- 7/24/2025
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00:00This programme contains very strong language from the outset and throughout.
00:30I don't understand. He says we're here. We must be round the back.
00:37Fucking hell. The old man's got no land on.
00:40Turn left up there, we'll go in the front.
00:42No. No, no, no. This is better.
00:44Lee, Lee, where are you going?
00:45You might have staff, Glen. We go and buzz the gates, they won't let us in.
00:48We need to slip in the back doors.
00:50Break in, again, long. We're not...
00:52Calm down, slippy long stockings. Trust me.
00:55Lee, we'll piss him off.
00:59Hey, I can't just... I bet if it would, I can't just...
01:03He just needs to see us, Glen.
01:05See our actual faces and it'll all fall into place.
01:08You can bet your bollocks on them.
01:10Fuck.
01:25Well, fuck my old boots.
01:29He's minted.
01:30Heaven's in the back seat of my Cadillac. Let me take you there.
01:39He's here, Ronald. Let your food up. Elbaz is here.
01:43Mr. Elbaz. Good to see you. We were expecting your father.
01:50Yeah, he's indisposed.
01:53Oh. We have an understanding, me and your dad.
01:58He will.
01:59I'm not my dad.
02:00Sorry?
02:01I've got my own way of doing things.
02:04Oh, right. You want to make your mark on...
02:07Ronald, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
02:10Let's keep it professional.
02:11Who's this?
02:12Ignore Johannes.
02:14He's not here.
02:16Nah.
02:18Boys.
02:19You have my pallets.
02:21A trailer got hitched to our truck.
02:24Did you look?
02:25What?
02:27In the context, did you look?
02:29Well...
02:30Of course not.
02:32Anyway, it'll be with you first thing tomorrow.
02:35Ron, I had freighted you to me six days ago.
02:38I'm sure you can understand that I feel a bit... encumbered.
02:45I'm sure.
02:46Well, you can only apologise.
02:48And that would have been good enough for my dad.
02:51But me...
02:53You see, I feel like I'm, um... due compensation.
02:58Hold your fucking horses.
03:00Buddy!
03:01No, he's banging out of order.
03:03Christ on a pipe.
03:04If anyone's encumbered, it's us.
03:06We held stolen goods, hello?
03:09So you did look?
03:11Maybe I had a little peek.
03:13I fucking care.
03:14No, no!
03:15Look!
03:16We can bung you a bit of cash.
03:17It'll be fine.
03:18We'll cover your...
03:19I'm not sure a cash bung is gonna fix this, Ronald.
03:23We need to keep our hands clean.
03:25I peed.
03:26I just fucking peed.
03:27We'll cover your costs.
03:36Hi, sir.
03:37Hi, it's Glen.
03:38How are you feeling?
03:39Are you ready to smash those targets?
03:40Honestly, I'm thinking, uh...
03:41What, why?
03:42I've shut the shop.
03:43You what?
03:44The audit?
03:45Come on, Glenda.
03:46Get a jog on.
03:47Christ, that's done well.
03:48It's like fucking Bridgetton.
03:50I said no.
03:51The 25 double cheeseburger, 30 fries.
03:52Brother, where's my mayonnaise?
03:53Huh?
03:54Look lively, Glen.
03:55Come on!
03:56Lee, Lee, wait!
03:57Let us cover your costs and we'll move on.
03:59Yeah, I think we're past that point.
04:01Question this.
04:02How do we proceed?
04:03I'll just love the usual, thanks, Pam.
04:04Do excuse my lateness, everyone.
04:08Mr. Elbaz, Kirsty Wallace, CFO.
04:11The, uh, what now?
04:12So, I understand that you're overdue on freight we've been holding.
04:13How would you like to pay?
04:26I'd say, does she know who I am?
04:30Mr. Elbaz, Kirsty Wallace, CFO.
04:35So, I understand that you're overdue on freight we've been holding.
