- 7/24/2025
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00:00It's a warningly, someone don't want us to find him.
00:02Do you ever feel like you're just the worst person in the world?
00:05You're emotionally crippled.
00:08And I don't want to cruise for Winkle with you anymore.
00:12It's nearly my birthday.
00:13Me and you were going to do this little mum, daughter, manicure.
00:15You never said who Glenn's real father was.
00:17You're not going to tell Glenn it will kill him.
00:19Family is all that matters, isn't it?
00:23I'm going to wait for the good wine, babe.
00:24Fuck it.
00:25And do you know what?
00:26In fact, I'm going to whack on a bit of Sade.
00:30She is just in that kind of mood, baby.
00:33Girl.
00:34Have you tromped?
00:35Just waft it with a pillow, Glenn, it's fine.
00:37Girl.
00:38Okay.
00:39Get this down your neck, you swine.
00:42What?
00:44Glenn, you're scaring me.
00:45What?
00:46Glenn?
00:47Glenn!
00:53I'm back.
00:56Apparently, I'm emotionally crippled, Glenn.
00:58You're having that.
01:01Am I crippled?
01:03Emotionally?
01:05Get out.
01:07What?
01:08Is he trumped?
01:08Just open the window, because...
01:09Get...
01:10Get...
01:11Get out!
01:14Get out!
01:14Fuck!
01:15What the fuck is happening?
01:17He was fine, and now I don't know!
01:30Oh, shit!
01:31What?
01:33It's a tick bite.
01:34What?
01:35A fucking tick bite.
01:36He had one when we were killed to his fucking throat.
01:38It's a fucking tick bite.
01:39What in here?
01:40Where's your piratone?
01:44Oh, Mr. Campbell.
01:46Fuck off, Roger!
01:48It's in the door!
01:50Where?
01:51In the drawer!
01:52Well, I can't fucking find it!
01:53What the fuck is going on?
02:07Oh, my God!
02:08Hello?
02:10The door was open, Lee.
02:11Look, I've come to apologise.
02:15Oh, crikey!
02:16He can't see that!
02:19Oh, discreet.
02:21Discreet.
02:21Glenn!
02:23Listen.
02:24Get...
02:24the fuck out.
02:27Both of you.
02:28No!
02:29Both of you...
02:30pack your bags...
02:32I'll win you out...
02:33of my fucking...
02:35hell.
02:40You ready?
02:42Uh...
02:43Not even slept on a bit of liner?
02:45It's my birthday, Milkers.
02:47Oh, um...
02:48Lucky for you, I carry a spare rimmel.
02:49Come on, we can do it in the car.
02:50And, Mum...
02:51I'm not sure that we're, um...
02:54somethings...
02:54I'm a sorry of what now.
02:56It's just...
02:56because we've had...
02:58Susanna!
02:59Right!
03:02Shall we?
03:03Yeah, fine.
03:04Shoes on, Curse.
03:05There we go.
03:06Lee can follow behind.
03:07You know, it's the way.
03:08Come on, birthday girl!
03:09Your carriage awaits.
03:11After you.
03:13Off we pop.
03:14This is no...
03:17This is no...
03:18This is no...
03:20This is no...
03:22Hello?
03:23Hello?
03:27Hello?
03:32What?
03:32You know what, chucks?
03:36You can say what you like about a car free.
03:38But it ain't everywhere.
03:39You can get gammon and pineapple
03:40with a side of curly fries.
03:41You're not wrong, Susanna.
03:44That's yours.
03:46Hmm?
03:47Your food, Curse.
03:48You've been staring at it since you arrived.
03:49It's chilli con carne,
03:50not a fucking Picasso.
03:53Erm...
03:54It's just a bit bland.
03:55Well, salt's right there.
03:56Oh, look at that.
03:59A pair of them falling over themselves
04:01to get to you.
04:02What's that like, Curse?
04:04Two fellas at your whim.
04:05I'll need a drink.
04:07Right, cola, is it?
04:07Yeah.
04:08We'll get you another.
04:08Anyone else?
04:09How come she's on the soft?
04:10It's my birthday.
04:10Leaves off the drink, aren't you?
04:13Yeah.
04:13It's meant to be a flipping knees up.
04:15Well, we can still have fun.
04:16Come on, we're celebrating everyone.
04:18The big five-five.
