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00:00Yo, Hogans, let's go!
00:05Come on, run!
00:10Yo, Nick, move it!
00:15Linda, let's do this thing!
00:18There's a lot of technology to be great!
00:19Hulk? Is there a Hulk?
00:20There is Hulk!
00:22Where is everybody?
00:24Hogan Knows Best!
00:35Nick!
00:37Dude!
00:39Stop!
00:40Can you just cut it out for one second?
00:42Dude, I'm right in the next room.
00:46This is standard.
00:47I mean, you just can't get on with your life around this freaking house.
00:51No, Nick!
00:52I need to go somewhere a thousand, trillion, billion, gazillion miles away from this family.
01:00Brooke, can I just get in here real quick on your computer?
01:05Who's the dirty blonde?
01:06That's my screen name.
01:07Dirty blonde?
01:08Whoa.
01:09What's this one new message from Laura?
01:11Why are you being so nosy?
01:13It's just kind of rude.
01:16You guys!
01:18Come here, let's practice, okay?
01:20No.
01:20Play the piano with me, Brooke, and come on.
01:23You guys are like little kids, my God!
01:27Hey!
01:28Where's she going?
01:30She ever wants to jam.
01:33It's tough as a parent to see your kids grow up.
01:36Seems like it was yesterday when they were just hanging out at the beach and the pool with
01:40us and drinking chocolate bottles.
01:42I was working so much the last 15 years, I've missed the whole angel audit.
01:47It's the week of the 10th, 11th, and 12th.
01:57Are you coming in?
01:58You going to stay on the phone?
01:59No, I got to talk.
02:00I got to hurry up.
02:00I got people waiting on me.
02:02Well, can you just go in and get your stuff?
02:05What do you need?
02:06Tampons.
02:08Tampons?
02:09You've got to be kidding me.
02:11Tampons.
02:11Dad, stop saying.
02:13Sorry.
02:14Where are your tampons at?
02:16Down here.
02:17Oh, feminine hygiene.
02:19That's it.
02:26I just can't believe that there's 20 million products.
02:29Multi-packs.
02:30Fresh Super Plus.
02:32Maxi Thins.
02:33Four-channel Maxi.
02:35Four-channel.
02:37Hey.
02:39Yeah?
02:40I got a problem.
02:42What's up?
02:43You got the phone and come in.
02:45You didn't tell me there was like 50,000 choices.
02:47They start here.
02:48And not only different sizes, shapes, colors, smells, and tastes, I guess.
02:52Look at this.
02:53Bong panties.
02:54Extra longs.
02:55Light days.
02:56Multi-packs.
02:56Dad, shh.
02:57Come on, let's go.
02:59Don't you think these panty liners would be better than the pearls?
03:03Dad.
03:04They're unscented, too.
03:05Dad, you're embarrassing me.
03:06Come on.
03:06Let's go.
03:09Those are pearls on the thing?
03:11Is that like a sexual thing or something?
03:12Oh, my God, Dad.
03:16Thanks.
03:17Next time I know, I won't make a big deal out of it.
03:21You know, it's like, I thought it was cool to talk about that stuff in front of other women.
03:25Yeah, but, Dad, you aren't a woman.
03:30Yo.
03:31Hey, Jared.
03:32What are you doing?
03:32What's going on?
03:34What's up with that?
03:34What's up with that?
03:37What's up with that?
03:37What's up with that?
03:37Yeah?
03:38Really?
03:39Yeah, hello?
03:40Dad?
03:41Hey.
03:42Hey.
03:42What's up?
03:43Nothing.
03:44I'm on the phone.
03:46Who are you talking to?
03:47Jerry?
03:48Jerry Curl.
03:48Dad.
03:49Okay, I'm out of here.
03:50Hey, come on.
03:51Bye.
03:52Good God.
03:52How sensitive.
03:53Please.
03:54Sorry.
03:54He always phones in.
03:56It's cool.
03:57It's all good.
03:57It's your dad.
03:59Dad.
04:00Oh, my God.
04:00You're so gross.
04:02You don't understand.
04:03They've been, like, so annoying lately.
04:05Like, they came in, and they started looking through my phone and looking through my computer.
04:08Dad, are you on the phone?
04:11Jerry, you're going to have to call you back later, okay?
04:12Bye.
04:13Dad?
04:16Dad?
04:18I don't have a problem with overstepping anybody's rights or bounds.
