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00:00Previously on Mama June Family Crisis.
00:03Where the hell is Josh at?
00:04We're getting a divorce.
00:05Whoa!
00:06I don't love him enough to be with him.
00:07My marriage to Josh may be ending,
00:10but we're still a family when it comes to the kids.
00:13Have the best day ever.
00:15Bye, Ella.
00:16Love ya.
00:16But I do worry that our togetherness
00:19is giving Josh the wrong idea.
00:21You want to come inside and see the kids?
00:23Well, the kids aren't here right now.
00:24I get it.
00:25Josh still has feelings for me,
00:27but I've been watching our marriage crumble for years.
00:29And I don't want to give him any idea
00:31that there may still be something between us.
00:33I'm not ready to tell my family who I'm dating yet,
00:36especially Josh.
00:37What's his name?
00:38His name is Darren.
00:40Darren and Josh, they're cousins.
00:43Oh my God.
00:45Unfortunately, Jessica's been nosing around.
00:48Where are you going?
00:49Quit asking me so many questions.
00:50I'll be back.
00:51I mean, do you know something?
00:52I don't know that she's dating now.
00:54Meanwhile, I moved into a better warehouse with cheaper rent.
00:58Hello.
00:59It's all together in here.
01:01But Jessica was MIA.
01:03Popping questions we never saw coming.
01:05Gemma, you about to get you a new daughter-in-law.
01:09Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.
01:11I definitely think Jessica can do better than Cheyenne.
01:13I don't really know that I really like Cheyenne.
01:16I don't know really any of us like her.
01:18While one marriage may be starting,
01:20mine and Josh's officially came to an end.
01:23Lauren, do you want your maiden name back?
01:25I mean, I didn't really think that I'd have to answer
01:27these type of questions in front of Josh.
01:29You know, I really don't think I have anything else
01:31to talk about today, Miss Shannon.
01:33Like, honestly, I just want to soak in the moment right now.
01:48Like, honestly, I just want to soak in the moment right now.
02:00The kids are asleep.
02:01I'm finally divorced.
02:03I finally feel free.
02:04So why not pop me a bottle of champagne and celebrate?
02:09Pumpkin!
02:10June.
02:10It is party time.
02:12Where are the kids at?
02:13June's not my heart.
02:14What?
02:16You are divorced, bitch.
02:18Just put them to bed, and it's quiet in here.
02:19You want some bottles?
02:21Yeah, you got to pop that bottle right there.
02:23Let's see if you can do it.
02:24But this is celebration right here, pumpkin.
02:26I invited Jessica to come over, but who even knows if she's back from her engagement cruise.
02:32But y'all already know, Mama's not going to miss a chance to celebrate my failed marriage.
02:38I don't understand it.
02:39But anyway, see, look, it's all like, let's go!
02:42You messed it up, Junebug, but yeah, it was supposed to spray out.
02:45Why are you flinching?
02:47It's a party pump!
02:48Get your divorce, that piece of !
02:50Oh my God, don't say that.
02:53It's no secret that I've never liked Josh.
02:56He's always made it known from the beginning that he couldn't stand me.
02:59I was the root of all of his problems.
03:01Mama's home!
03:02Every time June shows up, she ruins everybody's lives with the chaos that she brings with
03:09her.
03:10He was always judging me for, like, my wrongs that I was making.
03:13Look, now you're pissed off.
03:15Honesty, bro, that's all they want out of their mama is honesty, Justin, and she hasn't
03:18been honest over the last 10 years, dude.
03:20Before Josh and Pumpkin got together, me and Pumpkin was always thick as seed.
03:24Yeah, I'll do a belly flop right now.
03:26I know you will!
03:27Catch up!
03:28But, uh, he came in and changed that.
03:32There's no room for your mama in my life anymore.
03:36They're very angry, and your mama is the reason.
03:39I knew from day one that he was not right for her.
03:41And look at me now, I'm right.
03:43I think he is.
03:45No, he's not.
03:47He's an okay person.
03:49Whatever you say, Pumpkin.
03:51Even though we're not together anymore, I'll always have respect for Josh because he
03:56is the father of my kids.
03:57I'll never be like mama in that way.
04:00What'd you bring me?
04:02So I brought you these little cupcakes, but you gotta read what they say.
04:06Okay.
04:06Oh, well, now you're putting things on it or had somebody else do it.
04:10Had somebody else do her dirty work.
04:12Yeah.
04:13Well, I mean, read them all.
04:14Single.
04:15I mean, you're single, ready to mingle, and you're a MILF now.
04:19Bitch, I've been a MILF.
04:20Let me try one of the chocolate ones.
04:22I ain't had no damn sweet nine months.
04:24I'm really gonna break my damn diet.
04:25This is a special case.
04:25Yeah, see, she wants one left.
04:27Which one you, uh-oh.
04:29The chocolate.
04:30You got the divorcedest ?
04:31Well, I guess I'm divorced as ?
04:33Oh, wow.
04:35I'm actually on my weight loss journey, lifestyle change, but I would eat a whole sheet cake just
04:41to celebrate Pumpkin and Josh's divorce.
