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First broadcast 30th December 1964.
Freda Windsor, the new canteen manageress, is turning heads despite being older than the likely lads and Terry bets Bob he can pull her.
Rodney Bewes - Bob Ferris
James Bolam - Terry Collier
Bartlett Mullins - Mr. Clough
Don McKillop - Jack
Sandra Payne - Sheila Mills
Patricia Shakesby - Waitress
Yvette Rees - Freda Windsor
Freda Windsor, the new canteen manageress, is turning heads despite being older than the likely lads and Terry bets Bob he can pull her.
Rodney Bewes - Bob Ferris
James Bolam - Terry Collier
Bartlett Mullins - Mr. Clough
Don McKillop - Jack
Sandra Payne - Sheila Mills
Patricia Shakesby - Waitress
Yvette Rees - Freda Windsor
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00:30You have a lot to learn about women, both of you.
00:36By the time you found out, it was too late, Cloughy.
00:38Why, you cheeky...
00:39Now, watch it, Mr Clough, ladies' presence.
00:40Have you finished with your plate?
00:41Hey, what went into that?
00:43It's worse every day.
00:45You've got to watch him, you know.
00:46Oh, yes.
00:47You know, I fancy him, though.
00:48He's free, single, got his super hand to come,
00:50and only two years older than Cary Grant.
00:53Do you mind passing that plate?
00:54Hey, what was that?
00:55Not pot.
00:56You what, pot?
00:56Do you mind passing it?
00:58For you, darling, anything.
01:00Have you finished with your plate, love?
01:03Don't say much, does he?
01:05Got a good brain, though, he's a thinker.
01:06Yeah, he went to Oxford, you know.
01:08What's he doing here, then?
01:09I'm an eccentric millionaire.
01:12Yeah, it's not bad, that, you know.
01:14Ah, too skinny.
01:16These young birds are all the same.
01:17Well, what sort of thing do you fancy, then, Cloughy?
01:20Oh, something a bit older.
01:21A woman, not a girl.
01:22You should see him at home.
01:23Margaret Rutherford pasted all over the walls.
01:26You sound like another candidate for Mrs. Swinsor, Cloughy.
01:29I wouldn't mind that, I can tell you.
01:30Who's this?
01:31Probably could, too, from what I've heard.
01:33Eh?
01:33Divorced, isn't she?
01:34I wouldn't be surprised.
01:35No, no, no, she is.
01:36Morrie Hardacre told me.
01:38Who's this?
01:38Who?
01:39Who are you talking about?
01:40Didn't you notice her when you come in?
01:42Oh, do you mind?
01:43The canteen manageress, the new one.
01:45That's right, Newer Monday.
01:47Well, I haven't seen her.
01:48Oh, I know the one, you mean, the new...
01:51Oh.
01:52Oh, she's getting on a bit.
01:53I mean, she must be...
01:54She's not old lad, just right.
01:56Yeah.
01:57About 37, 38.
01:58Ah, at their peak, then, women.
02:00Well, what's this you've heard about her?
02:02Ah, well, you know how the lad's talk.
02:03There's nothing in it, probably.
02:04Oh, I don't know.
02:05You've seen the way she looks at you?
02:07You?
02:09Everyone, then.
02:10You'll be all right, though, though.
02:11She likes some young.
02:12Why?
02:13I teach you a thing or two, the pair of you.
02:15At least she's over 16.
02:17We don't go out with 16-year-olds.
02:20What do you mean by that?
02:21There she is now, over by the till there.
02:24Hey, she's not that, is she?
02:25Very nice.
02:26Watch it, Jack.
02:27Married man, remember?
02:28Shut your face.
02:30Well, she's all right, I suppose.
02:32Shut up, shall we?
02:37Did you want something?
02:39What's happening?
02:40Hey, oh, she's coming over.
02:42Did you boys want anything?
02:44Oh, we were just saying it's a big improvement.
02:47What is?
02:48The new system couldn't rebuy the till.
02:51Yes, it's much quicker.
02:51Yes, it was.