04:40so does she know who i am respectfully if you'd like to address me organ grinder monkey etc
04:47to your question i know who your father is and i know that he built his business
04:51by covering his expenses yeah i'm not my father i know that you're also a very savvy businessman
04:56which is why we have provided an exceptional service for you holding your goods rendering them
05:02untraceable by third parties you also peep then well i'm very thorough yeah and i insist on a
05:08full inventory of course we have held this from the authorities until now
05:18are you threatening me mr elbaz please yes i'm absolutely threatening you yes
05:29so cash card or payment plan
05:31oh shit it's a party
05:38cunts have another batter come on we'll come back another time what you're talking about this is
05:42what we want we're getting easy but he can't turn us away in front of his posh mates can he
05:47are you all right yes i'm pumped tonight wait wait listen you gotta focus you got some questions what
05:53you're going to ask him all right how could he how could he what well like leave us leave mum when
05:59she was you're so she didn't deserve that and we're going to get you some answers all right
06:07what if you reject us again he won't anyway if he does reject you he rejects us both do you understand
06:14me yeah good now captain bird's eyes on the door we're going to walk up there with confidence we're
06:19going to waltz and he says anything we blag it right right right okay so chest out shoulders back
06:25confidence yeah yeah let's have it let's have it
06:32who are you we're here for the party mate yeah we're with the band oh love your cod fillets they're
06:37the bollocks god bless you nice one glenn slick
06:44don campbell you miserable cats come out see us
06:59can i help um is this oh we're doing dream boats and petticoats today for the residents
07:06helps them to remember you know who are you it's me derrick it's claire so who are you here to visit
07:18oh we're um we're looking for don don campbell yes follow me
07:26hello derrick who are you and then if you'd like to engage our services further we'll have you on file
07:37oh we'd have to consider that on a case-by-case basis our books are rather full
07:45is he all right well he's fine he knows what he did right come on johannis let's get out of here
07:54can't have you bleeding out on these fine people's carpet
07:56and you nice day in business with you bus bitch
08:06yeah it's on your folder
08:07let us run over oh oh thank christ well don't thank him ron thank me
08:23well only only joking uh it's all good it's all good you're kidding you could have got us all killed
08:33what he's a powerful man you can't just dish up threats
08:39threats it was pretty whack-a-fucking-doodle-doo and that's coming from me
08:44well i thought yeah i thought well don't fucking think just
08:49toe the line from now on love go back to your filing
08:56okay
09:03yeah this uh this ain't right this is the one place so must be another don campbell date of birth
09:09third of april 1951
09:30actually mr elbas um can i just check your payment details because you're not gonna ask me for a job
09:36then you're better than this place kirsty no i don't think i am am i
09:48who's in your court boss
09:56you should know that he's well it's palliative care
10:06uh
10:11coming in
10:16money there
10:20there's a family room if you'd like a moment
10:28i'll go first
10:36i love that
10:58You fucker.
11:24You've been busy?
11:25He can hear you.
11:27Sorry.
11:29I should have...
11:30I didn't want to interrupt.
11:32Sorry, I thought he was nurse.
11:34Oh, I'm not the nurse, love.
11:35I'm his wife, Cheryl.
11:39It's Lee, isn't it?
11:42Oh, it's all right.
11:44You're with family.
11:47Come here.
11:48Oh, it's all right.
12:06That's Freya and Lily, the grandkids.
12:14Always climbing all over him.
12:16They're gonna love you.
12:19Simon and Matthew, they're your stepbrothers.
12:22They were just young kids when I met your dad,
12:24but he took them on like his own.
12:26He's such a loving father.
12:28There is somewhere I can fetch him.
12:30Nah, you're all right.
12:33I helped Donald find the church.
12:35Donald.
12:36Have you got kids?
12:41Nah.
12:44I'm not really a family man.
12:46Chipped off the old block.
12:47That's what my mum used to say.
12:50Turns out she was wrong about that.
12:58Who are you visiting?
13:00Oh, my dad.
13:02Yeah.
13:05Us two.
13:06Donald talked about you a lot.
13:14He was so proud of you.
13:15Funny way of showing it.
13:17He thought about you every day.
13:19Wanted so badly to get in touch.
13:21Well, why didn't he?
13:24We thought he was dead.
13:25All these years, not one word,
13:28and then only one photo of me and not one of Glenn.
13:32Glenn?
13:33The other one.
13:35What?
13:36You don't...
13:37Why ain't he got no photos of his son?
13:38I had left when we were quite young.
13:48I thought I might feel angry now, but I don't feel anything.
13:59We're here for our stepdad.
14:04Right.
14:05But we've always just thought of him as dad, haven't we?
14:09He's a great man.
14:11You don't have to be blood to be family.
14:13You never said who Glenn's real father was,
14:19but you couldn't stand to be around this reminder.
14:22I don't...
14:23Him, Glenn.
14:24It tormented your dad just to see him.
14:28My mum weren't like that.
