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Mama June From Not To Hot Season 7 Episode 7
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00:00Previously on Mama June Family Crisis.
00:03Where the hell is Josh at?
00:04We're getting a divorce.
00:05Whoa!
00:06I don't love him enough to be with him.
00:07My marriage to Josh may be ending,
00:10but we're still a family when it comes to the kids.
00:13Have the best day ever.
00:15Bye, Ella.
00:16Love ya.
00:16But I do worry that our togetherness
00:19is giving Josh the wrong idea.
00:21You want to come inside and see the kids?
00:23Well, the kids aren't here right now.
00:24I get it.
00:25Josh still has feelings for me,
00:27but I've been watching our marriage crumble for years.
00:29And I don't want to give him any idea
00:31that there may still be something between us.
00:33I'm not ready to tell my family who I'm dating yet,
00:36especially Josh.
00:37What's his name?
00:38His name is Darren.
00:40Darren and Josh, they're cousins.
00:43Oh my God.
00:45Unfortunately, Jessica's been nosing around.
00:48Where are you going?
00:49Quit asking me so many questions.
00:50I'll be back.
00:51I mean, do you know something I don't know?
00:52Is she dating now?
00:54Meanwhile, I moved into a better warehouse with cheaper rent.
00:58Hello.
00:59It's all together in here.
01:01But Jessica was MIA.
01:03Popping questions we never saw coming.
01:05Juma, you about to get you a new daughter-in-law.
01:09Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.
01:11I definitely think Jessica can do better than Cheyenne.
01:13I don't really know that I really like Cheyenne.
01:16I don't know really any of us like her.
01:18While one marriage may be starting,
01:20mine and Josh's officially came to an end.
01:23Lauren, do you want your maiden name back?
01:25I mean, I don't really think that I'd have to answer
01:27these type of questions in front of Josh.
01:29You know, I really don't think I have anything else
01:31to talk about today, Miss Shannon.
01:33Like, honestly, I just want to soak in the moment right now.
01:48The kids are asleep, I'm finally divorced, I finally feel free.
02:04So why not pop me a bottle of champagne and celebrate?
02:08Pumpkin!
02:09June!
02:10It is party time!
02:11Where are the kids at?
02:12Shh!
02:13It's not fun.
02:14What?
02:15You are divorced, bitch!
02:17Just put them to bed and it's quiet in here.
02:19You want some bottles?
02:20Yeah, you gotta pop that bottle right there.
02:22Let's see if you can do it.
02:23But this is celebration right here, Pumpkin.
02:26I invited Jessica to come over, but who even knows if she's back
02:30from her engagement cruise.
02:32But y'all already know, mama's not going to miss a chance
02:35to celebrate my failed marriage.
02:38I don't understand it.
02:39But anyway, see, look, it's all like, let's go!
02:42You messed it up, Junebug.
02:44But yeah, it was supposed to spray out.
02:46Why are you flinching?
02:47It's a party, Pumpkin!
02:48You're a divorce, that piece of .
02:50Oh, my God, don't say that.
02:53It's no secret that I've never liked Josh.
02:56He's always made it known from the beginning
02:58that he couldn't stand me.
02:59I was the root of all of his problems.
03:01Mama's home!
03:04Every time June shows up, she ruins everybody's lives
03:08with the chaos that she brings with her.
03:10He was always judging me for, like, my wrongs that I was making.
03:13Look, now you're pissed off with honesty, bro.
03:15That's all they want out of their mama is honesty, Justin.
03:18And she hasn't been honest over the last 10 years, dude.
03:20Before Josh and Pumpkin got together,
03:22me and Pumpkin was always thick as steam.
03:24Yeah, I'll do a belly flop right now.
03:26I know you will!
03:27Catch up!
03:30But he came in and changed that.
03:32There's no room for your mama in my life anymore.
03:35They're very angry, and your mama is the reason.
03:38I knew from day one that he was not right for her.
03:41And look at me now.
03:42I'm right.
03:43I think he is.
03:44No, he's not.
03:47He's an OK person.
03:49Whatever you say, Pumpkin.
03:51Even though we're not together anymore,
03:53I'll always have respect for Josh,
03:55because he is the father of my kids.
03:58I'll never be like mama in that way.
04:00What'd you bring me?
04:01So I brought you these little cupcakes,
04:03but you got to read what they say.
04:05OK.
04:06Oh, well, now you putting things on it,
04:08or had somebody else do it.
04:09Had somebody else do her dirty work.
04:11Yeah.
04:12Well, you read them all.
04:14Single.
04:15I mean, you're single, ready to mingle,
04:17and you're milk now.
04:19Bitch, I've been a milk.
04:20Let me try one of the chocolate ones.
04:22I ain't had no damn sweet in nine months.
04:23I'm really going to break my damn diet.
04:24This is special occasion.
04:26This is special occasion.
