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00:00This week on Hogan Knows Best.
00:03Everything's in Spanish.
00:05Moving to Miami has had its challenges.
00:07Le puedo dar uno de aquí, tengo otro.
00:09You have somebody who speaks English?
00:11It's like the whole world's gone loco.
00:13Uh-uh-uh-uh!
00:14Toilet paper, I said.
00:16Linda's even got a little salsa in her step.
00:19You guys stop flirting.
00:21Two old people flirting.
00:23Can Team Hogan learn to love the Latin flavor?
00:25Yeah, what you gonna do, brother?
00:27¿Qué vas a hacer, hermano?
00:29¿Qué vas a hacer, hermano?
00:31Ha, perfecto!
00:36Yo, uh-uh.
00:37Hold on.
00:38Yo, Linda.
00:39Did you call the kids?
00:42Nick, Mom.
00:44How are you?
00:45How are you?
00:46How are you?
00:46How are you?
00:46How are you?
00:47How are you?
00:47How are you?
00:48How are you?
00:49How are you?
00:55Where is everybody?
00:59Hogan knows best.
01:12Hi.
01:13Hi.
01:14Everything's in Spanish.
01:16What's in the cortadito?
01:18Cortadito?
01:19Yes.
01:19It's a café and leche.
01:21Yes, I know.
01:23I don't even know what that is.
01:26What is, what's the crook?
01:28What's crook poitas?
01:29It's the pollo and jamón.
01:33Sounds good.
01:37Hmm.
01:39Think about sticking to the sun chips.
01:41Do you know how to get back to Alton Road Dunlons?
01:43Do you understand this?
01:49I'll find it.
01:50Nick, I don't understand anything here.
01:52I feel like I'm not even in my own country anymore.
01:55Let's ask these people up here.
01:56Excuse me.
01:57Do you know where Alton Road is?
01:59Okay.
02:00Alton, A-L-T-O-N.
02:02Is it here?
02:03No, for there.
02:03For there?
02:04That way?
02:06Yes, for there.
02:09Adiós.
02:10Bye.
02:11Oh, my goodness.
02:12You know, Friday you go to Vince?
02:17Yeah, I'm going to come back Friday.
02:19Hey, mom.
02:19I'm going to come back and meet him.
02:20Mom, dad.
02:21Hey, we're in here.
02:23Nobody speaks English here.
02:24Mom, it was so hard to get directions.
02:26It was hard to find out how much stuff was.
02:28It was, like, insane.
02:29Let me tell you something.
02:30Yeah.
02:30The universal language is friendship.
02:32I just went and bought a bunch of Mexican beer and didn't have a problem with it.
02:36Yeah, you know how he asked the girl in the grocery store for eggs?
02:39She spoke nothing but Spanish.
02:41Oh, God.
02:41He comes up to her and goes like this.
02:43He goes, hey, eggs, eggs.
02:46I'm like, that's why you ask her for eggs?
02:49I think it's in order for us to try to take Spanish lessons because we can't function in
02:56the city.
02:57Are you serious?
02:58I'm serious.
02:59I'm not taking them.
03:00Why?
03:01Because I can understand everybody.
03:03You cannot.
03:03Most people just come to me and go, Hulk Hogan, numero uno, greatest lucho libre ever.
03:10I get it.
03:10I'm the greatest of all time.
03:12In Spanish, I can understand.
03:13So you're saying you can get by in the city without having any Spanish.
03:16Well, Spanish could be tough to learn.
03:18I could do it.
03:19Someone in your age category is hard to retain any new information.
03:22Yeah.
03:22But I think I have a little more room for some, some letriones.
03:26You guys stop flirting.
03:28Two old people flirting.
03:30Say that in Spanish.
03:31It's about your food.
03:32Yeah.
03:33Burritos.
03:34Taco.
03:35Burrito.
03:36What's coming out of that speedo?
03:38You're pooping.
03:39Yeah.
03:39Yeah.
03:40You're pooping.
03:40Oh, oh, rocks.
03:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:52Selena, do we have a bigger broom?
03:54Like, more grande, more?
03:58Si, tenemos.
04:00Oh, yeah.
04:01Oh, good.
04:02Perfect.
04:04Because look how much floor I have.
04:06Si, muy grande.
04:07Do you know anybody else, um, other persons for cleaning, for helping me cleaning more señoras?
04:18Una amiga para ayudar.
04:20Yes?
