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00:00Yo, Hogans, let's go!
00:05Come on, Brooke!
00:10Yo, Nick, move it!
00:15Linda, let's do this thing!
00:17Brooke, I know she could be great!
00:19Hulk? Is there a Hulk?
00:20Tell me, Hulk!
00:22Where is everybody?
00:28Hogan knows best!
00:30Hey, Mom, you got some mail.
00:45Look at Cookie's hair.
00:47I put a clippy in it.
00:50Munch of horror!
00:52Linda!
00:54Lindooch.
00:56This is from my friend Connie in St. Augustine.
00:58She's got that monkey rescue thing.
01:00Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01Placement of our animals into permanent responsible homes.
01:04I didn't realize that they would do that.
01:07I have always wanted, like, something like this.
01:09Aw!
01:12Oh, my gosh.
01:14Uh, hi, Connie.
01:15It's Linda.
01:15Oh, hey, Linda.
01:16What's up?
01:17What I'm reading here, is this what you really mean?
01:19Like, you're looking for homes?
01:21Yeah, we're finding homes for quite a few of them, actually.
01:24Connie, hold on one second.
01:25What do you think?
01:27You mean, like, get a monkey?
01:28Like, yeah, have a monkey.
01:29Like, live with one.
01:29A real monkey in our house, yes.
01:30You know what?
01:31That's the only thing, Mom, is Dad.
01:33You know how he is about just getting another dog, let alone a monkey.
01:37Let me worry about that later.
01:39Connie.
01:40Yeah?
01:41Hey, listen, I really think maybe I could help you.
01:43I mean, you know how I am with animals, and I'm so hands-on.
01:45Well, do you remember what it's like to be the mother of an infant?
01:48So it would be like taking care of a baby.
01:51Yeah.
01:51I always wanted more kids.
01:53Well, we could get you one for a trial period, and then see if it was something you wanted to make permanent.
01:57Connie, that is awesome.
01:58Well, I appreciate your call.
01:59All right, I'll talk to you later.
02:00Bye.
02:01We're going to do it!
02:08Hi.
02:08You guys are going to meet a monkey today.
02:14Oh, he's so cute!
02:16Oh, my God!
02:18I know, man!
02:20Yeah, he'll be a little shy at first.
02:22He'll love this.
02:23Come on in, you guys.
02:25He'll be a year old in the end of January.
02:27He's not even one.
02:29Have a seat.
02:30Like we've said on the phone, he comes under lots of jurisdictions in Florida with the Fish and Wildlife, the USDA.
02:37Okay.
02:38To start this process, to get your license, you've got a lot of work ahead of you, but it's worth it to help these little endangered species.
02:46He's like 24-hour day care.
02:47I love it.
02:48Like a baby.
02:49He needs diaper change about 15 times a day.
02:52They're smart, so you've got to give him lots of stimulation.
02:55Okay.
02:55You know, he's got to be real careful about pets.
02:58Oh, really?
02:58He can't be around any other pet.
03:00I mean, anything.
03:02I have a new puppy.
03:03Yeah.
03:04He can't be in with a new puppy?
03:05No, not even a new puppy.
03:07Dogs, cats, birds, you know, nothing.
03:13Remember, he's a wild animal.
03:14I would say when you're with him, the dogs can't be with you.
03:18Bye.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Sorry.
03:20It'll be all right.
03:20We'll check on her.
03:21It'll be fine.
03:22Look what you got there.
03:25Come on.
03:25Let's go outside.
03:26Come on, Foxy.
03:26Come on.
03:27Come on.
03:29You're out for a while.
03:32Sorry, but you're not the baby anymore.
03:37So, would you like to feed him?
03:39Oh, yeah.
03:39I'd love to try it.
03:40Sure.
03:41Oh, my God.
03:42You'll have to make sure you're burping.
03:43He's just like a little baby.
03:45I'm a little rusty on my mommy skills.
03:47I'm going to have to brush up here.
03:48He'll come back.
03:49It's like riding a bicycle.
03:50As long as he doesn't try to nurse on my...
03:52Oh, wow.
03:53He's really like a baby.
03:54Oh, oh, oh.
03:54No dog.
03:55We can't have a dog.
03:56We can't have a dog.
03:58Look, I'm feeding this little baby.
04:00What is that?
04:01I mean, you got to get rid of the dog.
04:03Yeah, get rid of the dog right away.
04:04What is it?
04:05It's the chimp.
04:07We're adopting it.
04:09Oh, this is going to be fun.
04:12Crazy people get monkeys.
04:15Like Michael Jackson.
04:17You guys say it anymore?
04:19Does Dad know?
04:22Dad doesn't know yet.
04:23He's going to flip.
04:25I love it.
04:25How could you not love it?
04:26Look at this.
04:27Oh, my God.
04:33Dylan Dooch, I'm home.