04:28Which one you, uh-oh.
04:29The chocolate.
04:30You got the divorcedest ?
04:31Well, I guess I'm divorced as ?
04:33All right.
04:34Hell out.
04:36I'm actually on my weight loss journey, lifestyle change,
04:39but I would eat a whole sheet cake just to celebrate
04:41Pumpkin and Josh's divorce.
04:43Hallelujah.
04:46I'll say this, and I've been saying this for like the past year.
04:50Life is so short.
04:51Yeah.
04:52And not to settle, and not be unhappy,
04:55and do what you want to do, and enjoy life,
04:58like be around the people that actually care.
04:59Like, you know what I'm saying?
05:01Yeah.
05:02I've learned that in the past year.
05:05Who's that texting you over there?
05:07Jessie talking about, sorry, I'm just getting back into town.
05:09I don't think I'm going to make it.
05:11Hmm, surprise, surprise.
05:13You go on a cruise.
05:14You don't say nothing to anybody.
05:16Then like the week, I obviously need you to move the warehouse,
05:19to work as an employee, to do all the things.
05:21Like, you're not around, so.
05:23I ain't even going to take some back.
05:25it.
05:26What bothers me is like, they never come around.
05:28Mm-hmm.
05:30Cheyenne may have something that she doesn't want
05:32to be around us for.
05:33I don't know.
05:34We know you don't like her.
05:35I definitely don't.
05:37She's very controlling, too.
05:39And I do think that like, Jessie is more of a pushover.
05:42Jessie's what you'd call a yes man.
05:44Yes, absolutely.
05:46I mean, Jessica's like a yeah woman.
05:50Jessica just doesn't like conflict,
05:51so whatever somebody's telling her to do, she's going to do.
05:54That is exactly what she does with Cheyenne,
05:56controlling every single move that Jessica does.
06:00I don't know.
06:01Maybe we need to talk to her bitch ass and be like,
06:04hey, what's the deal?
06:06Why don't you ever come around?
06:07Like, what's going on?
06:08Like, call her up, bitch.
06:09We might go to lunch tomorrow, because your bitch ass
06:11don't want to come here.
06:12But we're going to tell her that we're
06:13going for a celebration thing.
06:15So you're going to set her up?
06:17Yeah.
06:19Yeah, that's going to go over well.
06:27Hello?
06:28Hey, what are you doing?
06:29Jessica, you're missing the party.
06:30The cupcakes and the champagne.
06:32We want to do an engagement luncheon.
06:34My mom wants to take you to lunch for your engagement
06:36to say congrats.
06:37Oh, my Jesus.
06:39What you doing tomorrow?
06:41Uh, nothing.
06:43I'll take you what time and what place.
06:46All righty.
06:46Well, just let me know.
06:48OK.
06:48Bye.
06:49Congratulations.
06:51Not really.
06:52June, I wasn't hung up yet.
06:54Like, for real.
06:56Jessica getting engaged to Cheyenne is a show.
07:00I haven't commented on her social medias.
07:02No phone calls, no texts, no nothing.
07:04What I need to say to Jessica, I need to say face to face.
07:07What I think you should do is you and Jessica
07:09could talk about this on your way home
07:10so I can enjoy my peace and quiet.
07:12Because you're starting to ruin it.
07:13Oh, wow.
07:14See, June, you're getting everybody kicked out
07:15because you're loud mouthed.
07:17OK.
07:18She left a mess.
07:19No, it's fine.
07:20I'm used to it.
07:21It's all right.
07:21Congratulations.
07:22Jamie tried to clean up.
07:24Yeah.
07:24See you tomorrow at your favorite lunch
07:26with your favorite daughter.
07:27You're going to be there, too.
07:28Wow.
07:29Bye.
07:29Bye, y'all.
07:30Yep, see y'all tomorrow.
07:31See you tomorrow.
07:33Oh.
07:42Oh, God.
07:43You want your toy?
07:44Oh, goodness.
07:47It's my last day with the kids,
07:49and I'm just trying to enjoy my time with them
07:51before I don't get to see them for a week.
07:53I'm going to drop them off with Josh's mom on the way to lunch
08:03with Junebug, Justin, and Jessie.
08:05Cool.
08:06It's just the last enjoyable moments
08:08for whatever craziness that might break out at this lunch.
08:11Oh, gosh.
08:12Oh, gosh.
08:14Oh, gosh.
08:17Ready?
08:17Ready.
08:18So what are you going to say to Jessie?
08:34I don't really know yet.
08:35Hello, Lord.
08:36How are y'all?
08:37Hey, Harry.
08:38How are you?
08:38My name's Tina.
08:39I'll be your server today.
08:41Hello.
08:42Y'all ready to order?
08:43Yes, ma'am.
08:44I want some fried cauliflower with a side of, like,
08:47mild sauce and barbecue sauce, grilled chicken
08:50with a side of Alfredo sauce.
