57Napoleon Solo!

00:11:04I love you, Napoleon Solo.

00:11:06Sandy?

00:11:09Well, I just arrived back in town. Who was that?

00:11:11Oh, that's my new roommate, Taffy. She's a girl. I mean, she's a stewardess, too.

00:11:16We just got in from a flight from Rome.

00:11:19Well, I'm sorry. I just wanted to know if you could possibly have dinner tonight.

00:11:23I'll be ready at 6 o'clock, darling. Is that all right?

00:11:26I may not be able to wait that long.

00:11:29Then you start by yourself, darling, and I'll catch up.

00:11:48I have a dinner date at 6 o'clock. And I don't have a thing to wear.

00:11:53That'll never go out of style.

00:11:56Good morning, sir.

00:11:58Not really.

00:12:00Perhaps this will make your morning a bit more cheerful.

00:12:06A little something from Australia.

00:12:08Microfilm.

00:12:10An in-detail report.

00:12:12Complete with coded copies of documents taken from thrush files.

00:12:14After our raid.

00:12:16They might tell us something.

00:12:18Oh, we can't tell until we break the code, can we?

00:12:22No, sir.

00:12:23But I'm sure that section 4...

00:12:24You'll handle it.

00:12:26Have your Russian friend give you a hand.

00:12:28I'll get on it first thing tomorrow.

00:12:30I want it before you leave tonight.

00:12:32I, uh...

00:12:34I, uh...

00:12:35Yes, sir.

00:12:36Yes, sir.

00:12:38Yes, sir.

00:12:40Yes, sir.

00:12:42Yes, sir.

00:12:44Yes, sir.

00:12:45You're on the plane, sir.

00:12:46So, yes, sir.

00:12:47What's the plane that we keep going out of the plane?

00:12:48We can't tell until we break the code, can we?

00:12:49I can't tell until we break the code, can we?

00:12:50No, sir.

00:12:51But I'm sure that section 4...

00:12:52You'll handle it.

00:12:53Have your Russian friend give you a hand.

00:12:54tomorrow. I want it before you leave tonight.

00:12:57I, uh...

00:12:59Yes, sir.

00:13:22More champagne, darling?

00:13:25Ah, of course you will.

00:13:49Oh, you sweet, lovable,

00:13:51lovable, beautiful, sexy man.

00:14:01Goodbye, Napoleon Solo, wherever you are.

00:14:04Ilya, would you mind doing me a favor?

00:14:11I was wondering when you'd get around to it.

00:14:13You don't mind finishing up a load?

00:14:15No.

00:14:16No.

00:14:17I've, uh, got my computers to keep me warm.

00:14:22Oh, there's one more thing, uh...

00:14:27Oh, I'm sorry, that's Russian.

00:14:28Oh, told me.

00:14:29I, uh, took her in the house.

00:14:30I was trying to keep me warm.

00:14:31Oh, my God, let me warm you up.

00:14:32I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:14:33Oh, my God.

00:14:34Please, please, you can't.

00:14:35I'm sorry.

00:14:36No, I'm sorry.

00:14:37It was not a matter to me.

00:14:38I'm sorry.

00:14:39When I'm sorry, let me warm you up.

00:14:40Oh, Bobo.

00:14:58Oh, Bobo.

00:15:00Oh, so sweet.

00:15:06Yes.

00:15:10Sandy, it's me, Napoleon.

00:15:27Sorry, I'm entertaining a gentleman.

00:15:44It's okay, Bobo darling.

00:15:46Get back into bed.

00:15:48I'll be there in a minute.

00:15:51Good night, Mr. Napoleon Solo.

00:16:21Would you mind?

00:16:28We'd like to be alone.

00:16:34Well, I thought I'd just come along as a chaperone.

00:16:51Would you forgive me?

00:16:52No.

00:16:53I hate you, Napoleon Solo.

00:16:54I'm sick and tired of being stood up by you.

00:16:56Well, I'll never stand you up again.

00:16:57Now, why don't you just sit back and relax?

00:16:59No.

00:17:00I want you out of my life.

00:17:01Out, out, out, out.

00:17:04Sorry, old boy.