04:19Let's have a toast.
04:19To Sue.
04:20To me.
04:21Come on.
04:21Sue.
04:24What?
04:26It's a bit early, isn't it, chaps?
04:31I'm only halfway through my mane.
04:36Oh.
04:37It's for breathing tube, is it?
04:39I say, don't come out of you that ill.
04:41It's depressing.
04:54Oh!
04:56Hey.
05:09Whoa.
05:10Ow!
05:15Sir!
05:17Sir, I'm locked in!
05:19I'm locked in!
05:20I am locked in!
05:31What?
05:33Well, no, no, no, no, the front is locked as well.
05:35What?
05:37No, no, no, yes, wait, wait, wait!
05:39Oh, no.
05:41Well, yes.
05:41No, I am very happy with me pied-de-terre.
05:46All mob cons and a demi-terre.
05:48Neighbours are cunts, but they're just jealousy, cos I've got the top floor flat, and on a clear day, you can see right the way through to Chiquiol Lido.
05:55Well, we're happy if you're happy.
05:56I am happy.
05:57Not that a lady ship would know, hasn't bothered to visit.
06:00Sorry.
06:01It's been busy.
06:03What?
06:04He might be better rolled enough at the moment, lifts are out of order, not been running seven flights.
06:07I don't know if you cope.
06:09So?
06:09What?
06:11I'm my mother.
06:12I might have drank the piss, didn't I?
06:13Jesus Christ.
06:14It's a little gentle ribbon, darling.
06:16You lose a few pounds.
06:17I said enough.
06:17Oi!
06:19It's not yours.
06:22What?
06:23It's my drink, not yours.
06:24Oh!
06:26A little bit of sibling tension there, bring it on.
06:29Doing a round of show?
06:30Shut up, Mum.
06:32Tell you what, Sue.
06:34It's a shame Kirst hasn't been to visit you yet.
06:36Why don't you come and stay with you for a bit?
06:37What?
06:38It's a good idea, eh, Kirst?
06:39A couple of days, maybe.
06:40Yeah, or longer.
06:41Really?
06:41Yeah.
06:42Tell you what, wipe your back of suitcase and keep your mum company while she settles in.
06:45Lovely.
06:46Yeah.
06:46Bit of girl time, you know?
06:48Yeah, let's toast to that.
06:50Glend.
06:50What, Kirstie?
06:54Oh, here we go.
06:55Congratulations and celebrations when I tell everyone that you're in the room.
07:03Oh, it's for that one, is it?
07:05Ten tonne team in the ad boots.
07:07Not sure a fudge band is what the doctor ordered.
07:09What do we want to judge?
07:13Right.
07:14Looks like you need a refresh, Susanna.
07:15Can't have a toast with that or top up, can you?
07:17Me and Lee will get around in.
07:18Well, we'll just get away.
07:19Come on.
07:20Yeah.
07:28Oh, it's getting hot in here, isn't it?
07:32Probably shouldn't have worn me full get-up, but it does look good.
07:36It's, um, yeah.
07:39What?
07:40Don't you like it?
07:43Why are you wearing a tiny hat?
07:45It's not a tiny hat, Kirst.
07:47It's a fascinator.
07:48I'm fascinating.
07:51Wait.
07:52Yeah.
07:54Is that your...
07:55Oh, yeah.
07:56My mother of the bride outfit.
07:58Yeah, I thought I'd show it off.
08:00Whether or not, eh?
08:02How long?
08:02How fucking long you and Kirstie?
08:03How long?
08:04Don't know Chris Bielandley.
08:05It was one kiss, I swear.
08:07One kiss.
08:10Who, um...
08:11Who started it, who, who, who, who leaned in?
08:16Well, actually, what am I even asking?
08:19It's, um...
08:20And that was you.
08:24Of course it was you.
08:26You're a fucking virus, mate.
08:29You did everything you could.
08:30You, uh, softened her up and then you went in for the kiss.
08:32Am I right?
08:36Yeah.
08:40I knew it.
08:41Oh, fuck it!
08:59It's an outfit, innit?
09:01It's only right.
09:03But...
09:03But what?
09:04Don't you want to save it?
09:06Oh, come off it, curse.
09:08Ain't gonna get any use otherwise.
09:11Mum?
09:12Let's not piss around the Mulberry bush, eh?
09:14Because you two ain't getting married.
