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00:01Yo, Hogans! Let's go!
00:05Come on, Brooke!
00:10Yo, Nick! Move it!
00:15Linda! Let's do this thing!
00:18Brooke, I know she could be great!
00:19Hulk? You there, Hulk?
00:21There is Hulk!
00:23Where is everybody?
00:24Hogan Knows Best!
00:34So, honey, do you have underwear on?
00:37Does it look like I got underwear on?
00:38I don't either, though! I forgot to put them on this morning!
00:40Get some snacks! Put some underwear on!
00:42You put them on for me!
00:43Here's some!
00:44You can wear these, honey! Where are you?
00:50I'll wear that! You wear these!
00:51That works for me! Come on!
00:54Oh, my God!
00:57I'm too tired!
01:03I think I broke my nose on your pelvis!
01:06Alright, I could!
01:07Babe!
01:09I'm just so tired all the time!
01:10I've got to start getting some more energy somehow!
01:17Ew!
01:18That's it!
01:20I've got to make a change!
01:21I've got to get healthy!
01:22Do you have any idea what it's like to feel fat and over 40 and be married to Hulk Hogan?
01:28If you put yourself and your health as a top priority, everything else in your life will be easier!
01:33How?
01:34I don't know, but figure it out!
01:35Between the cookies and the bologna and the whipped cream and the marshmallows and the butterfingers and the muffins and the wine and the champagne and the mayonnaise and the chocolate, no wonder you can't stay on a diet!
01:48Alright, I have a few cookbooks or some diet books!
01:50I don't know, I'll look up here and see what I've got!
01:55Lose 10 pounds in 30 days!
01:57That's not fast enough!
01:58I need to lose 30 pounds in 10 days!
01:59What about this?
02:00The Bible Cure for weight loss and muscle gain!
02:03That's what we need!
02:04Ancient Truths, Natural Remedies and the latest findings!
02:07You need to train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins and everything will be cool!
02:11The deal is, while you've been eating cheese sandwiches with butter and chocolate on them, I've put down 40 grams of protein!
02:19Cottage cheese!
02:20One carbohydrate!
02:21Honey!
02:22Walnuts!
02:23Two grams of fat!
02:24Y'all might as well be talking to the wall instead of talking to you!
02:26Because you don't even listen!
02:27Go ahead and try all your magic potions and read all your books!
02:30You guys are all going to find out that the only way is the Hogan way!
02:34And the god of wrestling also is the god of nutrition, brother!
02:37And big arms mean big paychecks!
02:39Dumbbell curls and good looking girls for you!
02:42Just remember, there's some cheese on the taco and there's nothing you can do about it!
02:45Don't eat the cheese!
02:46Guy, what is it like to be all-knowing?
02:55This is Dr. Garko!
02:56Hi, Dr. Garko!
02:57My name is Linda Balea!
02:58I know that you have a show on the radio!
03:00I wanted to just get a hold of you and just see if maybe I could talk to you about your services!
03:04What did you have in mind, Linda?
03:05We're just kind of burned out and it seemed like you had an idea of how to harness the whole mind, body, spirit!
03:11Okay, let's set up some sessions to talk about what you believe your needs are!
03:17Sounds excellent!
03:18Thank you!
03:19Bye-bye!
03:20We're in!
03:21We're all going to be healthy!
03:22Even you!
03:23Dr. Garko's here!
03:24Hide the candy!
03:25Hello!
03:26How are you?
03:27Come on in!
03:28Nice to meet you!
03:29Thank you for coming to help!
03:30I think, you know, I'd like to meet the children.
03:44I'd like to meet Terry if they're home.
03:45Yeah, Terry!
03:46Nick!
03:47Brooke, come on!
03:48I want to introduce you to somebody!
03:49The doctor in the house!
03:50What's up, Doc?
03:51How are you doing?
03:52Terry!
03:53Nice to meet you!
03:54Who's sick?
03:55Nobody's sick!
03:56He's going to tell us a little bit about what he's going to help us with, because I think
04:03that our diets could be better, I think our workouts could be better, and I think...
04:07I've got to sit down for this!
04:08How we all like this!
04:09I can't wait to hear this!
04:10There's nutrition for your body, there's nutrition for your mind, and there's nutrition
04:15for your spirit.
04:16And it's not just having a good diet.
04:19It's not just going to the gym.
04:21We'll look at a number of possible alternatives here.
04:24Meditation, yoga...
