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00:00Yo, Hogan's, let's go.
00:05Come on, run.
00:10Yo, Nick, move it.
00:15Linda, let's do this thing.
00:19Hulk, you there, Hulk?
00:21Tell me, it's Hulk.
00:23Where is everybody?
00:24Hogan Knows Best.
00:50What's up?
00:51What's going on here? What's all this stuff?
00:52From Titan Motorsports, Stroker Rods from Carrillo,
00:56and some Stroker Pistons from CP.
00:58What's this $4,650 crap?
01:01How'd you pay for this?
01:02The...
01:03Now, let me answer, let me answer.
01:04My credit card, right?
01:05Yeah.
01:07Do you realize what it would take to make $4,000?
01:09You have a clue?
01:10Yeah.
01:11What?
01:13About 30 seconds of Madison Square Garden.
01:16About 30 seconds of Madison Square Garden.
01:19Are you...
01:20Look, dude, I mean, I busted my ass, you know,
01:24to get it so we could be comfortable around here.
01:26You guys are spending this money like it's water.
01:28I work, you guys shop.
01:29Did you get your homework done?
01:30Uh, no, I'm going to work on that a little bit later.
01:32No.
01:33You're going to do the homework now.
01:34It's trickle-down schoolonomics, bro.
01:37You don't do your homework, I catch hell from your mom.
01:41All right.
01:42Wow.
01:51What's going on?
01:52Well, I wasn't feeling good.
01:53You weren't feeling good?
01:55Mm-mm.
01:55So this full tilt body massage is going to make you feel better?
02:00I think so.
02:01It helps you.
02:03Oh.
02:04Well, I get the full body massage after I've been ran headfirst into a steel cage for about 30 minutes.
02:10What's your excuse?
02:11Just being on the road just got me, like, all tense.
02:15You're laying around here like you're some damn movie star or something,
02:17and all your crap's laying all over.
02:19Guess who gets to pick it up?
02:21The guy that used to be the greatest world heavyweight champion of all time.
02:23Now I'm the number one jabroni around here.
02:25And I want you asking me before you spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars on massages.
02:31Okay.
02:33Yo, Linda.
02:34What, babe?
02:35Are you in control of anything that's going on around here at all?
02:38I think I am in control, yes.
02:39Well?
02:40Are you in control?
02:41No, I'm definitely not.
02:43Everything I asked these kids to do today, they didn't do.
02:45They didn't pick up anything.
02:46They didn't do their homework.
02:48They've got no respect for anything we tell them.
02:51Brooke is acting like she's been on tour and sold out every venue.
02:53We don't even have a record deal yet.
02:54She's acting like, you know, the head diva.
02:57Let me show you what else I got.
02:58I mean, you're...
02:59What did we tell Nick about car parts?
03:014,600 bucks, new parts.
03:03It's terrible.
03:04I don't even want to show you the Visa bill.
03:06It's, like, scary.
03:07Who's Visa bill?
03:11It's Brooke's credit card, but she's been letting Nick use it, too.
03:15We need to make them realize that people do work for a living, and this life of luxury isn't the real world.
03:21I think we make up our own list of chores that they have to do, and this time we stick to it.
03:27It's probably a little bit our fault because they've been getting away with murder, and we've just been letting it go.
03:32A lot of this is our fault.
03:34Yo, Nick, Don, Brooke, Teenie.
03:35What's up?
03:36Come on down.
03:37Come on down.
03:39Yo, double jabronis.
03:41Here's the deal.
03:42We had a rude awakening today, and we opened up some bills.
03:45We saw $5,000 or $6,000 in car parts here.
03:48This is a phone bill, which is totally out of line.
03:50Yours is way over the top, and you're walking the border line.
03:54First of all, you guys gave us the cell phones to use for business and to contact you guys, so that's all I talked to, though.
04:00You get charges at the mall that are out of line, and your phone bill, Hugh Hefner, is ridiculous.
04:05Yeah, but I haven't been to the mall in, like, two months.
04:06I know girls.
04:07They go to Hollister.
04:08You buy everything online.
04:09You buy everything online.
04:11Brooke Hilton.
04:12Okay, Linda Gaudi.
04:13Oh, that's below the belt.
04:15Starting tomorrow, not only are you going to do the chores that she lays out for you, you two are going to plug into the real world, and you guys are going to get jobs.
04:25Once you guys get your real jobs, you're going to start to understand the value of the almighty dollar.
04:30I could be a gigolo.
04:31I'd make all kinds of money.
04:31She could be a gigolo, and I could be a jiggler.
04:34Hey, get out of here.
