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A CONTROL agent contacting Max is shot on duty. Before he dies, he puts Max in charge of the "Spy's Guild" labor negotiations.
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01:5447!
01:5547!
01:56The clue!
01:57What is the clue?
01:58In a minute, but do me a favor.
02:00Anything 47, anything.
02:02This is important.
02:04As you know I'm head negotiator for the new labor contract between control, agents and control.
02:08You'll have to take my place 86.
02:11Sure, sure think, sure think, 47.
02:12But first, give me the clue.
02:14No, first, you have to take the official oath.
02:17I have to be standing up when I give you the oath.
02:19Help me out.
02:20Easy, easy there.
02:24Now, repeat after me.
02:27I-86, hereby promise to act in good faith.
02:31I-86, hereby promise to act in good faith.
02:34Are you sure we have to be standing for this?
02:36Oh, yes.
02:37Okay.
02:37As head negotiator for control agents.
02:41Ooh, ah.
02:42As head negotiator for control agents.
02:45Ooh, ah.
02:46In their battle for a more equitable contract with control.
02:51In their battle for a more equitable contract with control.
02:54Now, quick, 47, what's the clue?
02:57We forgot the secret handshake.
03:01I now pronounce you the new head negotiator
03:04for the Guild of Surviving Control Agents.
03:0947, the clue.
03:10What is the clue?
03:11Quick, before it's too late.
03:13The little red tractor that huffed and puffed.
03:18The little red tractor that huffed and puffed.
03:20What does it mean, 47?
03:2347, what does it mean?
03:27That'll be ten cents for the next three minutes, please.
03:31Just a minute, Operator.
03:34Agent 47, I solemnly promise to take over as union negotiator,
03:38and as soon as I have time to track down the vital clue you just gave me.
03:43And I just forgot.
03:45The little red tractor that huffed and puffed.
03:47Well, thank you, Operator.
03:49Thank you, Operator.
03:49That's it.
03:51Hello,yori!
03:51Thank you, Operator.
03:56I love it.
04:13I love it.
04:17I love it.
04:18¡Gracias!
04:48¡Gracias!
05:18I hereby call this secret meeting to order
05:20First, before I begin
05:22I'd like to compliment you men
05:24On the wonderful way that you sneaked in here and hid
05:27Looking around, I have no idea
05:30Where any of you is hiding
05:31Now, you get on with the business of the day
05:35First of all
05:36We'll have roll call
05:39Oh, sorry about that, 25
05:44Okay
05:46Agent 61
05:48Here
05:49Agent 12
05:54Agent 82
06:01Still hiding out in the old organ, huh, 82?
06:09Agent 74
06:11Agent 35
06:18Agent 35
06:21You're five minutes late, Agent 35
06:28All right, gentlemen
06:32Let's let the meeting proceed
06:34Sorry again, 25
06:38Now you all know what this secret meeting was called
06:42Chief, what are you doing here?
06:46This is an emergency, Max
06:47I have to find you
06:48Well, how did you find me?
06:50This is supposed to be a secret meeting
06:51I had Agent K-13 track you
06:54Fang
06:55What are you?
06:56Some kind of a furry strike breaker?
06:59Max, Fang is an agent first
07:00He knows his duty
07:01Well, I know my duty too, Chief
07:04How would you like it if I gave you an ultimatum?
07:06How would you like it if I gave you a choice between Fang and me?
07:10How would you like that?
07:14Perhaps I phrased that badly
07:16Max, there's nobody here
07:18Who are you supposed to be talking to?
07:19Every male control agent is here, Chief
07:22They're just so well hidden and disguised as pieces of furniture
07:25That you can't tell where they are
07:26Well, this meeting will have to wait
07:28It's imperative that we get to work on the chaos counterfeit case
07:30Before they flood the entire country with bogus bills
07:33I'm sorry, Chief, but this meeting can't wait
07:35Of course, we'll call it off as soon as we take a vote
07:38And decide whether we're going to go out on strike at midnight tonight
07:41Max, you men wouldn't go on strike
07:43Oh, yes, we would
07:46If certain demands are not met
07:48For example
07:51Let's take the question of a week off with pay
07:55For having to swallow secret government documents
07:58Be reasonable, we're working on a limited budget
08:01Don't tell me, Chief, tell them
08:04Now listen, men, be reasonable
08:07You there
08:11You know perfectly well, as your chief of control
08:12Chief, if what?
08:13That's just a lamp you're talking to
08:15Now another thing, Chief
08:17And I think that this is very important
08:19The question of double overtime
08:23In case we're shot, wounded, or poisoned
08:25On Grellman's birthday
08:27Grellman's birthday?
08:29What in heaven's name is that?
