- 7/2/2025
The Valley Season 2 Episode 12 - Full
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00:00I know we were talking about taking like an end to the summer trip, and we wanted to do Hawaii.
00:07It feels weird going on a trip with people that I'm not talking to.
00:11I will not bring Jenna around somewhere that you and Aaron are going to be.
00:15You already did.
00:16This is a conversation that Michelle and I could have had without you being involved.
00:20Yeah, because we would hold you accountable.
00:23A word you can't stand.
00:25Hopefully I'm not bringing the ring back because she said no.
00:27It's a full carrot.
00:28She'll say yes.
00:30Maui.
00:32Happy place.
00:34Operation Get Engaged.
00:36Why not a good name?
00:37Same reason?
00:39I for doing.
00:41Did you cross the line when I was married to Michelle?
01:00Hello.
01:01Right there.
01:02This is the perfect spot to kind of kick off our trip.
01:06It's very Hawaii Island vibes with the location and the view.
01:11It's just perfect.
01:12It's so beautiful.
01:14Where's Luke and Kristen?
01:15I was texting with Kristen and she was like, stuff isn't going on with his grandma.
01:18And so everything's just kind of upsetting him.
01:24I'm greeting you with no one's here.
01:26Just towel, undies, go to the nice shower.
01:29Okay.
01:30When Luke is really frustrated, likes to take a walk, he likes to take a drive and deal with
01:35some of his emotions on his own.
01:37But like, come on, Luke, get it together.
01:39We've had a stressful time recently and this is for us to enjoy.
01:43Hi guys, can I get you started with anything to drink?
01:46Casamigos, Blanco, skinny margarita with salt, please.
01:49We're going to get sake.
01:50Can I also take your dinner order?
01:52I'll do the flames.
01:53Pan-seared king salmon.
01:55Okay, let's go, babe.
01:56I think they're waiting on us for dinner.
01:57Are they?
01:58Yeah.
02:01Hi guys.
02:03Oh yeah.
02:04We just need to go eat.
02:04Okay.
02:05That's all.
02:05Look at my mountain of edamame.
02:08So what did you decide to do for Cruz?
02:11So, Zulie's staying at my house the entire time that we're gone and then Jax has just
02:15come into my house to play with Cruz for now.
02:19Yeah.
02:20This is my first real vacation that Jax hasn't been on in like 10 years.
02:24It feels very strange because everybody's coupled up, but it also is very freeing.
02:29Like, thank God he did not come.
02:31Whoa.
02:32It's like a little bridge.
02:34Here they are.
02:35Yay!
02:38How are you feeling?
02:40It's all right.
02:41I'm here.
02:42I see lemonade with Tito's, please.
02:45I'm not an answer.
02:47What are we having?
02:48Yeah.
02:49Yeah, I'll talk to you later.
02:50I can tell that Luke's a little frazzled and I'm one of the few people that know he's proposing
02:55to Kristen tomorrow.
02:56So, I'm hoping that Luke is going to be able to keep it together and keep the train on
03:02the track for tomorrow.
03:03It was a day before I talked with Janet and Jason.
03:06Janet apologized.
03:07It was really awkward for me for a minute.
03:09I mean, she should feel awkward.
03:10If I were her, I'd feel really awkward for screaming, and then being like, oh, wait, I
03:16was wrong?
03:17Yeah, you were wrong.
03:18So, it would be really nice if once in a while Janet would just acknowledge the fact
03:22that she can be a really s*** person and start a lot of things to be drama for everyone
03:28else.
03:29So, she didn't have to talk to you about that yet?
03:30No.
03:31And also, I mean, Janet yelled at me where the s*** is my apology.
03:34What?
03:35I wish she should be back and not back.
03:38I will do.
03:39I will do.
03:40I will do.
03:41Cheers to friendship.
03:48Cheers to friendship.
03:49Cheers to family.
03:52Cheers to having each other's backs.
03:55Does this feel awkward at all with this year and stuff, or has it been pretty, like, chill
04:00so far?
04:01I think it's on him.
04:02I'm looking for my phone.
04:04I think I lost it.
04:05It's under Brittany's dress, and I don't want to go down searching under the table.
04:10There's s*** that just can't be comprehended.
04:14You know, childish.
04:16I already had to stare at her boobs for the first hour of the dinner.
04:23Unwell behavior.
04:25Hit this real quick.
04:25Hey, hey, hit this.
04:27Hit this.
04:28I would say 400.
04:29Useless.
04:30I know I'm on the outside, but it seems like he's making positive stride.
04:32It's from now, since last year.
04:35Oh, no.
04:36He's gotten worse.
04:38Oh, interesting.
04:39Yeah.
04:40You don't see the worst.
04:42It's like...
04:43Is everybody done?
04:44You guys should come back and see my presidential suite.
04:47You guys, I picked up this check.
04:48I got you guys.
04:49Now everybody can watch my booty as I walk up here.
04:53Hey, Aaron, can you hold back with me for a sec?
04:56Yeah, of course.
04:58Just the two of us.
05:00Let's talk to me one other night.
05:03Oh, God, you guys.
05:05Do you want to wait for them?
05:08I want to listen.
05:10I'm a little nervous.
05:11I don't have a choice with Jesse.
05:13He's going to be in my life forever, even when Isabella gets married.
05:17And Aaron doesn't have to deal with him and his toxicity.
05:21So I do get scared sometimes that one day Aaron's going to be like,
05:25this is too much to deal with a crazy ex-husband.
05:29How are you enjoying yourself?
05:30Very well.
05:32Yeah?
05:33Yeah.
05:34I figured it was probably time that you and I had a little conversation.
05:40There are issues that Aaron and I need to discuss.
05:42We should have discussed them very early on.
05:45We didn't.