04:26It's kind of like we're trading shopping at the mall every day for meditation.
04:29Maybe.
04:30That might work.
04:31I like that.
04:32I like that a lot.
04:33Doc, how long have you been practicing health and nutrition?
04:36I'm trained as a social scientist, I have my PhD, and I'm working on my doctor of naturopathy
04:40degree, and I'm really, for the most part, self-taught.
04:43For me to have a stranger come into my house, interrupt my lifestyle, and tell me how to live,
04:50I need to have some confidence level.
04:52I mean, how does he live?
04:54What's in his refrigerator?
04:55You know, what type of bed does he sleep in?
04:57You want to go over to his house?
04:59This guy's going to tell me how to live, and I don't know anything about how he lives.
05:02Well, I think I need it.
05:05I was just talking to Terry, and I'm so sorry.
05:07He was a little harsh.
05:08Maybe a little envious that I'm going to someone else for advice as opposed to him.
05:12That's all right.
05:13You know, that's okay.
05:14Let's look in the fridge and see what we got.
05:17Okay.
05:18Yikes!
05:19Poison.
05:20Toxic dump.
05:21We need to destroy this.
05:22All right, what do we got here?
05:23Oh, processed cheese!
05:26That's brand new cheese.
05:27Goodbye.
05:28See ya.
05:29Goodbye.
05:30Damn!
05:31No, I've got to go.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33Terry's not going to have anything to eat.
05:34Do you love your husband?
05:35Yeah.
05:36Then why are you poisoning him?
05:37It's hot dog.
05:38You're scaring me the way you're saying poison.
05:39It's poison.
05:40It is poison.
05:41Do you want to eat red meat?
05:42Terry loves it.
05:43Does he eat a lot of it?
05:44Yeah.
05:45Is he going to have a heart attack or something?
05:46Well, red meat is high in saturated fat.
05:48Your arteries are going to get hard, and other things get soft.
05:51You know what I mean.
05:53Now, what we need to do is we need to go shopping.
05:55So, I want to go shopping with you, and I want to see how you shop.
05:59He's way full of it.
06:00I'll just eat healthy and diet how I want to, and let my mom fall into the trap.
06:04And when she's unhappy in the day from eating s**t, be my guest.
06:12Let me tell you, Linda, death begins in the colon.
06:15And all these terrible foods eventually take a toll on the colon.
06:20We got some organic carrots.
06:22Carrots?
06:23I can do carrots.
06:24They don't have spinach.
06:25I was looking for spinach.
06:26Ew.
06:27Goat milk?
06:28You want to try it?
06:29No.
06:30Hey, I want to go on the feel-good chocolate diet.
06:32What is it?
06:33Feel-good chocolate diet.
06:34Knock yourself out.
06:37They got tofu, turkey, tofurkey.
06:41Looks like something cocoa left behind.
06:43What is all that grass growing in there?
06:45You can buy sod for your lawn while you're in here, too?
06:48Coffee grass.
06:49Can you juice some for us?
06:50No.
06:51All right.
06:52Let's do that.
06:53Oh, thank you.
06:54Dude, where did the food go?
06:58Dude!
06:59You threw away my cookies.
07:04I just brought back home the bacon.
07:06You love crispy bacon, don't you?
07:08Right.
07:09Why?
07:10Oh, really?
07:11How long has that been in the bag?
07:12I guess since a couple hours ago.
07:14Still cold?
07:15Yeah.
07:16Put it back in the fridge.
07:18I guess you'll have to explain to me what he's doing before he's just throwing my shit
07:23away.
07:24I just bought this stuff.
07:26This is the type of food that keeps you going.
07:29I want to be able to wear a pair of, like, Hooters Girl shorts and run down the beach with nothing.
07:34Dude, this is what drives little girls to bully me.
07:38Uh-oh.
07:39It's wrong.
07:40Hello?
07:41The guru threw away my Diet Coke with wine that goes to my Captain Morgan.
07:44I put it back in the refrigerator and the bread.
07:46Cheese that I bought to put it back in the refrigerator.
07:49He's putting all the bad stuff back.
07:51That's his choice.
07:52No doubt that's my choice.
07:56He said I need to lose 30 pounds.
07:58Agreed.
07:59You agree?
08:00I agree.
08:01Strongly.
08:02Possibly 40.
08:03Hey, what does the guru say that Brooke should weigh?
08:05She needs to lose 30 pounds also.
08:07She needs to lose 30 pounds, too.