04:34Hi, babe.
04:35I have a surprise for you.
04:37Oh, no.
04:38Not a surprise.
04:39Yeah.
04:39Is it good or bad?
04:40You'll love it.
04:42Oh, my God.
04:46What in the hell?
04:49Oh, my God.
04:50Meet your new daddy.
04:51What?
04:52It's really cute.
04:53Oh, my gosh.
04:57Hi.
04:58The dogs are going crazy.
05:00Is this why they're all barking?
05:01We can't keep the dogs anywhere near him.
05:02Oh, great.
05:04How are we going to be able to hang out with all of our other pets?
05:07We can share our time.
05:08They just can't get near each other.
05:10Oh, that's great.
05:10We'll have to figure it out.
05:12I don't know.
05:13It'll be like a boarding house of animals.
05:14Well, how long is this monkey staying here?
05:17Hopefully forever.
05:18Oh, please.
05:19Sit down for a minute.
05:20He loves you.
05:23Look, he's kissing you.
05:25It's because it thinks dad's a gorilla.
05:27Oh, mommy's just kissing them.
05:29Oh.
05:30We need to make sure that this monkey can get along with the dogs, and the dogs aren't just
05:36kicked to the curb.
05:38We have to be realistic about this.
05:40I think that we should get rid of it, because I prefer Star.
05:44I'm not going to get rid of it.
05:46Well, now we've got a problem, then, because, you know, it has to be what is best for our
05:49family, not best for one person.
05:51Oh, he wants you.
05:53Oh, see?
05:54All right.
05:55Let's just go get rid of him.
06:03Let's go ahead and give this a couple weeks and see if this is going to work out.
06:07Yay!
06:08We're going to make it.
06:09We're going to make it.
06:10I just know it.
06:11Harry Hogan.
06:12That's what we named him.
06:13From now on, I'm Triple H.
06:14Hollywood Hulk Hogan.
06:15He's got the new name.
06:16Double H.
06:17Harry Hogan.
06:18Let's go.
06:19It's time for his bottle.
06:20Thanks, baby.
06:22No.
06:22We're going to give him a baba.
06:24Come on, Brooke.
06:25I mean, your mother never ceases to amaze me.
06:28This is just so off the wall.
06:29You're going to lock these dogs outside all day.
06:53You better figure something out to keep them quiet and happy because they know the monkey's
06:57inside and they're out and they don't like it.
07:00All right, Coach.
07:00We'll get this worked out.
07:01Don't worry.
07:03Do I hear a little baby?
07:06Look at what the little stuff brought in.
07:08Come here.
07:09Hi.
07:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, look it.
07:12Look, you want some of my applesauce?
07:17You've been raised with a silver spoon in your mouth.
07:22It's the life of living with the Hogan's.
07:27I'm going to make a video of you.
07:30Ready?
07:33Hi.
07:35Hey, Brooke.
07:36Look who's here.
07:37You want to go to the store and get him some new clothes?
07:39I was just thinking about that.
07:41Let's go get him all totally decked out.
07:44Some new duds.
07:45Hi, ladies.
07:47Hi.
07:47How are you?
07:48Hi.
07:48Let's see.
07:49We just came to try out some new clothes.
07:52Oh, like, see, something cute like this, like a onesie.
07:55Yeah, that's a very furry baby.
07:56It's a baby chimpanzee.
07:58What's his name?
07:59Harry.
08:00That's a sliver.
08:02Unusual, right?
08:04Let's go look.
08:06Oh, let's get him some of these.
08:07Oh, that's what you need is socks.
08:10Look at all these in every color.
08:16Much better on you.
08:17Here, let's get this on him.
08:22He's, like, curling his hands.
08:23Okay, they're on.
08:24All right.
08:25Oh, ho, ho, ho.
08:27Say goodbye.
08:29Bye.
08:29Bye.
08:29Thank you, guys.
08:30I appreciate you so much.
08:32Bye.
08:32All right.
08:34It's time to put him to bed, Mommy.
08:36Here, Angel.
08:38This is what I used to do with you.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:41Look at his little thingy.
08:43He actually has a thing.
08:45Oh, my God.
08:46I thought it would look like a dog or something.
08:49Let me tell you, he's set, too.
08:51Come on.
08:52Let's put you to bed, little man.
08:54Come on.
08:56Ready for night night?
08:57All right, Mommy.
08:58I'm going to go to bed.
08:59I love you.
09:00I love you, too.
09:01You're so cute.
09:02I love you.
09:04You don't want to go to sleep.
09:06You just want to be a chimp.
09:08Whee.
09:09Whee.
09:11How are we going to get you to go to sleep?
09:13When are you going to get tired?
09:15I am never going to let you go.
09:17Not ever in 100 years.
09:23Hey, no monkeying around.
09:25I need total silence here.
09:26Brother, check this out.