04:21I have friend.
04:22Oh, yes, yes, friend.
04:23You do?
04:23Okay.
04:24Clean, clean.
04:24Oh, yes, yes.
04:25You have phone number?
04:26We call?
04:27Yes.
04:27I call.
04:28Now?
04:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:30A Rita.
04:30A Rita.
04:31A Rita.
04:32Alotechita.
04:34Si, soy yo, Selena.
04:35Tengo un trabajito donde una señora que es una amorosa.
04:40Si.
04:41Vení, eh, ¿cómo?
04:42¿Cuándo?
04:43¿Cuándo?
04:44Um, um, every day.
04:46Every day.
04:47No.
04:47Oh.
04:47¿Cuándo?
04:48Tomorrow?
04:49Yes, tomorrow.
04:50Mañana.
04:51Chao.
04:52Okay.
04:58Hola, señor.
05:00¿Cómo lo puedo ayudar?
05:01Uh, big sandwich?
05:03Large.
05:04De doce?
05:04Adiós.
05:06¿De miel?
05:06Honey oat.
05:07¿De qué?
05:08Turkey.
05:08¿Cuál?
05:08Turkey.
05:09Yeah.
05:10Pavo.
05:10Yeah, dos.
05:12¿Quieres dos sandwiches?
05:13No, no, no.
05:14One sandwich.
05:15Double.
05:16Dos turkey.
05:17Doble.
05:17Doble.
05:18¿Pero cuál?
05:18Queso.
05:19Queso.
05:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:21American.
05:22Americano.
05:23¿Doble?
05:24No, no.
05:24Segule.
05:26¿La quieres caliente o fría?
05:29¿La quieres tostado?
05:31Ah, yeah, yeah.
05:32Okay.
05:33¿Ya es todo?
05:34Bien.
05:34Gracias, señor.
05:36Gracias.
05:38Man.
05:45You're going to be kidding me.
05:46Is everybody here who speaks Spanish?
05:49Hasta luego.
05:50Bye.
05:52Goodbye.
05:52How are you doing?
05:59Buenas.
06:00What?
06:01¿Le puedo dar uno de aquí?
06:03Tengo otro aquí que se le puede dar, ¿no?
06:05Do you have somebody who speaks English?
06:07Eso es para la gracia del corazón.
06:09No, no.
06:09Corazon.
06:10No, no.
06:10No corazon.
06:11Corazon.
06:14Corazon.
06:14¿Cuánto quiere ver D-H-E-A?
06:17No.
06:17D-H-E-A.
06:19D-H-E-A.
06:20D-H-E-A.
06:22D-H-E-A.
06:27Wow, I'm stressed out, man.
06:29You have something for sex, you know.
06:32Sexualmente.
06:33Yeah, like ginseng.
06:34You know?
06:36Este es muy bueno.
06:38Muy bueno?
06:39Rápido.
06:40Rápido?
06:40Rapid fire?
06:41Rapid fire.
06:42Sí, muy rápido.
06:43Wow.
06:44Eso es para hombre y mujer.
06:45Cobra?
06:46That's what I look like right there.
06:47Este hace más grande.
06:49Más grande.
06:50This is going to make my cobra bigger?
06:51Sí.
06:52I'll take one of these and one of these.
06:54Good grief.
06:55Buenos días for helping me.
06:57De nada.
06:59Buen día.
07:01Brother.
07:04Anyway, I went to the health food store today.
07:06That was in GNC.
07:07Oh, my God.
07:09Don't show the kids.
07:11What does it say?
07:13What does it say?
07:14Clinically proven to increase frequency and intensity.
07:18Can I put it on my brain?
07:20Are you seriously putting it on your self?
07:23Maybe it'll help me think a little faster.
07:25Who puts wiener cream on the forehead?
07:28Watch your mouth.
07:30Or I'll wash your mouth.
07:31Wash your forehead.
07:33Oh, it's burning my forehead.
07:35How in the God's name could you ever put it there?
07:37Warning.
07:38Warning.
07:39Apply too much gel and penis will explode.
07:42Can't read it.
07:42It's in Spanish.
07:43It says something, something Spanish orgasmo.
07:49You guys want to take Spanish lessons?
07:51Bring somebody to the house because I'm ready to learn.
07:53I'm over this crap.
07:54I'm sitting here buying stuff.
07:55Yeah, you definitely bought the wrong thing.