08:09How do you figure, though?
08:10You may need to lose 30 pounds, but Brooke certainly doesn't.
08:13She's probably like 21% body fat.
08:16Speak for yourself.
08:22He says I need to lose 30 pounds.
08:24You know what I'd look like if I lost 30 pounds?
08:25Look at the guy that's telling you to lose weight.
08:27Look how he looks.
08:28He looks like frickin' Sophie Roy.
08:31I hope you're ready.
08:32We have some really interesting goodies.
08:35Let me try some of this.
08:36What's up?
08:37Some wheatgrass.
08:38Smells like the lawnmower grass.
08:41Oh, there's no way I'm trying that.
08:43Smells lemony, actually.
08:44It's sweet.
08:45It's sweet.
08:46It's wonderful.
08:47You know it sucks, Mom.
08:48Just fess up, okay?
08:49Oh, what smells?
08:50It's the tofu.
08:51Oh, my God.
08:52They're better than the hot dogs.
08:53Look how fat I am.
08:54Every once in a while, you can commit a little nutritional sin.
08:56These kind of remind me of, like, hibble that you give dogs.
08:58Have fun with your sausage.
08:59This is actually really good.
09:00It's good.
09:01You guys will be having the squirts tonight.
09:02I can tell you right now.
09:03Dr. Garko puts the ass in wheatgrass.
09:04Tofu dogs had your brawny brought in here yesterday.
09:05It tastes pretty good.
09:06I am not buying into this guru thing.
09:07I'm gonna put a little bit of mayo in my tuna and not worry if I'm gonna die or not.
09:11I just looked in the mirror this morning.
09:15I need 30 pounds off.
09:16Now.
09:17I need to shed about 150 pounds off.
09:18Now.
09:19I need to shed about 150 pounds off.
09:20I'm gonna put a little bit of mayo in my tuna and not worry if I'm gonna die or not.
09:25I just looked in the mirror this morning.
09:28I need 30 pounds off.
09:29Now.
09:30I need to shed about 150 pounds of guru.
09:33Somebody's at the door.
09:35You go get it.
09:36You go get it.
09:37I'm gonna go get it.
09:38Go get it.
09:41Hey!
09:42Terry made an interesting comment yesterday.
09:44He said, you bring this guy into my house.
09:46Tell me about me.
09:47And, you know, my goal is to try to bring you all together.
09:50So, we're gonna try something even a little different now.
09:53The environment in which people live has a huge impact on how they feel,
09:59how they think, and even how they act.
10:01Now.
10:02I'm not an expert in this.
10:03But, my friend Billy, she is.
10:05And, Billy will be here this afternoon.
10:07Cool.
10:08Good boy.
10:09She's here.
10:10Hello.
10:11Come on in.
10:12Well, hello.
10:13How are you?
10:14Hello.
10:15Hi.
10:16Uh-oh.
10:17Who's this?
10:18This is my family.
10:19My husband Terry.
10:20Hi, Mr. Hogan.
10:21How are you doing?
10:22Good to see you.
10:23Good to see you.
10:24Yes.
10:25What's going on?
10:26We're gonna do the Chi adjustment.
10:27It's called feeding the hungry ghost.
10:28Feeding the hungry ghost.
10:29Feeding the hungry ghost.
10:30So, the hungry ghost can go away and then there will be peace and harmony.
10:33Okay.
10:34How did they start calling it a hungry ghost?
10:35How did that come to be?
10:36Well, it's better to say hungry ghost than exorcism.
10:37Okay.
10:38Does somebody say exorcism?
10:39I would encourage you, each of you, to participate.
10:41Each of you.
10:42Terry.
10:43So, we brought with us some tools of the trade.
10:46We have some old-fashioned Uncle Ben's rice.
10:48Here we go.
10:49Now, this is crazy.
10:50With the real alcohol?
10:51Grain alcohol?
10:52One hundred percent.
10:53This is strong stuff.
10:54So, the hungry ghost can go away and then there will be peace and harmony.
10:56Okay.
10:57How did they start calling it a hungry ghost?
10:58How did that come to be?
10:59Well, it's better to say hungry ghost than exorcism.
11:00Okay.
11:01Does somebody say exorcism?
11:02I would encourage you, each of you, to participate.
11:03Each of you, Terry.
11:04So, we brought with us some tools of the trade.
11:06We have some old-fashioned Uncle Ben's rice.
11:08This is strong stuff here.
