- 7/24/2025
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00:00This programme contains very strong language from the outset and throughout.
00:09She gave you everything. She left me nothing.
00:12Is it for Lee? It says...
00:13No, wrong envelope. I've got an audit on Friday, so I think I might need to find a new job.
00:17Bulls in your court, boss bitch.
00:21You're so gonna pay for this.
00:24Do you ever feel like you're just the worst person in the world?
00:27I'm out with you. Of course it was you.
00:29Yeah.
00:30You never said who Glenn's real father was.
00:32You're not gonna tell Glenn it'll kill him?
00:33It was...
00:34Oh, I've got to see!
00:38That's my twat pen!
00:40But why the fuck would you do this?
00:42Will you?
00:59When were you gonna tell me?
01:10You're looking roughly...
01:12Lee!
01:13You want a cup of tea?
01:14Um...
01:15Um...
01:16I think we need to talk.
01:17Yeah, I can't talk now because I've got an audit at work, so...
01:18Glenn!
01:19I told you Lee's gone!
01:20He's not coming back, so can we just put this in a hole?
01:21You can't let him go, Glenn!
01:22Well, why not?
01:23It was all Lee's fault, so...
01:24Because he didn't kiss me!
01:25I kissed him!
01:26Kirstie, where are ya?
01:32I want to see where I'm going.
01:35I'm not going.
01:36I can't talk now because I've got an audit at work, so...
01:37Glenn!
01:38I told you Lee's gone!
01:39He's not coming back, so can we just put this in holes?
01:41You can't let him go, Glenn!
01:42Well, why not?
01:43It was all Lee's fault, so...
01:45Because he didn't kiss me.
01:48I kissed him.
01:53Kirsty, where are you?
01:57Right, get your stuff. You're coming home with me.
02:00This is an intervention, love.
02:02You and Glenn have what is known in psychotherapist terms
02:05as a toxic relationship.
02:07The treatment for it?
02:08Dump the cunt. Pronto.
02:15Your mum deserved better than him, Lee.
02:37Why don't you tell Glenn?
02:41That he's your son.
02:43It's what Jackie wanted.
02:46I'm Uncle Ron to him.
02:49That's who I'll always be.
02:51When she knew she was dying,
02:55she'd make me promise.
02:58She's dead, Ron!
03:01It's a promise to a dead person.
03:05Those are the most important promises.
03:08I shouldn't have let it go so far.
03:13I just asked Pam to send you a note.
03:17Well, she did that.
03:19Sadly, she wrapped it round a fucking brick.
03:22Well, you know, Pam.
03:25Always keen to go the extra mile.
03:30This stays between us.
03:33Glenn must never know that you're his dad.
03:35Look, it didn't mean anything.
03:40Nothing.
03:41We were just sitting in the car,
03:42and I don't know, I don't know.
03:44I'd lost my job,
03:45and me and you were like...
03:47Cycle, you've been wishing your knickers on, Kirst.
03:49They are minging.
03:51Wilfred brings the fuck out of them.
03:53Kirstie, come on.
03:54Is this what you want?
03:55I won't ask you again.
03:57Get your arse in gear.
03:58Okay.
03:58Okay.
03:59Kirstie, wait.
04:07I mean, I love you.
04:08I love you.
04:09Right, dickhead.
04:10We are off.
04:11Come on, Kirstie, I've got an Uber waiting.
04:13I'm not...
04:13I'd like to find a way, Glenn.
04:14If you would.
04:15Kirstie!
04:16I think so.
04:17Sweetheart,
04:18get your arse in gear.
04:19I won't ask you again.
04:20I'm staying.
04:21I'm staying.
04:25Oh.
04:27Right.
04:27I thought this might happen.
04:32So I come up with a little contingency plan.
04:35Because if you're turning your back on me,
04:37I'm calling in your debts.
04:40What?
04:40The fuck?
04:41Carry receipt, £133.79.
04:44Plus the 30 quid I gave to the clown that you lent.
04:47Okay, Mum, yeah, fine, we'll cover it.
04:49Oh, and obviously,
04:51the five grand that I lent you for the wedding.
04:53What?
04:54I don't have five grand.
04:56Mum, that money was a gift.
04:57I thought you might mention that.
05:01If gifted money is not used for the agreed purpose,
05:04it can be classed as a liability,
05:07repayment of which can be pursued in court.
05:11You'd lose, surely?
05:12My solicitor does seem to think so.
05:14You've got a solicitor?
05:18Harold, a com quo legal advisor.
05:20Is that the same as a solicitor?
05:21You want to fucking find out?