08:52That is not healthy, not that sauce.
08:55Alfredo's is cheese, so that is protein.
08:57It's about three or four grams only.
09:00And then can I do the extra Alfredo sauce?
09:03Wow.
09:04I'll be right out with your order as soon as it's written.
09:08Finally, Jess, because she finally shows up.
09:12The cat drove her in.
09:14What are you out there doing, wedding planning?
09:16No, traffic's bad.
09:17Mm-hmm.
09:18Mm-hmm.
09:19Mm-hmm.
09:20She enjoyed that cruise?
09:21Yeah.
09:22But she did.
09:24Is there a little something you forgot to say before you went on that cruise?
09:29Y'all know.
09:30That's why y'all are asking these questions.
09:31Yeah, we know, because Katie finds it on social media.
09:35Yeah.
09:35The fact that you didn't answer my phone call two days ago,
09:38I could have used your help at the warehouse, so you ran off on a cruise.
09:40I was going to tell y'all, but, you know, it was my surprise.
09:44I know the family's upset about me not telling them about it first, but I wanted this to be
09:48about me and Cheyenne only.
09:50I mean, can we have that one moment?
09:52And mama has a mouth bigger than the state of Georgia, so, I mean, I wasn't going to risk it.
09:56So, how long you been planning this?
09:59It was just a spur of the moment thing.
10:01That's why nobody knew.
10:02No, no, I mean, are you sure that's really what you want to do?
10:07Is somebody who you want to spend the rest of your life with?
10:09Yeah.
10:12Is she pregnant?
10:13Boom!
10:14You went, phew, you slid right on in a damn hole.
10:16Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
10:17I mean, y'all was planning that, too.
10:19Mm-mm.
10:20I want to talk to Pumpkin about me and Cheyenne possibly having a baby and using Josh's go-go juice.
10:25Yeah, how did she get pregnant though?
10:26They're gay.
10:27I'm not understanding.
10:30I mean, you can turkey-based.
10:33So that thing up in there like,
10:36it is up in there and hoping to swim up the sea.
10:39And this is not how I was planning on it going.
10:42Well, I mean, it's real tall.
10:44I'm almost 30 years old, time to settle down.
10:46Well, Cheyenne just ain't young, Jessie.
10:49She actually's a little young.
10:50This is exactly why I didn't tell them about proposing.
10:54They always have to find the negative in everything.
10:56Is it too much to ask for my family just to say, we're happy for you?
11:00Pumpkin.
11:02Who the are you texting?
11:04You've been texting somebody the whole time we've been here.
11:06Put the damn phone down.
11:09I'm there smiling.
11:10What's up with that?
11:12So I've been, like, trying to see them.
11:16This dude, what?
11:18Oh, wow.
11:19I wasn't expecting that.
11:24Feel it, baby.
11:27It looks like I'm not the only one at this table keeping secrets.
11:31I've known him for a little while.
11:33Do we know him?
11:35Maybe.
11:35Speak now.
11:36He's kind of been in Josh's family for a long time.
11:41Wow.
11:41Wow.
11:43It's his cousin.
11:46What?
11:51Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
11:54Why do y'all have flowers?
11:56They're for Mama.
11:57What are the intentions of the flowers?
11:59I don't want to move on.
12:00This is my family.
12:02This is my home.
12:04I think there's a lot of love between me and Pumpkin.
12:06To me, divorce is just a piece of paper.
12:09This already sounds like a setup.
12:11The only reason that I'm really honestly trying to talk Jessica out of marrying Cheyenne
12:15is I don't honestly think that she's a person for her.
12:18Listen, I'm on the way to the hospital.
12:20Damn, the kids weren't with her, was they?
12:21Oh, my God.
12:22I'm gonna go there now.
12:23I'm honking.
12:32I've been smiling.
12:34What's up with that?
12:36So I've been, like, kind of seeing this dude.
12:42Do we know him?
12:44Been in Josh's family for a long time.
12:47Wow.
12:48Wow.
12:49Wow.
12:49It's his cousin, but it's, like, they're not blood cousins.
12:54Do you get what I'm saying?
12:55Like, which cousin is it?
12:57Darren.
13:03The cousin.
13:05The divorce ain't even dried on the ink yet.
13:08me.
13:09Oh, so that day I watched the kids?
13:10That was a date.
13:11Hmm.
13:12Honey, where are you going?
13:14I'm going to a business dinner.
13:16So you're going with Paisley?
13:17No, quit asking me so many questions.
13:19I'll be back.
13:22Why in the world?
13:24I mean, technically, they're not even related.
13:26Like, it's his.
13:26No.
13:28Yeah, it's true.
13:29It is not.
13:30Not by blood.
13:30Bubba is not his daddy.
13:32Junebug, since you know so much.
13:33Bubba has raged Josh, so.
13:35Yeah, it still doesn't matter.
