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00:00It's getting close to your dad's birthday.
00:03What are we going to get him?
00:04The family arranges a surprise trip for my birthday.
00:07What are we doing?
00:07What do you think we're doing?
00:08I think you're heading towards that boat over there.
00:10What did I tell you about Titanic and the Poseidon Adventure?
00:13But it's more fun for them than for me.
00:15Hey, talk to my daughter.
00:19It's a sea of people out there.
00:21And they all see me.
00:23Can they help turn this rough ride into smooth sailing on the high seas?
00:26When you hook up with these girls, how much making out goes on?
00:29From the head up, or is it from the chest up?
00:31No waist down?
00:32You know?
00:33We're here to celebrate my father, Hulk Hogan's 53rd birthday.
00:38Let's hear a round of applause.
00:38Hey, Nick.
00:39I'm going to kill you.
00:44Yo.
00:44Uh-uh.
00:45Hold on.
00:46Yo, Wenda.
00:47Did you call the kids?
00:50Nick.
00:51Mom.
00:52We're on you.
00:53Come on.
00:53We're on you.
00:54We're on you.
00:54We're on you.
00:55We're on you.
00:55We're on you.
00:55We're on you.
00:55We're on you.
00:56We're on you.
00:57We're on you.
00:58We're on you.
00:58We're on you.
00:59Where is everybody?
01:09Hogan Knows Best.
01:15Don't crack your knuckles.
01:18Don't crack your knuckles.
01:20You're going to get arthritis like me.
01:21You should know that whenever you tell a kid not to do something, they're going to do it.
01:24It's getting close to your dad's birthday.
01:26What are we going to get him?
01:27I mean, what do you do?
01:28Go get him some more t-shirts?
01:30He has everything.
01:31He wants a new boat.
01:33We'll get him a new boat.
01:34Why don't we get him something made?
01:35Like, why don't we do something cool to his car?
01:38Oh, I wish he would just sell that thing.
01:39Please don't enhance it, okay?
01:41But truthfully, I mean, we really need to do something different for him.
01:43How old is he going to be?
01:4453?
01:45What if we take him somewhere?
01:46We're like, what if we go away for the weekend?
01:49We'll take him back to Hawaii.
01:50But the only problem that I can see with that is that from Miami to L.A., L.A. to Hawaii, it's like a 10 and a half hour flight.
01:57We only have like maybe four days that we could do it in, so it has to be somewhere close.
02:01But we're in the cruise capital of the world.
02:02It's like being on a hotel on the water.
02:04I love it.
02:05I don't think he's going to want to do that, though.
02:07There's pools, there's shows, there's lots of women for Nick.
02:11Lots of girls.
02:12Sweet.
02:13Deal.
02:15You know your birthday's coming up.
02:17Oh, really?
02:18Mm-hmm.
02:19We already made plans for you.
02:21What is it?
02:21It involves the sun.
02:23Lots of water.
02:24You'll need to have a bathing suit.
02:25Okay.
02:26And some sunscreen.
02:28Okay.
02:28And flip-flops.
02:30Where are we going?
02:31I can't tell you.
02:32You can't tell me.
02:33It's a surprise.
02:34You'll love it.
02:35I hate surprises.
02:36You'll love it.
02:37You're going to have a great birthday.
02:38That's all I know.
02:39It's going to be fun.
02:44Baby, turn that off now.
02:46We're going.
02:47Come on.
02:48We have to go.
02:49Give me the red one.
02:49It's too heavy.
02:54What are we doing?
02:56What do you think we're doing?
02:57What do you think?
02:57I think you're headed towards that boat over there.
02:59Yeah.
03:00What did I tell you about Titanic and the Poseidon Adventure?
03:02Try it.
03:03But you'll like it.
03:04You know it's hurricane season right now?
03:06You're going to be fine.
03:08How long has this boat gone for?
03:10A week.
03:11How far out of the ocean does it go?
03:13All the way down to Jamaica.
