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Had to make sure that situation was all halal #halal #hilarious #funny #comedy #views
Max Amini
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7/2/2025
Nothing makes you appreciate food like 14 hours without it 😂 Had to make sure that situation was all halal! #halal #hilarious #comedy #standupcomedy #funny #maxamini #explore #trending #viral #views
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00:00
You guys came so late. What happened?
00:06
There's a lot of problem with my management.
00:08
You were eating?
00:11
Fasting?
00:12
You're fasting?
00:13
I see a drink in your hand.
00:17
Are you guys Muslim?
00:20
Really?
00:20
What country are you from?
00:23
Kazakhstan?
00:25
Nice.
00:26
Are you from Kazakhstan?
00:28
Really?
00:29
Well, tell your cousins to...
00:31
Don't fast on the night of my shows.
00:35
Okay?
00:37
If you're going to fast,
00:39
you're like,
00:39
I cannot leave.
00:43
It's my fault that you're fasting.
00:48
Who else is fasting?
00:52
That guy?
00:53
No Muslim goes...
00:54
You should have gone like...
00:59
Allahu Akbar.
01:02
I am here.
01:03
Allahu Akbar.
01:06
What's your name?
01:07
Khalil?
01:09
Nice to meet you.
01:10
And what about your name, honey?
01:12
Zera?
01:13
Okay, nice to see you.
01:15
Oh, more people showed up late.
01:16
You were fasting as well?
01:23
Your tits are way out to be fasting.
01:31
Zahra, if I can see her nipples, is it okay?
01:34
Is the fasting halal?
01:37
If I can see nipples?
01:38
If I can see nipples?
01:40
Zahra?
01:40
Zahra says, it's okay.
01:41
Okay, it's okay.
01:43
More nipples?
01:44
You can show more nipples.
01:45
Zahra, thank you very much.
01:48
No matter what religion you are,
01:51
much blessings to you.
01:53
Yeah?
01:54
Your management.
01:56
Blaming her tired ass,
01:58
fasting ass on me.
02:00
Meanwhile, Zahra and
02:01
khuh-khuh-khuh-khuh-khah
02:03
came on time.
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