13:36There ain't no blood, baby girls.
13:39We're going to do a family tree.
13:40You got Josh's mom.
13:42Josh does know his real dad, but, like,
13:44doesn't have a relationship with him.
13:46So then she got into another relationship.
13:50Come over here.
13:51You got Darren, okay, is kin to Josh's stepdad.
14:01That is his uncle.
14:05No blood, no nothing.
14:08And then here's little old me.
14:10Why are you down here?
14:14Is this Josh's stepdad?
14:16No.
14:18But I want to be the one to tell Josh.
14:23You just told mouth in the mouth.
14:24You just told the wrong person.
14:25I mean, we live in a small town, Pumpkin.
14:29That's why we don't go out and about.
14:30If I'm going to process this for a little while,
14:32I'll have to give you a call later when we have to talk about this,
14:34because I need to figure this out.
14:36This isn't even about me.
14:37So process all you want.
14:38Get back on Jessie.
14:39The one who didn't tell us that she was getting engaged.
14:43I thought this was going to be like a nice little,
14:45oh, congratulations.
14:47Thank you for joining.
14:48You know, happy.
14:50Thank you for joining.
14:50What?
14:50We weren't involved.
14:52Oh my gosh.
14:52We was involved.
14:53We were involved.
14:54We had to find out the KDP on my phone.
14:55I mean, on KDP and all people.
14:57We all have a safe drive home.
15:04I really don't know what the hell to think.
15:06I mean, I'm not done with your ass either.
15:07Oh my gosh.
15:08When are you going to tell Josh?
15:09I don't know.
15:10But I'll tell you what I do now.
15:12I've got plans, you know.
15:13So I'm not talking about it right now.
15:15What you going to do?
15:16Go hang out with Josh's cousin?
15:19He gets off it in 30 minutes, so probably.
15:24How would you feel like if one of your sisters
15:26hooked up with somebody in our family?
15:27Who cares?
15:31I mean, I cannot believe this.
15:32Jessica's getting married, pulling
15:33and I got her new little boo thing.
15:35We're in the family.
15:36That's the thing.
15:37Like, you should just be happy for her though.
15:40I mean, if she's happy, I mean, you know,
15:42sometimes y'all let people make their own mistakes.
15:50Chase, they look good.
15:54Oh.
15:56Chase, this is going to be a lot of sugar cookies.
16:03But you're not going to tell them, are you?
16:08We're going to just tell her what she wants to hear.
16:11Deal.
16:13Look, we'll get your mommy.
16:15Hey there, fiance.
16:16Hey, bookie bean.
16:18What'd you do to Chase?
16:19How was work?
16:20It was good.
16:21How was your brunch or lunch?
16:24It was good.
16:25It actually went really well.
16:26They're happy that we're engaged?
16:28Yes.
16:30I think that's a lie.
16:32Why do you think it's got to be so negative?
16:34Because it's your family.
16:36If it ain't about them, then they get mad
16:37and they make it about them.
16:39So what else was said today?
16:40Do you think if it was a horrible time,
16:42I would come home and make you cupcakes?
16:44You would do that because you're hiding something.
16:48Lesson number one.
16:49Get better at hiding my family drama from my fiance.
16:54I should have made chicken tenders.
16:56They were all asking questions because, you know,
16:58they didn't find out from us telling them.
17:01They found out through social media.
17:04Guess what I also found out?
17:06I found out some good gossip.
17:08What is it?
17:09You know Punk is talking to somebody else?
17:12Who?
17:13Josh's cousin.
17:14No.
17:15Swear to God.
17:18Like, how do you go to family functions saying, oh, well, Josh,
17:21I'm here with your cousin.
17:23Imagine what Josh is going to think when he figures this out.
17:26Oh, he doesn't know yet.
17:27No.
17:28Oh.
17:29I don't like to know these things because I know when Josh,
17:31he's going to flip when he finds out.
17:32I would suggest staying out of it, but that's up to you.
17:36Are you going to leave me for a cousin?
17:38That wasn't even funny.
17:49Hey.
17:49Punk.
17:50What are you doing?
17:52Pressing T's.
17:53You heard from Jessie?
17:55No.
17:56Why?
17:57Jessie, she done went on a cruise with Cheyenne and done
17:59proposed and didn't tell anybody.
18:01Uh-uh.
18:01Mm-hmm.
18:02I hope that Cheyenne's the breadwinner of Jessie and them's family
18:05because I'm going to tell you right now, Jessie is not a good employee.
18:09And if she wasn't my sister, she would have already been fired.
18:13We are going to need some more T-shirts.
18:15I need to order some more of those.
18:17I do think that I'll probably order some darker colors.
18:20I feel like it makes you look slimmer.
18:21Sure, that's why my favorite color is black.
18:23It's this one.
18:29Oh, my gosh.
18:30I was about to mess up.