04:43Hallelujah.
04:46I'll say this, and I've been saying this for, like, the past, like, year.
04:50Life is so short.
04:51Yeah.
04:52And not to settle, and not be unhappy, and do what you want to do, and enjoy life, like,
04:58be around the people that actually care, like, you know what I'm saying?
05:01Yeah.
05:02I've learned that in the past year.
05:05Who's that texting you over there?
05:07Jessie, talking about, sorry, I'm just getting back into town.
05:10I don't think I'm going to make it.
05:11Hmm, surprise, surprise.
05:13You go on a cruise, you don't say nothing to anybody.
05:16Then, like, the week I obviously need you to move the warehouse, to work as an employee,
05:20to do all the things, like, you're not around, so.
05:24I didn't want to take a surprise.
05:25it.
05:26What bothers me is, like, they never come around.
05:29Mm-mm.
05:29Cheyenne may have something that she doesn't want to be around us for.
05:33I don't know.
05:34We know you don't like her.
05:36I definitely don't.
05:36She's very controlling, too.
05:39And I do think that, like, Jessie is more of a pushover.
05:43Jessie's what you'd call a yes man.
05:44Yes, absolutely.
05:47I mean, Jessica's, like, a yeah woman.
05:50Jessica just doesn't like conflict, so whatever somebody's telling her to do, she's going to do.
05:54That is exactly what she does with Cheyenne, controlling every single move that Jessica does.
06:00I don't know.
06:01Maybe we need to talk to her bitch ass and be like, hey, what's the deal?
06:06Why don't you ever come around?
06:07Like, what's going on?
06:08Like, call her up, bitch.
06:09We might go to lunch tomorrow because your bitch ass don't want to come here.
06:12But we're going to tell her that we're going for a celebration thing.
06:16So you're going to set her up?
06:19Yeah, that's going to go over well.
06:21Mm-hmm.
06:27Hello.
06:28Hey, what are you doing?
06:29Jessica, you're missing the party, the cupcakes, and the champagne.
06:31Cheyenne, we want to do an engagement luncheon.
06:34My mom wants to take you to lunch for your engagement to say congrats.
06:38Oh, my Jesus.
06:39What you doing tomorrow?
06:41Uh, nothing.
06:43I'll take you to what time and what place.
06:46All righty, well, just let me know.
06:48Okay.
06:48Bye, congratulations.
06:51Not really.
06:52Uh, June, I wasn't even hung up yet.
06:54Like, for real.
06:55Jessica getting engaged to Cheyenne is a show.
06:59I haven't commented on her social medias.
07:02No phone calls, no texts, no nothing.
07:04What I need to say to Jessica, I need to say face to face.
07:07What I think you should do is you and Jessica can talk about this on your way home so I can enjoy my peace and glad.
07:12Because you're starting to ruin it.
07:13Oh, wow.
07:14See, June, you're getting everybody kicked out because you're loud now.
07:17Okay.
07:18She left a mess.
07:19No, it's fine.
07:20I'm used to it.
07:21It's like, congratulations.
07:22She didn't try to clean up.
07:24Yeah.
07:24See you tomorrow at your favorite lunch with your favorite daughter.
07:27I hope you're going to be there, too.
07:28Bye, y'all.
07:30Bye.
07:30See y'all tomorrow.
07:31See you tomorrow.
07:33Oh.
07:43Do you want your toy?
07:44Oh, my goodness.
07:47It's my last day with the kids, and I'm just trying to enjoy my time with them before I don't get to see them for a week.
07:53Like a little, like a little fat baby chicken bone.
07:59I'm going to drop them off with Josh's mom on the way to lunch with Junebug, Justin, and Jessie.
08:05Hello.
08:06It's just the last enjoyable moments for whatever craziness that might break out at this lunch.
08:11Oh, gosh.
08:12Oh, gosh.
08:13Oh, gosh.
08:14Oh, gosh.
08:15Oh, gosh.
08:17Ready?
08:17Ready.
08:18Ready.
08:18So what are you going to say to Jessie?
08:31I don't really know yet.
08:35Hello, Lord.
08:37How are y'all?
08:37Hey, how are you?
08:38Doing good.
08:38How are you?
08:38My name's Tina.
08:39I'll be your server today.
08:41Hello.
08:42Y'all ready to order?
08:43Yes, ma'am.
08:44I want some fried cauliflower with a side of, like, mild sauce and barbecue sauce.
08:49Grilled chicken with a side of Alfredo sauce.
08:52That is not healthy, not that sauce.
08:55Alfredo's is cheese, so that is protein.
08:57It's about three or four grams only.
08:59Mm-hmm.
09:00And then can I do the extra Alfredo sauce?
09:03Wow.
09:04I'll be right out with your order as soon as it's written.
09:08Finally, Jessica, she finally shows up.
09:12The cat drove her in.
09:14What was she out there doing?
09:15Wedding planning?
09:16No, traffic's bad.
09:17Mm-hmm.
09:18Mm-hmm.
09:20Did she enjoy that cruise?
09:21Yeah.
09:22But she did.