14:29I'm guessing Glenn's different to you and your father.
14:34I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Lee,
14:37about your own mother.
14:39What?
14:40That she were unfaithful.
14:43I'm sure she had reasons.
14:45Christ teaches us to love the sinner, hate the sin.
14:49Well, people fuck up.
14:51We don't curse in here.
14:53This is a place of serenity.
14:56So you still see this, Glenn?
14:59You see him?
15:00He's got his trotters up in the family room, my darling.
15:03I presume he don't know either.
15:04No, he doesn't.
15:05I think he should.
15:07Christ teaches us to shine light on darkness.
15:10Well, Christ can do what he fucking likes.
15:12We're not going to tell Glenn it'll kill him.
15:13Right, well, if he's here,
15:16he'll have met his stepbrothers then.
15:18They might well feel inclined to enlighten him.
15:22No.
15:23Oh, but please, come over sometime.
15:26Join us at the church, even.
15:28You'd like it.
15:28Well, your dad did.
15:30He were very friendly with the pastor.
15:32It was pretty chummy with a garlic bread,
15:34I don't know, by the look of him.
15:37Our biological father died years ago.
15:41We were with him at the end, too.
15:45Luckily.
15:47It's important.
15:49Getting to say goodbye.
15:51Goodbye, yeah.
15:52Oh, the old two-step man.
16:09I'm Nancy.
16:11But you can call me whatever you like.
16:13Fucking hell.
16:13Oh, lovely big bubble music.
16:17Oh, he, he, he.
16:18Oh, he, he, he.
16:26Where's Glenn?
16:27Uh, Glenn?
16:29Little bloke.
16:29Could go.
16:30M&S Slacks.
16:31That's the one.
16:31Oh, he went to go and say goodbye to his dad.
16:34Could you?
16:35Who's this?
16:36This is Nancy, but you can call her whatever you like.
16:38Wait, don't we know you?
16:40Yes, I'm the gardener.
16:41No, no, that's not it.
16:42Can't stop.
16:43Got to trim the gardenias.
16:44No.
16:50Don't go in there.
16:51What, why?
16:52He's unresponsive.
16:53It's not good.
16:54No, I have to, Lee.
16:55It's horrific.
16:56And you can't unsee it.
16:58Lee, you don't need to protect me from everything.
17:01No, Glenn.
17:03You know, because sometimes you've just got...
17:07Oh, he's perked right up.
17:10Oh.
17:12Such a relief.
17:13You go on.
17:14I just need a little bit...
17:28Stop.
17:29You can't go in.
17:31Why not?
17:33Because he's...
17:34dead.
17:38Dad.
17:39Go and make yourselves a cup of tea and I'll come and get you when I've tarted him up.
17:43But...
17:46You're the gardener.
17:49We're short-staffed.
17:51Go on.
18:02He's got another family?
18:04Yeah.
18:05Yes.
18:06Yes.
18:07Go and talk to him.
18:08Go on.
18:08In here.
18:08Go on.
18:17Hello, Dad.
18:19Something.
18:21Good to see you.
18:26I suppose I won't be getting my answers after all.
18:29Probably not.
18:30But he loved you, Glenn.
18:34Huh?
18:34At least you know that.
18:36Had it by his bedside the whole time.
18:39Well...
18:39Don't even recognise him, Ling.
18:43Mm-hmm.
18:46I'll give you a minute.
18:47I'll give you a minute.
18:55Shit.
18:58Lee?
18:59Were you just in his room?
19:00I've been looking for you.
19:01God.
19:03I've been thinking I want to get into it.
19:04Right.
19:05Well, let us...
19:06Not in there.
19:07Not in front of me, Dad.
19:08I don't want to overcommit, you know?
19:10I understand.
19:12There is a prayer room down the corridor.
19:14Perfect.
19:23Hey, lovely.
19:24Mm-hmm.
19:27So, we'll put our hands together, don't we?
19:29Oh, yes.
19:31We don't have to close our eyes, but it does help.
19:35I'd like to close eyes.
19:37Oh, good.
19:39So, we can ask God anything we want.
19:44And...
19:44Huh?
19:46Lee?
19:48Lee!
19:50Didn't even know I'd say to you, Dad.
19:55I don't really know you, do I?
19:57I suppose just...
19:59I forgive you.
20:03Yeah.
20:06You done yet, or...?
20:07It's a bit quick.
20:08Yeah, but have you said what you wanted to say, because...
20:10I've...