09:27I'm going to read something to you.
09:28You tell me what you're saying.
09:30Hey, all you Hulk-a-maniacs.
09:31It's me, the Hulk.
09:33Check out my new look.
09:34Then I grow up.
09:35So here's the skinny on the skinny, brother.
09:38My bad.
09:44What are you doing in here, bud?
09:50You being as cute as you are, mom's definitely not going to get rid of you.
09:55So we need to figure out how to make you un-cute.
09:58Do you know how to break stuff?
10:00Go get yourself into trouble.
10:02Get rid of yourself.
10:02Oh, I love training barefooted.
10:11Yeah, Dad, your feet smell.
10:12Mine's the old days.
10:13Back in the day, when I used to train Arnold, you know?
10:16That's what smells so bad.
10:18Or either you farted with your legs all over here.
10:21First smeller is the same fella.
10:22I thought maybe you cut the cheese.
10:24Dad, you totally did it.
10:25Oh, there's poop by your machine.
10:29Oh, stop.
10:31You're picking it up.
10:34That really pisses me off.
10:36Bro.
10:36That's nice.
10:37It's all moist and soggy.
10:40Linda.
10:41That's got to be from the monkey because the dogs have not been in.
10:46What?
10:47Smell it.
10:49It's a turd.
10:50Take a whiff.
10:51Barefoot.
10:51Big emergency.
10:52Just get a piece of Kleenex and flush it down the toilet.
10:54Okay.
10:55Mom, that's from the monkey.
10:57Tip of the iceberg.
10:59Or the tip of the turd.
11:00Oh, it stinks so bad.
11:02Ew.
11:03It's not my fault.
11:04Huh?
11:04Oh, God.
11:06What's this?
11:08It's Coco.
11:10Coco's like, man, the aliens have invaded.
11:15Oh, my God.
11:16It's an elephant.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:18Mom, mom.
11:21You picked him up without his blanket.
11:24Don't you know?
11:25This is, like, really crazy.
11:27Look at dog people.
11:32Oh, my God.
11:33I thought I heard another monkey.
11:34It was a bird.
11:37Look.
11:38They hate it.
11:39This is crazy.
11:41They'll be fine.
11:43Mom, this is not fair.
11:45Look at poor Cookie Monster.
11:47He wants to know what you're doing.
11:48Have you felt this dog, how hot it is?
11:51Yes, I know.
11:52That's because you leave him outside all day now.
11:54Until that monkey got here, all you cared about was your dogs.
11:57Now it's the monkey and nobody else.
11:59Well, he's a baby.
12:00This is hard.
12:01This is hard for me, too.
12:03But I'm trying to do everything the right way.
12:05And the dogs are fine.
12:06Well, I like the monkey, but he's starting to cross the line with me.
12:10When he goes downstairs and takes a dump in my gym, it shows a major lack of respect for the head ape.
12:16All the dogs have pooped in the house one time or another.
12:18I mean, you just have to...
12:19This is different.
12:20This is like human poop.
12:21This is not like normal dogs.
12:23You'd have a different opinion of this monkey if he was in your stuff and in your closet instead of mine.
12:28It's ridiculous.
12:33Look at this.
12:36Oh, my gosh.
12:38I bet you'd have a blast in here, wouldn't you?
12:41How's that?
12:42You want accessorized like Linda?
12:44Like that one?
12:51You know, it's survival of the fittest around here, brother.
12:54So, uh, nothing personal, but I just can't trade you for my eight dogs.
13:01Oh, you get the expensive stuff now.
13:04Oh, that's great.
13:06A picture is worth a thousand words.
13:09Let me go ahead and send this to Linda.
13:14Oh, my God.
13:18You are a doll.
13:21I think Terry's just trying to be malicious and trying to teach me a lesson.
13:25But, you know, that's my baby.
13:31I have a choice, okay?
13:32Because I have to have help.
13:34Either you can clean the kitchen and I'll babysit, or you can babysit and I'll clean the kitchen.
13:40I'll babysit.
13:41Okay, good, because he's got a poofy diaper.
13:43What?
13:43Diapers are upstairs.
13:45I left her.
13:46You'll be fine.
13:47Go on up.
13:48The diapers are upstairs there.
13:49That sucks.
13:52You smell so bad.
13:57Oh, my God.
14:05Oh, my God.
14:07Ew, don't touch it.
14:09Ew.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:12You are so gross.
14:15Stay.
14:15You're getting s*** all over your blankie.
14:18Ew, what is that?
14:19You don't even have a butt or a weenie.
14:21You have, like, a nipple on your ass.
14:24Hey, Daddy.
14:28Yeah?
14:29Guess what?
14:29I got a present for you in the mail.
14:31No, not today.
14:32I got too much work to do.
14:34But here's what you need to do.
14:35I asked you to do all those CDs.
