- 7/9/2025
The Valley Season 2 Episode 13
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00:00You spread rumors about my husband.
00:07You said damn sexually assaulted.
00:11Can you all please stop talking about me, Jackson?
00:14Why are we in a world where if somebody makes a mistake,
00:16it can't be talked about?
00:17You just want the truth!
00:19Don't make me knock your ass out.
00:20Knock me out, Sandra.
00:22Knock me out.
00:23If someone with my friends, I will take you down.
00:30Congratulations!
00:42Love you guys.
00:43I'm so happy for you.
00:45So happy.
00:46Future Mrs. Broderick right here.
00:49Then we have hors d'oeuvres downstairs, blah, blah, blah.
00:52We only have the food until 10, so if you guys want to, like,
00:55kiss and then come, that would be great.
00:57Love you.
00:58You have five minutes.
01:00I'm going to drink and be less stressed, I promise.
01:09Or try to be, you know what I mean?
01:11Oh, look how nice this is.
01:12Oh, this is beautiful.
01:13Look at the dancer.
01:14Oh, my God.
01:15So cute.
01:16Aloha.
01:17This is so beautiful.
01:19We got wonderful hors d'oeuvres.
01:20You're welcome to the commercial.
01:25Can I have a skinny margarita with salt, please?
01:27Casamigos Blanco, if you have it.
01:29Oh, my God.
01:30I stopped to get a drink as well.
01:33Aaron just woke up, so he's on his way.
01:36I will say, obviously, several people are missing.
01:39So I called Janet earlier.
01:40I basically said, listen, you know, things with you and Kristen aren't exactly, like, on perfect
01:45ground.
01:46I heard if you tell Brittany the news, like, congratulations.
01:48I'm super happy for them.
01:49I feel like maybe Jason and I shouldn't come to dinner because it's been kind of weird.
01:54Well, I wanted to do this in person because I don't want you to think that, like, I'm
01:57discluding you because I'm not.
01:59And I don't think...
02:00I think it would be best if we don't come.
02:03Okay.
02:04It's a little mean that she's in Hawaii and she's not invited.
02:07She is invited.
02:08They spent all the money and stuff.
02:09I don't know.
02:10If this was, like, switched and it was your engagement and...
02:13Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:14Let's not talk about Michelle's engagement.
02:16Ugh.
02:17I mean, you didn't get to go to Big Bear.
02:19Janet and Jason are planning a babymoon.
02:22We are going to Big Bear.
02:25Unfortunately, they don't want to invite you guys.
02:28Don't cry.
02:29I'm trying to stop.
02:30No, it is not the same and let's not go back there.
02:33I mean, let's be honest.
02:34He was in Big Bear.
02:35He posted that he was there, so obviously he was there.
02:38Listen, I looked real good in those bushes.
02:41First of all, where's Danny and Nia?
02:43All right, let's end this.
02:44Yeah, where's Danny and Nia?
02:45Where they at?
02:46Taking a nap again?
02:47Sleeping?
02:48We all know that he was drunk.
02:50I'm sick of the bull .
02:52People go, well, he's just taking a nap.
02:58They're showering.
02:59How long do you take a shower?
03:01I had 10, 20 minutes of shower.
03:03It's fine.
03:04I'm here.
03:05Well, if nobody's going to be, like, held accountable,
03:07like, do things, I'm going to leave.
03:09I feel that.
03:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:11Stop this right now.
03:13What?
03:14This.
03:15Brittany just saying, like, if they're not here, why do we have to be here?
03:19You guys are literally crazy.
03:21I think I'm just a little butthurt because I am so close to Kristen.
03:24Like, we are best friends, and, like, she's the sister to me.
03:27Who the cares about me and Danny right now?
03:29I don't care.
03:30I know, but I'm saying this is Kristen's engagement.
03:32Exactly.
03:33Can we just have fun?
03:34I just wish I got to see her reaction when she got engaged.
03:37Just to know about it would have been nice.
03:41Oh, they're almost here, okay.
03:42Okay.
03:43Everybody have fun.
03:44Yes, we are.
03:45We're having fun.
03:46Okay, everybody have fun.
03:47Woo!
03:49What is this gorgeousness?
03:51This is so beautiful.
03:52Everyone really went out of their way to make this so perfect without me ever knowing.
03:57But I really hate having all eyes on me right now.
04:01Wow.
04:02I'm scared.