03:14What?
03:15We go past the Grand Cayman Islands.
03:17You're going that far out of the ocean?
03:18Daddy, you'll have fun.
03:19Are you going to go for it?
03:20Do I have any choice?
03:21Have fun.
03:21It's your birthday, honey.
03:22Let's have a good vacation.
03:25Come on, we're bored.
03:26Oh, my God.
03:27Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
03:38In about 10 minutes' time, there'll be a light boat drill for all guests.
03:41You know why we're having this drill?
03:42Because there is a possibility that this boat could sink.
03:45That whistle's going to help you out with that great wike.
03:55It's ripping your second leg.
03:58Box.
03:59Place a light jacket over your head.
04:04I'm glad we're here.
04:06This is awesome.
04:07I feel like I got the neck brace on after The Undertaker spiked me on the concrete in Detroit
04:11in 74.
04:13Ladies and gentlemen, this is the signal that the light boat drill is now over.
04:16Woo-hoo!
04:21You know what, folks?
04:22We're not telling you what you have to do.
04:23You can do whatever you want to do.
04:25It is official.
04:26You're a beautiful cruise ship for the next five.
04:29You're a fun-filled days.
04:42We're here, huh?
04:43I'll talk to my daughters, you're all right?
04:45We're here, huh?
04:46What'd you say?
04:46We've heard of with you.
04:50Oh, come on.
04:51Do it once for us.
04:54Let me tell you something, brother.
04:58What's up, brother?
04:58What vitamins, can I?
04:59It looks like it, man.
05:02Want to go?
05:03Yeah.
05:05Okay.
05:08It's a sea of people out there.
05:11And they all see me.
05:13That was worse than I expected.
05:14Every person is honest, like, white on rice.
05:18This is brutal.
05:19They get me, like, caged in and I can't go nowhere.
05:21Why can't they just calm down a little bit?
05:22Because you're Hulk Hogan.
05:24I'm Hulk Hoagie.
05:35What's up, guys?
05:36I don't know everybody.
05:37I'm Terry.
05:38I'm Alex.
05:38And this is Nick.
05:40My wife, Linda.
05:41And Brooke.
05:41This is my wife, Tricia.
05:43Hi, Tricia.
05:43My mother, Miss Mella.
05:45Hi, Alex.
05:46Hi, Alex.
05:47Hi, Alex.
05:47Hi, Alex.
05:48Where are you guys from?
05:51Colorado.
05:52Colorado.
05:52What part?
05:54Denver.
05:55One down.
05:56Nick and the girls, here, take a picture.
06:07Ready?
06:09One, two, three.
06:12You guys look so cute together.
06:14You guys look like a cute little couple.
06:19Thanks for putting up with us.
06:24All right, I'll find you.
06:25Cool.
06:27Thanks so much, guys.
06:28Have a good one.
06:28Bye.
06:29Hey, what's up, man?
06:30Come here.
06:32That's a pretty good move, man, getting into the whole family just to talk to the daughter.
06:35That's pretty sweet.
06:36Like that?
06:36Yeah.
06:37That's awesome, man.
06:38Pretty cool.
06:38You learned well.
06:40Let's roll.
06:42You know what?
06:42I want to go out tonight.
06:43You want to go out tonight?
06:45Yeah, I want to go dancing and stuff tonight.
06:46Well, Nick, what are you doing?
06:49Same thing.
06:49All right, Nick's coming out with us.
06:51I'll run into you guys.
06:52You're staying with us tonight.
06:53No.
06:53We haven't seen you since we got on this ship.
06:55No, I'm hanging out with Jordan tonight.
06:56I'm sorry?
06:57Who's Jordan?
06:58The girl.
06:59Okay.
07:00That's cool.
07:09What's going on?
07:11What's up?
07:11This room?
07:13That's not fair.
07:15There's four girls against two guys.
07:18Okay, who's supposed to be with who?
07:20All three of us are just.
07:21Oh, hey, hey, hey.