05:46As a father of Isabella, something that really bothered me,
05:51and you wouldn't know this because you're not a father,
05:53coming back on Father's Day and having my mother and my friends
06:00send me screenshots of you with my daughter on Father's Day.
06:04Yeah.
06:05That is disrespectful to post a picture of my daughter
06:08without even asking her father if that's okay.
06:10Right.
06:11That was a big slap in the face for Michelle.
06:14Completely slipped my mind.
06:15We were having such a good day, you know, supporting her.
06:18And I put myself in your shoes.
06:20And I was like, yeah, that's not right.
06:21So I took it down.
06:23But, like, treat us with respect and...
06:27Well, then let me ask you a question.
06:31Did you or did you not cross the line when I was married to Michelle?
06:38Emotional, physical, in any way, did you cross the line?
06:47No.
06:50Absolutely not.
06:51The only thing that we texted here and there was once for that coffee meeting at Blackwood,
06:57and another time when I told her, hey, come to Runyon, I'm selling honey.
07:01But other than that, we would run into each other all the time.
07:08I'm thinking, this is bullsh**.
07:11Listen, at this point, I want to like you, but she triggers me.
07:19And she has a way to get under my skin.
07:22And I think it's kind of time to let it all go.
07:25If we could just all somehow figure out a way to work together, and you guys being here this week, I mean, it should be the perfect f***ing time to do that.
07:37I don't know. I think we've said enough.
07:41In my heart of hearts, I 1,000% think they had a physical and emotional relationship before we separated.
07:51How else do you explain having a boyfriend two weeks after we separated while still living in my house?
07:55Speaking of the devil.
07:58Everything okay?
08:00Yep.
08:01You ready to go?
08:04Yeah, I think we're done.
08:07Coming up.
08:08So you're going to be mad at me.
08:11Luke just proposed to Kristen.
08:13What?
08:14Wait, so Danny and Nia got to be there and we did it?
08:17Oh, Jesus.
08:19Yes, yes, yes.
08:25Come to the good things in life.
08:28Let me treat you like my treasure.
08:30Cheers to Hawaii.
08:33Cheers, everybody.
08:34Cheers.
08:35Love y'all.
08:35Cheers.
08:36Cheers.
08:38Paradise.
08:42Somebody's spray tanned in there.
08:43Looks like a dead body.
08:46And the sheets.
08:47Yeah, I know. It's nasty.
08:48I hope they change the sheets when we leave.
08:50Yeah.
08:52I'm so excited for today.
08:55Great day for a great day, baby.
08:58Be a part.
08:59We're going to be a part of a proposal.
09:01We're 100% sure it's going to happen.
09:03How is Luke doing?
09:03Like, he seemed like he was doing really bad last night.
09:07Last night, Luke had a moment.
09:09Went off the rails a little bit.
09:11I will give anyone at this table $20 to snort this ball of wasabi.
09:17I would do it for you.
09:21He was like, about to have like a mental breakdown.
09:23Yes, I'm going through some s***.
09:25I just want you to be there for me.
09:27That's all I want, Kristen.
09:29Luke, you don't have pants on.
09:32You know, it's a really big moment in your life,
09:35and you want to get it right.
09:36So I am sympathetic to what he's going through right now.
09:41But I talked to him this morning.
09:43I said, how you doing, brother?
09:45He seems like he's, uh, he's coming back.
09:50Okay.
09:53Can you talk to Kristen?
09:54I haven't talked to her at all.
09:55Oh, yeah.
09:56We talked to Kristen.
09:57I had breakfast with her.
09:58Oh, yeah.
09:59I have not talked to her since El Coyote.
10:01You know she's mad because I was trying to talk to her,
10:03and you were just, like, yelling at her.
10:05This is a conversation that Michelle and I could have had
10:08without you being involved and making it so much bigger.
10:11Yeah, because we would hold you accountable.
10:12Janet, come on.
10:13How did that night get so heated at El Coyote?
10:17I understand the drinks were strong,
10:18but how did it get so hot and everybody was yelling?
10:23There's a group of people who,
10:26every time the heat is on them,
10:27suddenly there are these made-up rumors that get thrown out.
10:30Jason was a victim of it.
10:31Jason's in no space to be judging anyone's relationship.
10:36Keep your wedding ring on all the time,
10:37and then you can start talking.
10:39You guys were the victim of it.
10:41I'm Aaron.
10:42You're friends with Jenna Willis, right?
10:44Or you know Jenna Willis.
10:46It's a deflection to me.
10:49At El Coyote, I felt like Kristen
10:51was not taking any accountability.
10:52I was like, I don't know why Jenna's around.
10:54What are you talking about?
10:55Just own it.
10:56Just say, I purposely brought this person around
10:58because I don't like Michelle,
10:59and I want to ruin her happy relationship.
11:01I just want to be in the pool with my hot boyfriend
11:03and have fun,
11:05but my friends keep bringing up a girl
11:07he once hooked up with.
11:08On that note, we're going to go get deep tissue massage.
11:10Oh my gosh, so sweet.
11:13Why do we have to talk about her again?
11:16Can we move on?
11:18You guys are a really hot couple.
11:20Yeah.
11:21Michelle?
11:21Yeah.
11:22Michelle's really doing it for me in these little shorts.
11:25My impression on Michelle, I've realized.
11:26Oh, our last day with this view, though.
11:31Do we really have to give up this room to Kristen?
11:33I don't think they really need it.
11:34You know, their room's pretty, too,
11:35for an engagement, I guess.
11:38Also, I love that Jasmine today was like,
11:41something's amiss,
11:42and I was like, just trust me.
11:43Just trust me.
11:44And then she's like,
11:45I was like,
11:47I was like, I can't.
11:48I can't.
11:49This is a lot of s***.
11:51Like.
11:51For gay people.
11:52For gay people.