04:35Both of you two idiots, go upstairs.
04:37You guys are going to be sorry tomorrow you're messing around.
04:44I wonder if this works.
04:46What is that?
04:47Does it still work?
04:47No, dude, no.
04:48Mom, Nick.
04:49Nick, that will die on my carpet.
04:51Oh, my God.
04:52It still works.
04:53Here's the deal.
05:06Today, the party is over for both of you two.
05:08Nick, all these cars that you like so much, that you want to drive around in, that you never helped clean, are all out here for you to clean.
05:16It's going to take two days to do that.
05:18Get the damn soap out and get the bucket and pail.
05:20Let's go.
05:21I want to explain one thing.
05:22When you get in the toilet, this little black piece of, you know, thing, it's to get up underneath the rim of the toilet.
05:27Mom, I've got to practice piano.
05:29No, I'm sorry.
05:30I can't work out and everything, though.
05:31I have a whole full...
05:31I will.
05:32Should have already been done.
05:33All that stuff should have already been done.
05:35Bye.
05:36Mark, mark, mark.
05:37Mark, mark, mark.
05:38Do the toilet in my gym first.
05:41I'll clean these toilets for you.
05:46You're messing around.
05:53Stop underneath the hole.
06:03Hey!
06:12Do you know, if them kids don't clean the stinking car, I go out there and I show them who the bad guy is.
06:22I'm going to go check on Brooke.
06:25You're going to check on Brooke?
06:26You check on Nick.
06:26I'm going to talk to you for a minute.
06:28Come here.
06:30Get on this side.
06:31Oh, my God.
06:33What is this?
06:33When you exit, my presence, you have to leave that way so I can watch you walk away.
06:40Oh, my God!
06:42Uh-huh.
06:46Smoking this cigar makes me feel sexy.
06:49It makes my head light, my jeans get tight.
06:52Yo, Brooke.
06:55How you doing, girl?
06:57Very nice.
06:59Your room looks very good.
07:00Um, there's dog poop under your piano.
07:04A huge wad of it.
07:05Get a bag, put on a rubber glove, and go pick up the poop.
07:13Good evening, Country Harvest.
07:15Yo, big Jimmy, Hulk.
07:16Hey, Hulk, what's going on?
07:17I need a favor from you if you can possibly do it.
07:20What's that, Hulk?
07:21Well, I'm trying to get these kids up and running, you know, and they've been screwing off all summer.
07:25And I just thought maybe, you know, if there was any possible way, I was wondering if you could fit them into your schedule over there with the Country Harvest.
07:32I just lost a server today, so let's do it.
07:34As far as Nick goes, you know, I want him starting at the very, very bottom.
07:38I mean, you know, even if it's groveling in the pit, I want him to start right at the bottom and work his way up.
07:43I got a perfect, perfect place to start him.
07:46All right, brother, I'll see you first thing in the morning.
07:48Got it. Bye-bye.
07:49Yo, Nick, get down here.
07:51Bruk.
07:52Here's the deal.
07:53I want all forms of luxury and communication given back to me.
07:57Cell phones, iPods, sidekicks, credit cards, everything.
08:00I want it now.
08:02I'm collecting everything, and then I'll let you know what plan of action is for tomorrow.
08:06Oh, jeez.
08:10All right, let's go.
08:11Get all the stuff.
08:12Here, Internet router, iPod, there's my phone.
08:17Can I use it for emergency purposes?
08:19Yes, you can.
08:20Okay.
08:20No, no, no, there's no emergency going on right this open other than I'm taking your phone away from you.
08:26Brooke, where did you get all these credit cards?
08:29Visa, Macy's, American Express?
08:31You guys need to step up and raise the bar as far as the responsibility goes.
08:36Is that how you listen to your father?
08:38I'm listening.
08:39Starting tomorrow, you both are going to work a real job.
08:43No, you're kidding, right?
08:45No, I'm serious.
08:46Am I even legal to work a real job?
08:48Yeah.
08:48Yeah, me too.
08:49Where are we working?
08:50You're starting at the Country Harvest, your favorite restaurant.
08:52What time do they have to be ready?
08:53I'm going to have them there at 8 in the morning.
08:55Oh.
08:55And if you guys want to ever see these things in here again, you guys are going to have
09:00to be serious about your jobs.
09:02This is not a game.
09:04You better do a good job at your job or you guys will end up working there forever.
09:08That's right.
09:11Done.
09:12Today's the day the kids take one step out of the fantasy world of the Hogan household
09:19and they step right into the trenches of the real world.
09:24Yo, Nick.
09:25Brooke.
09:27Here.
09:27I'm going to eat every bite.