07:22You guys be careful.
07:24Hey, is it hot in there?
07:25Hey, you know.
07:26It's warm.
07:27You're not supposed to stay in there longer in 20 minutes or you'll shrink up.
07:31All right, you guys, be careful in there.
07:33You got your room key?
07:34Yeah.
07:36Hey, what's my turn to you?
07:38Three?
07:39Two.
07:39Two, three?
07:40Two.
07:42Two, 30?
07:43Two.
07:44All right.
07:44Welcome to one of my favorite events being the newlywed, not so newlywed again.
07:50It's you, sir, the rather large man.
07:54Whoopi has never been the same since you did it rare.
07:58Oh, my gosh.
08:02Hogan knows best.
08:03Are you starting to have a good time?
08:14Yeah, I'm cool.
08:15You just have to get really into the people just taking pictures and autographs and nonstop.
08:19Okay, but look at it.
08:20They're all minding their own business now.
08:24Baby, where's Nick?
08:25I haven't seen him.
08:26What do you think he's up to?
08:28Playing with girls.
08:29You take me out of Miami.
08:31You can't take the Miami out of me.
08:33You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:34You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:35You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:36You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:37You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:38You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:39You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:40You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:41You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:42You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:43You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:44You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:45You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:46You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:47You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:48You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:49You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:50You can't take the Miami out of Miami.
08:51Now, this is living.
09:11Wow, there's so much stuff on the ship.
09:14Oh, my gosh.
09:15Men's hairy chest contest.
09:17You can win that if you didn't shave down.
09:18Newlywed, not-so-newlywed game.
09:22Yeah.
09:23Can we do that, please?
09:24Can we try it, please?
09:26Please, please, please, please.
09:27What's that all about?
09:28Yeah, well, you really know me.
09:30Or don't know me.
09:31Yeah, I'll go for that.
09:33Good.
09:33I'm going to go hunt Nick Brown.
09:35All right.
09:362.30.
09:382.30?
09:39Yep.
09:43Where you been hiding at?
09:44I've been running around.
09:45What's upstairs?
09:47Oh, that's the topless area.
09:48Nick's office?
09:49One.
09:50Old-timer?
09:51Yeah.
09:52Mom's about to be in the boat.
09:53All right, cool.
09:55Hey, you.
09:56Your dad went back to the room.
09:58He went looking for you.
09:58Did you run into him?
09:59Yes, I did.
10:00All right, well, listen.
10:01Your dad's bored.
10:02He's just, like, lost.
10:04And I want you to spend a little more time with him, okay?
10:06Instead of gallivanting around on your own.
10:07You need to go stick with your dad and go do some stuff.
10:10Well, you need to, too.
10:11I know.
10:11Well, starting at 2.30, we're going to go to this thing called Not-So-Newlywed Game.
10:15You're coming.
10:21Welcome to one of my favorite events being the Newlywed, Not-So-Newlywed Game.
10:25Now, today we're going to get some couples and bring them up here on the stage and have a bit of fun with them.
10:29All right, we got Ramon and Denise right here, our newlywed couple today.
10:33That is Gene and Sam right there.
10:35They have been married 57 years.
10:38Let's give a nice round of applause.
10:39Ladies, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to get a couple here kind of in between.
10:42Because obviously we've got newlyweds here, the opposite end of the spectrum here.
10:46So if you are a married couple, I'd like you to just raise your hand.
10:49It's you, sir, the rather large man.
10:54Let's go.
11:00Right here, ladies and gentlemen, married 22, wonderful years.
11:03We have Linda and Hulk Hogan.
11:05Let's go.
11:08And while we're doing this game, I'm going to ask a series of questions.
11:11Now put down the first thing that comes to mind.
11:13Here we go with our first question.
11:15How was last night for you?
11:16Was it 4th of July fireworks?
11:19Thanksgiving Day, sleeping next to a turkey?
11:21Or Memorial Day, honoring the dead?