05:23If I don't have my money by Monday morning,
05:26you ain't never going to see me again.
05:28And that, my love,
05:30is a promise.
05:30I mean, sort of sounds like a win-win.
05:39She don't mean it.
05:40Glenn, I know her.
05:41She does mean it.
05:42She does.
05:44She's family.
05:46It's like you said, you know, family's all we've got.
05:48And I can't lose her.
05:50And you can't lose Lee.
05:52Look, I'm going to find the money.
05:53I'm going to take it round to her.
05:55How?
05:55I've got an idea.
05:56But first, you need to find Lee before it's too late.
05:59Please, you need to talk to him, Glenn.
06:00Curse, I've got this audio.
06:02I might lose my job.
06:02You need him.
06:03I don't need him, Curse.
06:04Please, Glenn, please.
06:05Um, I'm sorry to ask.
06:09Can you keep it down?
06:11We had a bit of a late night.
06:15So, what are you going to do now?
06:22She never forgave me, my mum.
06:26For not being there at the end.
06:28But we were close once.
06:31When we were kids, she'd take us to Canview Island.
06:33When I was about 14,
06:37I won this little lighter
06:38on the hook of ducks.
06:41She said I couldn't have it, you know,
06:43I was too young.
06:44So, I gave it to her as a little present.
06:47And she didn't know I was on 20 a day, you know.
06:49I kept it from her.
06:51And then when I got older,
06:53and I'd come home late,
06:54and I'd want a sneaky fag in the garden,
06:56that lighter would be there.
07:01Perched on a step by the shed.
07:03She knew.
07:06And that was her little thing.
07:08So, I'm going to go and say goodbye to her.
07:14Down at Canview Island.
07:18And then I'm going to fuck right off.
07:21For good.
07:22Your brother,
07:24he deserves something out of this.
07:27I know I promised it to Bunny,
07:28but I've decided
07:30I'm going to give him my share of the company
07:33when I retire.
07:38Dirty fucking tomb face.
07:42Pipes are playing up again.
07:43We have to delay this audit.
07:57You said we're fucked,
07:58and there's nothing we can do about it.
07:59Yeah, well,
08:00I've changed my mind.
08:01I'm not going quietly.
08:01We're not going quietly.
08:02You know,
08:03sometimes,
08:04you've got to choose your future.
08:06It's like Kirstie says,
08:07seize your destiny.
08:08You know,
08:09and actually,
08:09actually,
08:10you've,
08:10what were you doing?
08:13Something inside so strong.
08:17I'm just laying down a track for you,
08:18bro.
08:19Carry on.
08:21So,
08:22you with me?
08:23Yeah.
08:24You got your game face on?
08:26Yeah.
08:27You ready to push back
08:27and stop this audit?
08:28Nah.
08:29Why not?
08:30Because I already hear,
08:31mate.
08:32Something inside so strong.
08:36Hi,
08:39I'm Glenn.
08:41Oh,
08:42you'll need the passwords
08:42to log into the system,
08:44eh?
08:45I'll give it to her
08:46when she arrived.
08:47Oh,
08:48great.
08:48Hold on,
08:49I'm sure.
08:50Ah.
08:52Those figures
08:53are actually very misleading.
08:55We've actually been doing
08:56way better
08:57than they,
08:57they would,
08:58um,
08:59indicate.
09:02All right,
09:03fine.
09:03Um,
09:04look,
09:04look,
09:04um,
09:05I just really need you to not
09:07do this,
09:09please.
09:10Please,
09:11just don't
09:11do this.
09:13Hold it.
09:17Yeah,
09:17fine.
09:19What?
09:21Sophie,
09:22commit.
09:23What?
09:24Um,
09:25slightly confused.
09:27Uh,
09:28sorry.
09:29What's,
09:29what's happening?
09:30What's going on?
09:31No.
09:32See?
09:33She says we're done.
09:47Right.
09:49Thank you very much.
09:50Oh,
09:50she's off.
09:50Come back soon.
09:56What's,
09:57what?
09:57Is that,
09:58do you know her?
09:59She's my cousin.
10:00What?
10:01Your cousin did the audit?
10:03Duh.
10:03My family own the shop.
10:04I keep trying to tell you,
10:06man,
10:06this place is dodgy as fuck.
10:08Oh,
10:08shut up.
10:09I thought I was going to lose my job.
10:10I thought we were going to get shut down.
10:11Why didn't you tell me?
10:13I can't be looking after you all the time,
10:14Glenn.
10:14I'm a busy bitch.
10:15I'm nonstop grinding.
10:17And now,
10:17if you don't mind,
10:18I'm going brunch.
