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00:00are all the clowns in the car is the door closed it is i think that means ladies and gentlemen
00:09that's 31 that's equal to the world record ladies and gentlemen this is a historic moment never
00:16before huh maybe we should check in on the welfare of the clown i'm sure that'll be okay though
00:30oh boy oh boy please um we really want to check on the wealth of these pounds guys is anyone coming
00:39guys three medics here can you start moving can we okay are you seeing this this is the worst thing
00:48i've ever seen and yet i can't look away oh it's truly an unspeakable tragedy and yet i also can't
00:52look away oh i hate clowns you know i always seem to date them i know that is such a strange pattern
00:56that you have that all the men that you date quit their jobs in tech to go to clown school it really
01:00is unusual oh i can't look at this anymore oh thank god we put in on that it was really kind of us to do
01:06that our market research shows that your culture loves comedy so naturally we thought the best way
01:17to launch our car would be clowns unfortunately uh chinese clowns are a different size we miscalculated
01:26the girth of your western clowns i see
01:34but we do not find this funny this is devastating yes yes okay putting the clowns aside for the moment
01:40yes let's do that today might be one of the busiest days slash nights of our lives totally the rainbow
01:44ribbon foundation lodge i'm so excited okay so i've already said bundy he's standing against
01:48hatred together speech and he should be practicing with tadiana the strategic girlfriend that we set
01:52him up with although while we wait for bobby to come in with our contracts which should be a new day
01:55now no no i can't think about that today you're right focus on today today we focus on today
01:59and the foundation that we set up to save a men's image
02:05mr randall there was quite a lot of bad news about our car company yes it was a particularly memeable
02:12moment wasn't it uh a dozen camera angles uh probably the most recorded clown tragedy
02:18in history uh there are actually a lot more of those than you'd you'd think pretty degrading job
02:25actually okay so we've got dion kelly from our body magazine coming in first to run through bundy's
02:32picture selects for the ambassador presentation montage exactly can i tell you i have missed front
02:36facing events so much same spiritually i have needed the catharsis of externalizing our success
02:42online nothing has been postable in a while has it actually it's been the opposite of postable
02:46although i did take a picture of our giant shoe trophy after it was unimpaled from that worker totally
02:53bundy what are you doing here uh your call time is until much later this evening
02:58uh yeah um right i just thought um maybe uh i could be here to help oh that's thoughtful yeah i mean
03:11maybe you could work on the the speech that you have tonight speech oh yeah the speech yeah um what's it
03:24about again are you serious it's the hate speech bundy i mean the stop hate speech that we wrote for
03:30you we hate hate here obviously we hate hate oh true yeah i agree greater goldman so bundy we got a
03:36lot going on today we're launching our new strategic agenda and we're also proving ourselves to a variety
03:40of clients so yeah so you just like stay here work on the speech uh you just have to stay out of our way
03:45and don't disturb us oh yeah cool don't go in there don't go in there war room good evening ladies and
04:00gentlemen and the others welcome to the lunch launch of the rainbow ribbon foundation the rainbow ribbon
04:09foundation is more than a charity it's a bacon of light dedicated to addressing some of the most
04:18pressing issues of our time okay uh dion kelly from our body magazine is here so okay um bundy just
04:23keep going with that really great we stand you know oh my god these are amazing oh absolutely i can't
04:33wait to launch these tonight he looks like masculine yet wholesome a bad boy who's been saved by a woman's
04:37love i know okay skip just ignore these we just included them to show that the sitting it doesn't
04:43work i think it's the size of his carts or something that doesn't allow him to sit oh he is so
04:49handsome okay let's go with the blue i'm thinking blue shirt really i really love the check okay let me
04:58just scroll back to where his arms a little less weird see look it just might sell you i mean i'm not
05:05really being sold nicole no like i said to me it's giving face down in the mud at melbourne cup
05:10aftermath footage you did say that i said it okay blue shirt it is