08:31That's code, Chief
08:32For Washington's birthday
08:33Ridiculous
08:35For example, you
08:37Have you ever been shot, wounded, or poisoned
08:40On Grellman's birthday?
08:42Chief
08:42It's only a sofa
08:44Here's a point
08:46That all the men are very, very interested in
08:48For example, if we're captured by enemy agents
08:51And taken to a foreign country
08:52Why can't we come back tourist class
08:55Instead of having to stow away?
08:57Well, that's a good question
08:58You know perfectly well
09:00If I hadn't the power to help you in any way
09:02Chief
09:03What?
09:04It's only a chest of drawers
09:05This whole conversation is absolutely useless
09:08I expect you in my office within half an hour
09:10Well, are you coming with me, or are you staying?
09:15Good boy, Fang
09:16I knew you'd stick with us, Fang
09:19Just for being so reliable
09:21I'm gonna take you with me on our next assignment
09:24Just think of it
09:25We'll be together again
09:26Facing danger, torture, and death
09:29That dog is almost human
09:35A little red tractor that huffed and puffed
09:40Max, is that the only clue that Agent 47 left?
09:43Chief
09:43As the new head negotiator for the Guild of Surviving Control Agents
09:47I must warn you that in exactly 10 hours and 43 seconds
09:51We are all going out on strike
09:53Max, please
09:54A little red tractor that huffed and puffed
09:59Must be some kind of code, Chief
10:00That's possible, 99
10:02That's it, Chief
10:04That's what?
10:06Red means communist
10:07Tractor means farmer
10:09Huff and puff means tired
10:11What's that supposed to mean?
10:14I don't know
10:15Find a tired communist farmer and ask him
10:18Chief, I was just going over the things in Agent 47's pocket
10:22And I found this
10:22It's a bookmark from the old bookshop
10:25Could the little red tractor that huffed and puffed
10:28Be the name of a book
10:29I doubt that very much, 99
10:31Give me the public library
10:32I consider myself an expert on books
10:34And I don't think that has anything to do with it
10:36Hello, is this the public library?
10:38Yes
10:39Does the phrase
10:40The little red tractor that huffed and puffed
10:42Mean anything to you?
10:44It does?
10:45The title of a new children's book
10:47Thank you very much
10:48Good thinking, 99
10:50Max, you go over to this ye olde bookshop
10:53And see what you can find out
10:54But be careful, it may be a chaos front
10:56Right, Chief
10:57Oh, Chief, before I go
10:59I think I must warn you
11:00That you only have now
11:02Nine hours and 54 minutes
11:04Before every male control agent
11:06Goes out on strike
11:08Max, I have made my final concessions
11:10On a new contract
11:11Now go over to that bookstore
11:12Okay, Chief, I'm going
11:14But I don't understand your attitude
11:16The least you could do
11:17Is issue us new bulletproof shirts
11:19I'm ashamed to wear the one I've got
11:21Look at it
11:22It's full of holes
11:23If it wasn't for my bulletproof undershirt
11:26I'd be in a lot of trouble
11:27Chaos agent K-12 hasn't picked up
11:35The little red tractor that huffed and puffed yet
11:37Madame Werner
11:37It was due yesterday
11:40Good morning
11:46Good morning, may I help you?
11:48Yes, I'm interested in a children's book
11:51Do you have any particular book in mind?
11:54Yes, as a matter of fact, I do
11:56The little red tractor
11:58That huffed and puffed
12:00Here you are, sir
12:03I'm sure your child would enjoy it
12:05Especially page 52
12:07Page 52, eh?
12:09Yes
12:10Thank you
12:11He just took the book and walked out?
12:16Well, something must have made him suspicious
12:18And he decided to play it safe
12:20Maybe he knew something about one of those old ladies
12:26Max, the decoding department came up with a complete blank on this copy of page 52
12:32Did they try the every third word technique, chief?
12:36Yes, they did
12:36Listen
12:37Good boy happy
12:39See why huff
12:40And little
12:41Then why not?
12:43Doesn't work
12:43And it makes it hard to follow the story, too
12:46Max, we've got to stop this insidious flow of counterfeit money
12:50Now take this book, go back to the store and see what else you can find out
12:53Right, chief, but I'll have to hurry
12:54In seven hours, every control agent lays down his gun and goes out on strike
12:59I haven't forgotten, Max
13:01Don't forget these, Max
13:02Oh, thank you, 99s
13:03What are they?
13:04They're the signs we'll be carrying when we go out on strike
13:07That didn't make any sense, Max
13:09Of course not, 99
13:10They're in code
13:12What about those two little old ladies you followed?
13:22They seemed harmless enough
13:23They went directly from here to the racetrack
13:25I'm sorry, but the child didn't enjoy this book at all
13:32Especially page 52
13:33Oh, I understand, sir
13:35You do?