20:11I suppose I have.
20:15Yeah.
20:17Oh, I'd feel sad, Lee.
20:18But I don't...
20:19I don't feel anything.
20:21I'm a shit.
20:22No.
20:24You've got no reason to feel bad, Glenn.
20:25He left us, remember?
20:27Me and Kirsty were your family.
20:29He ain't part of that.
20:32So...
20:33Yeah, let's go.
20:37Oh, yeah.
20:38Oh, yeah.
20:38Oh, jeez.
20:40Oh.
20:44Let me know!
20:47Who?
20:49Is that who?
20:50What do you mean, me?
20:50Dementia.
20:51She probably thinks you're running cold bits.
20:53Ah, let's take the scenic route.
20:56Because it's nicer, and there's a lovely lawn.
20:59You off already?
21:00Yeah.
21:00Will you be back?
21:01Nah.
21:08So, Lee, I brought you here to...
21:10Secrets.
21:13He fucking replaced us.
21:16I always wanted to be like him, but it was me mum.
21:18She's the one who held it all together.
21:21I never even got to say goodbye to her.
21:23Yes, that does sound tricky.
21:25Now...
21:25What are we doing here, anyway?
21:27Ice creams by the fountain.
21:28That's not going to get you any winkle.
21:30Well, that's the thing.
21:31There's a woods around the corner.
21:32There'd be plenty of geysers in there wanking.
21:34No, Lee.
21:35Look, I don't want this.
21:37What?
21:38I'm sorry, but I don't think this is quite...
21:40I get it.
21:40You're still not over me.
21:42What?
21:42And that's...
21:43It's fair enough.
21:43Now, hang on.
21:44You're a lovely geyser and all that.
21:46Look, you're not listening.
21:47I am listening.
21:48It's just that all I'm here...
21:49No, shut up!
21:50This is it.
21:54I thought I was in love with you, but now, having spent time with you, I've realized you're pig-headed and obnoxious and emotionally crippled.
22:03And I don't want to cruise for Winkle with you any more.
22:10Here.
22:10It's rude.
22:23Oh, love.
22:24Yeah, I mean, obviously it was horrible seeing them all, but I feel like the anger, what I had, it's just gone.
22:33You've got closure.
22:34That's great.
22:35Yeah, yeah, I think maybe I have.
22:37Yeah.
22:37Oh, Lanzarote.
22:42I didn't even know the telly did that.
22:44Yeah, just click connect to the cloud.
22:46Hey, how was your day?
22:48How was work?
22:49Yeah, it was, um, yeah.
22:52Oh.
22:53No, well, it's a bit boring, but, um, yeah, I think I might have discovered an untapped revenue opportunity.
23:01Oh, well done, love.
23:03I knew you could do it.
23:04Yeah.
23:06Which, um,
23:06Which is a relief, because, um, I think I might need to find a new job.
23:12A plan?
23:13Yeah.
23:13Uh, I haven't really mentioned it, what with everything, but, um, yeah, I sort of put the work on the back burner, and it turns out we've got an audit on Friday, so I think maybe we're...
23:23Yeah.
23:25Fucked.
23:25Hmm.
23:26Oh.
23:28Yeah.
23:28But, you know, it's all right, actually, you know, I've found a new job.
23:33Yeah.
23:33You know, and I've got you, and Lee, and actually, you know, family, it's all that matters, isn't it?
23:41Mm-hmm.
23:42Mm-hmm.
23:43Mm-hmm.
23:44Mm-hmm.
23:45Aw.
23:46Do you know what?
23:47She's gonna do it.
23:48Oh, she's gonna do it.
23:49She's gonna do it.
23:50She loves to do it.
23:50She loves to do it.
23:51She loves it.
23:52She's gonna crack open a bottle.
23:54Oh, do it.
23:55Go on, then.
23:55Because, do you know what, Glenn?
23:59I'm sorry.
24:01No, I'm sorry, but sometimes you do.
24:04You just have to celebrate.
24:09Glory, glory, glory.
24:16Fuck!
24:18What the fuck is happening?
24:21Sing that same old story
24:25Ain't it something grand
24:31To be good if you can
24:33Like a bad, the bad
24:36So we reached the square at the top of the hill
24:41And the music stopped and we stood quite still
24:44And if we were safe and the people said amen
24:47Then we all got a...
24:50Then we all got a...
24:53...
24:53...
24:54...
24:57Which
24:58...
24:58...
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25:03...
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