02:52Oh, well, I'm just responsible for the food, really.
02:55It's better.
02:56I thought it tasted better.
02:57We all did.
02:57Oh, yes.
02:58Good, did you?
02:59Oh, yeah.
03:00Only, I think Mr. Clough has a complaint about his offer.
03:04I am sorry.
03:05Didn't you like it?
03:07I don't know what he's on about.
03:09It was lovely.
03:09I enjoyed it.
03:10Well, if you have got a complaint, please don't be afraid to tell me.
03:14That's what I'm here for.
03:15But I haven't.
03:16You sure now?
03:17Well, that's all right.
03:17You've got no complaints from us, Mrs. Windsor.
03:20Hey, I see what you mean.
03:21Well, she's all right, I suppose.
03:23What did you do that for?
03:24Do what?
03:25I was setting it all up for you.
03:26Made sure she knew your name, see?
03:28I didn't even have hot pot.
03:30Then why did you say it was lovely?
03:32Well, I had to say something.
03:33I had fish fingers.
03:34Fish fingers, chips and peas.
03:36Come on, Fluffy.
03:37It's time we were getting over.
03:39Ta-ra, Will.
03:39Carrie.
03:40No, we'll follow you over, Jack.
03:42Don't be late.
03:43Aren't you coming?
03:43No, hang on a minute.
03:44Well, what are you waiting for?
03:45I think I might have another word with my friend, Mrs. Windsor.
03:48Oh, you'll not get out there.
03:49I'm not so sure.
03:51I think I saw something in her eye.
03:53Oh, probably a bit of Cluffy's fish finger.
03:56She's not bad, you know.
03:58Oh, she's not that great.
04:00Scrape someone her make-up off and you'd be surprised what you'd find underneath.
04:04Well, I fancy it.
04:05I wouldn't mind having her chasing after me.
04:07If she wants me, I'm available.
04:10It's the fellow that's supposed to take the lead, you know.
04:12Is it?
04:13Well, I wouldn't mind dancing backwards with that one.
04:16Come on.
04:17Where the last one's here?
04:18Hang on.
04:20Well, you might get anything there.
04:22You like a pint on it?
04:23That's a good job.
04:29That all yours, then?
04:30What wish it was?
04:32Let's whip the lot nib off to the south of France.
04:33They'd never miss it.
04:34Just put a penny on the team.
04:35Oh, this wouldn't get us far.
04:36It'd get us a long way from here.
04:38Oh, why, don't you like it here, then?
04:39Well, it's all right, I suppose.
04:41Could be worse.
04:42Oh, I like it myself.
04:43It's all new, like...
04:45Because you've just come here?
04:46Oh, just since Monday, yes.
04:47I'm on the electrical side myself, Mrs. Windsor.
04:50It is Mrs. Windsor, isn't it?
04:52Yes, that's right.
04:54Well, Frida, really.
04:57Oh, Frida.
04:59Well, I'm Terry.
05:00How do you do?
05:01How do you do, Terry?
05:03Where do you say you worked?
05:05The assembly shop.
05:06I'm an electrician.
05:07Shouldn't you be back there by now, then?
05:08Oh, I'm not worried.
05:09Better take care of you and all this money.
05:11Oh, I can take care of this.
05:13But, yes, there is something I'd like you to do for me, Terry.
05:18If you've got a moment.
05:20Whatever you like.
05:21What do you want doing?
05:22Well, it's our fridge.
05:24It's been acting up since yesterday.
05:26I think it's the wiring.
05:27I did ring maintenance, but nobody's been.
05:30Do you think you could fix it for me, Terry?
05:32Yeah, I'll take a look at it.
05:33Oh, I'd be so grateful.
05:35You sure got the time now?
05:36Just show me what it is.
05:37Well, it's in here.
05:38Come on, true love.
05:40Don't bother hanging around, mate.
05:41I'm just slipping in here for a minute.
05:43If I were a bit younger, that's all I'm saying.
05:52If I were a bit younger, I wouldn't be talking about it.
05:55Oh, don't go on about it, Cluffy.
