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Max and Agent 99 go undercover in a circus to find a KAOS smuggling ring. Special guest starring Paul Dooley, with a notable performance by Mickey Manners as the half man/half woman Gertrude/Gerald.
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00:00Hold it, 99. I think this is the place.
00:16Max, are you sure this is where Agent 51 said to meet him?
00:19What's the matter with you, 99? You're awfully jumpy.
00:21Don't you like the circus?
00:22Well, not at night, Max. Listen to those animals.
00:28Relax, 99.
00:30Relax. Agent 51 said to be very careful that we'd be in extreme danger every minute.
00:3599, danger is a way of life to me.
00:37The whole secret to it is to remain calm and poised at all times.
00:41Max, don't do that, 99.
00:44I'm sorry, Max, but I thought I heard footsteps.
00:47I didn't hear anything, 99. It must be your imagination.
00:50I'm Agent 51. Don't be afraid.
00:5351, what's going on here?
00:55You scared me to death.
00:56I'm sorry, but I didn't want any screams when you saw me.
00:59I wouldn't have screamed.
01:00I wasn't worried about you.
01:01What's going on here, 51? What are you doing in that ridiculous gorilla costume?
01:05It was the only job they had open.
01:07Listen, I haven't got much time.
01:08I'm due back for rehearsal.
01:10But I think I've cracked the case.
01:12Tell the chief that...
01:12They got me, 86. They got me.
01:21Who got you? Who? Tell us, quick.
01:23Give them a chance, 99. Take it easy.
01:25Max, there's no time.
01:26Will you let me handle this?
01:2851. 51, would you like a glass of water?
01:30No thanks. I...
01:32Well, how about a banana?
01:35It's me, Max. He's dead.
01:37Poor 51. What a way to go.
01:40With a knife in his back and a ridiculous gorilla suit.
01:44Well, that's show business.
01:45That's show business.
02:15¶¶
02:45Chaos is using this circus for a smuggling operation.
02:49Everywhere this circus has traveled, in Europe and America,
02:52supplies of industrial diamonds have become depleted.
02:55Now, added to that is the fact that there have been four mysterious deaths in the circus in the past six months.
03:00Agent 51 was the fifth.
03:02Each of the others died a violent death during an actual performance.
03:06No wonder they draw such big crowds.
03:09Max, did you find anything on 51's body?
03:12Look, just this ring, Chief.
03:14Let me see.
03:16That's a diamond ring. You know what that could mean?
03:18He was engaged?
03:21No, he was getting closer to the truth. That's why he was eliminated.
03:24Max, you and 99 will return to the circus to get to the bottom of this.
03:28Now, I want you to get over to the lab and see Carlson for some special equipment.
03:31I want you to pose as reporters for Circus World magazine.
03:34Look, Chief, since this is a circus, why don't we go as tent salesmen?
03:39What's the matter with being reporters?
03:41Well, nothing, Chief, except that a tent's a better cover.
03:44A little humor there, Chief.
03:49Okay.
03:50Now, since your cover is to be reporters, we've developed this special equipment.
04:02Inside this camera is a hidden tape recorder.
04:06And this tape recorder actually conceals a hidden camera.
04:12May I ask you a question, Professor Carlson?
04:14Certainly.
04:15Uh, why hide a tape recorder in a camera and a camera in a tape recorder?
04:20Why not just take pictures with the camera and record with the recorder?
04:25Because my mind doesn't work that way, that's why.
04:28Mr. Smart?
04:44I'm Pepper Hanlon, press agent for the circus.
04:46Good to meet you.
04:47Nice to meet you.
04:48Uh, Circus World magazine asked us to do a story on your circus, Mr. Hanlon.
04:52And we thought an interesting approach might be the bad luck that's been dogging you.
04:56Like the five fatal accidents in the last six months.
04:59Oh, yes, that's a terrible shame.
05:01Of course, a circus can be a dangerous business.
05:04Is the circus insured?
05:05An insurance man came around just last month.
05:08Oh, that's good.
05:08No, that's bad.
05:09He had an accident.
05:10Was he insured?
05:11I don't think so.
05:13Now, where would you like to begin your interviews?
05:15Well, we thought we might like to start with the main suspects.