00:17:06Three's a bit of a crowd.

00:17:08What would you like to do later?

00:17:12Oh, I feel like Italian food.

00:17:13Mmm.

00:17:14You don't feel anything like Italian food.

00:17:15I don't?

00:17:16No.

00:17:17You know.

00:17:18You feel like, uh...

00:17:19You feel like, uh...

00:17:20You feel like, uh...

00:17:21Lady Fingers.

00:17:22And Cream Puffs.

00:17:25And Spunch King.

00:17:28Um, maybe the one I feel like.

00:17:29Number three's a bit of a crowd.

00:17:30What would you like to do later?

00:17:31Ooh, I feel like Italian food.

00:17:33Mmm.

00:17:34You don't feel anything like Italian food.

00:17:36I don't.

00:17:37No.

00:17:38You feel like, um, Lady Fingers.

00:17:42Mm.

00:17:43fingers and cream puffs and sponge cake can we monitor them now on the television screen

00:18:06no i think mr solo is entitled to his privacy there's a time when prying ends and a sense of

00:18:12morality begins good night

00:18:42so

00:18:56i think someone is sending their christmas presents a little early this year

00:19:13operation robert failed shall we try another method

00:19:23no we don't want them to become any more suspicious at this point

00:19:27we'd have to chance that his russian friend won't see through him

00:19:32rendezvous at point a oh and have the robot operator report to me right away

00:19:43so

00:19:55so

00:20:57I met a lot of very interesting people, but somehow they're gone before I really know them.

00:21:08When are you leaving, Napoleon?

00:21:10In a few days.

00:21:14Mr. Sola, telephone.

00:21:29Excuse me.

00:21:30Hello.

00:21:48Hello.

00:21:50The one in the middle seems to be again.

00:22:10However, it's one of the more overt status symbols.

00:22:26Napoleon Sola would never blow the hat off a beautiful girl.

00:22:28Well, not even when the beautiful girl was a thrush agent.

00:22:33Thrush?

00:22:34What's that?

00:22:35Well, now you remember, sweet.

00:22:37It's that international band of renegades that want to rule the world.

00:22:41Thrush?

00:22:42You know where you pick up your paycheck every week.

00:22:44Oh, we work strictly on permission.

00:22:46Oh, I see.

00:22:47Well, what is the going rate for kidnapping Uncle Agents?

00:22:53I'm not going to kidnap you.

00:22:55I merely want to discuss something with you privately.

00:22:58Well, you see, I have this odd behavior pattern that whenever I go strange places with strange

00:23:04women, I get hit on the head by strange men.

00:23:07But you keep doing it.

00:23:09Well, I'm trying to quit.

00:23:11But you can't.

00:23:13And neither of us can afford to waste time.

00:23:16I'm here to discuss the August affair.

00:23:19I don't understand that.

00:23:22So you will have to come along and find out, won't you?

00:23:27Perhaps later.

00:23:28I'm sorry.

00:23:29The timetable calls for tonight.

00:23:31And you know the August affair can't wait.

00:23:37Brace yourself.

00:23:43Sandy, I tell you, I know this seems like an unusual...

00:23:47May I have my lap, please, miss?

00:23:48The black sequin stole.

00:23:50I know you're not going to believe this, but this was just a chance meeting.

00:23:52You see, I came up here to answer the phone and the young lady...

00:23:55Oh, thank you very much.

00:23:57Here you are, dear.

00:24:00Oh, waiter?

00:24:01Is that our order?

00:24:04Spaghetti Milenae.

00:24:04Oh, Mr. Solo might like to see that.

00:24:12Excuse me.

00:24:15Yes, excuse me.

00:24:17Carlos, may I have the check, please?

00:24:19I see.

00:25:03Let's talk.

00:25:17Let's kiss.

00:25:23Well, we can't talk and kiss at the same time.

00:25:27Let's try.

00:25:33Are you just playing for time, or are you just playing?

00:25:38Perhaps a little of each.

00:25:46Metpolio.

00:25:49Somehow I keep smelling spaghetti milanaise.

00:25:53I'm sorry.

00:25:55But you wear it well.

00:25:57You want to have a shower?