05:57Not all day.
05:58And don't put those down there.
06:00These lads won't get anywhere.
06:02They haven't got the technique.
06:03The know-how.
06:04You know what these lads will get if they don't get back here?
06:06If out Darby comes in...
06:07Where have you been?
06:09You what?
06:10Oh, don't put them there, Cluffy.
06:12Hey, Bob, now, listen.
06:13Look at the time, will you?
06:14Where's your mate, anyhow?
06:15You'll not believe it.
06:16How do you mean?
06:17What I say, you'll not believe it.
06:20I'll give you three guesses who he's with.
06:23I don't care who he's with.
06:24I want him back here.
06:25Oh, she won't give him up that easy.
06:27Hey, Jack.
06:28Where shall I put the...
06:29Hey, you what?
06:30Mrs Windsor.
06:31Mrs Windsor?
06:32Sorry, I forgot.
06:34Frieda.
06:35When's this?
06:36After you left.
06:37They're in the kitchen now.
06:39What are they doing?
06:40Well, they're not making out the supper menu, that's for sure.
06:43I told you, Jack.
06:44I told you.
06:45It's the eyes.
06:45You can always tell by the eyes.
06:47Ozzy.
06:49That's right, Cluffy.
06:50At this very moment, that poor unsuspecting lad is in the hands of that wicked woman of ill repute.
06:55Lucky basket.
06:57Ah, it's Mr Cluff, the foaming cleanser.
07:00What happened?
07:00Yeah, what happened?
07:01Old Cluffy's got all the power you need for a big job cleaning.
07:05Hey, what you been doing, nosy?
07:07Ten minutes late, you know that.
07:09Yeah, I'm sorry, Jack.
07:10Mitigating circumstances.
07:12Oh, come on, then.
07:12What happened?
07:13Yeah, you're right, Cluffy.
07:15She's all right, our Frieda.
07:16Now, what's she want with you, then?
07:17Oh, I don't know.
07:18It must be a certain boyish charm which she finds irresistible.
07:22You reckon, eh?
07:23Something like that.
07:24How did you manage to get in there in the first place?
07:25Well, we just got talking and asked her if she wanted anything doing in the kitchen like.
07:28I told her what I did and she said, well, there is something you can do for me.
07:33Come on.
07:34Oh, listen, listen.
07:35She said, I've got this electrical trouble, you see, in the kitchen.
07:37The fridge it was.
07:39Mind, that was just an excuse.
07:41Anyhow, I didn't have time to fix her properly.
07:43I just got it going again.
07:44Still, we got chatting and told me where she worked before, where she lives now.
07:48Hey, she's got a young daughter.
07:49Did you know that?
07:49Oh.
07:49Yes, we got on very well together.
07:53Very well.
07:54I bet you did.
07:55Oh, we're just good friends, Cluffy.
07:56Ah, so far.
07:57Yeah, up till now.
07:58Well, I wish you luck with her.
07:59Come on, Cluffy.
08:00Well, I wouldn't mind, I'll tell you.
08:01She's all right.
08:03I like women like that anyway.
08:05That's not what you said at lunchtime.
08:07Oh, well, I haven't seen her properly.
08:09I've always fancied older women, as a matter of fact.
08:12Ever since we saw that picture when the young bloke got seduced by the extraptease queen living upstairs.
08:17And you reckon that's what's going to happen to you?
08:19Well, I may seem hard to get, Robert, but I have been known to weaken.
08:24Well, she's not bad, I'll give you that.
08:26Come on, you two.
08:27When you're finished.
08:28Oh, sorry, Jack.
08:29Right away.
08:29Oh, not there, Cluffy.
08:32Hey, Bob, can I put these over here?
08:35Oh, yeah.
08:36Put them down, Cluffy.
08:38Anywhere.
08:39Not there.
08:46I'm not worrying about them two top tables this morning, Mrs. Windsor, because we don't get many in on the first shift.
08:54Oh, don't you, love?
08:55Well, that's all right, then.
08:56Mind you, they make as much noise.
08:57I've noticed that.