09:17And judging by tonight, I'll be surprised if you lost the year.
09:20What did you do, eh?
09:30What did you do, eh?
09:30What did you do?
09:31Just the thrill of it.
09:32And my bird, that is.
09:35This is it.
09:35This is always fucking...
09:37Everyone loves Lee.
09:39Even though he half-arses it.
09:40Even though he fucks people up.
09:42Well, try as I might.
09:42Oh, fucking...
09:44Fucking...
09:46Remember Mum?
09:53Fretting about you, Lee.
09:55Big clumps for her falling out from the chemo.
09:58The cancer was...
10:00But you'll wash it out, mate.
10:04You.
10:18Hello, kids.
10:19Am I wrong?
10:32What?
10:32No.
10:33No.
10:34Believe you me, because I speak from experience,
10:38that when that rot sets in, sweetheart,
10:40there ain't nothing getting that shit out.
10:43See this odd trip to the barstool?
10:47At last, I'm part of Savory, eh?
10:51Oh, here we go.
10:52It wouldn't be a birthday about this one,
10:54putting on the waterworks.
10:55What have you said to her?
10:56Me?
10:56Why would you assume it's me?
10:58Christ's sake, Sue.
10:59Back the fuck off, mate.
11:00You what?
11:00What have you said to her?
11:02You know, I really thought we were in for a nice evening, yeah?
11:05I thought I might get a little bit of appreciation,
11:07a little bit of respect.
11:08But no.
11:10I'm the Wicked Witch.
11:11Never mind that I bunged you two my life savings,
11:14which you promptly spunked on that one's losses.
11:16I told you to rein it in.
11:17I will not rein it in, you fucking waste of space.
11:20Mum!
11:20No, worry, let's have it.
11:22How old are you, anyway, eh?
11:23Landing around your little brother's gaff
11:24like you're fucking collicula?
11:26Yeah?
11:26Getting to run around after you?
11:29Christ, no wonder their relationship's at death's door.
11:32Kirstie Marie Wallace, you will sit the fuck down.
11:35It's my birthday, and you don't get to ruin it.
11:37Sue, should pop outside.
11:38I think they've got it.
11:38Let's face it.
11:39It's not Kirstie's fault, is it, the state you're in?
11:42What do you mean?
11:42You tell me, Glenn.
11:44How long's a girl meant to wait?
11:45Because you can't play snooker with a length of rope,
11:47and that's an actual fact.
11:49Uh, should we just come back, or...?
12:00I'll tell everyone that you're in?
12:03Oi!
12:03Which of you two upset them kiddies?
12:10I work off word of mouth,
12:12and I've got four sets of parents back there fuming.
12:16Who was it?
12:17Shall I just leave it here?
12:18Yeah.
12:19I ain't leaving.
12:20One of you's is reimbursing me.
12:23Wait.
12:24Wee, woolly, wanky.
12:25Are you listening to me?
12:34It's no use.
12:36Alas, I am too husky.
12:42What if I pull and you push?
12:45Hang on, I'm coming up.
12:47And he called me a nunce?
13:04What kind of man says that to a kiddies clown?
13:07I'm a joy bringer.
13:08I bring him joy.
13:17Our manager's asking for you to pay and leave.
13:19Like, immediately.
13:21Kirstie?
13:22Kirstie?
13:23Where's Kirstie?
13:24Fuck!
13:27No, she's not in there.
13:28The bill!
13:30Bill pay.
13:42Well.
13:44We tried.
13:45Anyway, I'm sure you've got better evening plans than helping a silly man through a small window.
13:53Huh.
13:53Well, not really, no.
13:55I was just going to watch a rerun of Time Team.
13:58Salisbury Cathedral.
14:00The Bishop's Grave Dig.
14:02Oh, shit!
14:04I'm sorry.
14:05Spoiler alert.
14:07You're a historian?
14:09Well, yes.
14:12No.
14:13I dabble.
14:15I dabble.
14:16As do I.
14:20Dabble.
14:25I don't suppose you fancy a drink.
14:29I dabble.
14:37Fuck.
14:37Fuck.
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14:56Fuck.
14:56Fuck.
14:56Fuck.
14:58You need to drive.
15:01What?
15:02Kirstie was going to do it.
15:03I've had a couple of beers.
15:04You're going to need to drive.