13:36And may I say it was extremely intelligent of your child to be so careful
13:41Here
13:43The little old lady who lived in a spaceship
13:48And may I especially draw your attention to page 39
13:54Just page 39, that's all?
13:59Just page 39
14:00I wonder if he could give me another little hint
14:04What kind of hint?
14:07Well, you know how the book turns out
14:10Okay
14:14He's leaving again
14:17What was he doing here?
14:25Who?
14:26Maxwell Smart
14:27Maxwell Smart?
14:30The control agent?
14:30Intercept Maxwell Smart at his apartment
14:34And get that book back
14:36And then
14:37Then what?
14:40Then eradicate Smart
14:43You sure have a way with words
14:44Hello?
15:08Hello, is this the chief of control?
15:10Max, you know very well it is
15:12Well, chief of control
15:13As the new head negotiator for the guild of surviving control agents
15:18I feel it is my duty to remind you that we go on strike at exactly midnight tonight
15:23Unless, of course, certain demands are met
15:26Especially in the areas of overtime, convalescent sleeves, vacations with pay, and a summer clothing allowance for black and white shoe folds
15:36I understand, Mr. Smart
15:38Thank you for calling
15:39Oh, chief
15:40One more thing
15:41I have some new, very important developments on the chaos counterfeiting case
15:45You have what, Max?
15:47Well, I can't tell you now, chief
15:48You'll have to call me back and ask for Agent 86
15:51Max, why can't you simply tell me now?
15:53Because this is strictly a labor relations call
15:56Hello, Agent 86 here
16:09Yes, Max
16:10Oh, hi, chief
16:12Glad you called
16:13Now, about that chaos counterfeiting case
16:16I went back to the bookstore and they gave me a new children's book
16:19The little old lady who lived in a spaceship
16:22And this time they referred me to page 39
16:25Page 39, huh?
16:27Have you been able to make any sense out of it yet?
16:29Well, no, chief
16:30As a matter of fact, I haven't
16:31Get your code book out right away and try to decode page 39
16:34Right, chief
16:35Oh, hi
16:40Your hands up, please, Mr. Smart
16:47How did you get in here?
16:49The door was locked
16:50That's very simple, Mr. Smart
16:52A sharp blow, precisely 12 inches above the center of the lock
16:54And the door opens automatically
16:56Turn around
16:57Wait a minute
16:59Didn't I see you in the bookstore?
17:01That's correct
17:02I'll take that book
17:03Well, I don't understand
17:05On the inside cover, it says that I'm allowed to keep it for three days
17:08Well, I'm very sorry, Mr. Smart
17:10I've been told to kill you
17:12And as a good chaos agent, I must obey
17:14I see
17:15First of all, before you shoot
17:16I'd like to ask you a very important question
17:18What's so great about page 39?
17:22The contents of the page itself are meaningless, Mr. Smart
17:24Of course
17:27The page number
17:28Precisely
17:30Not that it will do you any good
17:32But the three stands for the third row of books
17:34Down from the top in the bookshelves
17:36Along the back wall of the bookshop
17:38And the nine means the ninth book from the right
17:41Have you any other last requests, Mr. Smart?
17:44Yes, I'd like to read something to you
17:47What?
17:48The complete works of William Shakespeare
17:50Hold it
17:58I think one of us has been shot
18:00I think it's me
18:04Where did you shoot me?
18:10Left chest
18:10Good
18:11Good?
18:13As a chaos agent, I get double indemnity for getting shot above the waist
18:17Double indemnity for being shot only once?
18:20Not only that
18:21If I'm shot and I don't die instantly
18:24My family gets an additional 25% of suffering
18:27Unbelievable
18:30And if I survive my wounds
18:32I get a guaranteed six weeks convalescence leave
18:36With pay
18:37With pay?
18:39You've got to be putting me on
18:40Believe that
18:42We get to stay free at any resort
18:44On our chaos credit card
18:46American plan
18:47Three superb meals a day
18:49Tennis
18:50Golf
18:51Bingo parties
18:53Dance lessons
18:54And
18:55Free
18:57Funerals
18:59Lucky devil
19:03Bingo parties
19:07I didn't know chaos was religious
19:10It's right back there against the back wall
19:18Chief, did I say 93 or 39?
19:23I think you said 39
19:25Hurry up, Max
19:25Don't brush me, Chief
19:26Now let me see what was it
19:27It was the third shelf from the top
19:29And the ninth book
19:31Oh, here it is, Chief
19:31Say, I haven't read this one yet
19:34She couldn't say no
19:36Max, we didn't come here for reading material
19:38How do you like that?
