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  • 6/4/2025
A video uploaded by Shoe0nHead on (2010-09-03)

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00:00Second century, got a broken time machine and the other way from a time way way way back in the day
00:06and now it feels...
00:08What is that?!
00:10The hello ladies!
00:12Probably like...
00:13Take her bath!
00:15Anybody watch Glee? If you do, you're my lover.
00:18If you're ugly, you're not.
00:19A lot of people watch Glee, by the way.
00:20Nevermind!
00:22D'herk!
00:23Okay guys, this is a test, okay?
00:26What pops out at you when scrolling through this?
00:33How about that lady of MASSIVE CLEAVAGE!
00:37Don't you love watermelons that are just so ripe and ready to fall?
00:42Just a little bit.
00:43That's the same person?!
00:44Yes, then, now!
00:46I wasn't reading!
00:47Staring at vagina!
00:49Watermelons, ready to fall!
00:51You will look at me.
00:52No!
00:53No!
00:55Steroids!
00:57That lady, you just split her right in half.
01:00Oh, that's Kate Gosselin.
01:02Oh, see, that's what happens when you have a million kids!
01:04Look at that!
01:06They're on boats.
01:07They're on boats, everybody, boats!
01:10He's attractive now.
01:12He's very attractive.
01:13I just don't like High School Musical.
01:14Yeah.
01:15He had a vagina head.
01:16Ta-da, vagina head.
01:18Zac Efron, why do you have a vagina head?
01:20Oh, um...
01:21I'm fabulous and everyone around me is unbearable and I'm...
01:25Whoa!
01:26Sarah!
01:27Russell Brand.
01:28Who is he?
01:29Who is he with?
01:30Katy Perry.
01:31They're dating.
01:32I thought she was married.
01:33She's married to him.
01:34Where have I been?
01:37Oh, crap!
01:39But it doesn't really say that.
01:41See, they covered the R.
01:43Oh, yeah.
01:44It could say, oh, crabs.
01:46Oh, crap!
01:47No, it couldn't say, oh, crabs.
01:52Why?!
01:53I saw that...
01:54She was in Fifty First States.
01:56What's her name?
01:57Holy crap, she's in like every movie.
02:00What's her name?
02:01No, that's Jessica Simpson.
02:03It's not Jessica Simpson.
02:04Jessica Simpson!
02:05Jessica Simpson!
02:06He dipshit.
02:07Jessica's big love.
02:08Drew Barrymore.
02:09Blah, blah, blah.
02:10That's not...
02:11That's not...
02:12Look.
02:13Then, blah, blah, blah.
02:14Now, blah, blah, blah.
02:15Jessica Simpson.
02:16That's not...
02:17That's not Jessica Simpson!
02:18This whole...
02:19This whole story is about Jessica Simpson and then she's bad.
02:22That's not...
02:23You agree!
02:24That's not...
02:25She is Jessica Simpson.
02:26Yes!
02:27Bro, she got so...
02:28Bad!
02:29I used to be able to go on my bus and be like,
02:31Guys, me or Jessica Simpson.
02:33You know, everybody said Jessica Simpson.
02:34Now it's like, Jessica Simpson or Megan Fox!
02:36Who's Jessica Simpson?
02:37I don't know.
02:38Megan Fox.
02:39Kat Von D!
02:41Is that a boy or a girl?
02:43Shhh.
02:44She was in, um, um, a sorority role.
02:48Tiny nips.
02:49I'd still do whoever it is, though.
02:51Who is that?
02:52Maybe, uh, made up somewhere else.
02:53Oh, Zac Efron.
02:54And it was tiny nipples.
02:56Lady Gaga?
02:57Is that Lady Gaga?
02:58Ew!
02:59What the...
03:00He is attractive.
03:01I would do him.
03:02I don't even know who he is.
03:03I just like him.
03:04She...
03:05He is.
03:06I just like him.
03:07She...
03:08How are you?
03:09She's with a baby.
03:10What the fuck?
03:11What is the boy?
03:12Wow!
03:13Let's go.
03:14What is that?
03:15We're so cute.
03:16How are you?
03:17How are you?
03:18How are you?
03:19This is your boy.
03:20How are you?
03:21How are you?
03:21How are you?
03:23How are you?
03:25How are you?
03:26What?
03:40Isn't it supposed to go like that?
03:41He goes like this, but I changed his dress.
03:43Why?
03:44You look like a schoolboy.
03:46You're just gonna come here and insult us, leave!
03:50And you look like a middle-mouth horse, get the fuck out!