00:25:59If you promise not to attack me.

00:26:02I promise.

00:26:32I promise.

00:26:33I promise.

00:26:34I promise.

00:26:35I promise.

00:26:36I promise.

00:26:37I promise.

00:26:38I promise.

00:26:40I promise.

00:26:41I promise.

00:26:42I promise.

00:26:43I promise.

00:26:44I promise.

00:26:45I promise.

00:26:46I promise.

00:26:47I promise.

00:26:48I promise.

00:26:49I promise.

00:26:50I promise.

00:26:51I promise.

00:26:52I promise.

00:26:53I promise.

00:26:54I promise.

00:26:55I promise.

00:26:56I promise.

00:26:57I promise.

00:26:58I promise.

00:26:59I promise.

00:27:00I promise.

00:27:01You promised not to attack me.

00:27:14How can I attack you when you're pointing that thing at me?

00:27:17Sorry.

00:27:31How would you know about the August affair?

00:27:37It's entirely possible.

00:27:38I went through your dossier and read some of the reports.

00:27:41It's also possible that you might be lying.

00:27:45All things are possible.

00:28:01All things are possible.

00:28:31This room isn't bugged.

00:28:45I checked.

00:29:01Shall we sit down?

00:29:07Fine.

00:29:09The August affair, remember.

00:29:11When is it going to take place?

00:29:26What?

00:29:27The August affair.

00:29:28When will you leave?

00:29:29Oh, I don't know.

00:29:31It's very difficult to book passage during the tourist season.

00:29:35Excuse me, I'll get it.

00:29:37I'm sorry.

00:29:39I'll get it.

00:29:44Time to get back to business.

00:29:47Come in.

00:30:03You wouldn't put a bullet through your own head, would you?

00:30:19Time to get back to business.

00:30:20Oh, yeah.

00:30:27Oh, yeah.

00:30:33Oh, yeah.

00:30:36Oh, yeah.

00:30:37Oh, yeah.

00:30:40Oh, yeah.

00:30:410ities.

00:30:41open channel d channel d open solo section two you may take the direction finder off me now

00:31:06situation is back to normal thank you for your cooperation mr solo you've helped position

00:31:13us for phase three of the august affair i'm afraid our poor mr solo will have a splitting

00:31:20headache when he awakens in the austrian alps

00:31:22perfect absolutely perfect

00:31:35not really

00:31:39will the real folian solo stand up please must you're quite comfortable as a matter of fact

00:32:04i'm not would it be presumptuous of me to ask where i am and where my devil is i'm afraid it

00:32:13would be very careful not to harm him you must keep him physically perfect for the moment

00:32:17yes sir

00:32:38yes

00:32:43yes sir

00:32:47right away sir

00:32:50yes

00:33:00yes

00:33:04yes

00:33:09yes

00:33:13yes

00:33:17I don't know.

00:33:47Napoleon, Ilya.

00:33:56Mr. Waverley?

00:33:59You must have put in a long night decoding the microfilm, Mr. Solo.

00:34:03Well, it had to be done, sir.

00:34:06Mr. Solo, Mr. Kuriakhin here will accompany you on the August affair.

00:34:12Fine. Sort of breaking in a new courier.

00:34:15I don't want to seem fatalistic, Mr. Solo,

00:34:21but every now and again I have a feeling that your days on this earth are numbered.

00:34:26Well, I am sorry you feel that way, sir.

00:34:29Yes. Well, you'll begin acquainting Mr. Kuriakhin with all the details of the August affair immediately.

00:34:36Can I be told the purpose of this affair?

00:34:39Well, for the moment you may know this much.

00:34:41You and Mr. Solo will proceed to Washington.

00:34:46At our headquarters there, you'll meet two agents.

00:34:49And you'll be given a briefcase to transport abroad.

00:34:52And what does this briefcase contain?

00:34:55The new combination to a vault.

00:34:58A combination that's changed in the month of August every year.

00:35:01It's uncle's responsibility to see that the combination is delivered.

00:35:07The vault, what does it contain?

00:35:11Perhaps the very fate of the world.

00:35:14You'll be told when you arrive at your ultimate destination.