19:39Nothing
19:39Not even a secret compartment
19:41Wait a minute, Max
19:41There's something taped on the air
19:42Aha
19:44Hey, Chief, you know what that looks like?
19:46It looks like one of those keys to a coin locker in a bus depot
19:48Well, at least now we know where those chaos agents
19:51Have been picking up their counterfeit money
19:52Let's go
19:52And as the old saying goes, gentlemen
19:56A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing
19:59How do you like that?
20:01The old secret panel and the bookcase trick
20:04How corny can you get?
20:07It fooled you, didn't it?
20:09Just barely
20:10Don't let them get away, you fool!
20:15Turn on the lights!
20:16Hold it!
20:17Stay right where you are
20:18One move and I shoot
20:19Sorry about that, Chief
20:22Listen!
20:23¡No, no, no!
20:53That's good shooting
20:53I know, Chief
20:54I got him right in the fiction section
20:56Hold it
21:02You hold it
21:03Okay, Chief
21:07I'll take over
21:07I'll just take this guy downtown
21:09It's 12 midnight
21:11Max, you let him get his gun back
21:13Well, Chief
21:14As a loyal member of the Guild for Surviving Control Agents
21:17I go out on strike at exactly 12 midnight
21:20I sympathize with you, Mr. Smart
21:22You're not going to shoot us in cold blood
21:23As Chief of Agents
21:25You will make an excellent hostage
21:27However, it will give Chaos
21:29A great pleasure
21:30To rid itself of the troublesome
21:32Maxwell Smart
21:33Once and for all
21:34Are you ready, Mr. Smart?
21:37Just a minute
21:38Chief, before I die
21:40I'd like to make one last appeal
21:43And ask you to please sign this contract
21:45All right, Max
21:48Anything you say
21:49Is that a standard contract?
21:53What about free funerals?
21:55Free funerals?
21:56I've never heard of such a thing
21:57Chief, how can you be so cheap?
22:00That man is going to kill me
22:02All right, Max
22:03Free funerals
22:04And four free weeks with pay
22:06After jumping from a moving train?
22:09Four weeks with pay
22:10Now that's out of line
22:11Okay, Chief
22:12Okay
22:13Goodbye
22:14All right, Max
22:16All right, I'll sign you
22:16Thank you, Chief
22:21And now, if you don't mind
22:25I'll just take that gun
22:26Thank goodness
22:29That gun misfired, Max
22:30Not misfired, Chief
22:31No bullets
22:32You knew that gun wouldn't fire?
22:35Max, I consider that
22:36A very underhanded way
22:37To get me to sign a new contract
22:38Tell me, Mr. Smart
22:40How did you know
22:41There was no bullet in that gun?
22:42It was really quite simple, my friend
22:44You see, I happen to know
22:45That this is an XK1
22:47307-4112-802 Luger
22:50And it only fires
22:52Six shots
22:54Well, that's odd, Max
22:55I counted only five
22:57Don't be ridiculous, Chief
22:59There were definitely
23:00Six shots squeezed off
23:02I happen to know my guns
23:05What I don't know
23:10Is my arithmetic
23:11Well, Max
23:20The chaos agents involved
23:22Are either dead
23:23Or behind bars
23:24And we've located
23:24The rest of the counterfeit money
23:25In those coin lockers
23:26At the bus depot
23:27You forgot one thing, Chief
23:28What's that?
23:29You came to terms
23:30With the GSCA
23:31Yes, and don't think
23:32I'm not grateful
23:32Now we can forget about unions
23:34And concentrate on the real problems
23:36Of control
23:36Not quite yet, Chief
23:39What do you mean, Max?
23:41Well, Chief
23:42As you know
23:43Female agents have problems, too
23:45Some of them quite different
23:46From male agents
23:47What are you trying to say, 99?
23:50Well, what she's trying to say, Chief
23:52Is that I have just been appointed
23:53Head of the negotiating committee
23:56For all women control agents
23:58No, you haven't
23:59No, no
24:01For example, Chief
24:02Take the little extra expenses
24:04That a girl has
24:04When she's trying to vamp
24:06An enemy agent
24:06Oh, um
24:07New hairdos
24:08And facials
24:09And gold-plated revolvers
24:10For evening
24:11No
24:11Yes, Chief
24:13And how about the question
24:14Of overtime
24:15For going around disguised
24:16As a man
24:17I mean, what woman
24:18Likes to be dressed as a man
24:19With smelly cigars
24:20And opening doors
24:21And模糸
24:22Covid-19
24:23So many women
24:38They're pasado
24:38They're for you
24:39And two men
24:40And one man
24:41Save now
24:41And one man
24:42Thank you
24:42¡Gracias!
25:12¡Gracias!
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