04:22Anything to protect them from any type of uncontrolled situation.
04:27Hey, you know, the first few times was funny, horning in on my phone call with Jerry, but, I mean...
04:32Again?
04:33No, no, no.
04:33No, like, six times.
04:35But you know what?
04:35It's not even Dad.
04:36It's, like, you, and it's Nick, and it's everybody.
04:39I can't think straight.
04:40I can't write any music.
04:41I need to get out of this house.
04:43Because everybody is pushing me away.
04:45No, I'm in the pool.
04:46The sun's out.
04:47No, I mean, like, alone.
04:48What about L.A.?
04:49No, if you...
04:50No, it's too far.
04:50Okay, what about Miami?
04:52No, that's not happening.
04:53No.
04:55I understand where you're coming from as far as you wanting space.
04:58We can't just throw you out into the world.
05:01The weekend's coming up.
05:02Why don't you two just go hang out at the beach house for the weekend?
05:04You two?
05:05She doesn't want me to go along.
05:06She just wants to feel like she's a grown-up girl.
05:09She's out on her own and stuff.
05:11Do you want to stay at the beach house by yourself?
05:13I'll settle for the beach house.
05:15I'll settle for the beach house.
05:16Well, you're going to have somebody there with you.
05:18Why?
05:19About one of your girlfriends.
05:20That's fine.
05:22Settle.
05:23But there's some ground rules here we have to establish.
05:25The doors have to be locked and the alarm has to be on when you're in there.
05:29And then at night, you've got to keep the curtains closed.
05:32You can't have people over there drinking any alcohol.
05:33I have ground rules.
05:35Don't come over and check on me.
05:38No spy equipment in the house.
05:41Tara, you wouldn't do that anyway, would you?
05:43I'm not that type of guy.
05:44Thank you, guys.
05:46Star, what she does not know will not hurt her because I have my legs crossed.
05:52You can't tell a lie if you have your legs crossed.
05:54Right, Star?
05:54Give me five.
05:55Good enough.
06:04Do you really have to go?
06:06Yeah.
06:06Are you?
06:07Why?
06:07Because I want to have fun.
06:09All right.
06:10Get out of here.
06:11Make sure you're fully dressed at all times in that house.
06:13No boys in the house.
06:14No boys.
06:15All right.
06:18She's, like, way too happy about going over there.
06:20If this crap was your idea, you're in a lot of trouble.
06:22It was your idea.
06:24Don't even go there.
06:25As I recall, it was your idea.
06:27It was your idea.
06:34So how are we going to make sure that Brooke's okay?
06:36I mean, she could be over there drinking.
06:38She could have guys over there.
06:40She could be having a party.
06:43Nick, you're making me flip out.
06:45You don't know something that I don't know now, do you?
06:48I don't know.
06:49Can I use your phone?
06:51Where are you?
06:52I just called the beach house and you didn't answer the house line.
06:54Because I just left.
06:55I'm going to go get Ashley.
06:57I don't normally let you out at night like this.
07:00Call me when you get to the beach house.
07:01All right.
07:02I will call you.
07:04Why does she have to go get Ashley?
07:06I didn't think she was going to be out driving around tonight.
07:08I mean, what the is going on?
07:10I'm just trying to test her independence and just see if what we said, we gave her some ground rules.
07:15Hey.
07:15If she can stick to those.
07:16How about her safety and her security?
07:19Is this something that you're going to finally get three or four days from now after something bad happens?
07:23I'm confused.
07:24I don't know what to do.
07:25What do you want to do?
07:29You look evil.
07:31Ashley is my best, best friend from kindergarten.
07:35Give me a good one.
07:36She's so fun.
07:37Our personalities click so well.
07:39Now I'm at the beach house with Brooke.
07:42Yeah, alone.
07:43I know, right?
07:43My mom doesn't believe it.
07:45She's like, no way.
07:46Her parents let her act.
07:47Yes way.
07:48This is wrong, what we're doing.
07:52No, it's not wrong.
07:53It's our daughter.
07:53And we're going by to check on her and protect her.
07:56Dressed like this, I feel so guilty.
07:58I feel like I'm premeditated, like stalking her.
08:01Get a blast off.
08:02Brooke alone in that beach house just scares the hell out of me, so I need to go by and check and make sure that she's safe.
08:14I can't believe the garage door's wide open.