10:19You don't need no man to give her satisfaction.
10:45All she needs is a guitar playing hard.
10:48All she needs is a guitar playing hard.
11:19Congenial.
11:21Do you agree?
11:22Well,
11:23um,
11:24yes,
11:27I do agree.
11:27Yeah,
11:28absolutely.
11:29Yeah.
11:31Um,
11:31so,
11:32Mr. Elbaz,
11:32you won't mind if I get straight to business?
11:34Shh.
11:37Oh,
11:38okay.
11:40Right,
11:40what's,
11:41okay.
11:42So,
11:42you told me if I ever needed anything,
11:46I should get in touch.
11:47Try the wine.
11:50It's, uh,
11:51Pinot Grigiot.
11:53You might not know it.
11:55Oh,
11:55I'm good.
11:56I'm good.
11:59I'm glad you called,
12:00Kirsty.
12:02I'm happy to help.
12:03But I understand there's,
12:06uh,
12:08quid pro quo.
12:10Five grand is a lot of money,
12:11Kirsty.
12:16You need to understand something,
12:17Kirsty.
12:17Up to this point,
12:20you've been involved with my family.
12:22After this,
12:23you're going to be committed.
12:24You understand the difference between involved and committed,
12:26yeah?
12:27Uh,
12:28uh,
12:29uh,
12:30eggs,
12:34bacon,
12:35the chicken is involved.
12:38Mm-hmm.
12:39But the pig,
12:40the pork,
12:41is committed.
12:44Right.
12:45You get it?
12:45Yeah.
12:46Yes,
12:47I think,
12:48yeah,
12:48I think I've heard that before,
12:49actually.
12:49No, you haven't.
12:50I just thought of it.
12:51Yeah.
13:00I'll leave my,
13:01uh,
13:01operations manager to fill in the details.
13:04Oh,
13:04who's your operations manager?
13:08What up,
13:08bitch?
13:10Move over then.
13:12Just done,
13:12man.
13:12Do it from there.
13:13Deontay,
13:14move over.
13:15Do you want me to tell dad you've been a dickhead on his job?
13:18Yalla,
13:18move.
13:18From your dickhead,
13:19I'm from the...
13:20Yalla.
13:22Coming down.
13:26Coming down.
13:28Coming down.
13:32Yes,
13:33I'm coming down.
13:35Hello,
13:35Lee.
13:35Barney.
13:42Barney,
13:43what the fuck are you doing here?
13:47You know,
13:49Ron always promised to give me his share of the company when he retired.
13:54I know.
13:56Except he's not going to,
13:57is he?
13:58Oh,
13:59no.
14:00He's going to give it to Glenn.
14:01Am I right,
14:04or am I right?
14:06What,
14:06have you bugged his phone or something?
14:08I heard it while I was having a shite.
14:13What's that got to do with me?
14:19Let's take a walk,
14:20shall we?
14:21So what it is,
14:29yeah,
14:30we need you to store several,
14:33I want to say pallets?
14:35Mm.
14:36Several pallets.
14:38Obviously your boss can't know about it.
14:40So what's in the pallets?
14:42That's irrelevant.
14:43That's irrelevant.
14:43Five grand.
14:54You want it or not.
15:03The business is like a garden.
15:06It needs a gardener for it to thrive.
15:09And in this particular garden,
15:10if you will,
15:11I am that gardener.
15:15Are you with me?
15:18Look,
15:19if I can't have Ron's share,
15:20I'm having yours.
15:22Simple as.
15:26You are for your nut,
15:27my darling.
15:28Oh,
15:28no,
15:29my darling.
15:29I am very much on my nut.
15:33The business
15:34stays in my family.
15:36Oh,
15:36your family?
15:37Your family,
15:38is it?
15:38I mean,
15:39he's not exactly your real brother,
15:41is he?
15:44Yeah.
15:45You sign your share over to me,
15:48or I will spill the beans to Glenn.
15:51Think about it.
15:52When he finds out
15:53Uncle Ron was plowing your saintly mother
15:56all that time,
15:57Glenn's pain
15:58as I give him the news
15:59that will crush him forever,
16:01the devastation
16:02stamped on his poor,
16:03helpless,
16:04little fucking face.
16:06You fucking
16:07cunt.
16:10Ow.
16:15Fuck.
16:24Fuck you.
16:25And when this is all over,
16:26I'm returning to Finland
16:27with a big pot of cash
16:28and no cunt
16:29is going to stop me.
16:30Finland?
16:35Little man,
16:36when you stand
16:38by my side
16:39then I know
16:40I don't have to hide
16:42from anyone.