14:37And you've been spending so much time with Harry Hogan here.
14:40I haven't heard the piano.
14:41You haven't practiced.
14:42I just tried to practice.
14:44And Mom stuck me with him.
14:45Can you take him for a few minutes?
14:47Yeah, but as soon as you burn those CDs, I want you to come back here and get him.
14:50Because I actually have stuff to do.
14:52Mom made me change his diaper, Dad.
14:54He had, like, mud.
14:56Did he get on his paws, too?
14:58Mm-hmm.
14:59Oh, nice.
15:02Man.
15:02Well, now we've made you a true Hulkamania.
15:20Hi.
15:22What do you have here on?
15:25He melts my heart away.
15:28He's a good boy.
15:28You need to hang on to the monkey.
15:30Rick hasn't copied any of her music for me on CD.
15:33And they've got calls to make.
15:35I've got stuff to do, too, honey.
15:37I mean, I don't know how long you've had them.
15:38Oh, yeah.
15:39See ya.
15:44Hello?
15:46You know what?
15:46I'm going to have to just...
15:48Oh, my God.
15:50Okay, hold on a second.
15:51I just can't talk about the schedule right this minute, okay?
15:54I'll get back with you in a little while, okay?
15:56Bye-bye.
16:02Now I know why they put you guys in cages.
16:05Now I know why.
16:06I just can't seem to get overrun.
16:09Mom, we're hugged.
16:26We had a great time at the beach without you.
16:29Oh, my God.
16:32Look at him.
16:33He's a mess, but he loves the juice box.
16:35He loves the milk.
16:36Yeah.
16:37We call, like, five or six times.
16:39You only didn't answer the phone when you were with Harry.
16:41Because I was feeding him, and then he needed to change.
16:44He messed his diaper up, and then we cleaned up the toys.
16:47If we're going to keep him, I need help.
16:49Wait, no.
16:49You talk about needing help.
16:51We're going to need help.
16:52Well, this is just the calm before the storm.
16:54When things take off with Brooke and they take off with Nick, this is the one that's going to suffer.
16:58We've got to take care of the kids that we have.
17:01I've bonded with him.
17:02It's like my child.
17:03I mean, I've spent so many hours with him.
17:05I've watched him, and I've watched him learn.
17:07I mean, it's tough because we're falling in love with him.
17:08He's part of the family, but he really needs a family that can focus on him.
17:12So you're saying that we should give him back?
17:14Yes.
17:15I think we really, really should find a better home for him.
17:18We have other animals and dogs that need care, too.
17:21And Harry's taking her both.
17:23Yeah, you haven't really been even keeping an eye on the birds or anything since Harry's been there.
17:28You've been neglecting the turtles and the dogs.
17:30I know.
17:31It's not really fair.
17:34It's just not working out.
17:36I feel so bad.
17:38Well, don't feel bad.
17:39Just look at it as, you know, we tried really hard, and he had a great vacation,
17:42and he got to know the greatest wrestler of all time.
17:50Hello?
17:50Connie, this is Linda Hogan.
17:52How are you?
17:53Oh, hey, that's all fine.
17:54How are you doing?
17:55Actually, I'm not really doing that great, to be honest with you,
17:58because I don't think I can keep him.
18:00Really?
18:01If this was 10 years ago, and I was still kind of in the mommy thing,
18:05it probably would have gone a lot smoother.
18:07But I really want to do the best thing for Harry.
18:10Oh, no problem.
18:10Thank you for giving it your best shot.
18:12Thank you so much for everything, and we love Harry.
18:15All right.
18:16Take care.
18:16Bye.
18:16Bye.
18:16Bye.
18:16Bye.
18:16Bye.
18:16Bye.
18:16Bye.
18:17Bye.
18:17I'm sorry.
18:25Oh, you have nothing to be sorry for.
18:27He tried so hard.
18:29Oh, I know.
18:29I just feel so bad.
18:30We're not working out for you.
18:31That's what.
18:32And we appreciate that you see that it's not good for him.
18:35We miss you, and we're going to come see you, okay?
18:37Oh, you guys are awesome.
18:38Bye.
18:38We've got to get on the road.
18:39We've got a little ways to travel.
18:40Thank you guys.
18:41Thank you again.
18:42Thank you so much.
18:43Bye.
18:45Bye-bye, Harry.
18:50Well, can we go get our dogs now?
18:52Oh, yeah.
18:52I guess.
18:53Oh, yeah!
18:54Stop it!
18:55It's cooking!
18:55You can't tell me the monkey is better than having our dogs back.
19:23Yeah, but I missed having a baby in the house and that was nice.
19:27We can always go up in our tree hut and monkey around.
19:30Oh!
19:31Hoo hoo hoo.
19:53Yeah, I'm so sorry.
20:00I'm so sorry.
20:02I'm so sorry.
20:04Oh
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