05:18Uh, performance.
05:18Uh, how about Raymond the Magnificent, the knife thrower?
05:22Fine, his trailer is right over there.
05:24Oh, thank you.
05:33You must be the reporters from the Circus World magazine.
05:37And you must be Raymond the Magnificent.
05:40You may tell your readers I am the greatest knife thrower in the world.
05:45Have you always been a knife thrower, Raymond?
05:47No.
05:47I started in the circus, jumping 500 feet from a diving board into a barrel of flaming oil.
05:55Wasn't that incredibly dangerous?
05:57I took steps to minimize the risks.
05:59What did you do?
06:00I cut out matinees.
06:05Well, I must say, Raymond, that you certainly keep your knives in magnificent condition.
06:11The blade of this one sparkles like a diamond.
06:16Come in.
06:17Who's that?
06:22That's Rudolf, the circus mascot.
06:25Now, if you excuse me, please, I must see to an urgent matter.
06:3199.
06:32There's something strange about that man.
06:35Did you notice the reaction on his face when I said the word diamond?
06:38I think he knows something.
06:40Take a look and see where he went.
06:41Right, Max.
06:42Max, he's gone into another trailer.
06:44He's in there talking to someone.
06:46Do you think we should consult the chief about him?
06:49Max, he's just a harmless little monkey.
06:51I know that, 99, but he's still our chief.
06:54Max, that's the trailer over there that Raymond went into.
07:04It belongs to Gertrude Gerald, the half-man, half-woman.
07:08Well, we'll just wait until Raymond leaves, and then we'll ask Gertrude Gerald a few questions.
07:13Mr. Smart.
07:14Mr. Smart.
07:15Down here.
07:17I'm Tiny Allen.
07:18Mr. Smart.
07:19I understand you're interested in the circus accidents, and a little matter of smuggled diamonds.
07:24Go on.
07:26I don't want Raymond to see me talking to you.
07:28Can you come to my trail in about 20 minutes, and I'll have some information for you.
07:32I'll be there.
07:33It's number seven.
07:37Well, 99, it's time to question our next suspect.
07:43So my magazine just wants anything that would be of interest to our readers.
07:46For example, does your condition present any personal problems?
07:51Well, I have trouble checking into hotels.
07:56Do you enjoy circus life?
07:58I hate it.
08:00Oh, really?
08:00Why?
08:01You meet too many weirdos.
08:03Besides, people in show business are too self-centered.
08:06I often work with people for months, and then when I run into them years later, they don't even say hello.
08:11Well, perhaps they don't recognize you.
08:14Tell me, Gertrude Gerald.
08:16Please, call me Gertrude Jerry.
08:18All right.
08:19Gertrude Jerry, what did you do before you joined the circus?
08:23I was a dance team.
08:26Gertrude Jerry, my readers would like to know something about your personal taste.
08:31For example, how do you feel about diamonds?
08:36Diamonds.
08:37They don't mean a thing to me.
08:38Are you absolutely certain that diamonds mean nothing to you?
08:43Well, diamonds do have a certain appeal.
08:45They glitter like a million starry nights.
08:48You know, it's strange that you should ask about diamonds.
08:51Why?
08:52Well, Tiny Allen, the midget, was talking about diamonds just the other day.
08:56In fact, in fact, he offered to give me one.
09:00Did you accept?
09:01Are you kidding?
09:01With him around?
09:03Tell me, what do you think of the several deaths that have occurred in the circus recently?
09:07I ignore such things.
09:09I mind my own business and devote myself to my two hobbies.
09:13What are they?
09:14Weightlifting and embroidery.
09:19Well, Max, I guess we better go see Tiny Allen.
09:21I don't think Gertrude Gerald knows too much.
09:24Don't be too sure about that, 99.
09:27Did you notice the expression on their faces when I asked about the diamonds?
09:30Yes.
09:31One of them is lying.
09:33Well, how did it go with Gertrude and Gerald?
09:35Oh, they were very nice.
09:36I wonder if you could tell us where trailer number seven is.
09:39Tiny Allen, the midget?
09:41Yes.
09:41It's that one right over there.
09:42Thank you very much.
09:43Come on, 99.
09:52Tiny Allen?