18:35Hello.
18:37What?
18:38What do you mean?
18:39Where are the kids?
18:40Okay, all right.
18:43Oh, my freaking gosh.
18:46All right, bye.
18:49Pumpkin, where are you going?
18:50I'm going to go.
18:51Josh just wrecked his truck.
18:52He's at the hospital.
18:53I'm going to go there now.
18:54Okay, we'll meet you there.
18:56Okay, where are you going?
19:09Oh, my God.
19:11Josh just wrecked his truck.
19:12He's at the hospital.
19:13I'm going to go there now.
19:14Okay, we'll meet you there.
19:26Hello.
19:27What are you doing?
19:28I'm on the way to the hospital because Josh just wrecked his truck.
19:32Oh, my God.
19:35I mean, damn, the kids weren't where they were, eh?
19:37No, thank God.
19:38So, I'm going to have to call you back.
19:39What was he doing?
19:40Like, feeding?
19:42Well, I'm glad you didn't have the damn kids with him.
19:43I'm going to have to call you back.
19:46All right, I guess it's common whenever you get down with the situation.
19:48All right, bye.
19:56We're at the hospital.
20:01The other person was going very fast when they did hit him, and they did overturn the vehicle.
20:05The doctors have ran, like, an MRI, and they've done blood work, and they've done, like, CT scans,
20:10and all that stuff, and they didn't find anything.
20:13Thank God they are going to give him some medicine for the swelling and for the soreness.
20:18And then they did say that he'll have to, you know, take it easy for the next week or two until he does, like, recover.
20:37Everything check out at the hospital or what?
20:50I have swelling around my spine, and I still can hardly move my left leg.
20:55Why?
20:56I guess I got caught up under the steering wheel.
20:58Like, when they first put me on the stretcher, I couldn't feel my leg.
21:00I couldn't move my toes.
21:03I kept having to lay back on the ground.
21:05I didn't know I was bleeding.
21:06Some guy, one of the paramedics, he's like, yo, you're bleeding pretty good.
21:12Blood all over my hand.
21:14That's crazy.
21:16That could have been way worse, you know?
21:18We're still going to be a family, you know?
21:20That's why I come and picked you up.
21:23I could have lost you, and that would have been sad.
21:25For real.
21:28You know?
21:28I do appreciate you being there for me.
21:35You're welcome.
21:38I know if I called you, you'd come too, so.
21:42It's crazy how close I come to losing my life.
21:45I really just wanted to see the kids and Pumpkin again, and I'm really glad she was there for me.
21:51Maybe this could be a turning point for us.
21:54Are the kids still with Jessica?
21:56Yeah, she was watching them for me when I took Ella to school.
22:00What's crazy to me is Jessica, you can't even come to work, but she can go to a cruise and propose
22:05to Cheyenne.
22:06She told me she was going to propose to Cheyenne.
22:08She told you?
22:09Yeah.
22:10What the ?
22:12She didn't tell you?
22:13She didn't tell none of us.
22:15Maybe she wanted to keep it to herself.
22:17Wait a second.
22:18Jessie doesn't tell me about the engagement, but she tells Josh?
22:22I'm telling you right now, Jessie had already said she hasn't told anybody about the engagement.
22:26It was just a spur of the moment thing.
22:28That's why nobody knew.
22:30But that's a lie.
22:32What else is Jessica keeping from us?
22:34All y'all are dysfunctional.
22:37So are you.
22:37Yeah, well, yeah, I'm not a saint.
22:48You ready?
22:58Need me to pick you up, touch you inside?
23:02Yes, spare me.
23:03Huh?
23:04Spare me.
23:05down, dude.
23:14Come on, Grandpa.
23:20One baby.
23:22Bubba boy!
23:23Two babies.
23:24Look who it is.
23:25Your mommy ain't your daddy.
23:28You want to go in there?
23:30It's nice to see you here, Jessie.
23:33Hey.
23:35Hey, hey, Bubba's inside.
23:36Hey, mommy's talking to you.
23:37Mommy.
23:38Boys.
23:39Mommy.
23:40You have to be careful with daddy, okay?
23:42Daddy wreck him truck.
23:47I hurt my daddy.
23:48Oh my goodness.
23:50I hurt my head.
23:54You hurt my head.
23:55You hurt my head?
23:56I hurt my head.
23:57Oh.
23:58I wrecked my truck.
23:59You wrecked my truck?
24:00Yeah, I wrecked my truck.
24:01What is that?
24:02You got to be careful, Al.
24:03Be careful.
24:04A little tinder.
24:04Be careful.
24:05You shouldn't be hurting.
24:07It's okay.
24:09Daddy's a fine.
24:11I know.
24:11Daddy's going to let you go upstairs.
24:12You go upstairs, Bubba.
24:14Him and Jessie, I'm sure, have a lot to catch up on.
24:16A lot of secrets to keep.