11:10Mmm.
11:11Right now, I have to bless the ingredients.
11:13Gathe, Gathe, Paragathe, Parasamgathe, Bodhiswaha.
11:18Gathe, Gathe, Paragathe, Parasamgathe, Bodhiswaha.
11:27All right.
11:28Let's go feed the hungry ghost.
11:30Omani Padmihan.
11:31Omani Padmihan.
11:32Omani Padmihan.
11:33Omani Padmihan.
11:34Omani Padmihan.
11:35Omani Padmihan.
11:36First off, you want to feed the bad ghost.
11:38So, just take a small handful, like this.
11:42Omani Padmihan.
11:43Omani Padmihan.
11:45Omani Padmihan.
11:46Omani Padmihan.
11:47Omani Padmihan.
11:48What's that?
11:49This is a little weird.
11:51This is kind of a lot weird.
11:53Omani Padmihan.
11:57Omani Padmihan.
11:58Omani Padmihan.
11:59Omani Padmihan.
12:00Something tragic happened here
12:03Something tragic happened here?
12:05Yeah, something happened over here
12:06There's so many tears
12:08Oh, Manny Pony Han
12:10Oh, Manny Pony Han
12:11I'm crying, man
12:12Oh, Manny Pony Han
12:13You okay?
12:17Yes
12:17Something happened over here
12:20I had to hold on
12:22Oh, Maki Taki Tupac
12:24Oh, Maki Taki Tupac
12:25Oh, Maki Paki X-Tak
12:27Come on
12:28That lady's nuts
12:32Honey?
12:41Mba Gumbaga
12:42I'm Gawa
12:43Kunga Manga
12:44What's happening
12:45Is he's feeling the change
12:47The shift
12:47He's feeling the change?
12:49Yeah, he's feeling the change
12:50That's a meat graph for you
12:57Hey, Terry
12:58We're going to go down to your gym, okay?
13:00The gym?
13:01Thank you, Terry
13:02I don't want a hex in my gym
13:04That's all I need
13:05It's a bunch of bad spurts
13:07To drop the weights on my toe or something
13:08Oh, my
13:10Arguing door
13:11What?
13:12Arguing door
13:12Arguing door?
13:13Arguing door
13:14It doesn't want to open all the way
13:15A lot of emotion in here
13:17Mirrors are like water
13:18Oh
13:19It's like a lot of stuff
13:21Hey, you guys
13:21Don't be hexing my gym
13:22You have a couple
13:24Bad things in here
13:25I could give a
13:26I don't want you in my gym
13:26You have an arguing door
13:27An arguing door?
13:29You've got an arguing husband
13:29Get out of my gym
13:30See?
13:32Let's go
13:32See?
13:34All right, you guys
13:34Don't hex my gym
13:35That door doesn't open all the way
13:36That's not good
13:38I think we should sell the house tomorrow
13:39We don't
13:42We don't
13:43See?
13:44We don't want to upset him
13:45He's the master of the household
13:47That's right
13:47Scram, cookie, get out of here
13:49You're with him
13:49All right, enough of his gym
13:50Silver above 12
13:58That witch doctor must have put a hex on my stocks and bonds
14:01Because they're in the toilet
14:02Where's those crackers?
14:08I don't know
14:09I'm thinking about doing the chocolate thing right now
14:10I wasn't going to open one
14:12But it's already open
14:12Oh my God
14:15Smell this
14:17Just smell it
14:19They say if you smell it
14:22Then sometimes you don't really want to eat it
14:24But I'm really wanting to eat it
14:26Hey, how are ya?
14:28How did it go yesterday with Billy?
14:30She performed an exorcism on our property
14:33So this was a little out there in the ether for ya?
14:35That one was definitely not for us
14:37As I told you from the beginning
14:38I'll never force you to do anything
14:40But what I thought we would go for today
14:42Uh, colon hydrotherapy is
14:46Like a jacuzzi that you sit in or something
14:48No, not quite
14:49Water is injected into your colon
14:54To get rid of all the toxins that have built up over the years
14:57Forgive me, but fecal matter
14:59That is encrusted in the colon
15:02And it's very gentle
15:04Have fun guys
15:06Have a good one
15:07And I've had like five or six treatments
15:09And I can tell you
15:10When you walk out of there
15:12It's like
15:12Man
15:13It is unbelievable
15:15Is that that thing that my grandma used to have
15:17Hanging in her shower?
15:18The red bag with the long shoes?