11:53I mean, it's going to be real.
11:54What can go wrong?
11:55Oh, there we go.
11:57Oh my God.
11:57It's literally so.
11:58Oh, wait.
11:59And the t-shirts are like.
12:00Look how cute this is.
12:03It's super cute.
12:04It's literally the best.
12:06We had to get Janet and Jason's size
12:09to make it seem like,
12:11oh, we're getting like a group photo on a shirt or whatever.
12:14And I don't know what we're going to do with them tonight
12:18because I can tell you this.
12:19If Kristen gets proposed to
12:21and then gets off the boat
12:23and Janet is standing there
12:24with a shirt of her face on it,
12:26that will be the biggest meltdown
12:28in the history of the world.
12:31Like Chernobyl ain't got s*** on what would happen.
12:33But I feel like we should pack first
12:34because our s*** is everywhere.
12:38Hold on one second.
12:41We're naked.
12:43Even better.
12:44Isn't that so cute?
12:46I said last night to him,
12:48I was like,
12:48you should actually wear that tomorrow night to dinner.
12:52Or I will.
12:53Actually, let's just sit down for a second.
12:56Zach.
12:57Here you go.
12:58I know they're yours because I've seen them before.
13:01And they're also massive.
13:02No, but last night I felt like,
13:04number one, Luke,
13:06I love that there's someone more dramatic than you sometimes.
13:10Like, you have found your match.
13:12I haven't been dramatic.
13:13He was in his feelings and whatever.
13:16But I'm just saying, like...
13:16He had a really, really hard weekend.
13:18He literally just spent...
13:20Yeah, it's...
13:21It is...
13:21We spent 36 hours flying
13:23when he had to meet his sick grandmother
13:24who, in his mind,
13:26you know,
13:27when you're about...
13:27when you think you're going to lose someone,
13:29you go worst case scenario.
13:31Yeah.
13:32Okay, well,
13:33we need to start getting ready
13:34because we have to shower and stuff
13:35in our massive shower.
13:39Hola.
13:40Hi, baby.
13:41Hola.
13:41Hi.
13:42How was golfing?
13:44Good.
13:44Do you feel zen?
13:46Last night was a disaster,
13:48but I got some good sleep.
13:49I love Kristen so much.
13:51Now I get to get down on one knee
13:53and give her the best surprise of her life.
13:56Babe, will you shave my neck?
13:58Can I help?
13:59Let me go.
13:59I want to get, like,
14:00more ready today.
14:01Yes.
14:02You want to look like less of a...
14:04Yeah.
14:05...cave man?
14:06Yeah.
14:06I'm going to trim this a little bit.
14:07We'll see you guys later.
14:08And I'm not showering before fishy time
14:10because I feel like I'm going to probably
14:11stink like fish or something
14:12and then I'll shower after.
14:14I don't know what happens when...
14:15No, you're not going to.
14:16You should shower before.
14:17Why?
14:17Because I think we're going to the luau right after.
14:20Yeah.
14:20I don't think there's going to be time
14:21to shower and get ready after.
14:22No, you don't need to shower
14:23every day in Hawaii
14:24if you're in the ocean.
14:27It's true.
14:28I've been trying to, like,
14:29really suddenly text her
14:30about being cute.
14:32I love her so much
14:33with her inspo pics.
14:35Just, I want you to...
14:36It's like a boat
14:36with a bunch of gross fish guts on it.
14:38No.
14:38No, it's not.
14:39No.
14:41Isn't this inspo photo?
14:42Honey, it's a kissing photo.
14:44Oh, my gosh!
14:44All these look like
14:45they just got engaged.
14:46Just a boat.
14:47Yeah.
14:47Great.
14:48I feel pretty dressed then.
14:49I'm excited.
14:52I'm anxious.
14:53The boat's reserved.
14:53Danny and Nia are coming.
14:55Zach's handling everything
14:56at the resort.
14:59Kristen not wanting to shower
15:00was not on my radar.
15:04Coming up.
15:05Is that the only time
15:06you guys broke up?
15:07Yeah.
15:08Well, there's one more time.
15:10When you start dating her.
15:11Technically, Michelle
15:12and I are still together.
15:30Hurry, hurry, hurry.
15:31It's hot.
15:32It's hot.
15:32It's hot.
15:32It's hot.
15:33It's hot.
15:34Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
15:41You want me?
15:41Yeah.
15:46I'm really, really happy
15:47that I get to see Cruz today.
15:49It's been seven days
15:50since I've gotten out of the facility
15:51and I was really worried
15:53because I was gone for so long
15:55that I thought he was going
15:56to forget about me.
15:57That seeing your little boy
15:58is just, it's gut-wrenching.
15:59It is gut-wrenching
16:00and he's my everything.
16:06And, you know,
16:07he picked up right where we left off.
16:09I mean, he's the best medication
16:10I have right now.
16:19Hula really is a storytelling art form
16:21that allows a person
16:22to use the hand, feet, and body
16:24to manually unfold a story.
16:27Lord, what would my hula dance be?
16:29One, two, pick the shell.
16:32Obviously, it has a lot to do with Jax,
16:35so I'm thinking I can just rip off his nuts,
16:39pull them out,
16:40and throw them in the ocean.
16:42That's like a good hula move.
16:45I don't know what this is,
16:47but it looks like the Hulk.
16:48I don't know if it's shaved ice
16:49or a shaved ice cocktail
16:50or if that's a different thing.
16:51I don't need to be buddy-buddy with Aaron.
16:53Cheers.
16:54I think you start with Australia
16:55and all this is...
16:56But I have to do
16:57what's in the best interest of Isabella,
16:59and Isabella says she loves Aaron.
17:01Bye!
17:02Love you!
17:03Love you!
17:04Love you!
17:06Love you too!
17:07Bye!
17:07Bye!
