if i poop on my car

articanonymous

A video uploaded by Shoe0nHead on (2010-10-01)

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00:00Oh

00:03We're so cool

00:25Your ear it's passing

00:30Why do you build me up?

00:33Come on come baby

00:35Cause you let me down

00:37Let's be around

00:38You're the worst and the most

00:40You never call baby

00:42When you say you will

00:44I'll let you feel

00:46I need you

00:47I need you

00:48I ain't any more darling

00:50Spike, Mike and Ikes!

00:51Spike, Mike and Ikes!

00:53I'm gonna do it when I got no dough

00:55I'm gonna spit it when I got no flow

00:57Shibby, shibby, shibby

00:58I need you

01:00I need you

01:03That's out of the way

01:06I need her

01:15I can't see anything

01:17Why?

01:20Who's the bus?

01:22Okay, we get it.

01:24Oh, man.

01:26No, Jesus Christ!

01:28Why don't I see it?

01:30Dude, she literally just parked and she went like this with her car.

01:34She's fucking masturbating, not at home.

01:42Yo, if they poop on my car, like, I'm gonna...

01:44Bro, they're so scary!

01:46Yo, if they poop...

01:48If I poop on my car...

01:52No!

01:54If they poop on my car, I'm pooping on them!

01:58Okay, so this is a rez of freakin'lution, apparently.

02:00Wait, what's the f***?

02:02Wait, alright, what?

02:04I just did my nails.

02:06I just did my nails, I painted them,

02:08and then we both laid down on the bed.

02:10God, we were so close!

02:12We were like this, and we started talking about boys!

02:16Bro, that was the girliest moment I've ever had in my whole life!

02:20This is Faith.

02:22She's a single woman right now.

02:24I am a single woman right now!

02:26Uh-huh.

02:28I have four piercings on one ear.

02:30Yeah, look at that. One on the other.

02:32I have black and gold nails.

02:34What?

02:36Seventeen tattoos in places that you'll find out.

02:40Look, that s*** is not real.

02:42Now we're gonna record this together.

02:48I'll sing in back of you,

02:50but I'm gonna try to make it so it can't pick up my voice.

02:52Okay, let's run.

02:54Oh, God!

02:56Well, I happen to notice lately

03:10That all the songs you hear

03:16Are all about falling in love

03:20Or having your heart broke here

03:24Well, that ain't the case here

03:30Well, I think I'm in love

03:32But I'm really pretty positive

03:36Actually, wait, I'm absent and positive

03:40We can absent and positive

03:42We spend so much time together

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