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00:00This week on Hogan Knows Best, after five years of pounding the pavement, Brooke's career is finally blowing up.
00:06World premiere, Brooke Hogan.
00:08It's on the radio!
00:10So Team Hogan is moving to Miami for her studio, her producer, and the pop music scene.
00:17Welcome to Miami.
00:19Open your garage!
00:21I'm supposed to sleep in here?
00:22But all hell breaks loose as Linda freaks out in a house that's far from being a home.
00:26You want to pay $5,000 and another get it done or what?
00:29Is it really going to be $5,000?
00:32He has to f***ing spend.
00:33You're a mouth cracker.
00:35Everybody out! Out! Get out!
00:41Yo, uh-uh. Hold on.
00:44You're Linda! Did you call the kids?
00:48Nick, it's mom!
00:49How are you?
00:50You're right!
00:59Where is everybody?
01:07Hogan Knows Best!
01:16What the hell are you doing here?
01:18You came to say goodbye?
01:20What are we going to do without you?
01:22I'm going to miss you guys.
01:23I see the big trucks. You're taking everything.
01:25Everything.
01:26Oh, man. What are we going to do without the Hogan's in the house?
01:31Today, it's kind of bittersweet because we really had a great time here.
01:37And I'm just looking at everything thinking it's just stuff and I just have to leave it here.
01:41But I'll look on the bright side.
01:43We're going to Miami!
01:46And we're bringing everything we own.
01:48We're not taking any furniture. We just took clothes, shoes, the ferrets are coming.
01:52We're bringing all the dogs, mattresses, sheets, pillows.
01:57That's about it.
01:58That's a towel I'll wipe my ass with.
02:00Oh, f***.
02:06That is irrelevant.
02:07Wait a minute. Can you carry it by yourself?
02:09I'm not carrying it by myself.
02:11Here we go.
02:13We're going to take this up.
02:16I'm a little nervous.
02:17I'm not really sold on Miami all the way.
02:20You know, we've got to go down there for Brooks' business.
02:21After five years, we have to go to Miami to help Brooks' career.
02:26Hey, that's a scary sight seeing you in that Bentley.
02:29It's good.
02:32Come on.
02:33Let's load up the cars.
02:43What are you wearing to move?
02:46A cocktail dress and heels for moving day?
02:49It's a sundress.
02:51Brooke, I wish you'd put something on more respectable.
02:53I just don't like your chest hanging out like that.
02:55Mom, your chest hangs out more than mine.
02:57Brooke.
02:57Yours is more noticeable than mine.
02:59I'm telling you to go change the dress.
03:00I can sit down on top.
03:01I don't have anything else to change.
03:03Go in my closet and find something.
03:04No, I'm not doing it because of the car.
03:06You know what?
03:06And you think you're going to be driving around in your little white Mercedes in Miami like
03:10that with all that skin showing.
03:11You're crazy.
03:12She's annoying.
03:13Now, look how cute you look.
03:20Yeah, but my pants keep falling down.
03:22Make sure all the door's locked.
03:24Make sure the lights are off.
03:25Make sure the cats are out.
03:26Let me lock this door.
03:33No, no, no.
03:34No, you stay.
03:35You're there.
03:36Ah!
03:38Are you taking star or not?
03:40Yeah.
03:41I can't get the cat.
03:42Forget the cat, but you're just busy feeding your face, and I don't know if you're going
03:45to take star or not.
03:47If you say you're taking her, then take her.
03:49But I don't want to sit there and say, you're taking her, and then I don't have her.
03:52Put her with me.
03:56You're going to kill somebody, but this day is over.
03:58It's getting hectic out of here.
04:00The moon's getting it fixed.
04:02Take care for us.
04:03I will, my boy.
04:04Be safe, bro.
04:06Yeah.
04:06Hey, man.
04:07Thanks, man.
04:08Yeah, be safe.
04:09Be safe.
04:09I'll miss you, guys.
04:10Be safe.
04:11We're going to lose.
04:12The Hogan Hillbillies are coming to Miami.
04:14Full tilt boogie.
04:15Ready or not, here we come.
04:17The Hogan Hillbillies are coming to Miami.
04:26Full tilt boogie.