24:23Do you know what Pumpkin's talking about?
24:25The proposal.
24:26I might have mentioned that you told me before you told her.
24:33It's a whoopsie on my end, for sure.
24:35Jesus.
24:36Well, now I'm going to have to find a way to dig myself out of this one.
24:39Thanks.
24:40Do you want me to help you?
24:41No.
24:42I can bring the shovel.
24:43Oh, wow.
24:49Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
24:52She don't listen to none of us, so maybe she'll listen to Psyche,
24:54because Psyche can see her past, present, and future.
24:57If Psyche tells Jessica that Cheyenne is not the one for her,
25:00then she is the real deal in my book.
25:02Why do y'all have flowers?
25:04Or your sister.
25:05She might be talking to somebody else.
25:07You know something I don't?
25:08Who is it?
25:09F*** it all, you know?
25:13I had to come down to the impound lot and fill out some paperwork,
25:29because now my car is totaled.
25:31I got into a major accident.
25:37I got some damage to my forehead.
25:41I got a few cuts and bruises, and a big bruise coming up right here.
25:49My back hurts.
25:50My leg hurts.
25:50Oh.
25:51You know, seeing my truck totaled, it gives you a perspective on how quick life can be there,
25:57and then be taken away from you, just within seconds.
26:02Just coming back from taking Ella to school.
26:03I crossed the main highway.
26:05Was trying to rush back to get to my kids.
26:08Needless to say, I was going to cross the highway, and the sun was in my window.
26:14I double-checked both ways twice, and by the time I looked right,
26:17a lady in a silver F-150 was coming down the highway, and I never seen her due to the sun in
26:25my passenger window, but she hit me so hard that I spun around once, flipped once.
26:32I'm not sure if I flipped twice or not, because I was awake during the whole thing, but
26:39I was too busy being bounced around the cab of the truck to exactly know what was going on,
26:43and at that point, the airbags had deployed, so I couldn't see out of none of my windows.
26:48It was probably the nicest vehicle I've ever owned, so it hurts my soul
26:52that I finally had something nice in life, and then it was just
26:55taken from me by a simple misjudgment of light and an accident, you know?
27:01The biggest thing I thank God for is that my kids weren't with me, because that was my initial
27:06plan, was to load everybody up and take everybody with me to take Ella to school.
27:11I'm very fortunate to be alive and out of this particular accident in one piece.
27:21You know, going through the divorce and then going through the wreck,
27:23it was just like, I mean, what else is going to be taken from me, you know?
27:30Things happen we can't control. I'm just glad to be alive. Glad to still be here for my kids and
27:36I'm still looking at just the damage done. It's like, I don't even know how I'm here, dude. I don't.
27:53What? I'm looking for a gumball machine. I think it'd be pretty cool to have. I know it's not
28:05gum, but they could go inside of a gumball machine. So how's Josh doing? He's doing okay. He's just,
28:11like, really beat up. I mean, thankfully he had just dropped Ella off, you know? Yeah.
28:15Yeah. There's damn Jimbo. Hello. Hey, what are you doing? Nothing. Getting ready for this live
28:25tonight. So what they end up saying about old Joshy Poo when we got in that wreck? He's all right.
28:32He's just sore as . Wow. And I was telling him about the fact that we had found out Jesse was
28:37engaged and had done it while she was on that trip with Cheyenne. How about she told him? That's crazy.
28:45Josh and her, like, besties for the resties now. Honestly, I think Jessica's, like, hanging out with,
28:51like, Josh, because maybe they're having, like, a mousetrois or something like that. You know,
28:56now that, you know, Pumpkin and Josh aren't together, they can get that baby juice instead of doing a
29:00turkey baster. I don't know. It just worries me a little bit because now they're, like, buddy-buddy up,
29:06and it's like, I did tell Jesse about the daring too. Yeah. As mad as I am at Jesse right now,
29:13I just hope she has enough common sense not to tell Josh about Darren. That's not her business,
29:19and it's definitely not her business to be telling Josh. So she better stay out of it,
29:22or I'm gonna rip her a newborn. All right, Jeanne Buck, I got work to do. Bye-bye. All right, bye.
29:30I still can't believe you told your family about Darren. I think it's scary as .
29:35Hello. Hi. Where's Pumpkin at? Pumpkin! What? Jesse's here.
29:59What are you doing here, Jess? Coming to work. Coming to work for what? I mean,
30:07after all the shade you threw at lunch the other day, I decided I'd come to work.
30:14I know I missed a lot of work, and I didn't tell Pumpkin about the cruise,
30:18but I was excited about the engagement, and so I had to tell somebody. I mean, Josh is like my brother,
30:23and he also knows how to keep his mouth shut, unlike the rest of them. But I'm here today
30:28just to keep the peace. Like I needed you last week. Well, I'm here today.
