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articanonymous
  • 2 days ago
A video uploaded by Shoe0nHead on (2010-12-02)

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00:00Hello, gentlemen. Look at your woman. Now back to me. Now back to your woman. Now back to me.
00:06Sadly, she isn't me. But she could be like me if she stopped complaining about everything and actually developed a sense of humor.
00:12Close your eyes. What's in your hand?
00:14Back to me. I have it. It's a sandwich with all your favorite condiments you love.
00:17Look again. The sandwich is now a Playstation.
00:20Anything is possible when your woman is like me and not a total bitch.
00:24I don't exist.
00:30That's me. I have it.
00:35The sandwich is now...
00:37The sandwich.
00:38I think it's possible when we're...
00:40When you...
00:41When you...
00:42Now become...
00:43Fuck...
00:44The sandwich.
00:45Billy May is here. I'm dead.
00:48Also...
00:51The wine is now diamonds.
00:53So sex dance, what up?
00:55Don't give a shit. Ooh. Ew.