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articanonymous
  • 6/21/2025
A video uploaded by Shoe0nHead on (2010-10-18)

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00:00I'm gonna die!
00:16Alright, ready? Are you ready?
00:18Are you ready?
00:23Pulse!
00:30Oh, I'm the wolves. The wolves are coming over you.
00:36It's like a baby!
00:40No one loves you, get over it.
00:42He loves me, he loves not.
00:44He wants to fuck me, he doesn't want to fuck me.
00:46I don't need no flowers to tell me people love me.
00:48I ain't got no haters.
00:50Look how cute you are!
00:56No!
00:58No, you're not gonna be able to lift me up!
01:00I am strong.
01:01She is.
01:02Sarah, you're not gonna be able to lift me up.
01:04I am strong.
01:06I can't.
01:08No, you can't.
01:09I can't.
01:10I am strong.
01:12I am strong.
01:18Wait, see who's heavier? You holding her?
01:20Oh, never mind.
01:22I'm not saying numbers on camera.
01:24Hang the rest of the side.
01:26You're like the same.
01:28You're like the same.
01:32Sarah, you cannot!
01:34Stop.
01:36I'm telling you, you can't hold me.
01:38I don't want to do this anymore!
01:42He licked me!
01:44No!
01:46Oh my god.
01:48They look just like the cows from Harvest family!
01:50Envy. Oh god.
01:52I don't want to do these deadly things.
01:54No.
01:55Harvest family!
01:56But the whole game, all I do is buy chocolate.
01:59Yeah, bitch.
02:00Okay, right?
02:01The redhead one?
02:02Yeah.
02:03I just buy her chocolate.
02:04She's like gooey or whatever.
02:06Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.
02:07Thanks, that's nice.
02:08Chocolate, chocolate.
02:09She's gonna be fat, man.
02:10This is a dumb game.
02:11Why would you want to play a game like that's like life?
02:14Excuse me, can I talk to you for a minute?
02:16I just wanna let you know that the back of your head is ridiculous.
02:20What's your name, Delicate?
02:21What's your name, Delicate?
02:22Oh, Yvonne.
02:23That's a French-ass name, Yvonne.
02:25Y'all Grace Kelly.
02:26Grace Kelly.
02:27Oh my god.
02:28You are so cute.
02:30I don't wanna go pay you.
02:32Look at how snobby the llamas look.
02:35Like the who?
02:37Look at this, guys.
02:38It says, okay entry, and then Faith lifted it up, and look what it's on the back.
02:41Danger.
02:42Pesticides.
02:43Keep out.
02:44That guy means serious business.
02:47Pesticides.
02:48Serious business.
02:49You want some grass?
02:50Your mama, you want some grass?
02:55It's like you're so gross.
02:57It's like you're so gross.
02:59Hey, mommy, you want some grass?
03:01You wanna buy some grass?
03:03Oh my gosh.
03:05A lost trial.
03:09I am the wizard of the pumpkins.
03:11You want some grass with the dirt of the pumpkins?
03:12Ah, yes.
03:13Ah.
03:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, she's doing something.
03:18I am the wizard.
03:19The pumpkin.
03:20The pumpkin, wizard, and the wizard of the pumpkin.
03:23I am the queen.
03:24Yeah, the pumpkin toys.
03:25How freaky!
03:27Fuckin' ew!
03:28Ow!
03:29Ow!
03:30Ow!
03:31Ow!
03:32Ow!
03:33Ow!
03:34Ow!
03:35What?
03:38The battle of 1812.
03:39Oh.
03:40Oh shit.
03:41The enemy.
03:43I'm in the Battle of 1812.
03:53Oh.
03:54Oh, shit.
03:55The enemy.
03:56The enemy.
03:57The enemy.
03:58The enemy.
03:59The fat enemy.
04:00Where are they going?
04:01Their fat daughter.
04:02Quick.
04:03Who did you?
04:13I'm going to throw up.
04:33Are you okay?
04:36No.
04:38Oh, shit.
04:41She fell.
04:42She fell.
04:43She fell.
04:44I knew something was going to happen.
04:45I'm not going to be able to.
04:46Somehow I fell with you coming off.
04:47I'm sorry.
04:48I let it down YouTube.
04:49It would have been the coolest thing ever.
04:50I'm.
04:51I'm.
04:52Bro, I need to start running or something.
04:53I'm dying.
04:54I'm dying.
04:55I'm dying.
04:56I'm dying.
04:57I'm dying.
04:58I'm dying.
04:59Oh, man.
05:00Oh, man.
05:01Okay, ready?
05:02Motherfucker, motherfucker.
05:03We're in the same shirt.
05:04Put your hood on.
05:05Wait.
05:06Over here.
05:07Oh, shit.
05:08Ready?
05:09Set.
05:10Psh.
05:11Psh.
05:12Psh.
05:13Psh.
05:14Psh.
05:15Psh.
05:16Psh.
05:17Psh.
05:18Psh.
05:19Psh.
05:20Psh.
05:21Psh.
05:22Psh.
05:23Psh.
05:24Psh.
05:25Psh.
05:26Psh.
05:27Psh.
05:28Psh.
05:29Psh.
05:30Psh.
05:31Psh.
05:32Psh.
05:33Psh.
05:34Psh.
05:35Psh.
05:36Psh.
05:37Psh.
05:38Psh.
05:39Psh.
05:40Psh.
05:41Psh.
05:42Psh.
05:43Psh.
05:44Psh.
05:45Psh.
05:46Psh.
05:47Psh.
05:48Psh.
05:49Psh.
05:50Psh.
05:51Psh.
05:52Psh.
05:53Psh.
05:54Psh.
05:55Psh.
05:56Psh.
05:57If I knew the words to the song
06:03Fresh
06:09That's so stupid
06:11Oh shit!
06:13Oh my god, that's an S
06:15S E and she thinks that looks like a chode
06:17But I said it looks like a dreidel
06:19Super epic chode
06:21And in 30 years
06:23It will still be a super epic chode with our children
06:25No matter where the fuck we are
06:27California
06:29E
06:31S E
06:33Man, if there was an X
06:35Six
06:37C, that's God
06:39He's telling us to see the chode
06:41See? It's pointing that way
06:43We gotta go that way
06:45I'm looking that way
06:47I see the fence and grass and some cars
06:49Yeah, thanks God
06:51That changed my fucking life
06:53That's not
06:55Let's not
06:57Relax
07:03Wait, go
07:05Arabian dots
07:07Arabian babes
07:09Their badges are hot
07:11Their faces are nuts
07:13But I still get them
07:15This way
07:17This way is like a moth
07:19It's like a giant moth
07:21Why would you even?
07:23No!
07:25Wait, where the hell do you see a moth?
07:27I mean, let's talk like a girl
07:29Why do we talk like this all the time?
07:31That's not how girls talk
07:33You want to know how girls talk?
07:35You can listen to Sarah, I guess
07:37Sarah talk
07:39Oh my God
07:41That's a boomerang
07:43What is that guys?
07:45What is that?
07:46I don't know
07:47I don't know
07:49I don't know
07:51I don't know
07:53I don't know
07:54Yeah
07:55What is that guys
07:56That's a girlfriend