30:33Well, today's too late. Like why don't you go hang out with your best friend, Josh?
30:41I have things to do, Jessie. Sorry, but Pumpkin's just being a bitch right now. I mean,
30:45she didn't even tell me about her divorce or who she was dating, and she expects me to tell
30:49her everything. I mean, girl, please. You have fun with that.
30:57Uh, that was awkward. Well, you know.
31:11I mean, you could get up and help drag these boxes back here. What are you doing anyways?
31:16Trying to figure out Jessica's bachelorette party. I mean, we could do pole dancing classes.
31:22I mean, Julie, I... And you'd have to put a strip of pole in our room.
31:25I don't really... No, but first... See, I got you a little stuttered right there.
31:29If I were to do a pole dance place with a pole in our room, see, that could bring excitement to our
31:33relationship. I think that would be a good idea. I think that's a terrible idea.
31:39But like we could like get to a psychic. She don't listen to none of us, so maybe she'll listen to
31:43the psychic, because the psychic can see her past, present, and future.
31:46So she's this random person that she's never met before just because she had some cards.
31:52She's gonna believe her over everybody else. Yeah.
31:54There's all kind of tricks and trades to do the same thing they're doing.
31:58Fun story about psychies, okay, guys. So I would go to my mama's cell phone,
32:03and I would do like 900 numbers. I charged her cell phone bill like $3,000.
32:07And if this psychic tells Jessica that Cheyenne is not the one for her,
32:11then she is the real deal in my book. I mean, this already sounds like a setup.
32:19I think the psychic is an amazing idea. I don't have time. I'm going to get Caitlyn right now.
32:24Okay, violence, but you know, my little eight ball says all signs point to we are going to a psychic.
32:30Oh, now you're the genie with a crystal ball? Yep. Oh, wow.
32:37Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
32:42Pumpkin was one of the first people there, so she must give a some way.
32:45I think the biggest bruise is yet to come, and it's to his ego when he finds out who Pumpkin's dating.
32:51Pouring my heart into this family for the last 10 years just to be on.
32:54I think I'm going to pack up all my today and get it the out.
32:58Panhandani Associate MD
33:16Hey kids, could you please stop calling all over yourselves?
33:21I'm glad you find this so amusing and normally I would try to prevent the kids
33:32from painting all over themselves but my entire body hurts and I just physically
33:35can't move to prevent everybody from doing it so I'm letting them have at it
33:51yo yo yeah they're flipping your truck run my buddy was like you know you're not
34:04supposed to park there yeah clearly Bobby's on my head you got the Geico on daddy's head
34:16I'll be gentle Bubba you got to be gentle you look like you got beat up pretty good I mean you don't
34:30really need to be trying to do it all by yourself me and Jim can take the kids if you want somebody
34:34to take them I mean pumpkin offered to take them too bro it was just like man after having to crawl
34:39out of the truck kind of looking around I'd rather have them all around me now I'm saying like that
34:46was the grace of God right it'd have been a lot worse you know when I was sitting there in the
34:50hospital I was just like man if it's not one thing it's another dude when they tell you it rains it
34:56pours they mean it yeah oh I know one thing though I'm just over the pain it hurts to walk it hurts
35:04to breathe I can't cough pumpkin was one of the first people there so she must give a subway
35:09yeah I mean she still gives a right you know it means a lot to me that Justin come and checked
35:16up on me he's pretty much a safe place where I can just you know talk and give my feelings on
35:22whatever it may be at the time this whole ordeal just makes you want to be with my family you know
35:27not just the kids but pumpkin too I just want to come check on you sure you want me to stay or like
35:33take the kids with me I appreciate it bro I mean they're fine dude I know Josh is okay
35:38mine is the bumps and bruises but man I think the biggest bruise is yet to come and it's to his ego
35:45when he finds out who pumpkin's dating it's hard that's up yeah if I need you I'll call you just
35:52holler at me right I will appreciate you yeah oh
36:09Oh!
36:16Oh!
36:21Hey, how you feeling?
36:24I'm in a lot of pain.
36:26I guess I'm gonna grab Ella before pumpkin gets here for her week.
36:30Jessica has been a huge help to me during these bird nesting weeks.
36:33Definitely made the whole solo parenting thing a whole lot easier.
36:39Good luck.
36:41I'll be back.
36:42Okie dokie.
36:43Be safe.
36:44Bye Ty!
36:46Party time!
36:47Bubby's note is clean up time!
36:49Ty Ty!
36:50No, come clean up!
36:52Bye Ty!
37:05Um, yes, this is June.
37:07I'm just looking for something fun to do with my daughter that she's getting married.
37:10I need it for like three or four people.
37:13But do you have anything available for Saturday?
37:16Can we do two o'clock then?
37:18Ok, well thank you so much. We'll see you then.
37:21Hey, bye bye.
37:23Well, that is good.
37:25I am super excited about this psychic for Jessica's bachelorette party.
