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00:00The following program contains strong language and adult humor.
00:10Have you seen this geyser?
00:11I just wanted to get your attention if I kidnap him my boss.
00:13Hello, Glenn.
00:14Gus, he's my brother!
00:15He'd quite like it when he talked to me about Mark for my job.
00:17Disgusting, isn't he?
00:19My family, I'm the company.
00:20Gus, eh?
00:21I've got the promotion.
00:22Do you ever feel like you're just the worst person in the world?
00:26Gus!
00:27He's gonna say Gus.
00:30He's gonna flambe himself.
00:31No, no, no!
00:31Don't do that!
00:32Your dad's not dead.
00:34Your dad's itinerant.
00:39Trauma.
00:43Thought my dad was dead.
00:48Turns out the prick just left us, so...
00:52Trauma.
00:57I know I gotta take it easy.
01:00I know I gotta take it easy.
01:01Anyway, the gas meter's by the door, mate.
01:05There he is.
01:06Morning, Lee.
01:09There's our letters.
01:09Just to make sure they're getting the first post today.
01:12What's that?
01:13Number 32.
01:14We're throwing it out.
01:15Why do you need to...?
01:16Maureen!
01:17The yoghurt pots, they go in the brown bin, don't they, my darling?
01:20Oh, God.
01:21Hey, we've been through this.
01:24Comes in, Andy.
01:26Right.
01:26Well, we'll just be off to work.
01:28Well, it's quite early for that, don't you think?
01:30Bloody Mary, Kirst.
01:32It's a breakfast drink.
01:35Can you get some flags, Glen?
01:36Put it on the tab.
01:45Nice one, Ma.
01:47We're getting there, aren't we?
01:48All right?
02:06He just keeps collecting stuff.
02:08He's like a massive womble.
02:11Just give him time, Kirst.
02:12As soon as we find Dad, he'll be up and out here.
02:13As soon as we...
02:16Yeah.
02:16You'll find him.
02:17You know, you sent all those letters off to Tenerife now.
02:19And what was it?
02:2036.
02:21English and Spanish.
02:22Everybody applied to Las Americas.
02:23Yeah.
02:24Lee would have posted them about now, so...
02:25And you've got the email address.
02:27Info at Big Don Chicken Shack.
02:28Yeah.
02:29And no response yet.
02:30But, um, keep trying.
02:31This is a bit positive.
02:32Positive.
02:33Exactly.
02:34Stay positive.
02:35And seize your destiny, remember?
02:37Because you've just got to...
02:38Oh, shit.
02:39I've dropped my hearing back there.
02:40Sorry to get it.
02:43Oh, I can see it.
02:44It's just by your...
02:45You're on my tie, Kirst.
02:48I know.
02:49Well, can I get off it?
02:50Because I can't...
02:52Oh.
02:53I've caught you...
02:55...peeping.
02:57Haven't I?
02:59Dirty little...
03:01...peeper.
03:02Yeah.
03:05Do you know what naughty peepers get?
03:09I'm not quite sure.
03:10I'm not quite sure.
03:11They get...
03:12...punished.
03:13Oh!
03:14Oh!
03:18Shall we go?
03:20She popped the box, Kirst.
03:22There's a disabled one.
03:23It's big enough.
03:25Sorry!
03:25Oh, don't be sorry, Kirst.
03:26I like it.
03:27We're all done here.
03:28Oh, hey.
03:28Because I've got a massive...
03:29Oh!
03:29Oh!
03:30Oh!
03:32Hi.
03:33Just, um...
03:34Just the bill, please.
03:38We can't keep doing it like this.
03:40No.
03:41I'm gonna have to do some more research, because there's protocols.
03:44Mm-hmm.
03:44You know, they're safe words, Glenn.
03:46There's boundaries.
03:47Right.
03:48That sounds very...
03:50...strict.
03:51Well, yes, it is very strict.
03:54It's very, very strict.
03:56Because somebody around here needs a little bit of fucking discipline.
04:00Oh!
04:00Oh!
04:01There she is.
04:02Back again.
04:02Very, very prompt.
04:04Yeah.
04:05Good.
04:06Lovely.
04:07Big tip for you.
04:17Oi!
04:19You dropped something.
04:21And?
04:22What are you gonna do about him?
04:28He's got a pussy old bro.
04:30Hello?
04:46Hello?
04:48Hello?
04:49Hi there.
04:49Welcome to World of Carpets at Loudoun Retail Village.
04:51My name's Glenn, store manager.
04:52How can I be helping you today?
04:53I've been stood here.