17:08Then I have to respect that.
17:10Easier said than done.
17:13Speaking of shaved ice,
17:14which one's the last time you played hockey?
17:19You sure you want to go there?
17:22Is this a...
17:23Is this an topic?
17:24Yeah, I just...
17:25It connects us even more.
17:29The last time I played hockey,
17:30it was probably 2016.
17:36I got buried in the corner.
17:39I had the worst concussion
17:40of my entire hockey career.
17:43I checked myself into Cedars,
17:45and Michelle and I
17:46hadn't been dating for a few weeks.
17:49I had an option of, like,
17:50who to call to pick me up at the hospital.
17:53And that's kind of how
17:55Michelle and I started back up.
17:56Were you gonna...
17:57If that didn't happen,
17:58would you have...
17:58No.
17:59So basically,
18:00you got back together with Michelle
18:01because you were concussed.
18:04Yeah, I guess I've been concussed
18:05for eight and a half years.
18:07Was that the only time
18:08you guys broke up?
18:09Yeah.
18:11Well, there's one more time.
18:13When you start dating her.
18:14Yeah.
18:16Technically, Michelle and I
18:17are still together.
18:18Right, lawyer?
18:23That must feel real good.
18:27Technically,
18:28they were in a relationship
18:30while she was still sleeping
18:32in my bed.
18:33And, uh, yeah.
18:35I'll take a few digs
18:36when I can.
18:37You guys spoke for a while yesterday.
18:38I saw when you came back
18:39to the room,
18:39you guys did a little beers toast,
18:41so I assume everything's
18:42pretty good.
18:43I think it was a good talk.
18:44Yeah, how do you feel
18:45about last night?
18:46I thought it was good.
18:48Um,
18:48and like I said,
18:50just be on my team.
18:51I will do my part
18:53as a promise to you
18:54to not be
18:56calling her a lying,
18:57cheating whore
18:58because she doesn't deserve that.
19:00She's the mother of my child.
19:01I trust that you are
19:03a man who will
19:04respect my daughter,
19:05a man who will now
19:07respect me,
19:08and if you have
19:10a question about
19:11my daughter,
19:13you will reach out to me.
19:14Those things alone
19:16we can build
19:17a foundation on.
19:18Respect is a two-way street.
19:20Right.
19:21The problem is
19:22even if he respects me,
19:25Michelle doesn't.
19:26So if he says to himself,
19:27I don't feel comfortable
19:28with this,
19:28I should call Jesse,
19:29Michelle says,
19:30Jesse.
19:31What is he going to do?
19:32Be like,
19:32no, you, Michelle.
19:33Me and Jesse are bros.
19:34It's never going to happen.
19:36So moving forward,
19:37we just see how it goes.
19:40Put this on quick.
19:44Oh, my God.
19:48Hello.
19:49What's up, man?
19:50I'm with my best friend,
19:52my new best friend.
19:53Look at this loser.
19:55We miss you, buddy.
19:56Aaron and I are
19:57kumbaya.
19:59He gave me a couple's
20:00massage at the beach.
20:02I love that.
20:03Yeah.
20:04How are you feeling?
20:05Great.
20:06Yeah?
20:07Great.
20:08Yeah.
20:08You love cruise time?
20:11Love cruise time.
20:12Hanging out.
20:13It's not as good
20:13without you, brother.
20:14You need to get back.
20:15I know.
20:16I need to start
20:16it up.
20:17All right.
20:20Coming up.
20:22Are you ready?
20:23No, I have to get you.
20:24She's sitting on my bag.
20:25This is the light.
20:26This is the good light.
20:27She's sitting on my bag.
20:28Oh, my God.
20:37Look at the tails.
20:38Some big fish they've caught.
20:40We're catching this one today.
20:43That's crazy.
20:45How's it going, you guys?
20:47Right on.
20:47Welcome on board.
20:48Watch this out.
20:49Yeah.
20:49Dana.
20:49Good to meet you.
20:50Welcome aboard.
20:51Oh, yeah, yeah.
20:52Look at the race.
20:52Look at the stingrays.
20:53Cool.
20:54Oh, my God.
20:55And they're having sex right now.
20:57Maybe it's good luck.
20:57They're making babies.
20:58This is a baby-making trip.
21:00Guys, we're already seeing nature.
21:02Make love.
21:03Have those babies.
21:05I didn't even know
21:05stingrays did hump.
21:07Wait, do eagle rays have, like,
21:09a penis that sticks out?
21:11I don't know.
21:13I love Mother Nature.
21:15Hey, we're going to go.
21:15We're going to go ahead and take off.
21:17I thought you were going to...
21:18Make it move, baby!
21:22How beautiful the ocean color is.
21:31Oh, yeah.
21:33I think I need to take my luck
21:34to the back, though.
21:35Okay.
21:35So, when the time comes,
21:39I'm going to get us up front,
21:41and then I'll say...
21:41We've got my hat real quick.
21:42I'll be right back.
21:43Yeah.
21:43And that just tells me
21:44I've got to get up,
21:45get the phone out.
21:46That says get your phone out
21:47and make sure Kristen doesn't
21:48follow me back here.
21:49Gotcha.
21:50Gotcha.
21:51If you try to,
21:52you'll be like,
21:52he's coming right back.
21:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:53Got it.
21:54Perfect.
21:54Perfect.
21:54It'll be good.
21:55Come on, baby!
21:57Come to papa!
21:59What do you want to bet?
21:5920 bucks on first fish?
22:01I was going to say something.
22:02You in?
22:03I'm in.
22:03Let's go, Nia!
22:04Woo-hoo!
22:06Do you have one on?
22:07I see it.
22:08Nemo?
22:09Oh, almost like...
22:10That's like the Disney movie
22:11you ever heard of Moana?
22:12Uh-huh.