15:19No, that was a douche bag
15:20Oh, okay
15:21You guys have a good day
15:23He's gonna chicken out on us
15:25Come on
15:26I already know my wife's full of poop
15:27I'm out of here
15:29And I'll see you over there
15:30Okay
15:31Bye
15:31That just made my butthole pucker
15:33If we're gonna go check this out
15:35We need to make a decision
15:36Whether we're gonna carry on
15:37This train of thought or not
15:38Because now it's starting to get really weird
15:40After today, we'll decide, okay?
15:41All right, Nick
15:42Get your jacket and your Vaseline
15:43We're going
15:44Hello there
15:49Hi, we're here for the colon hydrotherapy
15:51Why don't you tell them
15:53In real simple terms
15:54How does it work?
15:55We have a small speculum
15:56And we have a larger speculum
15:58And we are gonna insert the speculum into the rectum
16:01And we put a little water in
16:02And we let it go out
16:03And do that over about a 45-minute period
16:05And I usually start people on the side
16:07And we turn them on the back
16:08I usually rub the tummy
16:10And occasionally actually have them turn the other way towards me as well
16:13Just depending on what we're seeing and what's going on
16:16Is there any pain or discomfort associated with that?
16:19Actually, I use a little nummy gel
16:21I check out your channel to make sure what size you are
16:23Okay, that's enough
16:25Thank you anyway
16:27I don't want a numb butthole
16:29I don't want anything shoved up it
16:31I don't want water forced through it
16:33And I don't want anything coming out that's not supposed to come out
16:35So I'm sorry
16:36But I'm like about to puke right now
16:38So sorry
16:39Bye
16:39I'm out
16:40Let's take a look at this
16:42Come on
16:43And a colon hydrotherapist can look at what's coming out of your body
16:47And can tell you what your diet is
16:50I'll do it
16:50You guys get out of here
16:51I'll see you later, okay?
16:53You guys be good
16:54Bye
16:54We'll be back to get you
16:55See ya
16:55All right
16:58You watch
16:59She's going to love it
17:00She's getting her butt done
17:02She's actually just going to sway by the wind
17:04Just because two people think she should do it
17:06She thinks she should do it
17:08Wait till that first big piece of plastic hits her in the rear
17:14She'd be yelping like
17:15Nah, you don't even feel it
17:17You don't even feel it
17:18I'm like, hell you don't
17:18She puts dummy stuff on your butt
17:20She's in there
17:22She's in
17:23Leave her be
17:23I'm not going to leave her be
17:25Come on
17:26Hey
17:26You're going to get swayed by some person's opinion?
17:33Let's make Dr. Garko do it then
17:34Come on
17:34You go first and then I'll go second, okay?
17:36I just have to see somebody else come out on a heart
17:39All right
17:39Come on
17:40He said he'd do it
17:41You go first and I'll do it second, okay?
17:43All right
17:43He's going to go first
17:44Thank you
17:48Okay
17:48Come here
17:50Hey
17:54He's in there doing it
17:56I told him I beat you when he got out
17:58Leave him in there
17:59Leave him in there
18:00Come on
18:00Hurry
18:03That's pretty funny
18:03Before he comes out
18:04You guys are worse than a bunch of wrestlers
18:06Okay, Linda
18:09You're next
18:11Come on
18:13Where'd they go?
18:16Her daughter
18:17Took her and said
18:18Here's Alan
18:19Aw
18:20What a bunch of crazy people
18:23Hello
18:26This is Doc
18:27Is Linda there?
18:28Oh man, you sound like you're all pooped out, man
18:31No, I'm not pooped out, man
18:33I feel great
18:35Where's Linda?
18:36Wait a minute, hold on
18:37Hold on
18:37No, I know
18:38He's a doctor
18:39I'm so sorry they pulled me out of there
18:40I swore
18:41I swore
18:42You promised me
18:44I had good intentions
18:45No, no, no, no
18:46Tell Brooke to go take a nap
18:49You need to come back here and do this
18:51You'll love it
18:51I'm telling you
18:52I'm sorry
18:53I didn't mean to leave you like holding the bag
18:55Come on back
18:56No chance, Doc
18:58All right
18:58I'll talk to you
18:59Bye-bye
19:00Bye
19:01That's it
19:03So much for Doc
19:04All right
19:04Back to the train of prayers and vitamins
19:06Hogan style
19:07Sweet
19:08Ah
19:09We'll be right back
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