05:17is here is he single oh no babe he's dating an influencer called tadiana lodros but if he was
05:24single he'd be sitting firmly in my niche which is a felt player that's played less than 30 games and
05:28now makes a public comment on masculinity so yeah hot in china we would go to the government to get rid
05:35of the footage yes well that's not the way things work in our country the government won't just get
05:40rid of the footage if they can't but we can you can control the media yes that's our whole business
05:53for private profit yes we find this very unethical but in this instance very helpful
06:02i haven't met her but apparently she's just like
06:11well we have zero time to babysit hi watch out ladies these are heavier than they look and i've
06:18got six more trays in my hatchback fantastic thank you so much for nicole kidman i am such a massive
06:23freaking fan um it's a different nicole kidman and um anyway this uh one is quite influential in our own
06:28way just a question sheree yes doll yeah what happens when the end gets eaten sorry you're just
06:34left with violence aren't you you eat my end and you're left with violence and everything else that
06:38our foundation stands firmly against sorry i just want to know sheree what you were thinking when you
06:42made a cupcake that said genocide to be honest i did think it was a bit weird oh did you well maybe next
06:50time trust that intuition because this is insane they were supposed to be on the same cupcake no this is
06:54fine this is great why don't you just go get the rest of the trays and we will figure something
06:57out go grab misogyny got in the car great go get the misogyny misogyny yeah prostate cancer
07:06yeah there as well oh great now we have lunch with anna what you're joking that is just perfect timing
07:11oh bundy no these are tonight no no no no no bundy let's just get you back into the war room
07:16practicing your speech okay what's the food situation then all right let's go back in the war room
07:21mr woo if a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it does it really fall yes well there's
07:31actually a debate about that the debate is about the sound the tree still falls well put it this way
07:38if a clown gets crushed in a car and no one can tell whether the footage is real or fake
07:44does he really get crushed if he's in a coma yes this is very serious yeah obviously
07:50we know that but nobody else does actually on that clothing we've got ndas from all the conscious
07:56clowns go to the hospital and get an nda from the crushed coma clown the moment he wakes up okay
08:07uh what do you feel like uh anything vegan i guess we're still doing that cruelty free challenge for
08:13rainbow ribbon yeah yes that is correct we can find you a deliverable vegan option just get back to the
08:18speech bundy and have you message tadiana bundy that stupid lectern is distracting me
08:31bundy we don't do that we don't kick the lectern
08:36uh you know what nicole we have to go to lunch with anna like right now so
08:39just stay in here bundy and yeah okay i'll stay here with this lectern um
08:49what the hell was that that was so weird no i know what is going on with him i don't know maybe
08:52he's just like really hungover or something okay we just need to leave him in there and i need to
08:55get on with my dad we need to compartmentalize all of this i can't i can't i hated that kicking
09:07the
09:20can we help you buddy um oh well i'm just a friend wanted to be here and really uh support him
09:29uh and be here when he wakes up you know well we haven't seen you before mate yeah how do you know
09:35mick oh well i i'm also a clown you know yeah new to the game new clown on the block you're a nika guy
09:45oh what's nika national institute of circus arts you haven't heard of nika
09:52mick taught at nika mickey's nika oh no no yeah of course of course no no i'm i'm just breaking in
10:00myself you know with mick's help well not now obviously
10:10oh that's right oh yeah i have a gig yeah birthday party you know what it's like i'll catch you soon
10:16i have done this whole mini to death but i always return to the tuna sashimi i mean this
10:28is the only place i find comparable with the fish markets okay ian told us about your extraction
10:32techniques anna including the small talk easing yeah why are we here anna
10:35what do you actually know about frank fritz fritz fritz what are you just fishing anna we don't have
10:45time to do your job for you today it's a pause technique yeah okay ian also told us about the
10:55pause technique yeah yeah we're not going to fill silence with information anna no because you don't