09:24Did a little something you forgot to say before you went on that cruise?
09:29Y'all know.
09:30That's why y'all are asking these questions.
09:32Yeah, we know, because Katie P finds it on social media.
09:35The fact that you didn't answer my phone call two days ago,
09:38I could have used your help at the warehouse,
09:39so you ran off on a cruise.
09:41I was going to tell y'all,
09:42but, you know, it was a little surprise.
09:44I know the family's upset about me not telling them about it first,
09:47but I wanted this to be about me and Cheyenne only.
09:50I mean, can we have that one moment?
09:52And Mama has a mouth bigger than the state of Georgia,
09:55so, I mean, I wasn't going to risk it.
09:58So how long have you been planning this?
10:00It was just a spur-of-the-moment thing.
10:01That's why nobody knew.
10:03I don't know.
10:03I mean, are you sure that's really what you want to do?
10:05Yes.
10:06There's somebody who you want to spend the rest of your life with?
10:10Yeah.
10:12Is she pregnant?
10:13Boom!
10:14You went, phew, you slid right on in a damn hole's life.
10:16Oh, no, no, no, no.
10:18I mean, y'all were playing that, too.
10:19Mm-mm.
10:20I want to talk to Pumpkin about me and Cheyenne possibly having a baby
10:23and use this Josh's go-go juice.
10:25How would she get pregnant, though?
10:26They're gay.
10:27I'm not understanding.
10:30I mean, you can turkey base.
10:33So that thing up in there, like, whoo, it is up in there and hoping,
10:38hoping to swim up the sea.
10:39And this is not how I was planning on it going.
10:42Well, I mean, it's real tall.
10:44Look, I'm almost 30 years old.
10:45Time to settle down.
10:47Well, Cheyenne just seems young, Jessie.
10:49She actually is a little young.
10:50This is exactly why I didn't tell them about proposing.
10:54They always have to find the negative in everything.
10:56Is it too much to ask for my family just to say,
10:59we're happy for you?
11:01Pumpkin.
11:03Who the are you texting?
11:04You've been texting somebody the whole time we've been here.
11:06Put the damn phone down.
11:09I'm there smiling.
11:10What's up with that?
11:12So I've been, like, kind of seeing this dude what?
11:18Oh, wow.
11:19I wasn't expecting that.
11:20Feel it, baby.
11:27It looks like I'm not the only one at this table keeping secrets.
11:31I've known him for a little while.
11:33Do we know him?
11:35Maybe.
11:36Speak now.
11:36He's kind of been in Josh's family for a long time.
11:41Wow.
11:42Wow.
11:43It's his cousin.
11:46What?
11:46Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
11:53Why do y'all have flowers?
11:56They're for Mama.
11:57What are the intentions of the flowers?
11:59I don't want to move on.
12:01This is my family.
12:02This is my home.
12:03I think there's a lot of love between me and Pumpkin.
12:06To me, divorce is just a piece of paper.
12:09This already sounds like a setup.
12:12The only reason that I'm really honestly trying to talk Jessica out of marrying Cheyenne
12:15is I don't honestly think that she's a person for her.
12:18Listen, I'm on the way to the hospital.
12:20Damn, the kids weren't with her, was they?
12:21Oh, my God.
12:22I'm going to go there now.
12:32Pumpkin.
12:33I'm there smiling.
12:34What's up with that?
12:36So I've been, like, kind of seeing him.
12:41This dude, do we know him?
12:44Been in Josh's family for a long time.
12:48Wow.
12:49Wow.
12:50It's his cousin, but it's, like, they're not blood cousins.
12:54Do you get what I'm saying?
12:55Which cousin is it?
12:57Darren.
13:03The cousin.
13:05The divorce ain't even dried on the ink yet.
13:08me.
13:09Oh, so that day I watched the kids?
13:11That was a date.
13:13Honey, where are you going?
13:15I'm going to a business dinner.
13:16So you're going with Paisley?
13:18No.
13:18Quit asking me so many questions.
13:19I'll be back.
13:22Why in the world?
13:24I mean, technically, they're not even related.
13:26Like, it's his.
13:27No.
13:28Yeah, it's true.
13:29It is not.
13:30Not by blood.
13:30Bubba is not his daddy.
13:32Junebug, since you know so much.
13:33Bubba has raised Josh, so.
13:35It still doesn't matter.
13:36There ain't no blood, baby girls.
13:37We're going to do a family tree.
13:41You got Josh's mom.
13:42Josh does know his real dad, but, like, doesn't have a relationship with him.
13:46So then she got into another relationship.
13:49Come over here.
13:51You got Darren, okay, is kin to Josh's stepdad.
14:01That is his uncle.
14:03No blood, no nothing.
14:08And then here's a little old me.
14:13Way down here.
14:15Is this Josh's name?
14:16No, but I want to be the one to tell Josh.
14:23You just told the wrong person.
14:25I mean, we live in a small town, Pumpkin.
14:29That's why we don't go out and about.
14:31I'm going to process this for a little while.
14:32I'll have to give you a call later when I'm going to talk about this, because I need to figure this out.