08:58It's all the apprentices.
09:00The boys' brigade.
09:01Oh, and the young ones, is it?
09:03Don't let them fool you.
09:05Most of them have been on beer since they're 11 plus.
09:07I wouldn't turn me back on any of that lot.
09:09Oh, they're good lads, really.
09:12I'm sure of that.
09:13Good lads, you don't have to squeeze in and out the tables.
09:16By the time I've cleared away the cabinet pudding, my bottom's black and blue.
09:21Go on with you, Elsie, they're not that bad.
09:23Yeah, borough wouldn't melt.
09:33Oh, you're early.
09:34It isn't ready yet, you know.
09:36You are?
09:37Your lunch isn't ready to now pass us a first sitting.
09:41Are you new, then, are you?
09:42Um, no, I'm not new.
09:44Oh, I'm new as well.
09:45I'm not new.
09:46I just wanted to ask you something.
09:47I'm not new.
09:48Oh, sorry, love.
09:49What is it, then?
09:49I've been here a while.
09:51It's just that, um, well, um...
09:55I heard you had some trouble with your wiring.
10:00In the kitchen, like.
10:02Yes, that's right.
10:03Yeah, well, I was doing this job in the storeroom, you see,
10:05and I thought as I was passing, I'd pop in and see if I could help out, like.
10:09Oh, that is sweet of you.
10:12I must say, all you boys are very good to me.
10:14Oh, it's no trouble.
10:17Is it in here, then?
10:18Oh, I feel it's all fixed now, love.
10:20How do you mean?
10:21Do you know you're the fourth offer of help I've had this morning?
10:25The what?
10:26The fourth offer.
10:27I must say, you're very kind.
10:29Yes, you and Mr. Clough fixed it for me an hour ago.
10:36Get away.
10:37Oh, so-and-so, you went across there, did you?
10:40Aye, I went across.
10:41Did you take her flowers?
10:42No, I took me ratchet.
10:44You what, Cloughby?
10:46Me ratchet.
10:47Went to fix her fridge, didn't I?
10:49Aye, she looked grand today.
10:52Aye, there was one time she leaned over to show me the switch.
10:55Aye, I nearly earthed me thumb.
10:59Aye, do you know what Moriardacre told me?
11:02Aye, I'll tell you how, Tim.
11:03Well, he's right about her.
11:05You're still on about her, are you?
11:07Flighty Freeder.
11:08Oh, Cloughby's been over there, you know.
11:10Yes, I've heard about it.
11:11What is it, Cloughby?
11:12Bob-a-job week?
11:14You've joined the fan club now, have you?
11:16Oh, what's wrong with you?
11:17I just went over to give her a hand.
11:18That right, eh, Tim?
11:19Well, I did.
11:20I don't know what you were up to, Cloughby.
11:22All's fair in love and war.
11:25Well?
11:25Why are you off to?
11:26I'll be lunch.
11:27Now?
11:28Well, I've got to wash me hands first.
11:30Well, he's never done that before.
11:32You must have got it bad, Cloughby.
11:34You'll be washing your feet next.
11:36You'll never have to.
11:38It's given him a new lease of life, a new reason for living.
11:41I should have given him my aftershave.
11:43Ah, silly old nignog.
11:46What's up with you?
11:47Well, to hear him talk, you'd think the welfare officer had brought her here to keep the lads happy.
11:51All you do is sign a form.
11:53Hey, that's an idea.
11:54Mind, it's not all talk, you know.
11:57Morrie Ardaker.
11:58Hey, Morrie Ardaker.
12:00I know.
12:01This one of the draftsmen's been there, and Ronnie Cooper in maintenance.
12:05It's amazing.
12:07One smile past the tea urn, and you'd think she was her mother ruddy deuce.
12:10Well, you saw what happened yesterday.
12:12She was definitely giving me the come on.
12:14I know, mate.
12:15I was there.
12:17So was I.
12:19When?
12:19This morning, about half an hour ago.
12:22Well, now, go to our house.
12:24You talk about Cloughby, you're as bad yourself.
