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  • 6/9/2025
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00:00Get out of my house. I don't want to see you. I don't want to see you around this house, ever.
00:06I don't want to see you with the kids. You're not taking the kids. You're not taking the dog. Definitely not the dog.
00:12Susan, I will come in there. I will take my dog. I'm taking the dog. I paid for that dog, Susan. I paid for that dog.
00:20Susan, what are you doing? Boy, you better get away from my dog and get off my property.
00:42There should be water here, but it's all dried after.
00:45Now, to cross the bridge, you have to have imagination.
00:49So, let's pretend that you don't suck.
00:54It's kind of hard, but I guess we can do it and then we can cross. Ready?
01:07What'd you imagine?
01:09I forgot the train.
01:11How'd you even cross?
01:13I have two right here.
01:15Oh.
01:17Yeah, it does look good. This looks like New York.
01:19Stupid.
01:21Stupid.
01:23Women. Ladies.
01:27You guys already know that I'm good at dealing, you know?
01:29But I've never seen a new car.
01:31So, so.
01:39What?
01:41Five.
01:43Five.
01:45Uh, queen.
01:46Jack.
01:47Ten.
01:48Nine.
01:49Oh.
01:50Eight.
01:51Nine.
01:52Eight.
01:53Nine.
01:54Eight.
01:55Five.
01:56Five.
01:57Six.
01:58Seven.
01:59Seven.
02:00Six.
02:01Five.
02:02A ten worth.
02:03A ten worth?
02:04Oh, winning!
02:06Winner.
02:07Ah, she cheated a bunch of times.
02:15Look how freaking awesome that is.
02:17It's...
02:19...
02:20...
02:21...
02:22...
02:23we're yeah product placement product placement whoa would you come from up
02:30there do some flips ready whoa that was awesome oh man that wasn't oh I don't
02:41think I was record wait ready run and go
02:53sweet trees bro look at them mountains
03:02look at them Ross what a lovely boulder what's up you guys I'm a waterfall
03:23great place for suicidal no you're not she's lying
03:32oh I got here a lot of Greek Spartans are you guys lousy card players you lost your fritches
03:39somewhere from New York you know what they say about New Yorkers don't you yeah I don't even
03:47oh what I got here a lot of Greek Spartans are you guys lousy card players looks like you lost your fritches
03:54somewhere from New York you know what they say about New Yorkers don't you yeah I don't even
03:59want to repeat it oh what's in New York I don't even want to repeat it
04:02what about you princess what are them jewels worth
04:05this is from the beach on Long Island yeah
04:08you two the new dancehall girls coming to town
04:13let's go girls
04:15let's go girls
04:17come on
04:18it's the way it is
04:193, 2, 1
04:21oh
04:22we did it
04:23western pictures
04:26look how freaking awesome I am
04:28I'm just like what up bitches with my giant ass gun
04:32and Sarah's
04:34Sarah's
04:35Sarah doesn't like her she looks like a peacock
04:39set
04:408
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04:426
04:43oh
04:443
04:454
04:46god
04:48what
04:49are we
04:50what is going on here
04:53what is going on here
04:54I have nothing
04:55we don't like this boy
04:57the loser has to stick it up one of their nostrils
05:00heels
05:02ready
05:03here
05:04here
05:05here
05:06here
05:07ready
05:08set
05:096
05:105
05:114
05:125
05:13oh
05:1410
05:157
05:172
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05:204
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05:232
05:24yeah
05:25stick it up your nose
05:26lame-o stick it up your nose
05:28all the way up there
05:30honestly got gone
05:32there you go
05:34there you go buddy
05:356
05:365
05:376
05:38moon
05:39moon it
05:40to the window
05:41now
05:42oh let's see that moon
05:43oh let's see that moon
05:44oh
05:45i
05:46i
05:47you don't even- you're wearing regular underwear do it
05:49i'll do it
05:50i'll do it
05:51i'll do it
05:52i'll do it
05:53i'll do it
05:54i'll do it
05:55you don't
05:56just leave your underwear
05:57why would i make you moon completely in the nude
05:59then do it
06:00come on
06:01come on
06:02i was climbing up this mountain
06:03You don't, just leave your underwear. Why would I make you moon completely in the nude?
06:09Then do it!
06:14Come on!
06:17So I was climbing up this mountain one day, right up here, and holy shit there's a waterfall.
06:26Right now we are at a beautiful ass lake.
06:33Go all the way in.
06:38This is all from snow.
06:40Is it really?
06:41Where's the snow?
06:43From the top of the mountains.
06:48Yeah, okay.
06:51Those people are crazy.
06:58Oh yeah, totally.
07:00It doesn't feel like Titanic.
07:04Come back!
07:05Come back!
07:06Come back!
07:07Come back!
07:09Hey guys, so...
07:10Wait, wait, wait.
07:11Hey guys, so we're in San Francisco.
07:14And uh, yeah, this is where that story is.
07:17And um, what else?
07:21It feels exactly like New York right?
07:23Princess Diaries.
07:24It feels exactly like New York, doesn't it?
07:26Like...
07:27Say I can do this.
07:28Do that.
07:29Yeah.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Like exactly like New York.
07:33Oh my god.
07:34Completely.
07:35Except for that, the most thing is that.
07:39Oh, and there's a lot of hills and palm trees.
07:42Oh yeah, and there's palm trees.
07:44And it's cleaner and...
07:46Oh my god, there's like...
07:47It's not clean.
07:48There's like no one here to...
07:54Look at those balls.
07:58Sweet picture, bro.
08:00Do I have to try one more?
08:01Where are they?
08:02Where are they from?
08:03I don't know.
08:04I don't know.
08:05I don't know.
08:06I don't know.
08:07I don't know.
08:08I don't know.
08:09I don't know.
08:10I don't know.
08:11I don't know.
08:12I don't know.
08:13I don't know.
08:14Look at that.
08:15Look at that big ass macaroni and cheese.
08:22It's like mad.
08:23So, um...
08:24Oh, random people eating.
08:26Word.
08:27Word.
08:28I just got gills another snowball.
08:30And I didn't even get myself something in there.
08:33This huge ass gift shop.
08:35They're playing the Titanic theme song.
08:41Do you hear it?
08:48Oh, they're playing the Titanic theme song.
08:51I don't know.
08:52I don't know.
08:53I don't know.
08:54I don't know.
08:55I don't know.
08:56I'm gonna get this.
08:57We are in...
08:58I think gills would love this place.
08:59This is all surfboard stuff.
09:02This is a ball.
09:03And the surfboard is all over the place.
09:08She'll like this shirt.
09:13No, no.
09:14Gills would say, eat, bring pump stocks.
09:17Sure.