14:36This isn't even about me.
14:37So process all you want.
14:38Get back on Jessie, the one who didn't tell us that she was getting engaged.
14:41I thought this was going to be, like, a nice little, oh, congratulations, thank you.
14:47Thank you for joining, you know, happy.
14:50Thank you for joining what?
14:50We weren't involved.
14:51Oh, my gosh.
14:53We was involved.
14:54We weren't involved.
14:54We had to find out through KDP on my phone.
14:56I mean, on KDP and all people.
14:57We all have a safe drive home.
15:03I really don't know what the hell to think.
15:06I mean, I'm not done with your ass either.
15:07Oh, my gosh.
15:08When are you going to tell Josh?
15:09I don't know.
15:10But I'll tell you what I do now.
15:12I've got plans, Jimbo.
15:13So I'm not talking about it right now.
15:15What you going to do?
15:16Go hang out with Josh's cousin?
15:19Hey, he gets off it in 30 minutes, so probably.
15:24How would you feel like if one of your sisters
15:26would have been with somebody in our family?
15:27Who cares?
15:31I'm not going to believe this.
15:32Jessica's getting married.
15:33Punga got her new little blue thing.
15:35We're in the family.
15:36That's the thing.
15:37Like, you should just be happy for her, though.
15:40I mean, if she's happy, I mean, you know,
15:42sometimes you'll let people make their own mistakes.
15:50Chase, they look good.
15:54Oh.
15:54Chase, this is going to be a lot of sharks, but you're not going to tell them, are you?
16:08We're going to just tell her what she wants to hear.
16:11Deal.
16:11Look, we'll get your mommy.
16:15Hey there, fiance.
16:16Hey, Booky Bean.
16:18What'd you do to Chase?
16:19How was work?
16:20It was good.
16:22How was your brunch or lunch?
16:24It was good.
16:25It actually went really well.
16:26They're happy that we're engaged?
16:28Yes.
16:31I think that's a lie.
16:32Why do you think it's got to be so negative?
16:34Because it's your family.
16:36If it ain't about them, then they get mad and they make it about them.
16:39So what else was said today?
16:40Do you think if it was a horrible time, I would come home and make you cupcakes?
16:44You would do that because you're hiding something.
16:48Lesson number one, get better at hiding my family drama from my fiance.
16:54I should have made chicken tenders.
16:55They were all asking questions because, you know, they didn't find out from us telling
17:00them.
17:01They found out through social media.
17:04Guess what I also found out?
17:06I found out some good gossip.
17:08What is it?
17:09You know Punk is talking to somebody else?
17:12Who?
17:13Josh's cousin.
17:14No.
17:15Swear to God.
17:17Like, how do you go to family functions saying, oh, well, Josh, I'm here with your cousin.
17:23Imagine what Josh is going to think when he figures this out.
17:26Oh, he doesn't know yet.
17:27No.
17:28Oh.
17:29I don't like to know these things because I know when Josh is going to flip when he finds
17:32out.
17:33I would suggest staying out of it, but that's up to you.
17:36Are you going to leave me for her cousin?
17:38That wasn't even funny.
17:49Hey.
17:51Punk.
17:51What are you doing?
17:52Pressing T's.
17:54You heard from Jessie?
17:55No.
17:56Why?
17:57Jessie, she done went on a cruise with Cheyenne and done proposed and didn't tell anybody.
18:01Uh-uh.
18:02Mm-hmm.
18:03I hope that Cheyenne's the breadwinner of Jessie and them's family because I'm going to tell
18:07you right now, Jessie is not a good employee.
18:09And if she wasn't my sister, she would have already been fired.
18:13You are going to need some more T-shirts.
18:15I need to order some more of those.
18:16I do think that I'll probably order some darker colors.
18:20I feel like it makes you look slimmer.
18:21Sure.
18:22That's why my favorite color is black.
18:27It's this one.
18:29Oh, my gosh.
18:30I was about to mess up.
18:35Hello.
18:35What?
18:38What do you mean?
18:39Where are the kids?
18:42Okay.
18:43All right.
18:44Oh, my freaking gosh.
18:46All right.
18:46Bye.
18:49Punkin, where are you going?
18:50I'm going to go.
18:51Josh just wrecked his truck.
18:52He's at the hospital.
18:53I'm going to go there now.
18:54Okay.
18:55We'll meet you there.
19:08Punkin, where are you going?
19:10Oh, my God.
19:11Josh just wrecked his truck.
19:12He's at the hospital.
19:13I'm going to go there now.
19:14Okay.
19:15We'll meet you there.
19:24Hello.
19:27What are you doing?
19:28I'm on the way to the hospital because Josh just wrecked his truck.
19:32Oh, my God.
19:35I mean, damn, the kids weren't where they were, eh?
19:37No, thank God.
19:38So, I'm going to have to call you back.
19:39What was he doing?
19:40Like, feeding?
19:42Well, I'm glad you didn't have the damn kids with him.
19:44I'm going to have to call you back.
19:46All right.
19:46I guess it's common whenever you get down with the situation.
19:48All right.
19:49Bye.
