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00:00My mom, she's so funny, if she wants me to do something, she'll do whatever it takes for it to happen.
00:07Like, she's very persistent, my mom.
00:09I was coming back from D.C., and the TSA got me because I had eye cream in my bag.
00:17Now, it wasn't mine. My mom had shoved it in there.
00:21The conversation was like, would you like some eye cream?
00:23I'm like, no, I don't use eye cream.
00:25And she goes, why not?
00:27What? You look like a lizard.
00:34Thank you, Mom.
00:37I don't want eye cream.
00:39Now, I go to the airport, and the TSA is not nice, man.
00:44These ladies that work there are, sir, sir, sir.
00:49Yes?
00:50You have eye cream, sir?
00:54I'm like, yeah, oh, my God.
00:55I said my mom put it in my bag.
00:57It's illegal, sir.
00:59And she was yelling at me so much, it made me like, I was like, again, I'm like, let's have fun with this.
01:04I was like, illegal?
01:06Ma'am, what am I going to do with a eye cream?
01:09What do you do with a eye cream?
01:10Am I going to get on the plane and scream at everybody, hey!
01:13Today, today, I'm going to moisturize everybody in here.
01:21Captain, you look like a lizard.
01:27What am I?
01:27So she's like, you cannot take this through.
01:30And I was just like, I'm going to take it through.
01:33I took the whole eye cream.
01:35I put it in my hand.
01:44Walked through that metal detector like a man.
01:47Took a selfie on the other side.
01:51Hashtag lizard man.
01:54Send it to my mom.

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