11:08know anything about fritz yeah because he was a cadaver the whole time we worked there and then he
11:10died an hour here so oh come on there was no information in that information what so that's
11:15confirmed some sort of theory for you has it actually it does what does it tell you that everyone
11:19that i've spoken to knows more about fritz and randall than both of you i know about the yacht
11:29the question is do you know about the yacht so fritz had a yacht so what what about it you're right
11:38lots of men like fritz had a yacht except this is different never in my life have i seen something
11:44hidden from public record as well as this particular yacht and it makes you wonder why why is my source
11:51urging me to look into it okay there could be a million reasons why that's the case fritz yes but
11:57you would think that as people poised to take over the company that you would know all about the
12:02practices of said company yacht and what went on there why don't you just say what you want to say to
12:09us anna look girls this is not a small fish now i'm sure there's a part of you deep down that knows
12:17your new position isn't really bobby biles attempted feminism you've been brought on to take the shrapnel
12:25when fritz's legacy inevitably explodes and it will explode
12:31well thank you for that anna i'll just have to see how it plays out
12:50okay what was that of course anna picks the busiest day of the year to tell us that fritz was basically
12:54a sex trafficking pervert pedophile we don't know that and anna doesn't know that we don't know what
12:58she knows but it doesn't matter finding out whether fritz was a creep or not is not a today
13:02you're right you're right bundy and tadiana that's a today yes hiding chernis like cupcakes that's a
13:06today problem apparently yeah okay starting a foundation and then ending hate speech forever
13:09that's a today problem but can we just maybe find out what ian knows about this yacht what ian knows
13:14ian ian ian ian ian ian ian ian ian i mean frankly ai is just revolutionary you would be astounded by how much
13:23we've done with ai over the last few months and that's why i think uh
13:28Sorry, excuse me.
13:32May I remind you, this is my client.
13:34You got the whole of the pampers.
13:36We continue to be happy for you to handle the comms on the clown crush car, Ian.
13:39Would you be urgently in your office?
13:41About Ian. Five minutes.
13:46Okay, well, what is it?
13:48Ian, we spoke to Anna.
13:50She told us about the yacht?
13:52What?
13:53Do you know about Fritz's yacht?
13:55Yeah, yeah, I don't know about the yacht, yeah.
13:59Um, yeah, we all knew about the yacht.
14:01Uh, I knew.
14:02Uh, Fritz knew.
14:04Uh, well, because it was his yacht and he knew about it.
14:08Well, we didn't know about the yacht.
14:09And it would have been great to know before we found out from Anna.
14:12Well, isn't it your job to know about these things?
14:14I mean, you run the company, don't you?
14:17Well, we haven't signed our contracts yet.
14:18And we're not sure that we should.
14:20Oh.
14:21Ian, what happened on the yacht?
14:25Well, I'll tell you, but it's not pretty.
14:28I think that's why it was so secret.
14:31Non-stop debauchery.
14:34All sorts of sexual things.
14:36Not just missionary position, but like, from behind, woman on top.
14:41Whatever a client wanted, they'd get.
14:44Right?
14:45We're talking Epstein levels of debauchery there.
14:48Or worse, like Harold Shipman.
14:51Or Ivan Milat.
14:53You know, and they're gonna be starting on the drug stuff.
14:56You know, we'd be all there sniffing on our joints.
15:00And then, you know, somebody'd bring out the cocaine.
15:03Nose candy, we used to call it.
15:05Yeah.
15:06Pretty addictive, actually.
15:08Wow.
15:09Yeah.
15:10So that all happened.
15:11Yeah.
15:12If anyone ever finds out about it, whoever's in charge will go down with it.
15:18Oh, my God.
15:19Actually, do you think that's why Bobby put you in charge of the company?
15:23Oh, my God.
15:24You know, to be his patsies.
15:25Oh, my God.
15:26I mean, that could be it, Ian.
15:28That's it.
15:29Yes.
15:30Well, thank you so much for wanting us, Ian.
15:33Not a problem.
15:34I'm there for you.
15:36Yeah.
15:37Now, I should get back to the clown crush because, you know, those clowns don't crush them too.
15:41Oh, thank you, Ian.
15:42That's great.
15:45Well, he has no idea about the art.
15:46None at all.
15:47We need to talk to Bobby.
15:48Yeah.
15:59And, um, any updates?
16:01Um, no.
16:02Nothing yet.
16:03Oh.
16:04How was the party?
16:06Oh.
16:07You know how it is.
16:08You know, 17 four-year-olds.
16:10Oh, yeah.
