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Ethnic directions, everyone's got their own! They're as quick as they are complicated 😂 #driving #oldman #comedy #standupcomedy #funny #laugh #relationshipgoals #wife #husband #maxamini #explore #trending #viral #foryou #fyp #views

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00:00If you lost, if you ask directions from a Latino, they'll give you the wrong address.

00:06If you ask directions from a black person, you don't even know what they're saying.

00:12All right, man, just keep going down, get down around the circle, you're going to move around,

00:16then, man, shit, man, you're right there, dog.

00:18You know what I'm saying? Just do that shit, and you're right there, dog.

00:21Do what shit? Like, do that fucking thing right there, man.

00:24Persians give the best directions, but only Persians can understand the Persian direction.

00:32Right?

00:34I was lost, and I saw this old man on the side of the street, and he gave me directions.

00:38I didn't even, I was like, sir, excuse me, how do I just, whatever, I asked him, like, you know, how can I get to this place?

00:44And he goes, okay.

00:51And then he thought about it.

00:54One tree, two tree, three tree, three tree.

01:07Make left.

01:10One house, two house.

01:13Tree house.

01:15Four house.

01:17Make right.

01:19Big trash gun.

01:20Big, big, big trash gun.

01:27You go left.

01:29Go.

01:36Count to ten.

01:39Voila.

01:42It's like, what the hell just happened?

01:44What the hell just happened?

01:46I don't know.

01:47No.

01:47I don't know.

01:48I don't know.

01:50I don't know.

02:05I don't know.

02:06I don't know.

02:07It's like, oh gosh.

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