07:57Have fun with your Spanish.
07:58You're taking lessons.
07:59You're taking lessons.
08:00Hasta la vista, baby.
08:03Hey, Linda, let's go put all my vitamins away.
08:05Don't be getting any ideas now.
08:08Hola, ¿cómo estás?
08:09How do you say, not tonight I have a headache?
08:11Esta noche, no.
08:12Esta noche, no.
08:13Welcome to Paradise.
08:15Hola, niños y niñas.
08:17Adiós.
08:20Hogan Knows Best.
08:21Hogan Knows Best.
08:26Look, I was already kind of going through the phone book this morning.
08:33Look, we're going to just have somebody come to the house and do like a cram course.
08:38If he looks like Ricky Martin, I'll take Spanish lessons.
08:40Oh, yeah, right.
08:41Hi, I wanted to find out about Spanish lessons.
08:45Okay, we have our homepage.
08:49There you will find everything and you can take it.
08:55Yes, I'm calling about Spanish lessons.
08:58Hola, ¿cómo estás?
08:59I would like to have somebody come to the house.
09:02I can't even think straight, Brooke.
09:05I'm trying to talk and you're just so loud.
09:07I'm so sorry, sir.
09:08I'm so sorry.
09:09I would like to take lessons, just beginning lessons.
09:13And I think we could all use some help.
09:14Actually, my daughter might need mental help.
09:16Bien, gracias.
09:17Yes.
09:17Excellent.
09:18Okay, thank you so much.
09:20Con fuego.
09:21Bye-bye.
09:22You know, I lost total track of what I'm saying because you can't shut up.
09:26Ay, papi.
09:31It's hot in here.
09:32Turn the air up.
09:33It's freezing in here.
09:34It's hot in here.
09:35I'm so cold.
09:36I'm so hot.
09:37And then go get the door.
09:39We're learning Spanish.
09:41I'm going to learn Spanglish.
09:42Hi, how are you?
09:44I'm flame.
09:45Mi llama es Linda.
09:46Mi nombre es Linda.
09:47Mi nombre es Marielena.
09:49I already know a little Spanish.
09:51So, how long have you been in Miami?
09:53Four months, three months.
09:54Four months, three months.
09:55And now you realize you need to speak Spanish.
09:58And what are your main interests?
10:00Understanding the locals.
10:02Perfect.
10:03How about you, Linda?
10:04Trying to communicate with my, you know, employees and stuff that are here.
10:09Okay.
10:09Perfect.
10:10First of all, we need to learn how to introduce ourselves.
10:14Hola, mi amor, Hulk Hogan.
10:15You didn't listen to me.
10:18Me llamo.
10:19Me llamo.
10:19Hola, me llamo Hulk Hogan.
10:21Buenos dias.
10:23Repeat.
10:24Buenos dias.
10:25Mi nombre es Hulk Hogan.
10:28Mi nombre es Hulk Hogan.
10:31Nick.
10:32¿Cómo se dice I got a disco ball in my mouth?
10:37Tengo una bola de música en mi boca.
10:41Tengo una bola de música en mi boca.
10:49Perfecto.
10:50Vamos a continuar.
10:51Okay.
10:52¿Tienen alguna pregunta?
10:54I'm not pregnant.
10:56No.
10:56Yo sé que no.
10:57Do you have a question?
10:59No.
11:00No?
11:00Pregunta is question?
11:01Uh-huh.
11:02How about where's the gym?
11:04¿Dónde está el gimnasio?
11:07¿Dónde está el gimnasio?
11:09Está el gimnasio.
11:10Está el gimnasio.
11:12No.
11:12How do you say not tonight I have a headache?
11:16Esta noche no.
11:18Esta noche no.
11:19Me duele la cabeza.
11:20Me duele la cabeza.
11:22O tengo una jaqueca.
11:24Jaqueca.
11:25Sí.
11:25Un dolor de cabeza.
11:26Tengo jaqueca jaqueca.
11:28Esta noche no.
11:29Esta noche no.
11:31Mañana noche no.
11:33Señor Hogan es muy estricto.
11:38Estricto.
11:39Muy estricto.
11:40And my wife is El Stifo.
11:43Esta noche no.
11:44My wife is El Stifo.
11:45Mi esposa.
11:46Heropco.
11:47By the time you got done explaining it, it could have been El Overroad.
11:52Overroad.
11:53Okay.
11:54This is going to take forever.