12:27Well, at least I'm realistic.
12:29Yeah, crafty, I'll give you that.
12:32Anyway, what happened?
12:33Nothing.
12:33That's just the point.
12:35Oh, I see.
12:37She didn't fancy you, then.
12:39Oh, don't give me that.
12:40She might like giving me a bloke to the eye, but that's as far as it goes.
12:44Yesterday afternoon?
12:45Look, man, that was just a tease.
12:47If she'd have really fancied you, you'd have done more than fix her fridge for her.
12:51Well, that was a start anyway, mate, which is more than you seem to have made.
12:55All right, then finish it.
12:56Right, you're on.
12:58Just give me till this afternoon.
13:00Why, then?
13:01Does her fridge go wrong every afternoon?
13:03I know where she'll be, that's why.
13:05Timing, mate, that's what counts.
13:07Just give me till five o'clock.
13:09Five o'clock, that's all.
13:11Ah, well, don't leave it any later.
13:13Kerry Clough will beat you to it.
13:15All of me.
13:30Did you see her?
13:32Why not take all of me?
13:35Come on, did you see her?
13:37Don't you come, mate.
13:38I've got to look me best tonight.
13:39Can't you see?
13:41Come on.
13:42I'm no good without you.
13:49Come on, what happened?
13:51How much did you bet me, mate?
13:52Was it 300 quid or a pint?
13:54Well, I'll tell you what.
13:55Loan is your sway tie and we'll call it quits.
13:58You've asked her out, then?
13:59Yes, Mrs Windsor and I are spending the evening together.
14:03Well, that'll cost you something.
14:05Who said ever anything about going out?
14:07In fact, Robert, we are spending a quiet evening in.
14:11Around her place.
14:14Just another little job,
14:15which she didn't really think Mr Clough could manage.
14:21If you ask me, you could drop yourself right in it there.
14:25A woman of her age.
14:26Oh, come on, Bob, I've got nothing to lose.
14:28She's mature, experienced.
14:30When she goes out with a bloke, it doesn't have to be serious.
14:33And besides, she's been divorced.
14:35She's got a kid.
14:36Yeah, that's another thing.
14:37Where's the kid in all this?
14:38Oh, she's got the pictures.
14:39I checked that.
14:40She was on the phone when I was in Freedia's office.
14:42Don't worry, mate.
14:43It's all set up.
14:45Yeah, well, anyhow, you want to watch it.
14:46Oh, it'll be all right.
14:47I'll tell you what,
14:48I'll come round to your place afterwards
14:49and tell you how I got on.
14:51Oh, no, I've got a date.
14:52Have you?
14:52Who with?
14:54Sheila.
14:54Sheila Mills.
14:55Who?
14:56Well, you were dancing with her on Saturday night.
14:58Me?
14:59Yeah, I knew you were mortal,
15:01but I didn't think you were that bad.
15:02Oh, I remember.
15:04Little dark piece.
15:06She's blonde.
15:07God, you were away.
15:08Oh, I think I know what you mean.
15:12You're taking her out.
15:14Oh, what do you mean?
15:16She's very nice.
15:17At least she's our own age.
15:19Yeah, I know.
15:20Like every other little scrubber in this town.
15:22A couple of drinks
15:23and you might be able to hold her hand on the way home.
15:27Frida's different.
15:28Yes.
15:29She's got varicose veins.
15:31Very funny.
15:33She's got experience, mate,
15:34which is more than your Sheila Watson name's got.
15:37She'd teach me more an hour
15:38than your little piece could in a month of Sundays.
15:41Anyhow, I'm off home.
15:43Yeah, cheerio, ma'am.
15:44Hey, good luck with Marta Hari.
15:46Cheerio.
15:47And watch your step with Thuliana.
15:49Yeah.
16:19You're nearly through, isn't there, love?
16:24Just about.
16:26Ready for a drink yet?
16:28Wouldn't mind.
16:31Well, you've certainly earned it, my lovely.
16:43Tonic.
16:45What?
16:46Tonic.
16:48With your gin.