22:13That's what it's called.
22:14It's called Moana.
22:14Nia!
22:16That's so not nice of her!
22:18I think they ended up
22:19keeping her for a while
22:20and using her as bait
22:21for bigger fish.
22:23How sad is that?
22:25Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
22:28Cool.
22:29$20, baby!
22:30You want to see my boobs?
22:33Will that help?
22:34Right now,
22:35my head is not with the fish.
22:37I am not thinking about
22:39catching a fish
22:39bigger than Danny's little thing.
22:41Show me the money!
22:43We need...
22:44You and I need to take photos.
22:45Okay.
22:46Just like cutesy,
22:47swimsuit, girly.
22:48Like, how are we not
22:48taking any photos?
22:49I'm not feeling cute
22:50at all right now.
22:51We'll go...
22:52We'll find spot with shade.
22:53I'm sweating and absolutely
22:54disgusting.
22:55I just, like,
22:55have all these photo plans
22:56in my head.
22:57We haven't taken any...
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58Is it hot?
22:59Oh, my God.
23:00Is it humid?
23:01Like, I'm sticking
23:03to my own self right now.
23:05Are we feeling good
23:06for photos?
23:09I can really see straight.
23:12Do I want to be
23:13taking pictures right now?
23:14No.
23:14Do I ever want
23:15to be taking pictures?
23:16No.
23:19Let's get the picture ready
23:21and snap some...
23:22snap some pics.
23:25I have no idea
23:26what I look like right now.
23:28Wow.
23:29Are you ready?
23:31No, I have to get...
23:32She's sitting on my bag.
23:33See, this is the light.
23:34This is the good light.
23:35She's sitting on my bag.
23:36Oh, my God.
23:37This is typical Kristen.
23:39We'll wait till she gets up.
23:40We're at the finish line
23:41and she's sitting on the ring.
23:43You need to get her...
23:44I'm trying to force it.
23:46Jeez, oh, beats.
23:47Hey, Kristen.
23:48I know photos
23:49are not your thing,
23:50but we have, like,
23:50three minutes
23:51for, like, perfect lighting.
23:53I'm going as fast as I can.
23:54The stress I feel right now
23:56about taking these
23:57picture-perfect,
23:59like, couple-y photos
24:00is gonna, like,
24:01make me have a meltdown.
24:03Like, I'm trying.
24:04The makeup's on.
24:05Like, the tits are out.
24:06Like, I'm doing the best
24:06that I can.
24:07Looks like she's out, Rudy.
24:08You're like,
24:08I just saw the offense.
24:10That'll get her
24:10to come right to the point.
24:11Yeah, perfect.
24:12I'm gonna go the opposite way.
24:13When she comes out
24:13and goes around,
24:14I'm gonna go the opposite.
24:15Okay.
24:16Snag it.
24:17Perfect.
24:17Shove it in my pants.
24:20Okay, she's going around.
24:21The other way.
24:23Are my sunglasses up there?
24:25Just mine.
24:27No.
24:27Um, now I have to pee.
24:31Can you take a few pictures
24:32for me and dance?
24:33No.
24:33Absolutely.
24:34Before my phone dies.
24:37Okay, I think this is
24:38good lighting.
24:39I'm gonna be sure.
24:39Okay.
24:47What?
24:49Yeah.
24:50No?
24:50Yeah.
24:51Hey.
24:51Yeah, it's really good.
24:52Take a breath and we'll take
24:52some for you.
24:53Stop talking, go.
24:54So cute, so cute, so cute.
24:57I took like 40 million.
24:59And thank you.
24:59And the lighting is so great.
25:00Uh, over there, right?
25:03The lighting?
25:03Yeah, the light's good over there.
25:05Wherever, wherever, whatever, just do what Nia says.
25:07Come on.
25:07Come on.
25:09Nah.
25:10Nah.
25:10Nah.
25:11Nah.
25:11I think there's some dolphins over there right now, dude.
25:14Are you being for real?
25:15Yeah.
25:15Wait a sec, come on.
25:16There's like a pot.
25:18Where, where, where?
25:21Where the splashes are?
25:22No, that's the rock.
25:22See the edge right there?
25:24Okay, hold on.
25:25I feel like I saw a splash.
25:25It just looks straight out.
25:26Hold on.
25:27Straight, what does straight mean?
25:28See where like the circle is in that, in the cliff?
25:31It's like probably 50 yards in front of that.
25:34But not where it's splashing.
25:36Your butt looks so good from this angle.
25:38Hey, baby.
25:40We've had some awesome adventures, honey.
25:43Come here.
25:43Yeah.
25:44What are you doing?
25:44What the f***?
25:46Sorry for saying, are you serious right now?
25:48Will you be the catch in my lifetime, baby?
25:50Sure, sure.
25:51No.
25:52I love you so much.
25:53We've had such incredible adventures and so many new experiences.
25:57I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
26:02Will you marry me?
26:03Yeah.
26:04Oh, shit.
26:06I don't know.
26:06Are you being serious?
26:08It's real life.
26:11Yes, you're going to put it on.
26:12Oh, this is weird.
26:13Not weird.
26:14Like, I'm so...
26:15That's weird.
26:16Can you put it on?
26:17That's the wrong hand.
26:18That is.
26:18You're right.
26:19I'm nervous, too.
26:27Luke is very much my rock.
26:29I mean, he stands by me.
26:30He stands up for me.
26:32I love that he's exactly who he is and lets me be exactly who I am.
26:38I love how funny he thinks he is, but he's not.
26:42Like, that is my partner in crime.
26:44That is my ride or die.
26:45This is the easiest yes I've ever said.
26:47I love how kind of party is that.
26:48You're getting married.
26:51Oh, my gosh.
26:51Luke is married.
26:52Luke is married.
26:53Oh, my gosh.
