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00:00Buddy, what kind of piss you had to take in the middle of the most important part of the show you got off?
00:06There was a make-out scene and you're like, I don't care, I'm going to peace.
00:11You missed the most epic part of the show.
00:14Isn't that that much of an emergency, bro?
00:17You're a big guy too, you got off, the whole theater emptied.
00:22What's your name?
00:24Jihad.
00:25Jihad? Oh, buddy, take it easy.
00:28Thank you so much.
00:31You can leave any time you like.
00:34We want to make peace with you.
00:37My name is Allahu Akbar.
00:40Take it easy, okay?
00:43Why? Why did you even show up today?
00:46You're scaring everybody.
00:50You kept your name.
00:52Wow.
00:54How do you live in Canada?
00:55I don't know.
00:57Who gives a job to this guy?
00:58Hi, what's your name?
00:59Jihad.
01:01Can you imagine this guy working customer service?
01:03Hello, thank you for calling Tim Horton, this is Jihad speaking.
01:08Is that your real first name?
01:11No.
01:12His name was like, Majid, he's like, not good enough.
01:18He's going around like, my name is Majid, can you?
01:20He's like, oh, nice to meet you.
01:21Oh, it doesn't scare them.
01:23I'm going to change it to Jihad.
01:25Jihad.
01:28I'm going to change it to Jihad.
01:36I'm going to change it to Jihad.

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