3. "f*cking the penis"

articanonymous

6/30/2025

A video uploaded by Shoe0nHead on (2010-11-14)

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00:00I'm Blake. I'm John. What the fuck?

00:06It's our first vlog and we're already fucking shit off.

00:13Um, this is our first vlog. Have you seen Faith's vlogs? This is where it's done,

00:20in her room. She doesn't know we're here.

00:22What do you want to talk about first?

00:25I don't know, but what do you think is appropriate for this setting right now?

00:32Females?

00:33Females?

00:34We're in a female room.

00:35We are in a female room.

00:36Alright, this is Faith in June. Cover up June, she's ugly.

00:41Alright, I've been dating a girl for about seven months now.

00:45How's that working out for you?

00:48Fucking terrible. Just so you girls know, by seven months,

00:53you should be A, touching the penis, B, sucking the penis, or three, fucking the penis.

01:00Amen.

01:01Honestly, it's been seven months. Grow some fucking-

01:04I don't want to say grow some balls.

01:06That would be weird. That's not what you want.

01:08You have to give them time.

01:10Alright, this is what I'm going to give you time for.

01:13Pack up your shit and get out of my house.

01:15It doesn't work like that. This is America.

01:18The fuck does that have to do with anything?

01:20In America, you have sex. That's what we do.

01:22Us and Germany.

01:26I don't even know if Germany has sex.

01:28No doubt China has sex.

01:30No.

01:31But then they kill the babies.

01:32Yeah, they kill the fucking-

01:33Shut up!

01:34Get out of the block!

01:35I'mma kill your ass.

01:37I took my bitch to the mall. Skirts and shit.

01:42I said, bitch!

01:45What that smell like?

01:47Funny.

01:48I'm still trying to figure out what this is.

01:50It's a little turtle now.

01:51It's a turtle. Why is the head bobbling?

01:52Because it-

01:53Whoa!

01:55Where the fuck did you get glasses?

01:57Faith doesn't know like we're looking through her shit.

02:01Let's look through her shit.

02:02She'll find out eventually.

02:04She'll find out when she's known.

02:05No, don't look through her shit.

02:06What's this?

02:07Being good boyfriend.

02:08Don't look through her shit.

02:09Awww!

02:10Awww!

02:11By the way, that's Faith's boyfriend.

02:12Where'd you get those glasses?

02:14They're on a date.

02:15Where are you getting glasses from?

02:17I want glasses.

02:19Get me some glasses.

02:21Um, this is when we kill Faith's boyfriend,

02:23because I'm her cousin in that thing.

02:27Good night.

02:28You can leave your friends behind me.

02:30Don't go fall away.

02:31It's because I'm your girlfriend.

02:34Want ears?

02:35I don't like them.

02:36kiwi, you know,

02:37I'm thinking,

02:39we'll see your girlfriend in家.

02:40We're home.

02:41We'll be here for you,

02:43baby.

02:44We've used the question,

02:46we do 227,

02:47this year,

02:48now we could tradecraft.

02:49We'll see you places by like this,

02:51We, start loving it and see what to work with.

02:53I know what to say.

02:54We can get you Nada,

02:55what you everywhere,

02:56we've been 139.

02:57No, you don't know what to do for her cause

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