26:57I don't want to put my hand down.
27:00You can't keep it right here.
27:02I'm going to fall over.
27:04Let's eat this.
27:05I'm just so happy.
27:13I'm just so happy.
27:23I would have stood there forever.
27:39Oh, look at that. You packed for me.
27:41I knew you were a good boyfriend.
27:43I knew I started dating you for some reason.
27:46Okay, let's grab all the stuff in here.
27:49They literally put stuff in every drawer.
27:51How much golf did he think he was going to do?
27:54Ah, there are more drawers here.
27:56Luke, you knew that I would be switching Kristen and Luke's room
28:01with mine and Benji's room.
28:03No, she put stuff in.
28:05Why is there stuff in every drawer?
28:10I can't with straight men.
28:13Do you have anything?
28:14I think so.
28:15Is that yours or is that Jesse's?
28:16I don't want to touch that even if that's Jesse's.
28:18Those are not mine.
28:19Okay.
28:20Well, whatever.
28:22I've already seen his butt.
28:23Might as well touch it too.
28:25Oh, hello, sir.
28:26Oh.
28:27I guess I, I guess we need to tell Jesse now.
28:36Oh.
28:37So just add to the list of my problems, Jesse.
28:42Um, so because we, we didn't realize you were going to be back in the room.
28:46So I'm just going to have to tell you now instead of later.
28:49Um, Luke is proposing to Kristen.
28:52Really?
28:53Literally.
28:54No way.
28:55Yeah.
28:56Well, actually, no, not tonight.
28:57Like right now.
28:58Is that why he's on the boat?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Right now they're on the boat.
29:01That's why nobody else could go fishing and everything else.
29:03Who the wants to go fishing?
29:05I don't either.
29:06I wouldn't have wanted to go either way.
29:07So let's be real.
29:08You're just going to have to put some earmuffs on.
29:10So I say, why don't we call the hotel and get 500 white roses and 500 hibiscus petals
29:23and put them all over the whole place.
29:25Wow.
29:26Can we get like 5,000 white flowers?
29:30Jesus Christ.
29:31I'm like, why?
29:33Michelle says he's broke.
29:34He is the one who is broke.
29:36And he cannot pay for rent.
29:37Exactly.
29:38You're a loser.
29:39You spend all of our money.
29:42So I guess he's just going to put it on the credit card?
29:49Hi, we're in the presidential suite.
29:52I have a question for you.
29:53Is there somebody that could get me 1,000 hibiscus flowers?
29:58What is going on?
29:59Do you think we could bring service shots?
30:00Yeah.
30:01We could.
30:02We should.
30:03You want me to just.
30:04I'm already ready.
30:05Do you want me to just go down and buy a bottle of tequila?
30:06Yes.
30:07Yes.
30:08That's probably cheaper.
30:09This is why Jason's in the girl room.
30:10All right, babe.
30:11So are we wearing the blue dresses tonight?
30:12Yeah.
30:13Or do you want to do color?
30:14I think I'm going to wear my blue.
30:15I just want to look.
30:16I don't want to look crazy.
30:17This is Kristen's engagement.
30:18We're going to see this forever.
30:19Like, what if she said no?
30:20I know.
30:22No, she's going to say yes, but like, I'm just surprised that like, no one else knows.
30:26I mean, I figured it out because I was like, Zach, why aren't you hanging out with me?
30:42I don't think anybody else though.
30:43I don't think anybody else.
30:44I don't think anybody else does.
30:45I don't think anybody else
30:47though
30:47I don't think anybody else
30:48does
30:48actually
30:49tonight is actually
30:49secretly our engagement
30:50what
30:52what do you mean
30:54it's ours
30:55shut up
30:56it's a double engagement
30:58it is
30:59it is
31:00I wouldn't die
31:01Melissa
31:01I would literally
31:02punch you
31:03I might punch you
31:04in the face
31:04yeah
31:05yeah
31:06okay
31:08we should probably
31:09get dressed though
31:09okay good
31:10oh we're good
31:10okay
31:15okay so
31:18first thing I'm noticing
31:19is we're not doing
31:20balloons out here
31:21uh
31:22they will fly away
31:23this is the
31:24oh my god
31:24this is such a perfect
31:25hi how are you
31:26welcome
31:27hello
31:28I'm so excited
31:28you're here
31:29I've heard that
31:30your friends are gonna
31:31be gathering together
31:32so what
31:33um
31:34do the
31:35is it like
31:35already set up
31:36are we good to go
31:37on the bar
31:38well
31:39he's still setting up
31:41we're gonna need to get
31:42glue for that
31:43or tape
31:44that's okay
31:45I'll get weights
31:46or something for it
31:47it is way windier
31:49than I thought
31:50it was gonna be
31:50okay
31:51guess I probably
31:52should tell other people
31:53that this is an
31:54engagement party now
31:55the proposal's supposed
31:56to happen at sunset
31:57so now as the sun's
31:58going down
31:59I can finally call
32:00everybody
32:01let them know
32:02there's actually
32:02an engagement happening
32:04and she better
32:05have said yes
32:06because I put
32:06way too much work
32:07into this
32:08Brittany's gonna be
32:09so mad at me
32:10literally so mad at me
32:12hello
32:17so you're gonna
32:19be mad at me
32:20what is Jax here
32:21god no
32:23I'm okay
32:24I would never
32:24surprise you with that
32:25that is not a surprise
32:26okay
32:27um no
32:28Luke just proposed
32:29to Kristen
32:30what
32:30he did
32:33yeah
32:35are you like
32:35so shocked
32:36uh yeah
32:37wait
32:37so Danny and Nia
32:38got to be there
32:39and we didn't
32:40Luke wanted it
32:41to be like
32:42such a surprise
32:43you know
32:44Danny and Nia
32:44being there