04:56You...
04:58Sorry?
04:59Yeah.
04:59I've been sent the wrong carpet.
05:00I need to exchange it.
05:01Oh, apologies.
05:02Uh, what's the product?
05:03It says Loop Pile on the packaging.
05:04I ordered Burba Low.
05:06That's the manufacturer reference.
05:07In store, we use the catalogue name.
05:09Right.
05:10Okay.
05:11So, I've paid more just because it's got a different name.
05:13No, no.
05:14Uh, uh, uh, Loop Pile is a subsection of Burba Low.
05:16It's identical.
05:17Haha.
05:17Right, okay.
05:19Actually, I think I'll just go for the full return.
05:23Let's just post it's the return.
05:24Okay.
05:25No problem.
05:25Uh, well, if you've got your receipts or your old number, then I'll log into the system.
05:28And if you still wish to proceed, then you can go fuck yourself.
05:31Can I ever love every girl in search of a love I've never found?
05:52Dan!
05:58That bloke's in our bins again.
06:06Kirst. Oi, Kirstie.
06:09Cowgirl?
06:12Or reverse cowgirl?
06:14Well, which is it? I'm getting looks.
06:17All right, Lululemon. Go on, sling your hook.
06:19Mum, you are on a bidet in public.
06:21Yeah, well, I need to give it a test drive.
06:23I'm getting one in my new flat.
06:24Why? No-one has one.
06:26Well, if I must downsize,
06:28then at least you want me arse to feel like it's on holiday.
06:31Oh.
06:32Oh, Sid, anyway.
06:34You fancy, man?
06:35Oh, no.
06:36No, erm...
06:38Right, well, if you actually need to know,
06:41I'm manifesting.
06:42All right.
06:43Seize your destiny.
06:44So, what you do, Mum, is you picture your future
06:47and you just think really positively about it all of the time.
06:50And then just good stuff happens.
06:52So, like, Glenn got a promotion.
06:53I got a new job.
06:54Oh, give it a rest.
06:55You're volunteering at an all-age company.
06:57It's only one step up from putting in a shift at Sue Rydercare.
07:00Well, no.
07:01They asked me to come in and turn it around.
07:02Yeah, good luck with that.
07:04I'll see in six months when it all goes tits up.
07:06Actually, Mum, it's not going to go tits up.
07:08Because I'm manifesting.
07:10I've made a business plan to reorganize their workflows.
07:12It'll make our wedding fun back by Christmas.
07:14Well, bully for you.
07:16Look, I need someone to help with this.
07:18Being as you're no fucking use.
07:24Seize your destiny.
07:26Hello, troll.
07:32You thought you could rattle me.
07:35Well, I'm sorry to inform you.
07:37I'm thriving.
07:39I do hope you can find some peace.
07:42Never contact me ever again.
07:46Bye-bye now.
07:48Right.
07:50Sit there and do it without burning your minge off.
08:10What?
08:11I'm sorry, Mr. Campbell, but verbal abuse against a customer is a very serious complaint.
08:36I got this.
08:37Salaam, brother.
08:39Listen me, yes?
08:40Glenn is a good man.
08:42Trust.
08:43Safi.
08:44Pardon?
08:45Nah, I thought you were Arab, but he ain't.
08:47We need to investigate this further.
08:48In the meantime, Mr. Campbell, you can't work on the shop floor.
08:52What?
08:53Sorry.
08:54No, no, no.
08:55I'm the only one here who sells anything.
08:56Rude.
08:57What about Helen?
08:59We know you're there, Helen.
09:00We can see your split ends.
09:02Please abide by the new working conditions.
09:04We'll be in touch.
09:05Fuck!
09:06Sorry.
09:07Bro, what is up with you?
09:09You're giving me full Jeff Dahmer vibes.
09:11Like, you know that look when he's been chopping up bitches on the slide?
09:14That is you, bruv.
09:15Look at you.
09:16Except he was fit.
09:17Even now, what are you twiddling your hair for, bro?
09:20If you've got knits, you can back off.
09:22I don't want them pricks under my hijab.
09:24Just, um, thinking about Lee, my brother.
09:26He's, you know, he's going through a tough time and...
09:28Hmm.
09:29So this ain't about your dad?
09:31Because he come back from the dead, but now he don't want you to find him.
09:34And he's ignoring you and not replying to your emails.
09:37Um, no.
09:38It's not that.
09:39Mmm.
09:40I'm gonna bounce.
09:41I had an edible a bit ago.
09:42You're wigging me out.
09:43Aisha, you can't go.
