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articanonymous
  • 7/6/2025
A video uploaded by Shoe0nHead on (2010-11-18)

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00:00After you can hear the angel came, when Irish hearts are happy, all the world is bright and gay.
00:10But when Irish eyes are smiling, you're made stable your home away.
00:23Woo! Good job! That was awesome. Wow.
00:28It doesn't like to be outdone, you know what I'm saying?
00:32What you've got to promise not to talk while I'm interrupted.
00:36My name is, let me see, I've got it here written somewhere.
00:40Well, whatever it is, it's William or something.
00:43Are you going to call me Sir William or Saint William? Which would you rather call me?
00:47I'll call you Sir William.
00:49Sir William.
00:51The Queen knighted me not terribly long ago, I think it was within the last 40 years.
00:57For work done in saving lives.
01:01Really?
01:02We brain surgeons perform miracles, actual miracles.
01:08I once raised a lady from the dead. She was 20 years old.
01:12A 20 year old girl is drunk.
01:13She hits the Robert Moses bridge stancher, which doesn't yield very much.
01:19So, guess what she injured about her face and her skull.
01:25Because when you get something at 70 miles an hour, that's bad for your health.
01:31I was called, they said, don't brush Dr. Bloom, this head injury is so bad that she's dead.
01:37So I didn't brush. They wanted me to pronounce her dead.
01:41So I didn't, you know, I'm zooming in at 80 miles an hour to the hospital.
01:46And I look the situation over and I perform miracles.
01:50And she's a good looking girl, I think I'll try to save her life.
01:54I could save lives by not giving up.
01:57She was not just brain dead, she was dead dead.
01:59You know, when you hit a bridge at 70 miles an hour, right?
02:03You get hurt.
02:04It's not going to get help.
02:06Neurosurgeons can, are most likely to produce miracles.
02:13And I got there.
02:14Hello, Dr. Bloom.
02:15We called you, we tried to stop you, it's too late.
02:18And I looked and I said, she's a pretty nine year old girl.
02:22And maybe, I could see her bone was pushed in.
02:27How?
02:29She's nine, she'd be about so tall.
02:31About the same height as a dark mirror.
02:33So tall you are.
02:34Well, anyway, you can relate to being nine.
02:38And this family raised cocks.
02:41Cock is the word for rooster.
02:43No, I know.
02:44And I know what you're thinking.
02:45It's a third grade marble champion.
02:47I gathered about a thousand marbles to get a bag.
02:50This is making it within the closet.
02:52It's funny, when I was in the fifth grade, my mother decided that we don't need all these marbles.
02:56Right?
02:57I regarded the marble as like the money in the bank, you know.
03:00Okay.
03:01And...
03:02I just try to get it on the line?
03:04Yeah, try to get it right on the line.
03:05Try to get it right on the line.
03:07That's pretty close.
03:08Who's next?
03:09Yeah, who's next?
03:10I'll go.
03:11Oh!
03:12See, I beat you.
03:13Uh...
03:14Now you go.
03:15You've got to get right on the...
03:16Whoa!
03:17I'm a champion!
03:18What would you like?
03:19I said, well, I'll start with five eggs, six strips of bacon, and four pieces of toast,
03:21lots of butter on it.
03:22Then I'd still be hungry, so I'd have another round or...
03:23Oh, jeez.
03:24You're going to be more like me!
03:25And you will...
03:26I can't wait.
03:27You will probably not be victims of diabetes, obesity, and old age.
03:31nichts of butter on it.
03:32Yeah.
03:33Then I'd still be hungry, so I'd have another round or...
03:36Oh, jeez!
03:37That's why...
03:38You're going to be more like me!
03:39And you...
03:40And you will...
03:41I can't wait.
03:42You will probably not be victims of diabetes, obesity, and old age.
03:47obesity.
03:48We won't be victims of old age.
03:49It was nice meeting you.
03:50And Jay.
03:51And you...
03:52You live around here...
03:53Can you do us a favor?
03:54Can you say to these people, subscribe to Jaff's videos?
03:57Subscribe...
03:58To Jaff...
03:59To Jaff's...
04:00Jaff's videos.
04:01Because Jack's videos bring you things that you never would have access to.
04:07Jack's videos not only found me, but they find a lot of interesting things.
04:13Yes.
04:14And they should be on television as professionals.
04:18If I get knighted by the Queen, I'll call you for the ceremony.
04:22Cock.