16:50Oh, aye.
16:51Please.
16:52I think I'll have a little drop of orange myself.
17:00You want it through there, love?
17:02No, I'm coming through.
17:04I'm ready now.
17:06Right.
17:10Cheers.
17:10Why, they're crazy.
17:18There isn't half some muck onto that sink.
17:23What have you done with the things, Bach?
17:25Oh, God, I'd never have asked you to do it if I'd realised you were wearing your best clothes.
17:30Oh, it's just an ordinary suit.
17:33Look at your tie.
17:34What happened?
17:35Oh, I didn't see that.
17:37Oh, I think I must have trailed in the cap, mate.
17:39Oh, you love.
17:41It's such a nice tie, too.
17:44Sweet, isn't it?
17:45Yes.
17:46Was it a present?
17:47Oh, yeah.
17:49Whoever gave you that will be upset.
17:52You wouldn't chuckle.
17:54Let me give it a little rub.
17:55No, no, it's all right.
17:56Come on, now.
17:59Yeah, give me those things.
18:01Take your drink.
18:03I'll be back with you in a minute.
18:06Well, it's all done, anyhow.
18:08Yes, bless you, Terry.
18:10I had no idea it would take so long.
18:12Neither did I.
18:13Do you know how long you've been in here?
18:16Two bloody hours.
18:19Two hours?
18:20Oh, really?
18:22I won't think you're actually a little bit.
18:25So did I.
18:26Oh, I can't get this dirt off, love.
18:30Perhaps you'll brush off when it's dry.
18:32Oh, ta.
18:34Oh, you're looking at that photo.
18:37Do you know when that was?
18:391950.
18:41Wit.
18:42Oh, aye.
18:42Yes, we were in Bournemouth, too, it is hot.
18:45Oh, I remember it when I was pregnant at the time.
18:47My little girl was born later that year.
18:51Look at that hat.
18:53That's your, um, that's Mr. Windsor, is it?
18:56Yes, that's Frank.
18:57No, not Windsor.
18:57I use my maiden name, eh, Miss Eva?
19:00Yes, that's Frank.
19:02He was on leave at the time.
19:04He was in the army, you know.
19:05Still is.
19:07Staff Sergeant.
19:08You've done your, what, two years, Terry?
19:14Oh, no, I missed it.
19:15Um, I wouldn't have minded like.
19:17Oh, well, it's not a bad life, really, I suppose, but no life for a kiddie.
19:22I got fed up with it in the end.
19:24But he wouldn't come out, no.
19:26He was stubborn.
19:27He was like that.
19:29You remind me of him, in a way.
19:31Oh, thanks very much.
19:32Oh, no, I don't mean like that.
19:34I, I think it's your hair.
19:37Oh.
19:39Maybe it's your eyes.
19:40I do know something about you.
19:42Oh, yes, he was good looking, all right.
19:45I'll say that for Frank.
19:50Oh, he could be a so-and-so at times.
19:53Still, that's all over.
19:55I'm a free agent now.
19:56What about you, Terry?
19:59You must have a girlfriend.
20:00Oh, no, nothing special, you know.
20:03Go on, I bet there's some girl disappointed tonight.
20:06No, no, no, no, there isn't really, no.
20:08Still, I bet you'd rather be with your friends than sitting here listening to me going on.
20:12Oh, no, I like it, dear.
20:13Really.
20:14Do you mean it?
20:16Very sweet of you, Terry.
20:22Your glass is empty.
20:24Better fill her up.
20:26You do the honours, love.
20:33It was sweet of you to bring the gin round, Terry.
20:35Oh, that's all right.
20:37It's nice of ice, I think, sir.
20:39It's nicer with ice, isn't it?
20:41Yeah.
20:42There's room for it.
20:52Cheers, Frank.
20:54Oh, I'm so sorry.
21:05Bottoms up.
21:07Cheers.
21:10Oh, you put a lot of gin in you.
21:13You trying to get me tiddly?
21:15What would I want to do that for?
21:17Oh, you tell me.
21:20Oh, perhaps you'd better not.