15:05You haven't had a drink, have you?
15:06Don't be so stupid.
15:08Hey!
15:09The bill?
15:10Someone's got to pay.
15:11See you, pal.
15:19Well, that's the last of it.
15:25Well...
15:27Yes.
15:30I should...
15:32No.
15:33Absolutely.
15:34Yeah.
15:37Thanks.
15:38For...
15:39Not at all.
15:40Yeah.
15:43Bye now.
15:44Yeah.
15:45Before you...
15:47What is that rather lovely music?
15:50Oh.
15:51Puccini.
15:52I should turn it down.
15:55The neighbours will be sick of me.
15:57Always singing along.
16:01You sing?
16:05Opera?
16:06You're so going to pay for this.
16:18Okay, but can you pay for this?
16:20Because everyone else is gone.
16:21You know what happened?
16:22I was a snake.
16:23Stop talking, mate.
16:24I love you though, don't I?
16:25Keep this fucking ass in the road.
16:26You're driving like a beast.
16:27Yeah.
16:28When we found out I want you gone, I don't need to come back.
16:30You real?
16:31You real?
16:32Finchero.
16:33Finchero.
16:34Finchero.
16:35Finchero.
16:36Finchero.
16:37Finchero.
16:51Vintero, Vintero
17:00Oh.
17:06Oh.
17:11Riky.
17:15Well, seems I'm here for the night.
17:19Mm.
17:21Better bed down.
17:23Yeah.
17:25Unless.
17:27Well.
17:30I can't get out.
17:33But a man slender as yourself might slip in.
17:41Stop.
17:57That's her.
17:58Blair, I'm really sorry.
18:01I just want to make...
18:02You're done, Lee.
18:02Well done, Lee.
18:15Carstie.
18:17Carstie.
18:18Why have you...
18:22Turn around, Carstie.
18:27I'm so sorry.
18:30Look at me then.
18:32Fuck it.
18:34Look at me.
18:34I should have told you.
18:39But I was so scared, Glenn.
18:42And now it's just worse.
18:45It is, yeah.
18:47It's worse.
18:47I suppose we should, um...
18:54I don't know.
18:55I don't know what we do from here.
18:59But, um...
19:02At least we can work it out without Lee around.
19:04What?
19:04I know.
19:10Carstie.
19:11How it...
19:12Happened.
19:15I've given him his marching order, so I won't be seeing him again.
19:18What do you mean?
19:20I mean, he told me.
19:22Carstie, he told me that he kissed you, that he made it happen.
19:27But...
19:27Oh, my God.
19:30What?
19:33It...
19:34That's...
19:35Glenn...
19:36That's...
19:37Not...
19:38It's not...
19:39It's not...
19:42Shit!
19:47What is it with these fucking bricks?
19:52Stop looking for Don.
19:55But we found a cunt.
19:56What?
19:58What?
19:59It was...
20:00It was...
20:02Carstie!
20:04Carstie!
20:05Carstie!
20:06Carst!
20:07Carst!
20:07Carst!
20:08Oh, fuck!
20:18It's fucking heavy, son.
20:21You wanna fuck about with me, huh?
20:36You wanna fuck with me, cunt?
20:44Fucking hell!
20:51Now then, who the fuck are ya?
21:05Pan! That's right, twat! Pan!
21:09But why the fuck would you do this? What are you...?
21:18Oh...
21:22This is an intervention, love. Dump the cunt. Pronto.
21:34Hey Sue! Just be a mother for once in your fucking life!
21:38Yes, of course, I will.
21:41Yes, I would love it.
21:43Yes, I would love it.
21:45Da du wang wang wang, da du wang wang.
21:50When the love goes away, it goes for a while.
21:53Da du wang wang wang, da du wang wang.
21:56Don't cry, we don't do anything.
21:59Da du wang wang wang, da du wang wang.
22:03I want this, I will be evil.
22:04Not that I write a ques-so, I will love it.
22:07A thoughtful voice, of course, I will love it.
22:08That du wang wang wang wang wang!
22:09Yes, I can make it.
22:10State sending a message required by me,
22:11I can make it on 30 reason for me now inå¾… memory.
22:12But when he knew me, my friend is that a woman wiary oawwww au owar.
22:13Even the hardest part of my folk know when he meant the world,
22:14Yes, he had been selling a saint on ebay.
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