04:27Ready or not, here we come.
04:38Oh, my God, there's nowhere to put the cars.
04:43The garages are full.
04:47I love those big gates, man.
04:50Gates make a statement.
04:51It's like Scarface, man.
04:53Do you know?
04:55Oh, my gosh.
04:58Welcome to Miami.
05:01Look, that's hell.
05:06Holy s***.
05:07It's hell in the middle of summer.
05:09I've never seen hell in my whole entire house.
05:15Somebody open the f***ing garage door.
05:17Open the garage.
05:19The garage is full of furniture.
05:23I can't get over it.
05:24My Rolls Royce that I never drive that sits protected like a baby in the garage its whole life is now out on an open hauler.
05:31Just in time for the hail storm that is the size of freaking Super Bowl.
05:36Let's get this rolling.
05:42Sir?
05:43Yeah, that way.
05:44Are you taking a look at the house?
05:52No, I'm going to walk in there right now.
05:53I'm supposed to sleep in here with all the water in from under the doors.
06:05This is supposed to have carpeting.
06:09They didn't install it.
06:11If it wasn't raining, it would make life a hell of a lot easier, but Sue steps out of my control.
06:18When did you know that all this furniture was in here?
06:21It's been here for a week, Nick, okay?
06:24And there's nowhere else to put it because nobody else knows where to put it.
06:27We should have come down and decorated, then come down with the cars and our stuff, and then come down with the animals.
06:34Nick.
06:35Shut up.
06:36What made you think that the house is going to be ready for us to move into?
06:40They didn't think it would hail.
06:42We didn't know it was going to rain like this, though.
06:44That really made things sense.
06:45Yeah, it made it worse.
06:46It sucks because I can't put the mattress, I can't put the sheets in, I can't move in.
06:50Somebody come up with a game plan because I'm ready to get on a jet and fly back to Clearwater.
06:54All right, well, here's the deal.
06:55You guys go check into a hotel?
06:56I can't just check into a hotel.
06:58With six dogs and ferrets and fish and birds and s**t, I've got to figure out what to do with them first.
07:03All right.
07:05Well, that was my plan.
07:06I don't know what to tell you, though.
07:08Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
07:13I'm going to take the dogs to boarding because there's no place to keep them here.
07:16Then I'll be happy to go to the hotel.
07:26You're just going to leave me here?
07:27Other way, other way, other way.
07:29Somebody help me!
07:30You've got to tell everybody every move to me.
07:32Where, I pay $5,000, you know, to get a gun or what?
07:35Get out!
07:36Get out!
07:39Hogan knows best.
07:44Hogan knows best.
07:55Okay.
07:57All right.
08:02Life is good.
08:05I've been working with Raul, who's my decorator.
08:07I need to go with a whole notepad around the house.
08:09Okay, let's look in here, Raul.
08:11Look at that.
08:11No drain.
08:12There should have been one on the ground.
08:14They need to repaint.
08:15There's no second coat and it's not the right texture.
08:17Oh, and then the door's jammed, right?
08:19Your lock.
08:20Whoops.
08:20What do you make of this?
08:22That should be filled in.
08:23Yeah.
08:24I don't know why they did this.
08:25And what about these floors?
08:26I think they need to be buffed out again and sealed because there's still some sharp corners.
08:30He never put a driveway in here.
08:32And he was supposed to.
08:32Well, it's the service gate and this is how you come up with groceries.
08:35You're not going to bring groceries in that way.
08:37So how would you bring groceries in with no driveway?
08:40That's completely flooded.
08:41And I'm guessing there's no drain in this patio either.
08:44They got lots of work to do here.
08:46Right now, I'm most concerned about the waterfall.
08:52Make sure that kind of gets like a really tight grout on this, okay?
08:55Just on that one center thing.
08:58Terry?
08:59Honey?
09:01Terry?
09:03Babe?
09:05Terry?
09:07Terry?
09:08Terry?
09:09You're just going to leave me here.
09:11I've had it.
09:16Terry just goes to the gym and thinks nothing of leaving me behind with all of these people
09:22in the house and all this work.
09:23I got people coming over next weekend.
09:25We've got to get done, okay?
09:29Not having my own gym in the house is very stressful.