37:30I mean, who better to say you don't need to marry Jayanne but a psychic.
37:37Hey, it's Jessica. Leave a message.
37:40Hey, Jessica. I know that this is maybe coming unexpectedly but we decided to plan a bachelorette party for you.
37:46I actually planned a whole day of fun.
37:49Even though you're kind of hard to plan for because you don't do strippers.
37:54Yeah.
37:55So I have an amazing day planned.
37:57Me and Justin will pick you up at noon so be ready on Saturday.
38:01And tell Cheyenne to enjoy her day away from you because it's only for you.
38:06So see you then.
38:07No details will be known.
38:10It will be a day full of surprises.
38:13I mean, maybe she'll listen to the psychic.
38:15Just she sure don't listen to me.
38:23Yo, Mac cheesy.
38:25Ok, go throw the trash over there, bubby.
38:27Be big boy.
38:29Ah, ah.
38:30See ya.
38:37Whoa.
38:38What's that?
38:39Jesse got Mac and Cheesy.
38:40We're home.
38:42Who's that?
38:44Taylor Gray.
38:46Say hey, Ellie.
38:47Hey, Ellie.
38:49Ellie.
38:50Ellie.
38:51Ellie, are you taking any shoes?
38:53Need some help down now?
38:54Help.
38:56Say hey, Dada.
38:58Hey, Dada.
38:59Hey, babies.
39:00Why do y'all have flowers?
39:02They're for mama.
39:03Or your sister.
39:04What is the intention of the flowers?
39:07I mean, the way your sister kind of rushed to the hospital to come see me after the wreck made me think there might be still something there, I guess.
39:14The thing that sucks is like I don't want to move on.
39:19This is my family.
39:20This is my home.
39:22In the car, she was like, you know, we'll always be a family.
39:25Sometimes life just has to smack you upside the head and wake you up to make you see things a whole lot clearly.
39:31And the accident did that.
39:33Pumpkin will be here later on to start her week with the kids.
39:37I think there's a lot of love between me and Pumpkin, and I've seen married couples separate and find their way back to each other.
39:44To me, divorce is just a piece of paper.
39:47Well, sometimes it's just better for your well-being, just to scoot along the track.
39:51Why am I scooting along?
39:52I'm just saying.
39:53I mean...
39:55You know something I don't?
39:58Well, she might be talking to somebody else.
40:04You know something I don't?
40:09Well, she might be talking to somebody else.
40:22I didn't want to tell you, but I feel bad because you're sitting here pouring your heart out.
40:26I feel like it's the right thing to do, is just to tell you.
40:31Who is it?
40:36You don't have to say the name.
40:39Your cousin, Darren.
40:45You know, hearing that Pumpkin was seeing someone else just felt like a stab in the heart.
40:49And then hearing who it was that Pumpkin was seeing was even more of a stab in the chest because it's just sickening, really.
41:01The nerve of some people.
41:03It just sucks because I did have a little glimmer of hope after my accident.
41:07And now whatever hope I had left in my marriage is gone.
41:11Wow.
41:13Don't sit here and dwell on it.
41:15Go live your life.
41:16You still have your kids.
41:17And that poured my heart into this family for the last 10 years just to be sickened on.
41:22Clearly your sister has no heart.
41:25Just like your sickened mama.
41:28She's June Junior.
41:29She shouldn't have been named sickened Lauren.
41:31She should have been June.
41:32That's the sickening problem.
41:34But it is what it is, I guess, at this particular point in life.
41:37Because this sickening is...
41:41It's a good way to throw 10 years out of the window.
41:43I didn't tell Josh to portray Pumpkin. I told Josh because he's part of the family. I mean, I can't watch Josh have all this hope with getting back with Pumpkin, especially knowing that she's moved on with Darren.
41:57I think I'm sick of looking at this house.
42:00I'm sick of walking around in it.
42:02And I think I'm going to pack up all my sicken today.
42:05And get it the out.
42:07That way I'm out.
42:09And these were for absolutely nothings.
42:11I think I'm going to go step outside and take a breather.
42:14Because what is the absolute point?
42:16There isn't one.
42:17There is no point.
42:18There is no point.
42:19There's no point to this.
42:20There's no point to continue to try.
42:21So, it all, you know?
42:23Why not?
42:34Next on the season finale of Mama Jean.
42:37Did you tell Josh?
42:38Told him about what?
42:39That I'm seeing somebody.
42:41You know, I've never felt this sick to my stomach.
42:44And now it's all over.
42:45I'm able to see the future and I see that you may have a heart attack.
42:51It's literally my ex-husband.
42:53This side are you on?
42:54I'm actually in the middle.
42:55Bitch, I'm done with you.
42:56I'm not your sister.
42:57Don't call me.
42:58Bye.
42:59Are you good?
43:00I am in so much pain right now for going to the ER.
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