19:54We're at the hospital.
20:01The other person was going very fast when they did hit him and they did overturn the vehicle.
20:05The doctors have ran, like, an MRI, and they've done blood work, and they've done, like, CT scans and all that stuff, and they didn't find anything.
20:13Thank God.
20:14They are going to give him some medicine for the swelling and for the soreness, and then they did say that he'll have to, you know, take it easy for the next week or two until he does, like, recover.
20:24Everything check out at the hospital or what?
20:50I have swelling around my spine, and I still can hardly move my left leg.
20:55Why?
20:57I guess I got caught up under the steering wheel.
20:59Like, when they first put me on the stretcher, I couldn't feel my leg.
21:01I couldn't move my toes.
21:03Oh, my God.
21:03I kept having to lay back on the ground.
21:06Didn't know I was bleeding.
21:07Some guy, one of the paramedics, he's like, yo, you're bleeding pretty good.
21:12Blood all over my hand.
21:14That's crazy.
21:15That could have been way worse, you know?
21:18We're still going to be a family, you know?
21:20That's why I come and picked you up.
21:23I could have lost you, and that would have been sad.
21:25For real.
21:27You know?
21:28I do appreciate you being there for me.
21:36You're welcome.
21:38I know if I called you, you'd come too, so.
21:40It's crazy how close I come to losing my life.
21:45I really just wanted to see the kids and Pumpkin again, and I'm really glad she was there for me.
21:51Maybe this could be a turning point for us.
21:54Are the kids still with Jessica?
21:56Yeah, she was watching them for me when I took Ella to school.
22:00What's crazy to me is Jessica, you can't even come to work, but she can go to a cruise and propose to Cheyenne.
22:06She told me she was going to propose to Cheyenne.
22:08She told you?
22:10Yeah.
22:10What the why she didn't tell you?
22:13She didn't tell none of us.
22:15Maybe she wanted to keep it to herself.
22:17Wait a second.
22:18Jessie doesn't tell me about the engagement, but she tells Josh?
22:22I'm telling you right now, Jessie had already said she hasn't told anybody about the engagement.
22:27It was just a spur-of-the-moment thing.
22:29That's why nobody knew.
22:30But that's a lie.
22:32What else is Jessica keeping from us?
22:34All y'all are dysfunctional.
22:37So are you.
22:37Yeah, well, yeah, I'm not a saint.
22:40Ready?
22:48Ready?
22:48Yeah.
22:53Need me to pick you up?
22:59Touch you inside?
23:00Yes, spare me.
23:03Huh?
23:04Spare me.
23:06Damn, dude.
23:11Wow!
23:13Come on, Grandpa.
23:19One baby.
23:21Bubba boy!
23:23Two babies. Look who it is.
23:25Your mommy and your daddy.
23:27You want to go in there?
23:29It's nice to see you here, Jessie.
23:33Hey.
23:34Hey, hey, Bubba's inside.
23:36Hey, mommy's talking to you.
23:37This is mommy.
23:38This is mommy.
23:39This is mommy.
23:40You have to be careful with daddy, okay?
23:42Daddy wreck him truck.
23:47I hurt my daddy.
23:48Oh, my goodness.
23:50That really happened.
23:51That really happened.
23:53I hurt my head.
23:54You hurt my head?
23:55I hurt my head.
23:57Oh.
23:58I wrecked my truck.
23:59You wrecked my truck?
24:00Yeah, I wrecked my truck.
24:01What is that?
24:02You got to be careful, Al.
24:03Be careful.
24:04It's a little tender.
24:05It seems to hurt him.
24:07It's okay.
24:08Daddy's a fine.
24:10I know.
24:11Daddy going to let you go upstairs.
24:13Go upstairs, Bubba.
24:14Him and Jessie, I'm sure, have a lot to catch up on.
24:17A lot of secrets to keep.
24:23Do you know what Pumpkin's talking about?
24:25The proposal.
24:26I might have mentioned that you told me before you told her.
24:33It's a whoopsie on my end, for sure.
24:35Jesus.
24:36Well, now I'm gonna have to find a way to dig myself out of this one.
24:39Thanks.
24:40Do you want me to help you?
24:41No.
24:42I can bring the shovel.
24:45Oh, wow.
24:49Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
24:52She don't listen to none of us, so maybe she'll listen to Psyche,
24:54because Psyche can see her past, present, and future.
24:57If Psyche tells Jessica that Cheyenne is not the one for her,
25:00then she is the real deal in my book.
25:02Why do y'all have flowers?
25:04Or your sister.
25:05She might be talking to somebody else.
25:07You know something I don't?
25:08Who is it?
25:10it all, you know?
25:27I had to come down to the impound lot and fill out some paperwork,
25:29because now my car is totaled.
25:34Oh, oh.
25:35I got into a major accident.
25:37I got some damage to my forehead, and I got a few cuts and bruises,
25:44and a big bruise coming up right here, and my back hurts.
25:50My leg hurts.
25:51Oh.
25:52You know, seeing my truck totaled,
25:54it gives you a perspective on how quick life can be there
25:57and then be taken away from you just within seconds.