00:35:19Your latest credentials.

00:35:23You'll report to me at the usual time.

00:35:26Good luck.

00:35:29Beautiful digs you have here, Mr. Waverly.

00:35:59Kit Kittredge, sir.

00:36:01Section 2, Australia.

00:36:03Mr. Kittredge.

00:36:05Glad to know you personally.

00:36:07We have glowing accounts of your work.

00:36:09Thanks, sir.

00:36:11After six years with uncle, it's nice to get a look at the main headquarters.

00:36:17What's the mission, sir?

00:36:19Four of our top agents are carrying important data from point A to point B.

00:36:24You'll trail along behind to give protective covering against ambush or attack.

00:36:30Fine, sir.

00:36:31Just who are these agents?

00:36:33Oh, yes.

00:36:36Us in Korea.

00:36:38Our Sicilian department.

00:36:41Namana.

00:36:42African.

00:36:42Ilyak Kureyakin.

00:36:45Our Russian agent.

00:36:47And Napoleon Solo.

00:36:48I want you to avoid direct contact with any of them.

00:36:51What if Napoleon says hello?

00:36:53Ignore him.

00:36:54He'll understand.

00:36:56Yes, sir.

00:36:56Since our identity photos don't show you with a beard, Mr. Kittredge, is the beard real?

00:37:09No, sir.

00:37:09It's a fake.

00:37:11I've got the real one in my pocket.

00:37:15Yes.

00:37:16Well, good day.

00:37:20Yes, sir.

00:37:21Well, uh...

00:37:22Yes, sir.

00:37:52Yes, sir.

00:38:52Mr. Solo, welcome back to Washington.

00:39:16You've changed.

00:39:18No.

00:39:19Your shaving lotion.

00:39:20It's a gift for my mother.

00:39:39Good morning.

00:39:44I am Arsene Coria, Sicilian headquarters.

00:39:50Napoleon Solo.

00:39:51Ilia Curiacin.

00:39:53How are things in Sicily?

00:39:54Busy.

00:39:55If it's not thrush, it's the mafiosi.

00:39:59I'm sorry, but I was all night on a plane from Rome.

00:40:02My name is Mamanu of the Liberian section.

00:40:13Napoleon Solo.

00:40:14And this is Ilia Curiacin.

00:40:16It's a pleasure.

00:40:17And Arsene Coria.

00:40:19I work with your brother, Ashanti.

00:40:21How is he?

00:40:22My brother was killed.

00:40:23Are we all ready?

00:40:33Are we all ready?

00:40:33I'm sorry.

00:40:37I's sorry.

00:40:38Oh.

00:40:38I don't know.

00:40:49Oh.

00:40:50Oh.

00:40:51Oh.

00:40:52Oh.

00:40:52The rods activate an electronic combination

00:41:22device. If the case were to be opened improperly, acid would be released from the walls of the case,

00:41:29destroying the contents.

00:42:07Stewardess, I'll just have some coffee. And could you get me a needle and thread? I've got a loose button here.

00:42:20Yes, sir.

00:42:30He really is very interesting looking. That miserable rat, pretending he didn't even know me.

00:42:36He's probably married and someone in the group knows his wife. He would have told me if he were married.

00:42:42Sometimes they forget. Oh, that rat.

00:42:52Is the coffee, sir?

00:42:58Oh, I'm sorry. Was it hot?

00:43:02No, no. It's a little bit sweet.

00:43:04Oh.

00:43:06Oh.

00:43:08Oh.

00:43:12Oh.

00:43:14Oh.

00:43:16Oh.

00:43:18Oh.

00:43:30Oh.

00:43:32Oh.

00:43:44Oh.

00:43:46My orders were the case was to always be in sight of at least two of the three carriers.

00:43:50Oh, yes. We are getting a bit sloppy, aren't we?

00:43:56Oh.

00:44:06Oh.

00:44:08Oh, yes, sir.

00:44:10Oh, yes, sir.

00:44:12Oh, yes.

00:44:14Oh, no, no.

00:44:16Oh, yes.

00:44:18Let's go.

00:44:48I don't know.

00:45:18I don't know.