09:29Thanks for making breakfast, Dad.
09:30Ew, ew, the string.
09:32Ew, ew.
09:32That's the embryo string.
09:34Oh, you're not even eating it.
09:36Ew, ew, ew, ew.
09:38I want you guys to work hard today.
09:43If you just show these people your work ethic is just as hard as theirs, they'll have a lot
09:47of respect for you.
09:48The last thing you want to do is go in there and be slacking, you know, in their environment.
09:55Got it?
09:56Got it, dude.
09:58Oh, man, you guys got it easy.
10:00There's nobody here.
10:04Hey, guys, how you doing?
10:07How are you?
10:08Good, good.
10:09What's going on?
10:09Nice to see you.
10:10The roles have changed.
10:11This is not your friend anymore.
10:12This is your boss.
10:13All right.
10:14Let's go get your uniform.
10:17Just follow me.
10:19All right.
10:21Here's the shirt for you.
10:23This shirt, you can put over that one or take it off.
10:26And then this is your apron.
10:27No.
10:28All right.
10:29All right, let me show you where you can change.
10:31Yo, Jimmy.
10:32I want you to do me a favor.
10:33Take this camera, document some of this.
10:36Yeah, I sure will.
10:36I want you to really make them dig in and keep up with all the other employees.
10:40Oh, definitely.
10:40Thank you for the opportunity.
10:42Thank you, Jimmy.
10:42Well, let me get going so I can get them going, all right?
10:44And we'll talk to you later.
10:45I'm going to come by later and get something to eat.
10:48I'm going to introduce you to the guy you'll be working with.
10:50This is Kuko.
10:52He's our chef here.
10:53Chispa.
10:55What's his name?
10:56Chispa.
10:56Chispa?
10:57Yeah.
10:58Chispa and Kuko.
10:59Yeah.
10:59He doesn't speak good English, but he understands a little bit, okay?
11:03I speak good Spanish.
11:04Okay, very good.
11:07I don't know what that means.
11:13Oh, my God.
11:14How long?
11:16How long is it going to be until I get some service?
11:18Um, I can take your order for you if you haven't ordered yet.
11:21Bacon eggs are medium rare.
11:23Uh-huh.
11:23My home fries are well with onions.
11:28Home fries are what with onions?
11:29Well done.
11:30Well done with onions?
11:31Okay.
11:32This is my first day.
11:35That guy.
11:37He's checking out my butt.
11:42That's a no-no here.
11:43Nobody's allowed to use cell phones while they're working here.
11:45Oh, man.
11:46That sounds like a blast.
11:50If I catch you on the phone again, it's going to be ground for termination.
11:54Terminated as in fired?
11:56In fired.
11:57Oh.
11:58Ew.
11:59How can people eat that?
12:01Ew, and there's a hair on it.
12:03I can't believe people leave this mess.
12:05I never leave this much of a mess at a table, ever.
12:12Okay, um, uh, Kuku?
12:14Yeah.
12:15Kuku?
12:15Yeah.
12:16Okay.
12:17And that is, uh, cheese fries?
12:18Yeah.
12:20Kuku and cheese fries.
12:21Cheese fries.
12:22Cheese fries.
12:23I'm not in the loophole.
12:25All right, yes.
12:26I'm going to tell Jimmy that he wants to wash dishes.
12:29Jim, Brooke decided she wants to wash dishes.
12:33Nick.
12:34You're not the boss.
12:35You're not going to decide who does what.
12:37And Brooke says, no, you need to get back there and stay back there.
12:42Nick is making trouble already.
12:43Let's see if I got this right.
12:49Is that right?
12:53Yes, sir.
12:54She's not going to make it.
12:56Brooke?
12:56Yeah?
12:56I think you took the wrong food out because he wanted over-light and home fries with onions.
13:02That's what I put.
13:03That's not over-easy and that's not home fries with onions.
13:06It's just scrambled and gripped.
13:08Um.
13:09So let's take it back and get it done right.
13:13Holy smokes, where are my kids?
13:15Hey, Hulk, what's up?
13:16What's up, Jimmy?
13:18How are they doing?
13:20They didn't follow the rules too good.
13:22What are they doing wrong?
13:23Well, I just want to show you a few things here.
13:25You know, I have a policy here, no cell phone.
13:27Uh-oh.
13:27And there's Nick on the cell phone.
13:29Yeah.
13:30Customers were real happy with Brooke.
13:32He needs to pay a little bit more attention to picking up the food.
13:37Yeah.
13:37Um, she took a wrong plate out of the window and the customer, you know, we had to redo it.
13:46Hey, you're home!