16:11Yeah.
16:12And they want to do one thing.
16:13Mm-hmm.
16:14Suck on your playing cards.
16:15Oh, that's right.
16:16Yeah.
16:17Yes.
16:18Yes.
16:19Oh, no.
16:20Listen, um, I've been meaning to, uh, apologize for the way I behaved earlier.
16:26I just, Mick was, um, he's, he's one of us.
16:30Of course.
16:31Yeah.
16:32Of course.
16:33Totally.
16:34I understand.
16:35I just know that Mick is smiling at us right now.
16:36Yeah.
16:37Yeah.
16:38It's a nice thought.
16:39Yeah.
16:40Love you, Mick.
16:44Bundy, you're still here.
16:45Of course you are.
16:46How are you?
16:47Uh, okay.
16:48To be honest, I don't know if I'm that keen for this speech tonight.
16:51I'm just, like, not vibing it.
16:53And, like, all the talk about violence is, like, really heavy.
16:56Okay.
16:57Well, you have to do the speech tonight, Bundy.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Uh, what if we made it more of a double act?
17:03Tadiana gets up there.
17:04She says a few words with you as well.
17:05Do it.
17:06Nah.
17:07Nah.
17:08Nah.
17:09Tadiana's not coming tonight.
17:10What do you mean she's not coming tonight?
17:11It's been, like, real difficult.
17:12Okay, Bundy, she has to come tonight.
17:15We spoke about this.
17:16Well, I don't know if I want her there, to be honest.
17:19We had an argument last night, and I don't really rate our energy.
17:24Do you have any cordial?
17:26Thanks to AI, this is a video of our hashtag clown crush, but it's now happening in your
17:33competitor's car.
17:34Every time somebody posts the real video, our bot farm will post this video underneath.
17:40This is impressive technology, Mr. Randall, but there were dozens of people filming the incident.
17:44Which is why we've created dozens of these videos, all with different brands of car.
17:49They were live witnesses.
17:51They'll say that it was our brand of car.
17:53They already are.
17:56So your plan is foiled?
17:58Nah.
17:59We've got a troll farm in Estonia on it.
18:01Uh, just wait for it.
18:03See?
18:04There you go.
18:05Thanks to AI, just because something happened doesn't mean anyone needs to believe it's
18:10true.
18:11Um, Mr. Randall, we believe you are very evil.
18:16Uh, evil?
18:17No, I think your translation might be a bit wavy on that one.
18:21He's very confident that you are evil.
18:25Right.
18:26Uh.
18:27Evil, thanks.
18:28Yeah.
18:29Try Goshu.
18:30Yeah.
18:31No?
18:32No.
18:33No.
18:34No.
18:35No.
18:36No.
18:37No.
18:38No.
18:39No, Goshu's a word.
18:40No.
18:41Yes it is.
18:42Oh.
18:43It is, Goshu.
18:44I'm, you know, so that's so Goshu.
18:46Definitely not.
18:47No.
18:48No.
18:49No.
18:50No.
18:51No.
18:52Me neither.
18:53But, but the executor of his will I need to find out.
18:56For administrative reasons.
18:58Okay.
19:00Oh.
19:01Which pier marina?
19:03One, two, three, six, three.
19:05Oh.
19:06Try Shogu.
19:07Oh.
19:08Hmm.
19:09Meredith, Meredith, Meredith.
19:10You inquisitive little minx.
19:13Do I have to call Tatiana to get her to come tonight?
19:15I don't really feel like being relationship counsellor.
19:16Oh yeah, we need her at the event so you have to.
19:17What are we going to do about Fritz's year?
19:18I don't know.
19:19Oh.
19:20Oh.
19:21Hmm.
19:22Meredith, Meredith, Meredith.
19:23You inquisitive little minx.
19:26Do I have to call Tatiana to get her to come tonight?
19:28I don't really feel like being relationship counsellor.
19:31Oh yeah, we need her at the event so you have to.
19:34What are we going to do about Fritz's year?
19:35I don't know.
19:36You must be Greta Goldman and Nicole Kidman.
19:39Just Nicole.