00:45:48I don't know.

00:46:19I have your needle and thread, sir, and I have your jacket.

00:46:24Well, I'm afraid it's too late. I seem to have lost the button.

00:46:27Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:46:29Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:46:59Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:04Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:09Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:10Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:14Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:19Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:24Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:29Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:30Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:34Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:35Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:39Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:40Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:41Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:42Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:43Are you sure you haven't lost all your buttons?

00:47:45How's the shoulder wound?

00:47:48I've never realized a bullet would make such a nasty mess of one's shoulder.

00:47:53I believe it was a knife wound in the left shoulder.

00:48:00I must be getting old. My instincts are filing me.

00:48:04I thought I was onto something most diabolical.

00:48:06Really? Like what?

00:48:08Like Thrush having a double for you?

00:48:14Cyanide!

00:48:23Damn it.

00:48:25Bloody Carol Thrush was monitored.

00:48:30You saw me there.

00:48:42Trouble?

00:48:43Recognize him.

00:48:44Nope.

00:48:46It's a Thrush agent I encountered once in a bianna who just tried to kill me.

00:48:50Is he dead?

00:48:51Very, I'd say.

00:48:54My bearded friend.

00:48:58This card says you're a diabetic.

00:49:06And apparently, you died before anyone could administer the necessary aid.

00:49:12Good morning, Mr. Solo.

00:49:14Anything I can do to make things more comfortable?

00:49:20How long would you say I have to wear all this costume jewelry?

00:49:34Don't be impatient.

00:49:35And please don't struggle.

00:49:36Please don't struggle.

00:49:37You might bruise your wrists.

00:49:39When they find your body at the foot of the mountain, you want it unmarked.

00:49:43They accept for contusions sustained in a sudden stop.

00:49:46To that end, I have a surprise for you.

00:49:50Nina is an expert master's.

00:49:51Oh, this stage of the game, I'm really not.

00:49:52We want to preserve the natural body tone, the normal balance of the glandular humors,

00:50:05a relaxed condition of the musculatures.

00:50:07Nina, proceed.

00:50:16Mmm, nice perfume.

00:50:35I'll tell you, I'm much more demonstrative when I'm not.

00:51:04chained up.

00:51:06My instructions are to see to your physical well-being.

00:51:11I tell you, being chained up like that gives me kind of a cramp in my latissimus dorsi.

00:51:21You have a very well-developed latissimus dorsi.

00:51:25Is that right?

00:51:27Very well-developed.

00:51:32Well, that's kind of you to notice.

00:51:37Go about your duties, you miserable pervert.

00:51:52You miserable pervert.

00:51:59Good-bye.

00:52:00Good-bye.

00:52:01Good-bye.

00:52:02Thank you very much.

00:52:04Good-bye.

00:52:05Thank you very much again.

00:52:06You're very well.

00:52:07Bye-bye.

00:52:09Bye-bye.

00:52:10Bye-bye.

00:52:11Thank you very much again.

00:52:12You're very well.

00:52:13Bye-bye.

00:52:14Bye-bye.

00:52:15Bye-bye.

00:52:16Bye-bye.

00:52:17Thank you very much again.

00:52:18You're very well.

00:52:19Bye-bye.

00:52:20Bye-bye.

00:52:21Bye-bye.

00:52:22Thank you very much again.

00:52:23You're very well.

00:52:24Bye-bye.

00:52:25Bye-bye.

00:52:26Thank you very much again.

00:52:27You're very well.

00:52:28Bye-bye.

00:52:29Bye-bye.

00:52:30Bye-bye.

00:52:31Bye-bye.

00:52:32Bye-bye.

00:52:36Bye-bye.

00:52:42Am I the last?

00:52:44Am I the last?

00:52:49Oh, your friends have already disembarked, Mr. Curiaga.

00:52:52I wanted to freshen up before departing, comb my hair.

00:52:56What line of work are you in, Mr. Curiaga?

00:52:58I pretend to be a businessman, but I'm really a Russian spy.

00:53:03And what do you do when you're not playing stewardess?

00:53:05In the off-season, I'm a fullback for the Chicago Bears.

00:53:08As I might have known.

