He's a cool dude but triggeres TSA agent on every flight #hilarious #mision #comedy #standupcomedy #views

Max Amini

He's a vool dude but triggeres TSA agent on every flight! The struggle is real, but you got this! 😁 #hilarious #mission #comedy #standupcomedy #funny #laugh #maxamini #trending #viral #relationshipgoals #foryou #foryoupage #fyp #views

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00:00Buddy, what kind of piss you had to take in the middle of the most important part of the show you got off?

00:06There was a make-out scene and you're like, I don't care, I'm going to peace.

00:11You missed the most epic part of the show.

00:14Isn't that that much of an emergency, bro?

00:17You're a big guy too, you got off, the whole theater emptied.

00:22What's your name?

00:24Jihad.

00:25Jihad? Oh, buddy, take it easy.

00:28Thank you so much.

00:31You can leave any time you like.

00:34We want to make peace with you.

00:37My name is Allahu Akbar.

00:40Take it easy, okay?

00:43Why? Why did you even show up today?

00:46You're scaring everybody.

00:50You kept your name.

00:52Wow.

00:54How do you live in Canada?

00:55I don't know.

00:57Who gives a job to this guy?

00:58Hi, what's your name?

00:59Jihad.

01:01Can you imagine this guy working customer service?

01:03Hello, thank you for calling Tim Horton, this is Jihad speaking.

01:08Is that your real first name?

01:11No.

01:12His name was like, Majid, he's like, not good enough.

01:18He's going around like, my name is Majid, can you?

01:20He's like, oh, nice to meet you.

01:21Oh, it doesn't scare them.

01:23I'm going to change it to Jihad.

01:25Jihad.

01:28I'm going to change it to Jihad.

01:36I'm going to change it to Jihad.

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