08:18Man, what are we going to do?
08:20We don't have any movies here.
08:22Hello?
08:23Hey, Steve Chapman just called me, you know?
08:25Yeah.
08:26And he goes, hey, man, there's cars in front of your house.
08:28Are you guys spending the night there?
08:29I said, no, Brooke's spending the night.
08:30He goes, well, I just want to tell you that the garage door's open.
08:33Yeah?
08:34We'll make somebody notice.
08:35Oh, my God, somebody's here.
08:36All the garage door's open.
08:37Let's go in and kill them.
08:38I'll take care of it, Daddy.
08:39Bye.
08:42Great.
08:43If she sees us, we're dead meat.
08:45Because now you lied.
08:47This is not a lie.
08:48This is protecting Brooke and making things better for Brooke.
08:53If somebody in the hospital is dying of cancer, you don't tell them that they're dying of cancer.
08:58You lie to them and say, you know what?
09:00Things are going to get better from this day forward.
09:03And just pray because the cancer could be a miracle.
09:07Take me home.
09:08Okay.
09:09Take me home.
09:10Babe, you're crazy.
09:12What's up, baby girl?
09:22Nothing.
09:23What are you doing?
09:24What is it like being on your own?
09:26We made noodles because that was the only thing in the pantry that you can make.
09:30Noodles were weird.
09:31The pasta sauce was weird.
09:32Hey, hey, I got a great idea.
09:34I haven't eaten since this morning.
09:36Let me order you a huge pizza.
09:38Oh, my God.
09:39That would be so good.
09:40Okay.
09:40I miss you.
09:40I miss you, too.
09:42Can I come over?
09:43No.
09:43I need two large pepperoni pizzas, but here's the deal, bro.
09:52I'm in a bright yellow truck, and I'll flash my lights when I see you.
09:56I want you to come to the truck.
10:02What's up, dude?
10:04How you doing, man?
10:04Good.
10:05How are you?
10:05Cool.
10:06Here's the deal.
10:07There are two girls in there.
10:08One of them's my daughter.
10:09Just kind of look around in the house, see if anybody's in there other than those two girls.
10:13There's 50 bucks, man.
10:14It's all you.
10:17How are you?
10:18Good.
10:19Pizza.
10:20Pizza.
10:20I have to get cash.
10:23Can you just send them right there on the table?
10:25What in the hell is wrong with those girls?
10:27He could have been Jeffrey Dahmer or something.
10:30He looked like Jeffrey Dahmer.
10:31Have a good night.
10:32Thank you, too.
10:34How many people were in the house?
10:35I only saw the two girls.
10:37Thanks, brother.
10:37I feel pretty good about it, but letting him in the house is a cardinal mistake.
10:41These girls don't have their guard up.
10:43They definitely need protection and guidance.
10:53We got a problem.
10:53My daughter, she just turned 17, wants her own space.
10:57I'm just afraid about guys and parties and stuff like that.
11:01I do need to know what's going on, and my main concern is that she's safe.
11:04Okay, got it.
11:05Let me show you state-of-the-art video surveillance through the web.
11:08I think that's crossing the line with her.
11:09I mean, I promised her I wouldn't put cameras in the house.
11:12Believe it or not, 90% of intelligence is gathered by an inside spy.
11:16What is all that?
11:17With this covert walkie-talkie.
11:19We have a special ear bug here that no one would notice that it's in his ear.
11:23Then you can sit off and tell him what things to survey, and then he can relay that information back.
11:28What is that?
11:30It allows you to listen to sounds and voices up to a football field away.
11:38Talk notes.
11:39And direct it towards him there.
11:41The other way.
11:41And I turn it around the other way, so the parabolic...
11:43The other way.
11:43There we go.
11:44You got to point what you're doing at me.
11:45There you go.
11:46Can you hear me now, jackass?
11:47What's going on?
11:49Hey, is it working?
11:50Yeah.
11:51Has it worked?
11:52Yeah.
11:52Cool.
11:53We're covered.
11:54Are you her dad?
11:54Yeah.
11:55Do you have, like, a GPS in your car or anything?
11:57Oh, yeah.
11:58You bet.
11:58Audio and video.
12:00I can watch and listen in.
12:01Oh, really?
12:02Yeah.
12:03Right.
12:03See?
12:04So you ain't that bad.
12:12I like him.
12:13Yeah, he's hot, too.