00:53:10Do you think it would be all right for an all-American fullback and a Russian spy to have a drink together later?

00:53:14You might have to preserve the peace.

00:53:27Excuse me.

00:53:41He was a diabetic.

00:53:44He was a diabetic.

00:54:14Theорiaga.

00:54:15He was a diabetic.

00:54:15Theoriaga.

00:54:16Theoriaga.

00:54:17Theoriaga.

00:54:18Theoriaga.

00:54:19Theoriaga.

00:54:20Oh, my God.

00:54:50Oh, my God.

00:55:20Oh, my God.

00:55:50Oh, my God.

00:56:20Oh, my God.

00:56:50Oh, my God.

00:57:20Oh, my God.

00:57:50Oh, my God.

00:58:20Oh, my God.

00:58:22We've picked up radio waves from space for a number of years.

00:58:26However, another aspect of the situation is known to only a few, and that is, some of

00:58:32these fragments, according to some of our finest scientific minds, establish a pattern.

00:58:38And that pattern indicates that some day, it is more than theory, it is more than theory,

00:58:45but less than a proven fact.

00:58:48And against such a possibility, it would be project, and against such a possibility, the counterweapon would be Project Earth Save.

00:58:54And you know, the, and there's more than a poet, and there, and a lot of men, and there are a lot of people.

00:59:01I know, and let the other, and there's a lot of people and others.

01:00:32As you can see, as each capsule is decoded by the machine, it is destroyed.

01:00:45So that no man on Earth will know the combination we feed into the computer.

01:00:49Correct.

01:00:51When the vault is opened, it creates a tremendous vacuum caused by the electromagnetic radiation from the high-energy gamma rays.

01:01:00Now, one word of extreme caution.

01:01:04You must remain at a safe distance from the vault.

01:01:07The electromagnetic gamma rays create a kind of rapture and a hypnotic effect which causes anyone who looks directly into it to throw himself into the vault.

01:01:17Gentlemen, this is Project Earth's safe.

01:01:20Don't touch him.

01:01:35Don't move.

01:01:36Don't move.

01:01:37He tried to adjust his goggles.

01:01:40We've got...

01:01:40No, no.

01:01:40Don't touch him.

01:01:41He'll drag you in with him.

01:01:43You can't save a man who no longer exists.

01:02:05Oh, excellent.

01:02:14My compliments to the chef.

01:02:15Could use a might more salter.

01:02:17Whatever you wish, Mr. Solo.

01:02:47He'll drag you in with him.

01:03:18Mr. Solo.

01:03:20I'm afraid we can't allow you to eat mashed potatoes with brown glass.

01:03:25And that filament from the light bulb may give you indigestion.

01:03:28Excuse me.

01:03:31For being naughty, you'll have no dinner.

01:03:37And no more light bulbs.

01:03:47And no more light bulbs.

01:04:04We'll have no dinner.

01:04:36I believe you have reservations for us.

01:04:39Oh, yes, Mr. Solo. I've already had your luggage brought to your rooms.

01:04:44You and Mr. Coria have suite eight.

01:04:48Mr. Curia-ing and Namana?

01:04:53There will be just three of us.

01:04:56Oh, I'm sorry.

01:04:58Had not the four of you intended to go mountain climbing?

01:05:02I'm sorry, but I'm not up to it.

01:05:04Do you mind?

01:05:06Perhaps tomorrow.

01:05:07Whatever you wish.

01:05:11Hans? Hans!

01:05:17Show these gentlemen to their rooms.

01:05:20Oh, Mr. Solo, I have a message for you.

01:05:22I'll join you later.

01:05:31Anything important?

01:05:33It could be, yes.

01:05:34How was the trick?

01:05:48Well, fortunately, Namana met with an unfortunate accident.

01:05:52There he is, too, he's ready to round up his solo for the last phase.

01:05:58Ah, yes, the last phase.

01:06:00This afternoon, I will climb a mountain and take the real Napoleon Solo from his cell just 15 miles from here and push him off a cliff.

01:06:10A climbing accident.

01:06:11And in two months, the assault force at our observatory will be ready.

01:06:16And then?

01:06:17The attack will begin from headquarters.