09:44It's only four.
09:45You're down for a full day.
09:46I emailed you the rota.
09:47Yeah, right.
09:48I never got that.
09:49Did you check your junk?
09:50Got to check your junk?
09:51You should be checking your junk.
09:52It's basic administrative competence.
09:53It's...
09:54It's...
09:55Oh.
09:56Shitting fuck.
09:57I'm gonna go.
09:58And don't you go chopping up no bitches, yeah?
10:01Promise?
10:02What?
10:03Oh, my...
10:04Oh, my...
10:05Oh, my...
10:06Oh, my...
10:07Oh, my...
10:08Oh, my...
10:09Oh, my...
10:10Oh, my...
10:11Oh, my...
10:12Oh, my...
10:13Oh, my...
10:14Oh, my...
10:15Oh, my...
10:17Oh, Kellan!
10:21Lee...
10:22Lee!
10:23He's replied.
10:24I've got an email.
10:25I think it's from Dad, from his business address.
10:27Went to my junk folder.
10:28Let's talk...
10:29DC.
10:30Is it DC?
10:31Don Campbell is...
10:32I have set up a Zoom call for later.
10:36You...
10:37You excited, yeah?
10:38Yeah, of course I am.
10:39It's a trauma, innit?
10:41Right.
10:42Yes, um...
10:43Are you...
10:44Are you gonna be alright?
10:45Quite, er...
10:46Yeah, I'm sober as a nun.
10:49There's a pope.
10:50Where is it?
10:50Right, well, just, er, maybe get cleaned up for the call.
10:52Is it, Lee?
10:53I think we found him.
10:55Ah, fuck.
10:57It's a judge.
10:59Of course, it's a fucking judge.
11:02Music and fashion was always the passion
11:05at the copa.
11:07What did they do, Maureen?
11:09They fell in love.
11:13Right, curtains.
11:15Er, what?
11:16Oh, er, er, is the laptop too low?
11:20Shall I get some books to prop it up?
11:21Ben, it's fine, love.
11:22Right, sorry, yeah, um, okay.
11:26Didn't fancy popping on a shirt.
11:29Here we go.
11:30I should call through any moment now.
11:33What?
11:35Okay.
11:37Um.
11:39Oh, my God.
11:41Is that, is it, um, hi.
11:43Hello, er, it's me, it's Glenn.
11:45I'm, at least, I, I think I might be, maybe, your...
11:49That's not your dad.
11:50Sweat.
11:51Oh.
11:53Sorry, who are we?
11:55Me.
11:56Des.
11:59Cousinelli.
11:59Desi.
12:00Your dad's her ex-business partner.
12:02Um, right, well, maybe you could help us, because we're, um...
12:09I just want to see you, son.
12:11The progeny of the cunt who wrecked my life.
12:16You ran off with my Rita.
12:17Oh.
12:18And my money.
12:20Rita.
12:21The only woman I ever loved.
12:24I just want to look in your eyes.
12:27And tell you with the utmost gusto.
12:32To go fuck yourselves.
12:34What?
12:34Wait.
12:35Hang, hang on.
12:36Wait.
12:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:38Oh, well.
12:40That's dead.
12:41What?
12:41No, no, no.
12:41Lee, Lee, wait.
12:42I'm gonna go and have a fag.
12:43I'll call him back, Lee.
12:44He doesn't want to be found, Glenn.
12:46It's fucked.
12:47Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee.
12:48Help.
12:49Lee, Lee.
12:50Ah, I just...
12:56What?
12:58Shall we?
12:59Sorry, Cass, but it is just chafing a bit.
13:17So, are you sure you want to do this now?
13:18Yeah, of course.
13:19Why not?
13:19Yeah, okay, well, you know, it's just after, you know, and we can do it another time.
13:22It's fine, it's fine, it's great, yeah.
13:23Okay, well, I've been doing some research, as promised.
13:26Lovely.
13:26And it says, first ensure that your sub feels safe within the mutually agreed parameters
13:32of play.
13:33Do you?
13:34Yep.
13:34Yeah?
13:35Great, okay.
13:36Next, establish your sub's pain threshold.
13:39Gradually build force whilst encouraging a dialogue around optimal level.
13:43Okay, so...
13:45I wish you'd call him back.
13:49What?
13:49Him, Des.
13:50Why are you...
13:51No, because, I mean, you know, he must know something, mustn't he?
13:53What, Glenn?
13:54Can we talk about this later?
13:55I mean, not for me, for Lee.
13:56I think Lee, like, really needs to find him, find Dad.