12:14I like that one.
12:16They were cute.
12:17If you guys want to come visit, we're in the greenhouse.
12:20It's right up there.
12:25That's a good position.
12:30Sure she can't see us.
12:32We're about a half a mile offshore.
12:34There's some type of semblance.
12:36There's a bunch of guys out in front of my beach house.
12:38How many freaking guys are there?
12:40He's over there.
12:41Wow.
12:41Yeah.
12:41I see you.
12:42How you doin' like that?
12:44Like that.
12:45Go get it.
12:46Shake, shake, shake.
12:48You listen.
12:48Tell me what you're saying.
12:49They're rapping.
12:51Should I like big butts?
12:52I don't know.
12:52I'm using my towels.
12:57I'm using my paper towel.
12:58Look at that.
12:59I'm gonna go out there and whip his ass.
13:01I'm bigger than all those guys put together.
13:03That's really good.
13:04I'm impressed.
13:07Then we have the hearing device.
13:10Turn it that way.
13:11That has to be pointed out.
13:12There you go.
13:13Can you hear what they're saying?
13:14It's just they're all talking at once.
13:16Sounds like a bunch of mumbo-jumbo.
13:17You can't hear crap with this piece of junk.
13:20I don't know if Artie's carrying on,
13:21or if that was just a bunch of friends stopping by.
13:23But what I'm gonna do is get on the inside.
13:31This is gonna sound crazy,
13:32but Brooke is at the beach house by herself.
13:35We're concerned, right?
13:36It's not just me.
13:37We're concerned.
13:38After today, guys all over the beach,
13:40Brooke all over the place.
13:41I just wanna make sure that there's no drinking over there,
13:44no beer in the trash cans,
13:46not a bunch of boys hanging out overnight.
13:48You never know, man.
13:49Here's the deal, man.
13:51I wanna be able to talk to you
13:52when you're on the inside.
13:53All right.
13:54Break it, break it, one nine.
13:55Break it, break it, break it.
13:56You hear it?
13:56Yeah, I got you.
13:57Can you hear me now?
13:58Yeah.
13:58All right, we got it, man.
14:02Hello.
14:03Hey, Danny.
14:04Hey, Dad.
14:05The guy that I hired
14:06that air-conditioned this whole house,
14:08he wanted to run by
14:09and check the beach house real quick.
14:11Okay.
14:11His name's Larry.
14:12Uh-huh.
14:13He's a big, big, ball-headed,
14:15good-looking guy just like me.
14:16Okay.
14:17All righty.
14:18All right, love you, Dad.
14:19All right, love you.
14:19Bye.
14:21Let's get rolling.
14:22Go.
14:23All right, I'm on.
14:23We're out.
14:28Just go in and do your thing
14:30and keep me advised every step of the way.
14:32All right, you got it.
14:35Hello, AC man.
14:36Hi.
14:37How are you?
14:38They had called and said your air conditioning
14:39wasn't cooling properly.
14:41I didn't notice anything.
14:42I mean, it feels good to me.
14:43Do you mind if I take a look around
14:44and check your vents?
14:45No, no, no, go ahead.
14:46Where are you at?
14:47I'm actually looking for the air handler in the house.
14:50Boys hiding in any of those bedrooms up there,
14:52anything you see,
14:52any men's clothes or any men's boots
14:54or any packs of cigarettes
14:56or anything like that later.
14:58Everything looks in order here.
14:59Just act like you went up there
15:01and found what you needed
15:02and come back down,
15:03look around some more,
15:04check for beer cans,
15:05check for rolling papers,
15:06check for, you know,
15:08anything that may look suspicious.
15:13I'm going to go around
15:15and take a look at the outdoor condenser.
15:17I actually did see
15:18some birth control pills on the counter.
15:21They're definitely not breath mints.
15:23Brother, do me a favor.
15:24This is code red man.
15:25Abort dismissal.
15:27I was supposed to meet you with a check,
15:28but you're going to leave now.
15:29You don't have time to wait for me.
15:30Okay.
15:34I may sound crazy.
15:35I'm way overprotective,
15:36but I'm going to find out
15:37what's going on with those pills.
15:38I can't even sleep at night
15:39worrying about this crap.
15:40Oh, better not be
15:43that air conditioning guy again.
15:46What is he doing here?
15:48Hey.
15:49Did the air guy come?
15:50Air conditioning?