11:55No.
11:55I'm already picking up on it.
11:56I think this is good.
11:57If you really want to get to know the culture, Miami, go to the restaurants, you need to learn Spanish.
12:03You can go to 8th Street, Little Havana.
12:07How about that?
12:07Wow.
12:12That's a wild looking outfit.
12:14It's a twirly skirt.
12:16Are you almost ready to go to Little Havana?
12:18What are the kids doing?
12:19Are they going?
12:20Yeah.
12:20I want them to come.
12:21We need to page them and tell them that we're leaving.
12:23I'll page them up.
12:24Brooke, Keeney, Nick, Weenie, and Danny Beeney.
12:28We're going down to eat some black beans and rice.
12:31Going to experience the culture.
12:33Day Cuba.
12:34Get your head right for Cuban night.
12:45Brooke, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
12:51Wow.
12:51This is great.
12:52Let's get that.
12:53You guys got Cuban coffee?
12:54Yes, we do.
12:55Would you like some?
12:55I'd love some, brother.
12:56Cooking Cuban.
13:00Damn, that's good, man.
13:02Made in America with Cuban parts.
13:04What does that mean?
13:05You can't leave there without a guaya veda.
13:07What's a guaya veda?
13:08It's a traditional Cuban...
13:12I'll try it.
13:12Dad, you look so funny right now.
13:15Where's my Cuban cigar?
13:16Okay.
13:18Welcome to paradise.
13:21My jammy.
13:23Hollywood hot dog.
13:25I want what's coming to me, chico.
13:27I want what's coming to me, chico.
13:28The what?
13:29First you get the money, and you get the power,
13:32then you get the women.
13:33Thank you, brother.
13:34Domino Park.
13:35They really play dominoes?
13:37I didn't know this.
13:38You could really play them.
13:39I thought you just tipped them over.
13:43Hola.
13:44You want to try something?
13:46Um, the fundamentals?
13:47Yo quiero dos pollo.
13:49Dos pollo what?
13:50Tacos?
13:51Burritos?
13:52Que es bueno?
13:53Cuarta.
13:54Y tengo polo?
13:57How many more?
13:57Dos pollo.
13:59Y uno carne.
14:00Watch what she's making.
14:03Look, I'm going to learn how to do it.
14:12Baby, look how beautiful this is.
14:16Oh, how beautiful.
14:18Nick, taste this chicken.
14:22This is the best chicken I've ever had.
14:24Taste the steak.
14:25It's like a steak.
14:26Wow, that's good.
14:28I saw a little thing right next door, like, where they do cooking lessons.
14:30Do you want to try it with me?
14:31Why don't we just have them come cook for us?
14:34This is not no Spanish food.
14:37Espanol only.
14:38It is Greek night.
14:39Brooke, speak Spanish now.
14:41You're ruining my whole evening.
14:42Que vas a ser hermano.
14:47Hogan knows best.
14:52Hogan knows best.
14:56Let me turn your eyebrows real quick.
14:58Sit down.
15:00Oh, come here.
15:02I was just getting ready to do it.
15:05Nick, where are you going?
15:06I need to order some food.
15:09411 Nationwide.
15:11Por favor, marque o diga el código del área y el número de teléfono.
15:16El Pinicio, por favor.
15:22Hola.
15:22Hola.
15:23¿Cómo está?
15:24Bien, gracias.
15:25¿Cómo lo puedo ayudar?
15:26El teléfono, número.
15:28¿Número de dónde, señor?
15:31El Pinicio, en Kendall, Florida.
15:33¿Cómo se llama?
15:35El Pinicio.
15:37El Pinicio.
15:38P-A-N-I-C-O.
15:47¿Con este nombre, El Pinico?
15:50Sí.
15:50Sí, sí, sí, sí, sí, sí.
15:52No hay nada en Miami, señor.
15:54¿En Kendall con este nombre?
15:56No tengo nada.
15:57¿Qué?
16:00Beyonce's stage people said they thought it would be better if you only had two dancers.
16:06Somebody's here.
16:07That's the guy with the cars that got a pain, probably.
16:09It's our Española teacher.
16:12Hi, come on in.
16:13Hola, linda.
16:14¿Cómo estás?
16:14Hi.
16:15Come on, you guys.
16:16Get out your Spanish books.
16:17I spoke Spanish today.
16:19Good for you.
16:21What did you say?
16:22I was on the phone trying to order sandwiches.