09:31Not being able to walk downstairs and have your own gym.
09:34And for the schedule we've got, the last thing I need is to be driving around South Beach.
09:38Ah, f***.
09:39Another rimbender pothole.
09:41Beautiful streets of South Beach.
09:43The anti-towing cart here.
09:45These are the guys that tow everybody downtown.
09:48You stick the cart in the corner and you won't get towed.
09:58I'm just not used to having girls around when I'm working out.
10:01That estrogen thing doesn't give you the rush you need to push the weights.
10:04See, in my gym at home, I'm so used to being spoiled.
10:06It's not the same as being able to go downstairs and get in my refrigerator for the whole pose
10:11of Saco and eat my protein bars and train barefooted if I want.
10:15It takes you just as long to find parking as it does to work out.
10:18If I was at home, I'd already have this workout done by now.
10:20This is really good.
10:26It's so much nicer than Clearwater.
10:28Oh my God, dude, you wouldn't believe how many girls live right around my neighborhood.
10:32Like pot rolls.
10:32Yeah, I know.
10:33Like Clearwater, you roll around and you'll see, like, grandma walking the dog or something.
10:36But the difference is you'll catch a STD a lot quicker here than in Clearwater.
10:39Get out of the pool, boys.
10:43Get a towel and dry off.
10:44We have stuff to do.
10:46You get out of the pool and start helping, Slick.
10:48Mom, I am.
10:49I'm making sure the pool works for tennis.
10:53See that huge pile of furniture over there on the porch?
10:55They're supposed to be moving all of that today.
10:57They act like I'm just supposed to do everything.
11:00Where do you want to go?
11:01I don't know.
11:02We can go to that.
11:03Down Collins.
11:04Where are you guys going?
11:05To check out some stuff on South Beach.
11:06That's okay if I just stay here and just man the house and you guys are going shopping?
11:10Yeah, later, guys.
11:11Peace.
11:13I do not know how to parallel park.
11:17Wait, I'm going that way.
11:20This is not working, guys.
11:23I can't cut it anymore.
11:26Pull out that way and cut it harder in.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:30No.
11:31Go like this.
11:32Other way, cut it.
11:33I cut it really hard.
11:35Other way, other way, other way.
11:36Somebody help me.
11:39Stop right here.
11:40Stop.
11:41You're good.
11:41You're good.
11:41You're 100 point parallel park.
11:44You guys are mean.
11:50I really like South Beach because shopping's good, the restaurants are good, and it's just
11:54beautiful here.
11:55I love it.
11:58Where are you from?
11:58You aren't from around here.
11:59Where are you from?
12:00Taxi.
12:01Taxi.
12:01Oh, what are you doing here for?
12:03It's a smile.
12:04You're smiling?
12:04Let me get your number.
12:07264.
12:09Cool.
12:10Nice meeting you.
12:11I'll give you a call later.
12:12Later.
12:12Go with the ass.
12:13Just meet more models and tell the beach.
12:15Linda.
12:16What?
12:16He has to eat.
12:17Do you really want another outlet?
12:19I do.
12:19Yeah.
12:20This is crazy.
12:21I've got to tell everybody every move to make.
12:23It's going to be impossible to do anything.
12:25Oh, come on.
12:26How can we not do it?
12:27It's impossible to do it in one day.
12:28You want to pay $5,000 to get it done or what?
12:31No, I don't.
12:33Is it really going to be $5,000?
12:34Yes.
12:35It's just time payment.
12:36If we had done this all ahead of time, I'm sorry, but you need it.
12:39You want it done by next week.
12:40We keep trying to keep up with you, but it's really hard.
12:42I know.
12:43And we're really, really trying.
12:44You're just going to have to handle it.
12:46I can't deal with this.
12:47But he has to spin.
12:48I don't know what to do.
12:49Sometimes I just think that if I just stop too, maybe they'll realize there's a problem here.
12:57Yeah, brother.
12:57What's up?
13:04I'll find her.
13:05Hey, Hall.
13:05I think you can sign off on this pink color.
13:07I can't find Linda.
13:09No, please.
13:11Mustard, puke, yellow.
13:12I'm trying to work with you guys here.
13:14We're putting all the colors on she's asking for.