19:40Um, we are very impressed with your ageing subordinate.
19:44Oh.
19:45While there is nothing funny about one clown in a coma,
19:48we understand that there is something bigger than 33 injured clowns.
19:53Without you, we would have had to put thousands out of work in our factories.
19:57So the work you do, it is so very important.
20:01Thank you. Thank you. Goodbye.
20:05Girls, I'm going to have to leave early this afternoon for personal reasons.
20:11Meredith, you were really close to Fritz, weren't you?
20:17Well, I worked for him for a long time, yes.
20:20So, do you know about his yacht?
20:25Yes, I do.
20:36Hey! I feel so much better now. Sorry about before.
20:42Yeah, that's all good Bundy. We might just have to get you ready for the event tonight.
20:45Yeah, mad. Also, is there going to be a lectern there tonight?
20:47Because that's really going to piss me off.
20:49We'll figure that out when we get there. If you just want to make your way to the venue.
20:52You can bring your coconut if you want.
20:55She's here! She's here! She's here!
21:00Hi, it's Cody. Leave a message.
21:02Cody, all clear on our end. Let me know how you go with that NDA.
21:06But, uh, total triumph on the Coma Clan Car Crush.
21:10Uh, anyway, when you get back here, uh, drinks all round.
21:14The girls have cracked.
21:16So, I'll be, uh, I'll be kicking back in Fritz's office, awaiting Bobby's call when you get here.
21:23So, yeah.
21:30Okay, Greta, I'm feeling very overwhelmed.
21:32Okay, I hear you, but it's about to get worse.
21:34What?
21:35Because Bobby is coming in this afternoon with our contracts.
21:37God.
21:38Yeah, this is supposed to be a moment of celebration, Nicole, and instead we're dealing with...
21:40What exactly?
21:41Cupcakes that are riddled with prostate cancer and bunnies kicking lecterns, and Tatiana's not getting back to any of my messages.
21:44Okay, not to mention our dead boss's weird sex legacy, and there's a clown somewhere in a coma.
21:48Okay, I'm just gonna say this once, but, um, do we want these jobs?
21:55What are you talking about, Nicole?
21:57Okay, you are clearly stressed and very delusional, even though you look great.
22:02But we have not been killing ourselves at this firm for nine months to not deserve these positions.
22:06Okay?
22:07This is all we've ever wanted, and I don't know who deserves this more than us.
22:10Okay?
22:11You're right.
22:12I know I'm right.
22:13Okay.
22:14Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
22:15Yeah.
22:16We'll arrive, see what he puts on the table.
22:18We're gonna get a hold of Tatiana, and then just continue with what is essentially a very challenging day in our lives.
22:21Well, nobody is having a more challenging day than us.
22:23Nobody.
22:24Me?
22:25What is that?
22:26Hey, what's that noise?
22:27There's beeping.
22:28Do you know what that...
22:29Did you...
22:30I didn't touch him.
22:31Hey, what's happening?
22:32Hey, what's happening?
22:33Hey, what's happening?
22:34What's happening?
22:35We need some space.
22:36Guys, excuse me, excuse me.
22:37Let go, let go, let go.
22:38Let go, let go, let go.
22:39Somebody are out of the way.
22:40Guys, give us some space, please.
22:41What?
22:42Can you just tell us what's going on?
22:43We'll tell you in a minute.
22:44You're out.
22:45It's okay.
22:46It's okay.
22:47It's okay.
22:48It's okay.
22:49It's okay.
22:50It's okay.
22:51We're coming here.
22:53Oh, my bubble.
22:55Oh, my bubble.
23:02Ian.
23:03Yeah, uh, Mick, I mean, I mean the clown passed, so no NDA needed.
23:10Um, um, I think I'm going to be a bit late coming back to the office, though.
23:18In order to access the space, I had to create a rich and textured character.
23:25Um, now, I think I need to see that through.
23:29Yes, yes, that's fine, Cody.
23:40I'm sorry, guys.
23:47Bobby, mate.
23:50Hello, Ian, my second favourite middle-aged white man.
23:53I, uh, I just need to talk to you about the girls.