01:06:19Once we reach the vault with the combination in our possession, Project Earth's save is ours.

01:06:24And no force in the world can resist us.

01:06:28Darling, you can't imagine what a time I had trying to find you.

01:06:49I have the entire airline working on it.

01:06:51Oh, it's so wonderful being together again, though, isn't it?

01:06:53Well, I see you have your maiden aunt with you all the way from New York.

01:07:05Do you mind if I join you?

01:07:06Oh, please do.

01:07:08You've traveled a long way from New York to catch us.

01:07:11Well, you wouldn't think I'd let him get away that easily, would you?

01:07:14I admire your spirit, Miss...

01:07:16Sandy, my friends call me Sandy.

01:07:18Sandy, I tell you, I'm sorry, but this is kind of a business venture here.

01:07:22It's rather hard to explain, you understand?

01:07:24You don't have to explain a thing, darling.

01:07:26We were planning a hike to the mountains.

01:07:28Oh, I'd love to go.

01:07:30Fine.

01:07:31Why don't we plan to leave in about an hour?

01:07:34Shall we all meet here?

01:07:36I'm going to change now.

01:07:37Oh, me too.

01:07:38I'll see you in one hour.

01:07:39Oh, my God.

01:08:57Too late, Mr. Solo.

01:09:06I have already activated the auto-destruction mechanism.

01:09:11Neither of us has any chance of escape now.

01:09:14The entire place will be destroyed.

01:09:19I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:09:31I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:10:01I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:10:31I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:11:01I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:11:31I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:12:01I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:12:31I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:13:01I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:13:31And so I became the first lieutenant in the Russian Navy to set fire to an igloo.

01:13:40I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:13:41I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:13:45I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:13:46I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:13:47I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:13:50I'm not for 30 minutes.

01:13:51I'm for 60 minutes.

01:13:52Well, what do you think of the Americans?

01:13:53I find them very charming.

01:13:55But I wouldn't want my sister to marry one.

01:13:58Oh.

01:14:01Good morning.

01:14:05Would you teach me some Russian?

01:14:08I would like to teach you all about Russia.

01:14:10Our music, our art.

01:14:12Your romance?

01:14:13Our theatre.

01:14:15Your virility.

01:14:16Our poetry.

01:14:18Your love songs?

01:14:21A phone call for you, Mr. Kuryakin.

01:14:26Kuryakin.

01:14:27Kuryakin. This is Uncle Alex.

01:14:31Yes, Uncle. It's good to hear from you.

01:14:34How was your flight?

01:14:36Very nice.

01:14:38The diabetic who died suddenly was an uncle from Australia.

01:14:57Well, as I recall, in New York you found a hot bath quite stimulating.

01:15:06Darling, the ingenious plastic surgery of thrash can make a sow's ear look like a silk purse, but it will never feel like a silk purse.

01:15:16There's no time to play. You may have caused this whole plan to backfire.

01:15:20I don't have any fear. I'll take care of Sandy.

01:15:22What about the man with the red beard? The way you eliminated him was stupid and clumsy.

01:15:26I had no choice. He was an uncle agent.

01:15:28So, why didn't the other agents recognize him? And why didn't they report him missing?

01:15:32Because we didn't know that the man with the red beard was covering us.

01:15:33Because we didn't know that the man with the red beard was covering us.

01:15:36I'm sorry to interrupt, Napoleon.

01:15:38It's alright. He weren't interrupting anything. We were just leaving.

01:15:42He would have had more savoir faire than to leave.

01:15:44Why didn't they report him missing?

01:15:46Because we didn't know that the man with the red beard was covering us.

01:15:50I'm sorry to interrupt, Napoleon.

01:15:53It's all right. Team weren't interrupting anything. We were just leaving.

01:15:59He would have had more savoir-faire than to leave.

01:16:05Oh, yes, all right, Mr. Kriakin.

01:16:14There's also trouble at headquarters. You're to contact them immediately.

01:16:44How do you like your uncle ancient?

01:16:48Well done, please.

01:16:55Shwitsram, Kapu.

01:17:14And you can't reach the Internet.

01:17:26We 결과 him quê?

