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00:00What's your name?
00:01Aspen.
00:02Aspen?
00:06She said, not Aspen.
00:09I want to get your name right.
00:11Say it one more time.
00:12Elspeth.
00:13Elspeth.
00:15Elspeth.
00:16Okay, I did good.
00:18Elspeth.
00:19Yeah?
00:20Okay.
00:21Let's get to know a few more Norwegians.
00:23Sir, what's your name?
00:23Andreas.
00:24Andreas?
00:25Very easy.
00:26Even easier than Elspeth.
00:27Yeah?
00:28Andreas.
00:30Body, what's your name?
00:31Steak.
00:32Steak?
00:34Are you sure?
00:36Why did it end?
00:38Steak.
00:40There's no ending to the name?
00:43They just left it halfway.
00:45Steak.
00:49Ask your parents.
00:51They might have forgotten to finish it on paper, yeah?
00:54Steak.
00:55Like, it should be an ending to it, no?
00:58Okay, fine.
01:00And this young lady here, is she also, are you Norwegian?
01:03Persian.
01:03You're Persian.
01:04Well, you have a very good hairstylist.
01:08She went and she goes, make me belong there than the actual Norwegian, okay?
01:14I want Steak to look at me and go, oh, Norwegian.
01:23Look at this.
01:24Even you thought she's your people, yeah?
01:29Thank you for tricking everybody.
01:31You're half Russian?
01:33Really?
01:34You're half Russian, half Persian?
01:36Who's Russian?
01:37Oh, my mom.
01:37Your mom is Russian?
01:39Oh, okay, okay.
01:40That's interesting.
01:41And where did you grow up?
01:44In Norway.
01:45This is a comedy show.
01:47Just...
01:47She's going to turn this into a documentary.
01:53Just where did you grow up?
01:54Just say it fast, yeah?
01:57I was born in Iran.
01:58You were born in Iran, yeah?
01:59And you grew up in Norway?
02:01And where did your parents meet?
02:02In Iran.
02:03In Iran?
02:04Your Russian dad?
02:05What the hell was he doing in Iran?
02:08You were born pre-revolution, I'm assuming.
02:11Yeah?
02:12Okay.
02:13And since then, the Russians were like involved with the Iranian Chahak government.
02:17Look at this.
02:18This lady is the key to the complicated politics of Iran.
02:26So your father from Russia went to Iran to do what?
02:30Oh, I'm sorry.
02:31Your mom.
02:32Your mom.
02:32Your mom?
02:33What the hell was she doing in Iran?
02:38Don't ask?
02:40Oh.
02:42Oh.
02:44Oh.
02:45She was Russian, Russian.
02:49What a cool mom.
02:54Your dad has a good taste.
02:58Russians are beautiful.
02:59Yeah, Russians are beautiful.
03:00Good for you.
03:00Wonderful.
03:01What's your name?
03:02Salome.
03:02Salome.
03:03And what do you do in Norway?
03:07This lady thinks so much.
03:10I didn't know this is a job interview.
03:14Salome, one more time I ask you a question.
03:16Just answer.
03:17You grew up here.
03:18Yeah?
03:18Did you see how easy the conversation was?
03:20Just, just, oh, Iranians, they make everything.
03:25What can I say?
03:26Everybody is watching.
03:28If I say what I do, what are they going to think?
03:30How should I say the titan?
03:32If I say it like this, would they understand how good the job is?
03:35What if they judge me and say this is a shit job?
03:37In fact, what if I have clients in the audience?
03:40All of that went through her head.
03:43One simple question.
03:44What do you do?
03:49Man.
03:51You know, anybody travels a lot for work here?
03:54Yeah?
03:55Like, has to take the plane a lot?
03:57Anybody?
03:58Yeah, they said you travel a lot.
04:00What's your name?
04:01Rachana.
04:02Rachana?
04:03Where are you from?
04:04Nepal.
04:04Nepal?
04:05Oh, that's so cool.
04:09Rachana, what do you do?
04:11I work in women organizations, sanitaires, for any.
04:14Okay, can you say that one more time in English?
04:18This is what I hear.
04:19So you travel via plane a lot?
04:29I live in Bergen and I've traveled here today for your show as well.
04:33So I travel to Oslo.
04:35Oh my God.
04:37You're so sweet.
04:39Thank you for traveling.
04:40You already travel so much for work.
04:43For the...
04:43Yes, all of that pressure from...
04:50You still say, I'm going to travel to see Max.
04:54So I can go to his show and say, Max, I travel for...
04:56You are so sweet.
05:03And who's the guy next to you?
05:05My husband.
05:05Oh my God.
05:06And you brought him with you too.
05:09Husband, you must be the luckiest husband, huh?
05:12Yeah.
05:13Your wife is never home.
05:19He's clapping.
05:23She's the nicest wife.
05:25Are you also from Nepal?
05:27Oh, so you understand what she said.
05:33That's Norwegian.
05:35The office is Norwegian, not the public.
05:37Yeah, of course.
05:38The problem is the office is Norwegian.
05:42Stu.
05:44I forgot everybody else's name.
05:47What other European people here?
05:49Where?
05:52Why do you like...
05:53Why do you do that to your husband?
05:56He doesn't want to participate.
05:59Why would you do that to him?
06:00She grabs his arm.
06:06Say it.
06:07Say it.
06:08French.
06:09French.
06:11French.
06:11What did he do to you?
06:15He married you.
06:17You're helping him?
06:19You're not helping him.
06:20You're harassing him.
06:23What's your name?
06:25Emmanuel.
06:26Emmanuel.
06:29One of the most beautiful accents.
06:33The accents are beautiful.
06:35I am Emmanuel.
06:37I'm here.
06:38Bonjour.
06:39So nice to have you.
06:42On behalf of the Persian community,
06:44we apologize
06:45for you to be stuck with this lady at home.
06:50She probably forced food in your mouth.
06:54He's clapping.
06:55She's like,
06:55don't kill out.
06:57Lady, you're abusive.
07:02Don't kill out.
07:03He's your friend
07:08and you're harassing
07:09this poor guy like this.
07:12I know.
07:13But you're trying to help me?
07:15You were trying to help me?
07:17Don't help me, okay?
07:20If you acted right,
07:22he wouldn't be your friend.
07:23He would have been your boyfriend already.
07:25You're so cute.
07:26You know we're playing, yeah?
07:28It's all...
07:28Huh?
07:29I love you, man.
07:31Oh, my...
07:32I love you.
07:35You know the people I pick on,
07:37I love.
07:37You think,
07:37I love this kid sitting here.
07:39This kid is laughing,
07:41having a great time,
07:42with a boner.
07:43I love this kid.
07:46What's that?
07:47That was so mean of you.
07:49Oh, was it?
07:50Oh, I love you.
07:50It's you, Nambia.
07:52Oh, T-Bite Emmanuel wasn't here.
08:07Emmanuel, sorry.
08:22As soon as you left,
08:23I had to make out with her.
08:26You know?
08:27I wanted to see what's happening.
08:28I wanted to see why is she so good
08:30that you don't leave...
08:31I wanted to see and see.
08:57Bye-bye.

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