26:02Just coming back from taking Ella to school,
26:03I crossed the main highway,
26:05was trying to rush back to get to my kids.
26:08Needless to say, I was going to cross the highway,
26:12and the sun was in my window.
26:14I double-checked both ways twice, and by the time I looked right,
26:17a lady in a silver F-150 was coming down the highway,
26:23and I never seen her due to the sun in my passenger window,
26:26but she hit me so hard that I spun around once, flipped once.
26:31I'm not sure if I flipped twice or not,
26:33because I was awake during the whole thing,
26:36but I was too busy being bounced around the cab of the truck
26:41to exactly know what was going on,
26:43and at that point the airbags had deployed,
26:45so I couldn't see out of none of my windows.
26:48It was probably the nicest vehicle I've ever owned,
26:50so it hurts my soul that I finally had something nice in life,
26:53and then it was just taken from me
26:56by a simple misjudgment of light and an accident, you know?
27:01The biggest thing I thank God for is that my kids weren't with me,
27:05because that was my initial plan was to load everybody up
27:08and take everybody with me to take Ella to school.
27:11I'm very fortunate to be alive and out of this particular accident in one piece.
27:21You know, going through the divorce and then going through the wreck,
27:23it was just like, I mean, what else is going to be taken from me, you know?
27:26Things happen we can't control.
27:31I'm just glad to be alive,
27:33glad to still be here for my kids,
27:35and still looking at just the damage done.
27:39It's like, I don't even know how I'm here, dude.
27:41I don't.
27:59Paisley!
28:00What?
28:01I'm looking for a gumball machine.
28:02I think it would be pretty cool to have.
28:04I know it's not gum, but they could go inside of a gumball machine.
28:06So how's Josh doing?
28:09He's doing okay.
28:10He's just, like, really beat up.
28:12I mean, thankfully, he had just dropped Ella off, you know?
28:15Yeah.
28:16It was damn Jumbo.
28:19Hello?
28:20Hey, what are you doing?
28:22Nothing, getting ready for this live tonight.
28:25So what they end up saying about old Joshy poo
28:28when we got in that wreck?
28:30He's all right.
28:31He's just sore as .
28:33Wow.
28:34And I was telling him about the fact that we had found out
28:36that Jessie was engaged and had done it
28:38while she was on that trip with Cheyenne.
28:40How about she told him?
28:42That's crazy.
28:45Josh and her, like, besties for the resties now.
28:48Honestly, I think Jessica's, like, hanging out with, like, Josh,
28:51because maybe they're having, like, a mousetrois
28:54or something like that.
28:55You know, now that, you know, Pumpkin and Josh aren't together,
28:57they can get that baby juice instead of doing a turkey baster?
29:01I don't know.
29:02It just worries me a little bit
29:04because now they're, like, buddy-buddy up,
29:06and it's, like, I did tell Jessie about the Darren too.
29:09Yeah.
29:11As mad as I am at Jessie right now,
29:13I just hope she has enough common sense not to tell Josh about Darren.
29:17That's not her business, and it's definitely not her business
29:20to be telling Josh, so she better stay out of it
29:22or I'm gonna rip her a newborn.
29:24All right, Jeanne Buck, I got work to do.
29:26Bye-bye.
29:27All right, bye.
29:28I still can't believe you told your family about Darren.
29:33I think it's scary as .
29:35Hello.
29:36Hi.
29:37Where's Pumpkin at?
29:38Pumpkin!
29:39What?
29:40Jessie's here.
29:41What are you doing here, Jess?
29:42Coming to work.
29:44Coming to work for what?
29:46Hello.
29:54Hi.
29:55Where's Pumpkin at?
29:56Pumpkin!
29:57What?
29:58Jessie's here.
30:02What are you doing here, Jess?
30:04Coming to work.
30:06Coming to work for what?
30:07I mean, after all the shade you threw at lunch the other day, I decided I'd come to work.
30:11I know I missed a lot of work, and I didn't tell Pumpkin about the cruise, but I was excited
30:19about the engagement, and so I had to tell somebody.
30:21I mean, Josh is like my brother, and he also knows how to keep his mouth shut, unlike the
30:26rest of them.
30:27But I'm here today just to keep the peace.
30:29Like I needed you last week.
30:32Well, I'm here today.
30:33Well, today's too late.
30:35Like, why don't you go hang out with your best friend, Josh?
30:38I have things to do, Jessie.
30:42Sorry, but Pumpkin's just being a bitch right now.
30:45I mean, she didn't even tell me about her divorce or who she was dating, and she expects
30:49me to tell her everything.
30:50I mean, girl, please.
30:52You have fun with that.
30:58That was awkward.
31:00Well, you know.
31:01I mean, you could get up and help drag these boxes back here.
31:14What are you doing anyway?
31:16Trying to figure out Jessica's bachelorette party.
31:20I mean, we could do pole dancing classes.
31:22I mean, Julie...
31:23And we'd have to put a strip of pole in our room.
31:25I don't really...
31:26No.
31:27See, I got you a little stuttered right there.