09:55Tiny Allen?
09:59For a little fella, he's got a real deep voice.
10:02Max, that's it over there, number seven.
10:05Oh.
10:06Can Hundo help you?
10:21Uh, yes.
10:23Well, you see, I had an appointment with Tiny Allen and the door is locked.
10:27Me strong man.
10:28Me fixed.
10:29You know, I had a dentist in the army that used to work the same way.
10:40Oh.
10:40A bit strange, 99.
10:55Well, the windows are locked from the inside, too.
10:59Max, look.
11:01He's been shot through the back at close range.
11:04Committed suicide.
11:06That's impossible, Max.
11:08You're right.
11:09There's no gun.
11:10Wait a minute.
11:12If all the doors and windows are locked from the inside, how did the murderer get out?
11:16Well, maybe he was murdered on the outside and then slipped in through this transom.
11:21But then how did he lock the door?
11:23Simply by turning the key, 99.
11:25Max, have you ever heard of a case where a dead man locked a door?
11:28No.
11:30Not until now.
11:32That must be some other explanation.
11:34Maybe we should question that strong man.
11:36You're right, 99.
11:38He certainly was close by this trailer when we arrived.
11:41Come on.
11:42Right.
11:49Pardon me, Hondo.
11:50Could I ask you a few questions?
11:52Me, Hondo.
11:54Circus strong man.
11:57Me, Maxwell Smart.
11:59Magazine reporter.
12:00You certainly do look strong, Hondo.
12:06Hondo can lift locomotive with one hand.
12:11Really?
12:12Um, do you happen to know anything about diamonds, Hondo?
12:16Hondo can crush diamonds with teeth.
12:19What kind of a trick is that?
12:21Expensive.
12:22What else does Hondo do?
12:24Hondo's greatest trick is keeping twin-engine plane from taking off.
12:30How do you do that?
12:31I break Violet's legs.
12:33That Hondo is a brute.
12:37Yes, but fortunately we're trained to deal with guys like that.
12:40How, Max?
12:40By trying not to antagonize them.
12:43Well, we're right back where we started.
12:45Not quite, 99.
12:47Let's take a look at what we've got.
12:49A dead midget.
12:50A chimpanzee.
12:52A strong man who crushes cameras with his hands.
12:54A half-man, half-woman who likes embroidery and weightlifting.
12:58It's all beginning to form a pattern.
12:59Max, you mean you know?
13:02Max!
13:03That knife missed you by inches.
13:05You think it's some kind of a warning?
13:09Wait a minute, 99.
13:10I've seen that knife somewhere before.
13:13But where?
13:14Max, I know.
13:15Hold it, 99.
13:16I'm trying to place the knife.
13:17But, Max, that knife...
13:1899, would you please be quiet?
13:20You're interrupting my train of thought.
13:21It's Raymond's knife.
13:23There.
13:23Now you've done it.
13:24Now you've done it.
13:25You've broken my train of thought when I almost had it.
13:27Wait a minute.
13:29Wait a minute.
13:30Raymond's knives had the same kind of handles.
13:33This must be Raymond's knife.
13:36Good thinking, Max.
13:39Now that we know who the knife belongs to,
13:41all we have to do is to figure out who threw it.
13:48Max, it has to be Raymond's knife.
13:51Well, if it is, he's in a lot of trouble.
13:54Why?
13:54He missed me twice.
13:56He could lose his job.
13:57It's no wish, 99.
14:15We've searched everywhere and still no diamonds.
14:17I'd better call in.
14:18You keep a sharp lookout.
14:19What have you got, Max?
14:28Absolutely nothing, Chief.
14:29We've drawn a complete blank.
14:31Well, have you searched everywhere?
14:32Those diamonds have got to be there.
14:33Believe me, Chief, we have searched everywhere.
14:39Except in the lion's cage.
14:41Well, why haven't you searched there, Max?
14:43Are you kidding?
14:44There are lions in there.
14:45Max, when you joined control,
14:47you knew it would involve certain risks.
14:49I know, Chief, but, well,
14:51you just can't go barging into a lion's cage.
14:54They may resent strangers.
14:56Max, I don't expect you to go into the cage alone.
14:59Oh.