11:25We have our newlywed couple, 4th of July fireworks.
11:30It's all a blur to me.
11:33Thanksgiving Day, sleeping next to a turkey?
11:404th of July fireworks!
11:45Whoopi has never been the same since you did it where?
11:49Oh my God.
11:50On the airplane.
11:52Hmm.
11:52What?
11:55Whoopi's never been the same since you did it at the Sheraton in Santa Monica?
11:59Oh, look at the smile on her face.
12:03That's great.
12:04Okay.
12:05Right over here, we have our newlywed couple today.
12:07And they got 6 out of 10, correct?
12:09Linda and Mr. Hogan right here.
12:1222 wonderful years of marriage.
12:144 out of 10, correct?
12:17Over here, ladies and gentlemen, we have Jean and Sam.
12:20They got 7 out of 10, correct.
12:33Let's go check the gym out, man.
12:36Let's see what's shaking.
12:37Bacon.
12:38You know where it's at?
12:39Yeah.
12:39So what was the deal last night with those girls in the hot tub?
12:47Which ones did you like?
12:48Just the one next to me.
12:50It's kind of freaks me out how quick you go from saying hello, and then the next thing
12:54you know, you get your arm around them and you're macking on them like in about 5 minutes.
12:58What do you say to them?
12:59One of the lines is a polar bear line.
13:01What's the polar bear line?
13:02Say, you know how much a polar bear weighs?
13:04No.
13:05Enough to break the ice.
13:06I am Nick.
13:07Cheezy.
13:09You can be that cheesy, and it's that easy.
13:12What kind of lines would you use?
13:13Back in the Diz-A.
13:15Hey, how'd you like to come up to my room, get naked, and wear my title belt?
13:19That's a good one.
13:20I like that.
13:21You've got to be doing something physical, because those are real generic lines.
13:24I think the physical part is right here.
13:27How could you not want to hang out with this all night?
13:30And my personality.
13:31It's kind of funny.
13:32I don't know.
13:33It's just what I hear, though.
13:34Let me ask you this question.
13:37When you hook up with these girls, like last night, first time you met the girl, take
13:41her in the jacuzzi, put your arm around her, you talk with her, are you making out with
13:44them the first day?
13:46Depends.
13:46How much making out goes on?
13:48Not much.
13:50Is it from the head up, or is it from the chest up, no waist down?
13:54From the chin up.
13:55Chin up?
13:55You can't tell your mother I said this, but I'm really kind of proud of you, man,
14:01because I never had that type of game with these girls.
14:03I keep thinking, you know, like old school, that there's got to be one girlfriend.
14:07It's like this.
14:08It's like going to the cereal aisle and just buying one kind of cereal.
14:12When there's all the different assortments, and you don't have to just buy one, you can
14:17get all kinds of them.
14:18Then there's no commitment.
14:20There's no, you know, paybacks.
14:22There's no end-arounds.
14:23There's no getting caught in a trap.
14:25No jealousy.
14:26It doesn't matter.
14:27It's not like you're locked in, so if they catch you with another girl, it's like, hey,
14:31nothing you can do about it.
14:33Yeah, what would you think if I came home with a Playboy model?
14:35Well, I really couldn't say nothing about anything that I've already done.
14:41So you'd approve?
14:43Yeah, you'd be cool.
14:48Stop.
14:50Don't make me knock you out.
15:00Alex, do you mind if I take your sister and I'll walk her on the ship real quick?
15:03Yeah, I'll walk her.
15:04Okay, cool.
15:05We'll catch up to you in a minute.
15:07Smooth, right?
15:08Smooth.
15:09Yeah, I know, I know.
15:11You don't have to tell me.
15:13I didn't.
15:14I didn't.
15:32I love you, though.
15:34Stop it.
15:35He is an amazing dad.
15:36Happy birthday to you.
15:42Happy birthday to daddy.
15:50Hogan Knows Best.
15:51Hogan Knows Best.