13:15Yeah, I got you.
13:16How many more colors can I put?
13:18I'll stay here all day putting colors if you guys want.
13:21Well, you don't have to.
13:22I know.
13:22I'm on the team.
13:23I know all about indecision with her.
13:28Excuse me.
13:29Can you please knock?
13:32Oh, my God.
13:33Knock next time you come in here.
13:37Yo, Linda.
13:38What's up with the bath in the middle of the day?
13:43There's like 20 million people down there asking me, where's Linda?
13:46Everybody else gets a chance to go and do everything they want to do.
13:49You go to the gym.
13:50Nick goes to South Beach.
13:51They shop on Lincoln Road.
13:52They're lunching and bunching.
13:53And, you know, I'm the only one stuck here manning the ship.
13:57And I'm sick of it.
13:58It's like, I need a break, too.
14:00Yeah, but you can't quit now.
14:01Now everybody's asking a million questions on colors and tent and where's Linda and all
14:05these decisions that everybody's depending on you on.
14:07What am I going to tell these people?
14:08I think I don't care.
14:08I'm sorry.
14:09I'll do the best I can.
14:11Excuse me.
14:12Hey, hey, hey, man.
14:13Can you please knock?
14:14Oh, my God.
14:14My wife's in there trying to get a bath, brother.
14:17Everybody out.
14:18Out.
14:18Get out.
14:19Get out.
14:20Get out.
14:20We've moved the column, but now it's taking a month of Sundays to finally get the tile
14:27back on it.
14:27I thought you were going to spend a little bit of time with your kids.
14:29I hope Miami was the right decision.
14:31You need to find somebody who can afford to pay for all these houses that you want, because
14:34I can't.
14:34I'm a wrestler.
14:35I'm not Tom Cruise.
14:38Hogan Knows Best.
14:43Hogan Knows Best.
14:50Yo, yo, Brookie.
14:58Hey.
14:58Good.
14:59Nick's here.
14:59Hey.
15:00Your mom's cracking.
15:01All right.
15:02I know you've been working on that in the studio.
15:03I've been with you.
15:04I don't know what you and your boy Danny have been doing.
15:06Partying.
15:07Going to the beach.
15:09Chasing ass.
15:10I'm just telling you, your mom's been running this whole show here.
15:12As much as we have going, you know, with the studio and all this stupid Miami stuff
15:16that we're not ready for, your mom is really walking that.
15:20Fine razor's edge between sanity and insanity.
15:23She's real sensitive right now, so do everything you can to help her out.
15:27Okay.
15:28All right?
15:28You understand?
15:29No joking around with you.
15:30Okay.
15:31Okay?
15:32So let's just try to get through this.
15:33So, is there anything I can help you with?
15:36No.
15:45Oh.
15:50That looks like a duck.
15:59Oh, this is a big.
16:00I appreciate it.
16:01Give me an idea what's going on.
16:02That's cool.
16:02What do you think, man?
16:04These are bad.
16:05You know what?
16:06We're in the dock.
16:07And skis and the boat here, this place feels a little more like home to me now.
16:11We've actually got our toys here, so hopefully everything else will start, you know, working
16:15the same way.
16:16It's gorgeous in Clearwater.
16:33It's going to be nasty here all weekend, too.
16:35I hope Miami was the right decision.
16:37Right now, I'm feeling like this might have been a huge blunder.
16:40You took Clearwater for granted on how nice you had it.
16:43Do we have to sell that house?
16:44You keep telling me we have to sell it, because we can't afford to keep both houses.
16:48I did not.
16:49I said, let's get out of this one.
16:51Well, if this one continues to be a slave camp, you won't have to twist my arm to sell it.
16:55You want to buy a house everywhere we visit.
16:57You want to buy a house in Key West.
16:59You want to buy a house in Chicago the last time we were there.
17:01And you want to buy a house in Atlanta.
17:03I like having lots of houses, just I like having them finished.
17:06You need to find somebody that can afford to pay for all these houses that you want, because
17:09I can't.
17:10I'm a wrestler.
17:10I'm not Tom Cruise.
17:11Even though I look like him, I don't make good money like him.
17:16So what are you saying?
17:17I should go find Tom Cruise?