31:29If I were to do a pole dance class with a pole in our room, see, that could bring excitement
31:33to our relationship.
31:35I think that would be a good idea.
31:37I think that's a terrible idea.
31:39But, like, we could, like, get to a psychic.
31:41She don't listen to none of us, so maybe she'll listen to the fucking psychic, because
31:44a psychic can see her past, present, and future.
31:47So she's this random person that she's never met before just because she had some cards.
31:52She's going to believe her over everybody else.
31:54Yeah.
31:55There's all kind of tricks and trades to do the same thing they're doing.
31:58Fun story about psyches, okay, guys?
32:01So I would go to my mama's cell phone, and I would do, like, 900 numbers.
32:05I charge her cell phone bill, like, $3,000.
32:08And if this psyche tells Jessica that Cheyenne is not the one for her, then she is the real
32:12deal in my book.
32:13I mean, this already sounds like a setup.
32:19I think this psyche is an amazing idea.
32:21I don't have time.
32:22I'm going to get Caitlyn right now.
32:24Okay, violence, but, you know, my little eight ball says all signs point to we are going
32:30to a psyche.
32:31Oh, now you're the genie with a crystal ball?
32:34Yep.
32:34Oh, wow.
32:35Coming up on Mama June Family Crisis.
32:42Pumpkin was one of the first people there, so she must give a some way.
32:45I think the biggest bruise is yet to come, and it's to his ego when he finds out who Pumpkin's
32:51dating.
32:51I've poured my heart into this family for the last 10 years just to be on.
32:54I think I'm going to pack up all my today and get it the out.
32:58Hey, kids, could you please stop coloring all over yourselves?
33:22Ow!
33:23I'm glad you find this so amusing.
33:31Normally, I would try to prevent the kids from painting all over themselves, but my entire
33:34body hurts, and I just physically can't move to prevent everybody from doing it, so I'm
33:39letting them have at it.
33:44It's all right.
33:53My buddy was like, you know, you're not supposed to park there.
34:05Yeah, clearly.
34:08Bubby's.
34:12It's on my head?
34:15You got the Geico on Daddy's head?
34:17Daddy's a whibbit.
34:18A whibbit?
34:19Yeah.
34:20That's what a fog says.
34:24Ow, be gentle.
34:25Bubba, you got to be gentle.
34:27You look like you got beat up pretty good.
34:29I mean, you don't really need to be trying to do it all by yourself.
34:32Me and Jim can take the kids if you want somebody to take them.
34:34I mean, Pumpkin offered to take them, too, bro.
34:36It was just like, man, after having to crawl out of the truck, kind of looking around, I'd
34:42rather have them all around me now.
34:43Mommy!
34:44If I'm saying, like, that was the grace of God, bro.
34:48It could have been a lot worse, you know?
34:50When I was sitting there in the hospital, I was just like, man, if it's not one thing,
34:54it's another, dude.
34:55When they tell you it rains, it pours, they mean it.
34:57Yeah.
34:59Oh, I know one thing, though.
35:01I'm just over the pain.
35:03It hurts to walk.
35:04It hurts to breathe.
35:05I can't cough.
35:07Pumpkin was one of the first people there, so she must give a subway.
35:11Yeah, I mean, she still gives a right, you know?
35:14It means a lot to me that Justin come and checked up on me.
35:17He's pretty much a safe place where I can just, you know, talk and give my feelings on
35:22whatever it may be at the time.
35:24This whole ordeal just makes me want to be with my family, you know, not just the kids,
35:28but Pumpkin, too.
35:29I just want to come check on you.
35:31You sure you want me to stay or, like, take the kids with me?
35:34I appreciate it, bro.
35:35I mean, they're fine, dude.
35:37I know Josh is okay, minus the bumps and bruises, but, man, I think the biggest bruise is yet
35:43to come, and it's to his ego when he finds out who Pumpkin's dating.
35:47It is hard.
35:49That sucks.
35:50What you got?
35:51If I need you, I'll call you.
35:52Just holler at me, bro.
35:53I will.
35:54Appreciate you.
35:55Yeah.
35:56Bye, Bubba.
35:57Bye.
35:58Bye, Sasa.
35:59Bye, DJ.
36:10Oh!
36:10Oh!
36:16Oh!
36:21Hey.
36:23How you feeling?
36:25I'm in a lot of pain.
36:27I guess I'm going to grab Ella before Pumpkin gets here for her week.
36:31Jessica has been a huge help to me during these bird nesting weeks.
36:34Definitely made the whole solo parenting thing a whole lot easier.
36:39Good luck.
36:40I'll be back.
36:41Okie dokie.
36:43Be safe.
36:43Ow.
36:44Bye, Ty!
36:46Party time?
36:47Bubba's note is clean up time.
36:49Bye, Ty!
36:50No, come clean up.
36:52Bye, Ty!
37:05Um, yes, this is June.
37:07I was looking for something fun to do with my daughter that she's getting married.
37:10I mean, I need it for like three or four people, but do you have anything available for Saturday?
37:16Can we do two o'clock then?
37:19Okie, well, thank you so much for seeing you then.