15:00Take a whip and a chair.
15:02A whip and a chair?
15:03Well, to tell you the truth, Chief,
15:05those lions look pretty mean.
15:07I don't think a whip and a chair will be enough.
15:09Now, what do you have in mind, Max?
15:11Eh, well, does the word bazooka mean anything to you?
15:15Max, we have to have those diamonds to make an arrest.
15:17It could mean the end of the chaos smuggling operation
15:20once and for all.
15:21Right, Chief.
15:23Now, you're just going to have to go in there
15:24and face those vicious, hungry, man-eating lions.
15:27But, Max.
15:28Yes, Chief?
15:29Don't take any unnecessary risks.
15:33What did he say, Max?
15:36I've got to go into the lion's cage.
15:37Max, you can't do that.
15:39I've got $2.99.
15:40It's an order.
15:41And an order is an order.
15:43Nothing can stop me.
15:44Hold it, smart.
15:45Boy, am I glad to see you.
15:47It'll be a pleasure to get rid of two more control agents.
15:50Wait a minute, Hanlon.
15:52How did you know I was a control agent?
15:54Any man who will go into a lion's cage unarmed
15:57is either a control agent or a fool.
15:59Are you sure those are my only choices?
16:02All right, drop that chair.
16:04$99, duck!
16:04All right, Hondo.
16:11I'm used to dealing with big, ugly apes like you.
16:23Uh, listen, Hondo.
16:24I, uh, I hope I wasn't out of line with that crack about the ape.
16:28All right!
16:39So, Hanlon, you're the leader of this little conspiracy.
16:43That's right, Mr. Smart.
16:45Diamonds are so much more rewarding than press agentry.
16:49Of course, I knew from the first you weren't reporters.
16:52Oh?
16:52What made you suspicious?
16:53You ask too many questions.
16:55Of course, I knew that would give us away.
16:59And now you know too much to live.
17:02How are you going to explain our disappearance?
17:04Since accidental death is not uncommon in the circus,
17:08we'll arrange to have you both killed at tonight's performance.
17:11The highlight of each performance is when a man is shot from a cannon.
17:15Hondo, prepare Mr. Smart to be the human cannonball.
17:19The human cannonball?
17:21The human cannonball?
17:23So, that's how you plan to kill me?
17:27No, that's how we dispose of the body.
17:30Oh, that's different.
17:33Listen, Hanlon, leave the girl alone.
17:35She doesn't know a thing.
17:36I'm afraid that's impossible, Smart.
17:38We're depending on your lovely assistant
17:40to be our new lion tamer.
17:43She should survive no more than ten seconds in there
17:45with those hungry cats.
17:46Max, I'm scared.
17:48Don't be scared, 99.
17:49We hold the aces in this game.
17:51What do you mean?
17:51Just this, Hanlon.
17:52In the morning, the police will receive a letter
17:55exposing your entire operation,
17:57which I took the precaution of writing last night.
18:01I told you it was dangerous.
18:03When the police get this letter,
18:04you'll all go to prison for...
18:06Listen, Hondo, you want to make yourself ten dollars?
18:13Mail this letter.
18:14Hondo, destroy that letter.
18:17Destroy it!
18:17If it was phone book...
18:23Take them off!
18:25Take them!
18:28This isn't fair.
18:29Two against one.
18:32Oh.
18:33Oh, Max, I'm afraid this is it.
18:36Hanlon said those lions haven't been fed in three days.
18:39Oh, I'm sure he's exaggerating, 99.
18:41They must have sent out for something.
18:43A sandwich, a donut, a piece of strudel.
18:46I hope you're right, Max.
18:48Listen, 99,
18:50in case I don't get out of this alive, and you do...
18:52Max, you will get out of this alive.
18:54Well, just in case I don't, 99,
18:56I'd like you to do me a favor.
18:58I don't want a big funeral.
18:59I...
19:00I'd just like a few of my close friends to get together
19:03and try to bring me back to life.
19:05If only we could get out of these ropes.
19:1399, wait a minute.
19:14What?
19:14These glass buttons.
19:16Max, try it.
19:18Hurry, Max, hurry.
19:2399?
19:24These buttons are cutting through these ropes like butter.
19:27Max, you don't think...