17:18Be careful what you wish for.
17:25Ready to roll?
17:26Yeah.
17:27We are going up to Y100 right now with Michael Yeo.
17:30And we are going to officially give Y100 the single with Paul Wall.
17:35It's a big deal to me to premiere this song on the radio, because this is what I wanted
17:40for so long.
17:41And it's finally happening.
17:43Hello!
17:43There it is!
17:44Finally!
17:45How are you?
17:46Hey!
17:47It's Y100.
17:49It's Michael Yeo in the house.
17:50Give it up!
17:50Brooke Hogan!
17:51We have to carry all that carpet back in now, but it's the ring, and they need that pad.
17:57Hey, Linda.
17:58Brooke's going to be on this radio station.
18:00Is that her talking?
18:00That was just Brooke.
18:01I have to tell you...
18:03Uh-huh?
18:03My dad just reminded me...
18:05Actually, hi, Dad and Mom.
18:06They're listening right now.
18:07Hi.
18:08I do remember when you had the first single here, Everything to Me.
18:12Mm-hmm.
18:12Michael Yeo was the first one to play it, and I just wanted to say thank you again.
18:16And, um, man, it's good to be back.
18:18Yeah.
18:18Let's go through your mind right now.
18:19This is the first time it's going to be played on the radio.
18:21Um, you know what?
18:22I am a little bit nervous because I really hope that people like it, because I put a lot
18:27of hard work into this.
18:28Mm-hmm.
18:29And this is what's coming from my heart.
18:30It's not something from Tribe.
18:31So this is coming from my soul.
18:33Here it is.
18:34About Us.
18:35World premiere.
18:37Brooke Hogan.
18:37I'm so excited.
18:38One, one, two, here we go.
18:40It's on the radio!
18:41No!
18:42I'm on the sidelines watching.
18:44I wish they was playing the game.
18:45We playing, but it's...
18:46I feel like you're coming.
18:47Don't care if they don't want everybody to talk to like they really know something.
18:52They don't know, baby.
18:53They don't know what about us.
18:54They don't know, baby.
18:56They don't know what about us.
18:57They don't know, baby.
19:00They don't know what about us.
19:01Oh, yeah!
19:03Brooke Hogan!
19:04You got the phone this time, girl.
19:05You got the phone this time!
19:07Give it up one more time.
19:09Brooke Hogan!
19:10Oh, yeah!
19:10Oh, yeah!
19:12This is the reason we're here in Miami, because Miami's a hub for anybody who's a serious musician.
19:18Now I realize coming to Miami was definitely the right thing to do.
19:28Wiener!
19:28This waterfall is three inches off, and now we've waited.
19:32We've moved the column, but now it's taking a month of Sundays to finally get the tile back on it.
19:37What are these two guys doing?
19:39One, two, three, four, simple can to make it done.
19:41What, what, what, what, what?
19:43Honey, they're trying to tell me what's happening here.
19:45I mean, they've got to finish this.
19:46They, it was three inches off, and because of that, they had to move the whole thing three inches over.
19:51Well, I thought you were going to spend a little bit of time with your kids.
19:53Yeah, you don't need her to hold your hand, do you?
19:55Uh, no.
19:56You guys take care of it, man.
19:57Come on, I want to show you something.
19:58Why don't you go and tell the framers to look at the subfloor guys who are leaving for lunch now.
20:02You're stressing everybody out.
20:03You're running everybody out.
20:04I don't want to leave for lunch half day.
20:06I want the work done.
20:06I just want to show you something.
20:08Mom.
20:18The work, I just have to wait.
20:20Where are you going?
20:21Hey, man.
20:22Hi.
20:22I'll see you tomorrow, I guess.
20:24You might as well just tell everybody else to go home, because I'm not getting out now.
20:28When will the house be done?
20:30I don't know, and I don't care.
20:32At least we can sleep in our own beds.
20:37Step one says, my life has become unmanageable.
20:41You know, I don't think you've gotten past step one.
20:43Well, I'm actually thinking about kicking him out of the house.
20:46Do you think you could ever really leave him?
20:50You know, if I get this guy loose, it's going to be bad.
20:53And not just for him, for my kids.
20:55What kind of choice is that?
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