13:58No, no, what I'm saying is, you know, I've got to do it for Lee, haven't I?
14:07You know, it's on me, I'm his brother.
14:08And just now, it looked like he was giving up hope.
14:10Do you think he's giving up hope?
14:10I don't think he's giving up hope.
14:11I think he's fine.
14:12But we don't know that, though, do we, Curse?
14:13What I'm saying?
14:14Glenn, Lee is fine.
14:15Lee is fine.
14:16He is absolutely and completely...
14:18Oh, shit!
14:19Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
14:25Lee!
14:26What is it?
14:27Lee!
14:27Lee!
14:28Lee!
14:29Just stay calm, I'll be there in a minute!
14:32Lee!
14:33Just...
14:33Just stay calm, I'll be there in a minute!
14:35Lee!
14:35What?
14:35What's that, Meg?
14:36Fuck!
14:37Lee!
14:38Lee!
14:38I'm coming!
14:39I'm coming!
14:40I'm coming!
14:41Lee!
14:41Oh!
14:42I was bathing mother's corns.
14:51Oh!
14:52Thank God!
14:54Because I was in the bedroom and I saw the flames through the window.
14:59Making eggs.
15:02Tell you what, Roger, I'll tell you what, why don't you come in for a cup of tea?
15:06It's the least we can do.
15:09Lee!
15:09Actually, Roger, another time.
15:14If that's okay.
15:20It's, uh, quite a nasty burn, but that should hold the bandages.
15:24How'd it happen?
15:25Oh, he's been drinking quite heavily.
15:27I've nodded off.
15:28Um, I've not been kipping.
15:31It's the single bed, but with my sciatica.
15:33I do think the drink might have had something to do.
15:35Well, we need to get something bigger, then.
15:36Um, a small dab of bed might fit.
15:37What do you reckon?
15:38I don't think we need to do that.
15:39Or, or temporarily, you know, our bed's a double.
15:41Kirstie could take yours, I could take the sofa.
15:43Glenn, do you mind if you have a word, please?
15:48Glenn, I do think, and, and, and, listen, I am trying to be positive,
15:51but I do think maybe that's taking the actual piss.
15:54You know, I really want to look after you, Glenn.
15:56And trust me, because I grew up with my...
15:57Some people don't need a hug, they need a slap.
15:59And that is not about my sciatica, OK?
16:02Oh, God.
16:03Exactly.
16:04It's a relapse.
16:05Yeah.
16:05What?
16:06No.
16:06Like, I mean, fine, or...
16:08I mean, it's it, I'm sorry.
16:09Glenn, he's not having your fucking bed.
16:10It's temporary.
16:11It's not temporary, isn't it?
16:12It's just temporary.
16:13It's just temporary.
16:14It's just temporary.
16:15It's just temporary.
16:15It's just temporary.
16:15It's just temporary.
16:15It's just temporary.
16:15It's just temporary.
16:15Kirstie.
16:16Huh?
16:19I'm sorry.
16:22I'm just going to...
16:24Sorry, Lee, but, um, just about the fire.
16:28You're just first sleep, wasn't it?
16:30Well, I don't know if I've told you, Glenn,
16:32or if I've mentioned it.
16:33It's just...
16:34Trauma?
16:34It's the trauma, yeah.
16:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I think you did mention that.
16:38But if there was anything else, then...
16:40Well, actually, Glenn...
16:42There is something I want you to do for me.
16:46Oh, yeah, of course, anything.
16:47What is it?
16:50Couldn't knock us up a pain in colada, could you, please?
16:57Positive.
16:59Positive.
17:00Positive.
17:01Everything's going to be absolute.
17:05I'm not going anywhere, Kirstie.
17:0724 hours.
17:09You help me out,
17:10but we, Glenn, gets the photo.
17:14Oh!
17:17Oh, sorry.
17:18Yeah, no, it's absolutely fine.
17:20It's fine.
17:21Oh?
17:21Yeah.
17:22Yeah, he can, yeah.
17:23Yeah, yeah.
17:24Yeah.
17:24Mm-hmm.
17:24Oh, wow.
17:26Thanks, Gus.
17:27It's a right thing to do.
17:30Oh, drains are backed up, eh?
17:32Yeah.
17:38Shit.
17:39I need to tell you something.
17:47Glenn, um,
17:49I need to talk to you about your brother.
17:53Glenn.
17:57I...
17:58I...
18:03I was going to take it to the tip, then it was too big for the dust, so I took off my
18:21ears.
18:24Oh my God.