37:21Hey, bye-bye.
37:22Bye-bye.
37:23Well, that is good.
37:24That is good.
37:24I am super excited about this psychic for Jessica's bachelorette party.
37:29I mean, who better to say you don't need to marry a Cheyenne but a psychic.
37:37Hey, it's Jessica.
37:39Leave a message.
37:39Hey, Jessica.
37:42I know that this is maybe coming unexpectedly, but we decided to plan a bachelorette party for you.
37:46I actually planned a whole day of fun.
37:49Even though you're kind of hard to plan for because you don't do strippers.
37:55So, I have an amazing day planned.
37:57Me and Justin will pick you up at noon, so be ready on Saturday.
38:00And tell Cheyenne to enjoy her day away from you, because it's only for you.
38:06So, see you then.
38:08No details will be known.
38:10It will be a day full of surprises.
38:13I mean, maybe she'll listen to the psychic.
38:15Just she sure don't listen to me.
38:23You want to make a cheesy?
38:25Ok, go throw the trash over there, bubby.
38:27Be big boy.
38:29Ah, ah.
38:30Sit down.
38:37Whoa.
38:38What's that?
38:39Jessie got mac and cheesy.
38:41We're home.
38:42Who's that?
38:44Ella Gray.
38:45Say, hey, Ellie.
38:47Hey, Ellie.
38:49Ellie.
38:50Ellie, are you taking a shield?
38:53Need to help down now?
38:54Help.
38:56Say, hey, Dada.
38:57Hi, Dada.
38:59Hey, baby.
38:59Why do y'all have flowers?
39:01They're for mama.
39:03For your sister.
39:04For my mom.
39:06What is the intention of the flowers?
39:09I mean, the way your sister kind of rushed to the hospital to come see me after the wreck
39:12made me think there might be still something there, I guess.
39:15The thing that sucks is, like, I don't want to move on.
39:17You know, this is my family, this is my home.
39:21In the car, she was like, you know, we'll always be a family.
39:24Sometimes life just has to smack you upside the head and wake you up to make you see things
39:30a whole lot clearly.
39:32And the accident did that.
39:33Pumpkin will be here later on to start her week with the kids.
39:37I think there's a lot of love between me and Pumpkin, and I've seen married couples separate
39:41and find their way back to each other.
39:44To me, divorce is just a piece of paper.
39:47Well, sometimes it's just better for your well-being, just to scoot along the track.
39:52What am I scooting along?
39:53Just saying.
39:54I mean...
39:55You know something I don't?
40:02Well, she might be talking to somebody else.
40:12You know something I don't?
40:17Well, she might be talking to somebody else.
40:20I didn't want to tell you, but I feel bad because you're sitting here pouring your heart
40:26out.
40:26I feel like it's the right thing to do, is just to tell you.
40:31Who is it?
40:35You don't have to say the name.
40:39Your cousin, Darren.
40:44You know, hearing that Pumpkin was seeing someone else just felt like a stab in the heart.
40:49And then hearing who it was that Pumpkin was seeing was even more of a stab in the chest
40:55because it's just sickening, really.
41:01The nerve of some people.
41:03It just sucks because I did have a little glimmer of hope after my accident.
41:07And now whatever hope I had left for my marriage is gone.
41:11Wow.
41:13Don't sit here and dwell on it.
41:15Go live your life.
41:16You still have your kids.
41:17I'm not pouring my heart into this family for the last 10 years just to be f***ed on.
41:23Clearly your sister has no heart, just like your f***ed mama.
41:28She's June Jr.
41:29She shouldn't have been named f***ing Lauren.
41:31She should have been June.
41:32That's the f***ing problem.
41:34But it is what it is, I guess, at this particular point in life because this f*** is...
41:37It's a good way to throw 10 years out of the window, huh?
41:43I didn't tell Josh to portray Pumpkin.
41:47I told Josh because he's part of the family.
41:50I mean, I can't watch Josh have all this hope with getting back with Pumpkin, especially knowing that she's moved on with Darren.
41:56I think I'm sick of looking at this f***ing house.
42:01I'm sick of walking around in it.
42:02And I think I'm going to pack up all my f*** today and get it the f*** out.
42:07That way I'm out.
42:08And these were for f***ing absolutely nothing, sir.
42:11I think I'm going to go step outside and take a breather.
42:14Because what is the absolute f***ing point?
42:17There isn't one.
42:18There is no point.
42:18There's no point to this.
42:19There's no point to continue to try.
42:21So, f*** it all, you know?
42:23Why not?
42:24Next on the season finale of Mama Jean.
42:36Did you tell Josh?
42:38Told him about what?
42:39That I'm seeing somebody.
42:41You know, I've never felt this sick to my stomach.
42:44And now it's all over.
42:45I'm able to see the future and I see that you may have a heart attack.
42:51It's literally my ex-husband.
42:53Who's the side are you on?
42:54I'm actually in the middle.
42:55Bitch, I'm done with you.
42:56I'm not your sister.
42:57Don't call me.
42:57Bye.
42:58Are you good?
42:59I am in so much pain right now for going to the ER.
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