23:56Ever wondered how men talk when they think you can't hear them?
24:00I just spent the whole day helping Greta and Nicole work through the moral dilemmas
24:05of whether this business is ethical enough for them.
24:10Yeah, go on, Ian. Claws out.
24:12I love it.
24:13I just think from a risk perspective, you're going to have to go into this eyes wide open.
24:18I mean, do you really want to be putting this firm in the hands of two girls who, frankly,
24:23can't make an omelette out of their own eggs?
24:26Ian, your metaphor appalls me, but point taken.
24:28I mean, they still haven't signed their contracts, have they?
24:32Ian, Ian, Ian.
24:34I'm afraid I have to go, unless there's anything else you'd like to say about Greta and Nicole?
24:37How long have you got?
24:40It's such a misogynist downer on such a fabulous occasion.
24:50Sorry. Contracts.
24:53I mean, come on, the first female CEOs of Fritz and Randall?
24:57The board were very surprised to discover that we are living in the 21st century.
25:01You should have seen their faces.
25:02I'm joking.
25:10Ladies, I'm kidding.
25:13Um, Bobby, we spoke to Anna today.
25:16Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna.
25:18Anna McDowell, the investigative journalist.
25:21Oh, yes, yuck.
25:23She knows about Fritz's yacht.
25:24Yes.
25:25Okay, yeah.
25:26No, that was a different time.
25:27It was three weeks ago.
25:30Bobby, why would we sign contracts to be instated as the heads of a company if we don't have all
25:35the information about how the company actually operates?
25:38That makes us feel, and it certainly makes Anna feel, like we've been set up to fail.
25:43Yeah.
25:44No, I appreciate that feedback.
25:45Um, and this is what I love, an exchange like this.
25:48Um, okay, so, uh, let me get this straight.
25:53There's a reporter that's writing a story about, uh, an old man that has a secret yacht.
25:58Um, probably did some bad things on that secret yacht, hence the secrecy of the yacht.
26:02Yeah, but he is the kicker.
26:04Those secret bad things have stopped happening because that old man is dead.
26:07So, hold the front page.
26:11Seriously, Dodd, make sure that doesn't come out.
26:13Okay, but what did Fritz do on the yacht, Bobby?
26:16Ooh, I have no idea.
26:19Um, probably something disgusting, like have Atlantis parties with, um, perverted old men
26:24and beautiful naked women.
26:25I mean, personally, uh, I despise that.
26:28I don't know.
26:29Um, but let me tell you why I think you should sign these contracts.
26:34I mean, you don't have to, but let me tell you why Fritz and Randall is my absolute favourite
26:39of all of my scattered subsidiaries.
26:42Because when you walk into a room of the most powerful people on the planet, knowing
26:46the secrets that could end them, ooh, ladies, that's the best feeling in the world.
26:53They know your power, you know your power, and they have everything to lose, and they
26:57will do any kind of dance that you want them to.
26:59Personally, I'd love to see that kind of power in your hands.
27:04So, come with me.
27:06Let's take Fritz and Randall in a different direction, eh?
27:09You'll be in charge.
27:10No more yacht parties ever again.
27:13So.
27:13What do we think, ladies?
27:22Shiny, shiny.
27:27Who should I go and talk to, Anne?
27:28Who should I go and talk to, Anne?
27:44This is for me.
27:45воды, here 50, mines.
27:47There, there.
27:53That means paracadon.
27:57Ta아아د proved it hard to진 it.
28:00Your sugar would grow and breathe.
28:01Good.
28:03Look.
28:04What?
28:06Good.
28:06Good.
28:07Good.
28:07Good.
28:10Good.
28:10Good.
28:11It's Tatiana.
28:30Finally, tell her she has to come tonight.
28:31Sorry, I have to dance.
28:35What's going on?
28:36Tatiana, where are you?
28:37If you live now, you can still make it because Matty's just left.
28:39Wait, wait, just, just stop, just slip.
28:50He did what?
29:00That's great.
29:09That's great.
29:10That's great.
29:11You're welcome.
29:11That's great.
29:12That's great.
29:12That's great.
29:14Let's see.