32:45like yes
32:45she loved them
32:46but like
32:47if you and I
32:48were on this fishing boat
32:49do you think
32:49that makes sense
32:50uh yeah
32:51I was trying to go
32:52fishing the whole time
32:53oh well maybe you
32:55but I'm like
32:56I'm not even a fisher
32:57I cannot help
32:58but feel a little bit
32:59left out
33:00Kristen is one of my
33:01very best friends
33:03she's literally
33:03a sister to me
33:04and I would have loved
33:05to have been there
33:06and been in that moment
33:07and like I feel like
33:08all these other people
33:09knew about it
33:09but me
33:10it just doesn't
33:11really make sense to me
33:12love you
33:13and I will see you soon
33:15alright
33:16I'll see you soon
33:17bye baby
33:18okay love you bye
33:18bye
33:19hey Janet
33:21Michelle
33:22guys
33:24so I just overheard
33:26Zach telling Brittany
33:27Luke and Kristen
33:29are engaged now
33:30oh hi
33:30what
33:31yeah
33:31oh my god
33:32I didn't
33:33I mean I didn't know
33:34that was
33:34did you guys
33:34have any idea
33:35from the boat today
33:35no
33:36I don't know
33:37where they did it
33:37or what
33:38I just overheard it
33:38I fully eavesdropped
33:40I mean
33:40oh
33:41now we've left
33:44our child
33:45for the first time
33:46for the longest
33:47time we've ever
33:47left him
33:48and it's for
33:49Kristen's engagement
33:49trip
33:50if it's going to
33:51be a big group
33:52dinner
33:52and they're
33:53going to go
33:53I'm going to bow out
33:54just give Zach a call
33:55now and see if
33:56that's the whole thing
33:56yeah
33:57let's do a shot
34:00together
34:00are you allowed
34:01to drink
34:01no no no
34:02I don't drink
34:02but our shot
34:03has a little
34:04ice cube in it
34:05oh let's do that
34:06so sorry
34:07hold on one second
34:08hello
34:10hello
34:10hi
34:11hey
34:11I feel like
34:18maybe Jason
34:19and I
34:19shouldn't come
34:20to dinner
34:20because it's
34:21been kind of weird
34:22has Kristen
34:23has Kristen Doty
34:23ever apologized
34:24for anything
34:25in her life
34:25no she's sorry
34:27that she got caught
34:27no she's doing
34:28the dirty work
34:29this is a conversation
34:31that Michelle and I
34:32could have had
34:33without you being
34:34involved
34:34and making it
34:35so much bigger
34:36countable
34:36well I wanted to
34:38do this in person
34:38because I don't
34:39want you to think
34:39that like I'm
34:40discluding you
34:41because I'm not
34:42and I don't think
34:43no no it's totally fine
34:43I actually
34:44I think it'd be best
34:45if we don't come
34:46okay
34:47um
34:48I got t-shirts made
34:50I think it would be
34:50a little aggressive
34:51if you had a shirt on
34:53with their faces on it
34:54and you guys haven't
34:55even like talked out
34:56yeah yeah for sure
34:57but I wanted to say
34:59that like the dinner
35:00aspect
35:01it's a stand-up dinner
35:02it's like
35:03in a very open area
35:05down by the pool
35:06with more nerves
35:07so I feel like
35:08you coming
35:09shows that like
35:10you do want to work
35:13on things
35:13you are happy for them
35:14because I know you are
35:15and I think it
35:17I'm so happy for them
35:18this weekend should be
35:19about them celebrating
35:20and they should honestly
35:21just have the best time
35:22thank you very much
35:24for that
35:24I was kind of nervous
35:25to have this conversation
35:26but
35:27no it's totally fine
35:28it's totally fine
35:29send my best
35:30and we'll see you guys
35:31tomorrow to celebrate
35:32okay great
35:33have a great night
35:34bye
35:34okay
35:35where do you want
35:37to go to dinner
35:38okay well now
35:43I'm off the hook
35:44okay this was great
35:45all right
35:47we're going to dinner
35:48I don't want Kristen
35:49to come out
35:50to a celebration
35:51where she's looking
35:51around the room
35:52and seeing everybody
35:53that makes her smile
35:54that she feels like
35:55has been supportive
35:56of her relationship
35:57and then see me
35:58and feel dread
35:59we're gonna talk
35:59to everybody back
36:00in LA
36:01wait what do you mean
36:03back in LA
36:03I'm not gonna hang out
36:04tomorrow either
36:05I mean just because
36:06Kristen you know
36:07went for my marriage
36:08and Jessie and Michelle's
36:10marriage doesn't mean
36:11that she doesn't deserve
36:11to have a happy
36:12engagement celebration
36:13well if we're gonna be
36:14excluded from one thing
36:15I'm not gonna jump in
36:16anything else
36:16first of all
36:17we weren't excluded
36:18from dinner tonight
36:18but it's a good thing
36:20that they got engaged
36:21but it does make sense
36:22if there's like weird
36:23tension between like
36:25Janet and Kristen
36:26and this trip's for them
36:27so but we uh
36:28what do you mean
36:28this trip's for them
36:29well this trip's
36:30for their engagement
36:31now you know what
36:32I mean like this is
36:33it's always gonna be
36:33that so I'd rather
36:35just like like I don't
36:36want it to be weird
36:37I haven't spoken to Kristen
36:37Janet I'm literally
36:38taking off work to be
36:38in Hawaii
36:39it's not
36:39I know so let's do
36:40our own stuff tomorrow
36:41no it's good
36:43no no
36:44I wanna just go
36:46get food
36:47cause I'm hungry
36:48yeah
36:49and I thought we
36:50would be eating by now
36:51I feel weird in my room
36:53right now
36:53if I was Janet
36:55I wouldn't wanna go either
36:56I wouldn't wanna wear
36:57a t-shirt and be like
36:58congratulations
36:58we don't get along