13:48He's tired here, this one.
13:50Hey, well, here's the problem with being tired right now.
13:52When you have a real job, you still have to come home and do homeschooling.
13:57You still have to come home and practice your pie ante.
14:00And that's what this whole real world is all about.
14:02Does that mean that we have to go back tomorrow?
14:04Probably ought to try the job for a couple weeks.
14:06Get your energy up.
14:09Chop, chop, chop.
14:11Coming home ain't no vacation.
14:16Lock it.
14:18See, the thing that my parents don't get is my music career is a full-time job.
14:38Hit.
14:42Six.
14:43Hit, hit, hit.
14:44Okay.
14:45So I have to learn five songs.
14:48Bye tomorrow.
14:49We got two more numbers tonight.
14:50And I have to go work a seven-hour day job.
14:52Nine to five.
14:53Because my parents think I'm spoiled.
14:54You gotta focus on your shows.
14:56But I know that, like, in 30 minutes I gotta go, so, like, I gotta get it, and, like, I'm
14:59not concentrating, and I'm all jittery or something.
15:01This is what you want to focus on, nine to five.
15:02You don't want to focus on serving a plate and doing dishes.
15:05You don't want to.
15:06Yeah.
15:07I'm going to go work.
15:12Yo, big Todd Farmer, Hulk Hogan.
15:14We're going to the restaurant, 3.30, 3.45, to drive the kids crazy.
15:17See you.
15:19Hello?
15:19Nasty boy, Brian Nobbs.
15:21Hey, hey, hey.
15:22What's going on?
15:23Not much, man.
15:24Just got Nick and Brooke working at the Country Harvest.
15:26we're all going in the restaurant we're all placing an order at the same time just to see
15:32what they're made of all right bye hey listen can you bring darcy and all the kids into the
15:38restaurant about 3 30 3 45 yeah yeah we're gonna have everybody in there make nick and brooke go
15:45to work hey these kids after i get done with them today they're gonna appreciate every airplane ride
15:50every hotel room and every extra thing that's given to them hey you guys wow there's a lot of
15:58you guys look at everybody hey what's the brooktini special today i cannot believe mom and dad brought
16:05all those people there's so many um i don't know maybe they're just trying to play like a mean joke
16:10on me and test me i don't know you know mom and dad there's gonna be so many dishes to wash
16:15i want to start off with the cheese cream jalapeno poppers blt with the bacon well well well well
16:21well done bird do you guys have bottled water do we have bottled water all right i want a diet coke
16:27egg white omelet with only three egg whites and one yolk what and salad ranch and tomatoes that's it
16:35for me i'm on a diet if i can handle being on stage i can definitely handle this we've been here for like
16:4115 minutes and our waitress hasn't even brought our drinks i can understand thirsty i mean we've
16:45been waiting let me go see what i can do for you brooke is going to be in big trouble the people are
16:51getting like tired of waiting where's brook where's brook where's brook where's brook where's brook where's brook
17:00that is so my parents
17:03brooke yes i got people screaming in the restaurant
17:11i have to shut it down for a second you're doing a good job you guys are so mean
17:14i don't like this kind of dressing i don't want this kind of dressing i don't want this kind of
17:19dressing i guess i'm italian
17:28i'm sorry nick nick go get a broom run you got the customer all wet nick all right brook taney you
17:37did a great job can we have the check
17:44guys we're home ah where were you guys after getting our paycheck they've got their checks
17:51how wait how much do you think they're for you made 190 100 50 50 50 50 50 50 bucks baby what'd you
17:59make 120 well now you realize how hard it is to make a dollar right yes welcome to the real world
18:07can we stop working on the country harvest if we let you off the hook
18:12you guys slip or back pedal you're going right back there is that meaning that they're we're
18:15gonna let them quit working there well they're on house arrest house arrest if you screw up in the
18:21house you're going back to the country harvest this life you live in here is a special life
18:26you guys have chance to be entertainers race car drivers actors anything you want to be but you've
18:32got to take care of business first and that's your priorities of homework helping your mom doing your
18:36chores practicing and studying okay that's a deal so can we have our stuff back yeah oh first thing
18:42they remember oh please if we give them their stuff back it better not turn back into what it was
18:49before otherwise you're going right back to jail and country harvest so can we have our stuff back
18:52please please please please please please please please you have your stuff back yeah yes thank you
19:01oh my phone's ringing all right hand those checks over oh god it's ringing the second we give it back
19:05to her hello who are you on the phone with who is Aaron Carter again it's a guy dad no give me the phone
19:13hello hello yeah okay yeah she's underage oh please don't start that crap in 10 years bye
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