16:45And I pray
16:47that we'll stay
16:49just that way
16:50till the day
16:51come when we cut
16:53I'm awfully sorry.
16:54That's so fucking smart.
16:59Now you prick!
17:11Don't be the fuck away!
17:16You've made a miscalculation, Bunny.
17:18Because I've got nothing left now.
17:21Nothing of me mum
17:22or me dad.
17:23nothing except the business.
17:25So why the fuck
17:26am I going to abandon it
17:27and give it to a filthy cunt
17:30like you?
17:33Get down!
17:37Glenn!
17:38I'll tell him me
17:39either give me
17:41your share of the company
17:42or you're going to have to kill me.
17:43I'll tell him.
17:54Oh!
17:57Oh!
18:02Oh!
18:03Nice air, isn't it?
18:24Yeah, it was before they tarmacked over the beach.
18:28Yeah.
18:33Look, Lee, you don't have to leave.
18:39I know that what happened, it wasn't you who started it.
18:48That she kissed.
18:49Yeah.
18:51Yeah, well, I'm going to do whatever I can to make it up to you, Glenn.
18:56You're my only family.
19:00You're a better man than me.
19:02You always have been.
19:06Family's all we've got, innit?
19:08You're still my big brother.
19:11So, stay?
19:18Yeah, I'll stay.
19:23You see the fun fair, Salia?
19:24Yeah.
19:25Yeah, I saw that.
19:26Yeah, she loved the fun fair.
19:27Well, the waltzer was her favourite.
19:29I was puked up on the waltzer.
19:31Yeah, I know.
19:31It was me you puked up on.
19:36Right.
19:37Well, do you want a lift back home?
19:39Nah.
19:40Nah, I'll drive.
19:43She'll probably get a windscreen first, huh?
19:46Hmm?
19:49Oh!
19:49Mum, she wanted you to have this.
19:57What, you've had it all this time?
20:15Yeah.
20:18Probably should have given you a bit sooner.
20:20But, you know, one thing or another.
20:22Better late than never, eh?
20:24You should have gave this to me when she died.
20:34Every time I looked it out, I would have thought of her.
20:39And now, every time I look it out, I'm going to think of you.
20:41Aw.
20:45All right, Paul.
20:46See you back at home.
20:47Oh, and Lee.
20:53We'll work this out.
20:56In time.
20:56We'll work this out.
21:26We'll work this out.
21:56You better have my money.
22:16Well, actually, I'll...
22:18Yeah?
22:19Well, in that case, you can piss right off.
22:21Look, Sue, I don't have your money, but I think we can work this out.
22:37Oh, can we?
22:38How generous.
22:40Look, Sue, you're being unreasonable, and I want you to back off.
22:44You're making Kirstie unhappy.
22:46How could I fucking pot?
22:47Sue, just listen to me.
22:49No.
22:50You, listen to me.
22:52Hmm?
22:53Because I'll tell you the truth, son, yeah?
22:54As long as there's breath in my fucking lungs...
23:01Christ, Sue!
23:02Just be a mother for once in your fucking life!
23:05Hiya, love.
23:15Everything all right?
23:16Oh, yeah.
23:17Fine.
23:18Absolutely, yeah.
23:19I got us a takeaway.
23:21Oh, great.
23:21Is Lee back yet?
23:23No.
23:23No, not yet.
23:25Um, Glenn, guess what?
23:28I got us the money.
23:30What?
23:31Yeah.
23:31I got us all of it.
23:32I got five grand.
23:34You...
23:34Oh.
23:35Yeah, it's a business contact.
23:36Just don't ask me, okay?
23:38It's just...
23:39It's a deal that I managed to secure, and let's just put it down to girlbossing.
23:44You know, I need her in my life, Glenn.
23:47You know, family's everything, so...
23:49Did you say it's in Lee?
23:52You just asked me that.
23:53Oh, yeah.
23:55So, I didn't take the money round, because I thought it'd be really nice if we did it together,
23:58yeah?
23:58So, do you want to go round tonight?
24:00No.
24:01Why?
24:03So...
24:03Because it's...
24:05Oh.
24:14Promise?
24:16You'll leave her alone?
24:20Promise?
24:22You...
24:23Can't!
24:28Fuck.
24:44Fuck.
24:44In the avenues and alleyways
24:48When you sleep there's a whole world coming alive
24:53Abel and his brother fighting one another
24:57In and out of every dive
25:00The avenues and alleyways
25:03Where the strong and the quick alone can survive
25:08Look around the jungle, see the rough and tumble
25:12Listen to a squealer cry
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