37:00you know
37:00it just has to feel
37:01super awkward for her
37:02I'm not gonna go to that
37:03and TBD on tomorrow
37:05I don't know this
37:06tomorrow thing
37:07stop saying that
37:07I this is
37:08okay
37:09we'll figure out tomorrow
37:10when it comes
37:11we'll figure out tomorrow
37:11when it comes
37:12I just am ready to
37:13I'm like slow down
37:15and not making
37:15discussions
37:16without talking
37:17I've been starving
37:17for hours
37:18can we go get food
37:19why don't you go
37:20to their thing
37:20and celebrate
37:21I bet I want
37:35the I love you
37:36so I have these two
37:38I love you
37:39okay
37:40so I think
37:40it should just be
37:41or should I put
37:43these in the room
37:43I just put these
37:44in the room
37:44that'll make it easier
37:45great
37:45are you having a panic
37:46attack right now
37:47yep
37:47what is happening
37:48myself as a functioning
37:50panic attacker
37:51would suggest that
37:53Zach may maybe
37:54scream into a pillow
37:55I personally
37:57recommend Xanax
37:59guys we're not ready
38:01oh my god
38:03what
38:03oh my god
38:04I'm engaged
38:05I'm happy
38:06I want to help
38:08thanks guys
38:09I just don't know
38:10why they didn't include me
38:11out of everybody
38:12in this crew
38:12I just wanted
38:14to be able
38:14to help
38:14with that situation
38:15and made something
38:17special for Kristen
38:18but whatever
38:19I'm being selfish
38:20but this is super cute
38:22everybody
38:23guys
38:24guys
38:24oh there you are
38:25yeah I need to finish
38:26if you could just
38:27find your size
38:28you're just gonna
38:29put this on
38:29okay
38:30for when they get here
38:31and then you can
38:32take it off
38:32and then we're gonna
38:33use it tomorrow
38:34for the boat day
38:35okay I'm going
38:36is your arm tired yet
38:38nope
38:40not at all
38:42don't you worry
38:43ask me when I'm 99
38:46she's coming
38:47she's coming
38:48she's coming
38:48hurry
38:51what a day
38:52what a day
38:53you became a fiance today
38:56wait I want a red bottom
38:57sorry
38:59over here
39:01over here
39:01oh my god
39:02I haven't said the word yet
39:03so weird
39:04like to go above
39:30and beyond like this
39:31have all these decorations
39:32and to have
39:33all of these shirts printed
39:34to keep it a surprise
39:36like
39:36it's really sweet
39:39congratulations
39:41congratulations
39:43love you guys
39:47okay if we could just
39:50present Mr. and Mrs. Broderick
39:53you can just feel like the
40:00energy and like the love
40:02and you know that it's
40:02real and you know
40:04it's gonna last
40:04and it's just like
40:05perfect match
40:06a little jealous
40:07no I'm just kidding
40:08no I'm happy for them
40:08I don't think anyone
40:11would do this
40:11intentionally or maliciously
40:12but we haven't had a chance
40:13to talk to our family
40:14so please don't post
40:15any stories tonight
40:16or anything
40:16we don't want them
40:17to find out
40:18it's your moment
40:18you define your moment
40:20we love you guys
40:22also so while we're doing this
40:24we have two surprises for you
40:26number one
40:27I swapped your room
40:29so the presidential suite
40:30was actually for you
40:31and he did know that
40:32so
40:33just FYI
40:35I have to share a shower
40:36with you guys
40:37just it's no big deal
40:38that's the only caveat
40:39we apologize in advance
40:41okay and then we have
40:47hors d'oeuvres downstairs
40:48blah blah blah
40:49okay great
40:49now let's do champagne
40:50I want to thank you all
40:54for being here
40:55it means a lot
40:57love you guys
40:58I'm so happy for you
40:59thank you
40:59so happy
41:00as someone who has been
41:02engaged and married before
41:04listen to your gut always
41:06you have a new family
41:07and I love you guys
41:09cheers to you guys
41:10I love love
41:12when you get in that moment
41:13with somebody that's
41:14you know your best friend
41:16that you're intimate
41:16and affectionate with
41:17yeah it's great
41:19sorry if anybody
41:21that wanted to go fishing
41:21didn't get a go
41:22we didn't catch anything
41:23I wanted to go fishing
41:25oh no
41:25I caught a fiance
41:26you did catch something
41:27I caught a fiance
41:28I'm really the luckiest girl
41:29in the whole world
41:30a trip to Hawaii
41:32a new fiance
41:35and literally
41:37the best friends a girl
41:38could ever ask for
41:39so you're happy
41:40you showered
41:40yes
41:41I've never been so happy
41:43that I took a shower
41:45in my life
41:46cheers
41:46cheers
41:47future Mrs. Broderick
41:48right here
41:49or is it
41:51future Mr. Doty
41:52no
41:52next time
41:56on the valley
41:57ooh
41:58cute boat
41:58ride a Maui
42:00yay we're moving
42:02I talked to Brittany
42:03this morning about it
42:04I go
42:04I know you want
42:05this divorce
42:05can we put a pin
42:06in it maybe
42:07I don't think
42:07is that a bad idea
42:08yeah it's a bad idea
42:09are there any repercussions
42:10for Janet being a complete psycho
42:12I know who Jason is
42:13I know he would never
42:14do the things
42:15that you were
42:16accusing him of
42:17I did it because
42:17you were attacking
42:18Danny and Mia
42:19and I told you that in person
42:20why are we protecting
42:21the wrong people
42:22nobody's protecting anybody
42:23we just want the truth
42:25get the
42:26off my boat
42:27it's my
42:27engagement weekend
42:28how about that bitch
42:29you
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