01:18:29No, Marla, Solo, there's something wrong. They tried to kill me.

01:18:33Who did?

01:18:34Solo.

01:18:36But I thought he was your friend.

01:18:38No, no, just another Solo. I'm not trying to explain.

01:18:48Solo's escaped.

01:18:49The last report was that he was headed this way on the Cernon Highway.

01:18:52What do we do?

01:18:53Get a message to headquarters.

01:18:55Order an attack on the stronghold if I don't contact our men by radio in two hours.

01:18:59Attack? Now?

01:19:00The plan was for Solo to die in a climbing accident.

01:19:03Now, if we can affect a similar accident, the plan can continue as scheduled.

01:19:07But, but the others...

01:19:09All right, Solo and the girl will have to...

01:19:11will be found dead at the bottom of the cliff.

01:19:13And you'll be a victim of amnesia.

01:19:16They will have no reason to suspect anything worse than the love of Squall.

01:19:20That's right, and we'll have the combination to Project Earth save.

01:19:22And we can use it when the time is right.

01:19:24Get a message to headquarters.

01:19:25I thought you two might try to slip away.

01:19:27Get out of that car.

01:19:29Well, I was only...

01:19:30I said get out of that car.

01:19:31You're probably out of me.

01:19:55How can you be sure we'll intercept him?

01:20:13This is the only road to the lodge from our headquarters.

01:20:15Look!

01:20:25I said get out of that car.

01:20:55I said get out of that car.

01:21:25I said get out of that car.

01:21:26I said get out of that car.

01:21:27I said get out of that car.

01:21:28I said get out of that car.

01:21:29I said get out of that car.

01:21:30I said get out of that car.

01:21:31I said get out of that car.

01:21:32I said get out of that car.

01:21:33I said get out of that car.

01:21:34I said get out of that car.

01:21:35I said get out of that car.

01:21:36I said get out of that car.

01:21:37I said get out of that car.

01:21:38I said get out of that car.

01:21:39I said get out of that car.

01:21:40I said get out of that car.

01:21:41I said get out of that car.

01:21:42I said get out of that car.

01:21:43I said get out of that car.

01:21:44I said get out of that car.

01:21:45I said get out of that car.

01:21:46I said get out of that car.

01:21:47Let's go.

01:22:17Let's go.

01:22:47Let's go.

01:23:17Let's go.

01:23:20So, therefore, the failure of Thrash is due to one of your dead Confederates.

01:23:26Of course.

01:23:28And now, since out of your gratitude, you're going to let me go.

01:23:34I have to leave now.

01:23:36Ilya might be a little bit put out with me.

01:23:39Why is that?

01:23:40I tried to barbecue him.

01:23:42Oh, he's very broad-minded about that sort of thing.

01:23:47Ciao, Ben.

01:23:50Ciao.

01:23:50Where's your college, John?

01:24:07Oh, she went back for a postgraduate course.

01:24:10Uh-huh.

01:24:11Now, what term is this?

01:24:12Chicken noodle soup.

01:24:15Napoleon Solo, you love chicken noodle soup.

01:24:19I do?

01:24:20Yeah.

01:24:20How do you know I'm the real Napoleon Solo?

01:24:27How do you know that the real Napoleon Solo wasn't killed on the mountain?

01:24:30Well, there's one way to find out.

01:24:41Oh, the poor man.

01:24:44Obviously, his incarceration has taken a dreadful toll.

01:24:47Can he stand up under this new assault?

01:24:50He's a dedicated man.

01:24:52Actually, this is a conditioned reflex with him.

01:24:54When an attractive woman passes, he responds automatically.

01:24:57His arms reach out.

01:24:59The less fortunate among us have to think and plan before we act.

01:25:04I have now spent five seconds thinking and planning.

01:25:06Now I must act.

01:25:07Excuse me.

01:25:19That brand X?

01:25:29The real McCoy.

01:25:31Well, why don't you try again?

01:25:33Just to be sure.

01:25:49Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:05Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:06Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:07Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:08Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:09Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:10Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:11Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:12Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:13Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:14Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:15Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:16Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:17Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:18Well, why don't you try again?

01:26:19Well, why don't you try again?

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