16:24I ended up having to go eat somewhere.
16:27Por favor, uno siesta.
16:29Después de la clase.
16:31Immediately.
16:32After class.
16:33So Nick has practiced.
16:36He ordered a sandwich in Spanish.
16:38How have you practiced?
16:40We went to Little Havana.
16:41Oh, how was that?
16:43Difficult.
16:43The rice and beans were awesome.
16:45And did you get to practice Spanish?
16:47Yes.
16:48Okay, vamos a practicar un poquito más.
16:51How do you say your mom?
16:53Tu madre.
16:53Tu madre.
16:54Yes, señor Hogan.
16:55Do you have a question?
16:57Yeah, what you gonna do, brother?
16:59¿Qué vas a hacer, hermano?
17:01¿Qué vas a hacer, hermano?
17:04Perfecto.
17:05Wow.
17:05¿Qué vas a hacer, hermano?
17:10Perfecto.
17:10How are we gonna ever make this happen faster?
17:12I mean, we just need, like, instant presto Spanish.
17:15Okay, practice, practice at the dinner table.
17:18Pásame la sal.
17:19Pass me the salt.
17:21Linda.
17:22If Nick comes to you and says,
17:24Mom, I want a glass of water,
17:25you go, en español.
17:27Mami, quiero un vaso de agua.
17:29Okay.
17:30No more English.
17:31Bye.
17:31Okay, bye.
17:33Adios.
17:33Scramo.
17:34You know what we should do?
17:36You know how she said, like,
17:36let's have dinner and talk Spanish
17:39throughout the whole dinner?
17:40What if I make Mexican food
17:42and we actually make ourselves
17:43speak nothing but Spanish?
17:44That sounds cool.
17:45I'll last, but as long as the food's good,
17:47I'll do it.
17:49Good, because we're having fried parakeets.
17:51All right, bye.
18:00Nick.
18:04Nick.
18:04What?
18:05Come and help me.
18:06I'm listening to songs on my chocolate phone.
18:08Could you just come and help me, please,
18:09a little bit?
18:14Mmm, fumar bueno.
18:16¿Comprende?
18:17Mmm, no sé.
18:19El pollo.
18:20Scramo.
18:21Fumar bueno, okay?
18:22This is not no Spanish food.
18:24Espanol only.
18:25It is Greek night.
18:27Brooke, speak Spanish.
18:28Brooke, speak Spanish now.
18:30You're ruining my whole evening if you don't.
18:32Entrada mi cocina ahora.
18:34Comida, comida.
18:36Yo quiero, uh, el pollo.
18:39El pollo.
18:40Yo quiero dos patos el pollo.
18:41Apúrate.
18:42Este es no caliente ahora.
18:44Un momento.
18:44Yo quiero, uh, uno cerveza.
18:48Por favor, Jabron.
18:52Aquí, papi.
18:55Ay, ay, ay.
18:57El pollo va pastar el pandito.
19:00El bruno, el riso.
19:02Y el pollo es finito.
19:04Sí.
19:05Aquí.
19:07Muchas gracias.
19:08Brooke.
19:09Okay.
19:10Aquí.
19:11Comida ahora.
19:12Gracias.
19:13Pango sobre la mesa.
19:16No, I've done cookie.
19:17Es finito.
19:18Bulls***.
19:20Uh-oh.
19:21No, no.
19:23No.
19:23Food poisoning, oh.
19:25Es tu prueba como mierda.
19:27Me llamo es el greatest of all time.
19:30Pollo es no bien.
19:32¿Qué vas a hacer, hermano?
19:34Es muy mal.
19:35¿Qué vas a hacer, hermano?
19:37Este poto es no finito.
19:40I mean, pollo.
19:41I think we've had enough Spanish for the day, but I'm sure you'll agree that it was really
19:46a good idea that we did try to take these Spanish lessons and stuff.
19:49Well, hopefully when I go to the gym now, I'll know what all these Spanish girls are asking
19:54me about exercise.
19:55Oh, well, if they ask you for assistance, you just say no.
19:57Ay, papi.
19:58I'm trying to spot the el bubo en el nofeso.
20:01No más, español.
20:02I have had enough, okay?
20:04We're going to go out to dinner.
20:06Yeah, let's go to Taco Bell.
20:07Let's go.
20:08La familia, vamos a la restaurante ahora.
20:10¿Qué vas a hacer, hermano?
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