21:25Well, you were right.
21:26I did have an ulterior motive.
21:29Oh?
21:29Coming round here tonight.
21:31What's that?
21:32I didn't just come to fix the immersion, you know.
21:35Oh.
21:35Do you know what I really came for?
21:41What?
21:43Free supper.
21:45And I never even offered you anything.
21:47Oh, that's all right.
21:48I'm not hungry now.
21:49You lost your appetite?
21:51Yeah.
21:52I must be ailing for something.
21:53What are we going to do about that, then?
21:56I don't know.
21:58I've got a pretty good idea.
22:02Oh, it's my daughter.
22:06Oh, it's nice.
22:07Now you'll be able to meet her.
22:09Oh, lovely.
22:12Oh, I'm glad you brought your friend back.
22:15Just drag your things up and come on in.
22:17Ha, ha, ha.
22:19Are they being the pictures?
22:20Oh, aye.
22:21Hello, Mum.
22:22Hello, Pat.
22:23Nice picture.
22:24Yeah, it's lovely.
22:25Well, bring your friend in, then.
22:27Oh, yes.
22:29Come in, then.
22:31This is Bob, Mum.
22:39Terrace, my daughter, Sheila.
22:41Terrace is Bob.
22:42Bob, Terry.
22:44Don't I know you?
22:45Oh, yes, at work.
22:49In a canteen?
22:50Well, I never did.
22:52So you two know each other, then?
22:54Oh, aye.
22:57Terry's been fixing the immersion, Sheila.
22:59It took him two hours.
23:02Oh, would you like some coffee, boys?
23:04I'll soon have some on.
23:05Oh, I'll give you an, Mum.
23:07It's on, Bob.
23:11All of me.
23:12Oh, no, take all of me.
23:16Shove off.
23:18Immersion eater.
23:20I thought I saw your little bag of tricks over there.
23:22I was doing all right when you came round.
23:23Oh, going to do the fuse box next, were you?
23:27I'd have done more than that, mate.
23:29Were you?
23:29Oh, would you?
23:30I'm sorry I interrupted.
23:31If I'd given you another half an hour, you'd have rewired the old bloody building.
23:36Get stuffed.
23:37Eh?
23:38You've got your best suit on.
23:41Them trousers are ruined.
23:42How much did you pay for them?
23:45Eh, look at that tie.
23:46It's finished.
23:47It's mine.
23:47Was that your garnish?
23:52Oh, I think it must have trailed in the cat meat.
23:56In what?
23:56It trailed in the what?
23:57It's all right.
23:58It gives it a long life and a glossy fur.
24:01Ah, ah.
24:02Very funny.
24:03Well, perhaps this will teach you a lesson anyway, to go out with birds of your own age.
24:07Eh, you've just set me thinking.
24:09What did she say?
24:101950...
24:11What's 50 from 64?
24:14Four.
24:15Fourteen, why?
24:16Fourteen, that's it.
24:17And that's just how old little Lolita is through there.
24:21Fourteen?
24:23Get away, she must be at least 17.
24:26Oh, she may look older, but scrape some of that make-up off, mate.
24:29You'd be surprised what you find underneath.
24:32Well, how do you know?
24:33Frida told me tonight she was born in 1950.
24:37Oh, she doesn't look 14.
24:39Well, admit it, she doesn't look 14.
24:41Well, I'll give you that.
24:42Yeah, and how come the names are different?
24:44Oh, Windsor's her maiden name.
24:46Oh, I see.
24:48Yeah.
24:49Let's put it down to experience, both of us.
24:51Yes.
24:52You live and learn.
24:54You must admit it's a bit of a laugh.
24:55Aye.
24:57Hey, Terry.
24:59Do you realise something?
25:00What?
25:01Well, suppose you'd married old Frida.
25:03Oh, man.
25:03No, come on.
25:04Suppose you'd married Frida.
25:06He'd have been Sheila's father.
25:07And if I married Sheila?
25:09You'd have been my son-in-law.
25:10Daddy!
25:10No!
25:11No!
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