15:50Yeah.
15:51I miss you.
15:52I miss you too,
15:53but this is my little weekend.
15:55What are you doing?
15:55Can I go to the bathroom?
15:56Yeah.
15:57Hi, I miss you.
15:58Hey, Asher.
15:58Hi.
15:59What's up?
15:59What's up?
16:00How are you?
16:00It's good to see you.
16:01Sweet.
16:02I'd rather get a beer.
16:06Um, what's up with those gimmicks?
16:08These?
16:09Yeah.
16:09My birth control.
16:12Your birth control?
16:14What do you mean your birth control?
16:16Birth control pills mean?
16:18Birth controls...
16:20Prevent people from having babies.
16:22Most of the time for girls my age,
16:24they mean that I'm getting really bad cramps
16:28and I get my period at weird times
16:31when it's supposed to just be predictable
16:33and this makes it predictable.
16:36I'm not having sex.
16:37I want to talk to you for a minute.
16:38Come here.
16:38Are you just trying to protect Ashley or something?
16:43Are those hers?
16:44No, they're mine.
16:45I told you the truth.
16:46Does your mother know about this?
16:47Yeah.
16:48Your mom knows about it, but I don't.
16:50I don't get it.
16:51Because it's like, it's a girly thing.
16:53Like, guys don't go to the gynecologist.
16:55Like, me and mom had to go to the gynecologist.
16:57Oh, please.
16:57Okay, I need to go figure this out.
16:59I'm all upset about this.
16:59No, don't be it.
17:00Why are you upset?
17:01Well, because your mom didn't let me know what was going on.
17:03It freaks me out.
17:04Well, Dad, because it's embarrassing.
17:05I'm out.
17:06Unbelievable.
17:07Hey, keep them out of sight at least.
17:10Okay.
17:11They're so personal.
17:12All right.
17:15Mommy?
17:16Yeah?
17:16Dad just came here.
17:18You know?
17:19He's over at the beach house?
17:20Daddy is?
17:20He was just over here.
17:21I guess he had to bring a check to the air conditioning guy.
17:24What's wrong with the air conditioning?
17:26I don't know.
17:27Dad said there was something wrong with it.
17:28So I had my purse dumped out on the thing because my breath control pills were off.
17:32And he, like, has this humongous talk with me and, like, reams me for not telling him.
17:36And he's like, I can't believe your mom kept me out of the loop.
17:38Oh, honey.
17:39I'm sorry.
17:40You don't have to worry, okay?
17:41All right, Mommy.
17:43Night, honey.
17:44Don't worry.
17:44Bye.
17:46Why am I out of the loop with these kids?
17:52And you know stuff and I don't.
17:54When I saw the birth control pills, I freaked out.
17:56When you get to be 17 years old, things like that, like talking about tampons and your period,
18:03are really embarrassing for teenage girls.
18:06They are.
18:07And you just bombarded in there and you just went off on her the wrong direction.
18:11And, you know, if you did see them, you would assume, because you know Brooke,
18:14that it's not because she's having sex.
18:16Okay.
18:17She just does not want to be mistrusted.
18:19Hello.
18:27I'm Danny.
18:28Hi, Dad.
18:29Hey, I'm sorry about being so crazy last night.
18:31This is why I needed, you know, to come to the beach house because I wanted my own space.
18:35And then the second that I get over here, everybody's not respecting my privacy.
18:40I want you to trust me.
18:41And it's just like, I don't do anything wrong.
18:43I felt bad about it all last night.
18:45I just want you to know that the only reason I'm so crazy about all this stuff is I'm just
18:49trying to protect you and make sure that you're okay.
18:51It's a shock to me that all of a sudden you've just grown up so fast and you just want to leave.
18:55I'm always going to be around you.
18:56I'm not going to just leave one day and be gone forever.
18:59I just sometimes need my space, you know?
19:01I'll try to do better.
19:03All right.
19:03I love you.
19:04Love you, too.
19:05I'll be home in a little bit.
19:06Bye.
19:07Oh, God.
19:10I think, you know, just this time away, I drew, like, a line for the annoyance, you know?
19:14Like, they know now what could happen if they keep annoying me again.
19:17I'll leave.
19:19I'm leaving.
19:20I'll leave.
19:20I will leave.
19:21I'll leave.
19:21I'll leave.
19:43I'll leave.
19:46I'll be.
19:48You
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