18:26No, no, no, I know it looks mad, but I had to put everything in all together, all the
18:31clues for finding him, finding Dad, I've got to find him, that's for Lee, but there's nothing
18:36cursed, it's like I don't exist.
18:42Right.
18:45Well, come on, there must be something.
18:47What about Rita?
18:48Hmm?
18:49Yeah, does his wife?
18:50He said that your dad ran off with her, maybe they came back to England, you know, there can't
18:54be that many, what, Cousinellis.
18:56Oh my God.
18:57Oh my God.
18:58Yeah.
18:58Glenn, um, there's something that I need to tell you, um, something about, about your
19:08brother, I, it's, um, oh my God, oh my God, oh God, there's one here, Rita Guznelli, in
19:20Harlow, that's 20 minutes away.
19:22Great.
19:23Cursed.
19:24Thank God I can rely on you, Cursed, honestly, I love you so much.
19:27I don't know what I'll do without you.
19:33So what are you going to say?
19:36Oh, oh, um, just about the bins.
19:39You changed the collection, so it's once a fortnight now, yeah, so.
19:42You said it was about Lee?
19:43Yeah, because he's, he's livid.
19:47Really cares about, um, council spending, apparently.
19:50Oh.
19:50Yeah.
19:51Right, love.
19:52Night, then.
20:03Oh.
20:05Glenn.
20:10Seeped.
20:11Me head's stuck to the pillar.
20:13Right, I'll put a new bandage on it, then.
20:15We've run out.
20:16So Lee and I can go and get some more, can't we?
20:18What?
20:18Yeah, yeah, the petrol station's open 24 hours, so, go and get some.
20:22Come on, let's go.
20:22Right.
20:23Okay, oh, and Lee, um, sorry, mate, about the bins.
20:26It's, er, underfunding.
20:30Ah?
20:31Come on.
20:31Just checking, Lee, um, when you posted all the letters that Glenn wrote,
20:45which postbox did you use, just because the one by us is actually out of order?
20:49Yeah, it was the next one.
20:50Is it?
20:51Yeah.
20:54Well, I didn't post them, so what?
20:56Why should I?
20:57Just forget that now.
20:58We need to talk about Glenn, okay?
21:00What about these?
21:01They're corn plasters.
21:03We need bandages.
21:04Yeah, Glenn wants to find Dad, okay, so just let him.
21:06No, no, no, not that.
21:07How about these?
21:08Right, that is a knee support, okay?
21:10I don't need a knee support.
21:12We need bandages for his head.
21:14Didn't know him, though, did he?
21:15I did.
21:16I'm the fucker with abandonment issues.
21:18Just listen to me.
21:19I'll have that and all, mate.
21:20I need you, you shit.
21:23And Glenn needs you.
21:24And you are turning yourself into Stig at the fucking dump.
21:27Stig at the fucking what?
21:28We did it in year nine.
21:29How about...
21:30Yeah, I'll take those.
21:31I'll take that.
21:31Yeah, definitely.
21:33And that.
21:34Thank you very much.
21:38Don't drink it in here.
21:41Look, Lee...
21:42Do you know what?
21:43Fuck it.
21:44Glenn can find Dad on his own.
21:46I've had enough fucking trauma in my...
21:48Oh!
21:49Oh!
21:49Oh, shit.
22:02Oh, shit.
22:16Morning, love.
22:22Oh.
22:22Oh.
22:22Oh.
22:25Um, Glenn?
22:26Hmm?
22:28So, so sorry, but, um...
22:30It's, uh, it's about your brother.
22:33He...
22:33Um, he's...
22:35He's...
22:36What was he using with the hot water?
22:38Don't worry, I'll shower later.
22:39Sorry?
22:40Just tell him to hurry up if you need a wee.
22:41Oh, and, uh, excellent pano chocks, love.
22:52Yeah, he must have been up early to get those.
22:54Oh, and, I found a lead on Dad.
22:59At Rita.
23:00I found her address.
23:01Oh, great.
23:02Hello.
23:03Hello.
23:06Dare I say it?
23:07I feel like, you know, everything's looking up.
23:11I mean, you could say, everything's coming up right.
23:13I feel like, you know, everything's coming up right.
23:43I was with you to...
23:46I could have a try tonight.
23:51Dare!
23:54Cut!
24:02Leave!
24:08It's a warning, Lee.
24:09Someone don't want us to find him.
24:10Don't you dare, cunt.
24:11Okay, Dad
24:17It's on
24:19We're coming for you
24:41I feel so alive
24:44I quit
24:46My turn to fire
24:48I watch the music
24:52I watch the music
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