19:28They're diamonds, 99.
19:34Hidden right out here in plain view.
19:36Max, quick, they're coming.
19:38Hurry.
19:39Now, listen.
19:39Just keep your hands behind your back,
19:41and when we get outside, we'll make a break.
19:43All right, Max.
19:46All right, Mr. Smart.
19:48You're about to make your debut
19:49and your farewell appearance
19:51all in one night.
19:52Raymond, cut the ropes.
19:57All right, get up.
19:59Max?
19:59Quiet, 99.
20:00The show must go on.
20:02Let's go.
20:09Now!
20:13I'll get him, you get her.
20:14No, I'll get him, you get her.
20:15Never mind, I'll get them both.
20:16Right.
20:18Nice going, Max!
20:22Max, it's Hondo.
20:25I know it's Hondo.
20:28Shoot, shoot!
20:29No, I don't want to arouse the crowd inside
20:31unless I have to.
20:32Use your knives.
20:44Now, look what you've done, Hondo.
20:45You've ruined a perfectly good crowbar.
20:48Grab it, Hondo.
20:50Raymond, throw your knives.
20:51Missed me by that much.
21:02Twice.
21:05Hondo, no, why.
21:13No, Hondo, no.
21:14No, no, no, no.
21:16Stop, Hondo.
21:17Stop.
21:17I'll have to finish you two off myself.
21:25Take care of these two men.
21:27Take care of this one, too.
21:3099, are you all right?
21:31Chief, so this is what you do at night.
21:34When I didn't hear from you for six hours,
21:36I was afraid they might try something at tonight's performance.
21:38Are you all right, Max?
21:39Yes, I'm fine, 99, except for my body.
21:42We found the diamonds, Chief.
21:44They were part of Raymond the Magnificent's costume.
21:46Good work, 99.
21:48Yes, Chief.
21:48Those three were part of a chaos gang
21:50that was responsible for the murder of those agents.
21:53Oh, oh.
21:54What about him?
21:54I mean, her.
21:55I don't know what I mean.
21:57That's Gertrude Gerald.
21:58One of the most insidious villains I've ever encountered.
22:01With all the cunning of a man and the strength of a woman.
22:05I think it's the other way around, Max.
22:07Huh?
22:08Oh.
22:09Yes, right, Max.
22:10All right, Gertrude Gerald, come along.
22:12You've played your last performance.
22:13Wait a minute, Chief.
22:15Aren't you going to frisk her?
22:16Uh, him?
22:16Uh, them?
22:18Max, we'll take care of that down at headquarters.
22:20Oh, wait a minute, Chief.
22:21Why take any chances?
22:22Why don't we take care of it right here and now?
22:24Max, it might be a little embarrassing.
22:26Huh?
22:28Oh.
22:29Yes, I see what you mean, Chief.
22:31Well, it's really quite simple, Chief.
22:33Here's what we'll do.
22:34I'll frisk Gertrude and you frisk Gerald.
22:37Max.
22:38I've got it, Chief.
22:40I'll frisk 99 and you frisk Gertrude and Gerald.
22:44You want to frisk me and let Gertrude and Gerald frisk each other?
22:50I've got an idea, Chief.
22:51Why don't we take them down to headquarters and frisk them down there?
23:0086 says just one loose end of this case.
23:05How did they murder Tiny Allen in a locked room?
23:08That's what I'm trying to tell you, Chief.
23:10Shh.
23:11Here comes your answer now.
23:12It's Rudolph, the circus mascot.
23:18I'm afraid we're going to have to arrest him as an accessory in the murder of Tiny Allen.
23:22You're in a lot of trouble, little fella.
23:23Max, what are you talking about?
23:25That's what I'm trying to tell you, Chief.
23:26Don't you see what happened?
23:27Hanlon murdered the midget.
23:29Then he sent this train monkey through the transom,
23:31had him lock the door and leave the same way.
23:33That's ingenious.
23:34But how'd you know he'd come back?
23:35Because the criminal always returns to the scene of his crime.
23:39It's kind of a shame, though, Chief.
23:41What do you mean?
23:42Well, poor little devil's going to have to spend the rest of his life behind bars.
24:05It's just a shame, sir.
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