15:55All ashore, let's go on ashore.
16:00Let's go, man.
16:00Let's go do the dolphin thing.
16:01Yeah, let's go meet the dolphin thing.
16:02Let's have some fun.
16:03Jamaica style.
16:04Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
16:06Hi.
16:07Hi.
16:08Dude, I love it here.
16:13This is sick.
16:14One, two, three.
16:17This is where I'm buying my house.
16:20So when you guys are kissing the dolphin, you're going to hold on to your life vest just like
16:25this.
16:25You're going to give the dolphin your cheek and you're going to make a nice smile for the camera.
16:29But remember, when kissing a dolphin, you've got to keep it clean.
16:34Come on in.
16:35The water is great.
16:36Come on, Danny.
16:37Woo!
16:38Look at that, buddy.
16:40Oh, my God.
16:42That was like, very cool.
17:12Mom, it's Dad's birthday.
17:19What are we going to do?
17:20I had a little idea.
17:22Last night when we were going to the elevators, they had like a dinner show.
17:26Yeah.
17:26And we could just take them to a nice dinner show or something like that.
17:29Yeah.
17:29Maybe, you know, they could bring them like a cake or something after.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Brookie, what if we went up on stage and did something for them at the show tonight?
17:37She would be going like this.
17:40You could perform.
17:42What do you think about that idea, though?
17:48I mean, would you go with it if I can pull it off?
17:51Okay.
17:52Don't tell him.
17:53Definitely a surprise, okay?
17:55Are you down with that?
17:57I'm down like a clown.
18:02Yo, yo, yo.
18:03So what are we doing tonight?
18:04What's going on?
18:06We got to go.
18:07Brookie, we got to go.
18:08We'll meet up with you guys later.
18:09Yeah, we're going to meet up.
18:11We got some stuff to do.
18:13Just we're having fun with the kids.
18:15They bail on us.
18:15What's up with that?
18:16Let them go.
18:17Let them have some fun.
18:18There's a show I want to take you to.
18:19It'll be fun.
18:20What kind of show?
18:21They have like a Vegas show.
18:22Dancers and performers.
18:24You'll love it.
18:25Ladies and gentlemen, a very good evening.
18:27And welcome tonight to the Dynasty Lounge.
18:29It's showtime.
18:30And it's another exciting evening here on the fun show.
18:33Now, I actually was also approached by two guests this cruise.
18:36I wanted to do something very special.
18:37So will you do me a favor?
18:38Please give him a nice round of applause as he comes out.
18:41Let's welcome to the stage our co-host here.
18:44That would be Nick Hogan.
18:50What is up, Carnival?
18:55I'm up here tonight because something very special is going on.
18:59We're here to celebrate my father, Hulk Hogan's 53rd birthday.
19:03Come on, let's go.
19:06I want to bring my sister Brooke on to sing happy birthday.
19:09Wow.
19:11Hey, Nick, I'm going to kill you.
19:14He is an amazing dad.
19:15We're just so excited to still have him around and, you know, have him as our dad.
19:19And I just wanted to say happy birthday, dad.
19:21Happy birthday to you.
19:27Happy birthday, dear daddy.
19:33Happy birthday to you.
19:39Yeah.
19:40We love you daddy so much.
19:44That was awesome.
19:46I love you guys.
19:49That was really cool.
19:54Have you ever seen Nick grab a microphone and do that?
19:57Yeah, it was awesome.
19:58That takes a lot of guts to get there to do that.
20:00He's just like his dad.
20:01Was it bad that I said I'm happy to still have him around?
20:04The second that I said that, everybody's like, are they dying?
20:08I didn't think this thing was going to be fun.
20:10But because of you three guys, you made this one of the greatest times of my life.
20:13Thank you guys so much for my birthday.
20:15And for the Hulkamania cruise.
20:16This is awesome.
20:17Happy birthday.
20:17I love you guys.
20:18Thank you so much.
20:19I love you daddy.
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