04:03I can't really make both of you.
04:04It's great.
04:05Oh, I have both of you.
04:06It's hot.
04:07The attention makes me so uncomfortable.
04:09Should I talk to my therapist about it?
04:11I don't know.
04:12Get up there.
04:13Oh, my God.
04:14Woo!
04:15A hot man holding fire.
04:16Come on, baby.
04:17Aloha.
04:18Aloha.
04:19Aloha.
04:20There they are.
04:21Hi.
04:22The stars of the show have arrived.
04:23Danny and Nia are here, finally.
04:24You're showing up after the future bride and groom.
04:25Not my engagement, right?
04:26But I am a little annoyed.
04:27Woo!
04:28Woo!
04:29Woo!
04:30Woo!
04:31Woo!
04:32Woo!
04:33Woo!
04:34Woo!
04:35Woo!
04:36Woo!
04:37Woo!
04:38Woo!
04:39Woo!
04:40Woo!
04:41Woo!
04:42Woo!
04:43Woo!
04:44Woo!
04:45Woo!
04:46Woo!
04:47Woo!
04:48Woo!
04:49Woo!
04:50Woo!
04:51Woo!
04:52Woo!
04:53Woo!
04:54Woo!
04:55Woo!
04:56That was amazing.
04:57What's up?
04:58Hey, buddy.
04:59Happy engagement.
05:00Thank you for your engagement.
05:01Congratulations.
05:02You beat me to it.
05:03Well, I've been with her for a couple years, so...
05:05Got a little head start.
05:08Yeah.
05:09We're really, really happy for you guys.
05:11Good.
05:12How do you feel now?
05:13Relieved?
05:14I feel about 100 pounds lighter.
05:15We'll put it that way.
05:16Yeah.
05:17I would have jumped off the boat if she had said no.
05:19I would have been like, see you later.
05:21Where's Jaws?
05:22I got a call coming.
05:24Please tell everyone to zoop.
05:29Our families are six hours ahead of us.
05:31To be honest, Janet is going to text Jared,
05:34and then Jared's going to tell people.
05:35I don't think she will.
05:36And yeah, I mean, I don't can anything pass her.
05:39No, I really don't.
05:39I really don't think she will.
05:41I hope not.
05:44Grab as much stuff as you want.
05:46I accidentally called to my wife in the car on the way back.
05:49I'm like, wait, no, you're my fiance.
05:52These are natural diamonds on the band.
05:53It has a hidden halo.
05:54You see the halo?
05:55Yes, I did.
05:56It's a 4.2 carat ring.
05:57Do you have a tape measure?
05:58I want to measure his dick.
05:59I mean, he's really measuring his dick right now.
06:04I was like, these are so cute.
06:05But I'm like, they're literally in the middle of everything.
06:09I will say, so I just had a meltdown a second ago, too.
06:12Yeah.
06:13But because you guys weren't here,
06:15I think there's a lot of resentment.
06:17And I don't know if we can even go there.
06:18I think you guys need to have some conversations
06:21with some other people.
06:22And we'll talk about it later.
06:24I can't with this.
06:25Multiple people.
06:26Brittany, Jasmine, every, like.
06:28With me.
06:29It was like, you guys weren't down here.
06:30Specifically, they were saying.
06:31Yeah.
06:32I feel like they're talking about me over there, but like.
06:34I heard my name, too.
06:35So it's OK, girl.
06:36I'm not about to, like, have drama.
06:38It's OK.
06:39It's just a bummer.
06:40Like, I love these people.
06:41These are my friends.
06:42And why all the behind the back stuff?
06:44Just say it to me so we can address it.
06:48OK, everybody.
06:51I see the one who was talking about us.
06:54It doesn't matter.
06:56Yeah, it does matter.
06:56Stop.
06:57Let's do a big cheers to Kristen and Luke.
06:59Stop being on your own about you.
07:01Let it be about Kristen and Luke.
07:02Come on.
07:03I'm so happy for you guys.
07:05Don't let them watch you.
07:06Don't let them take your piece.
07:08Don't let them.
07:08Don't give it to them.
07:09I just want to thank you for coming and celebrating us.
07:11Kristen and I are going to call it a night,
07:13and no one else is welcome in our room.
07:15So.
07:16Congratulations.
07:17Cheers.
07:18Cheers.
07:18Everyone, GTFO, it's baby making time.
07:22Lucy, you're the best.
07:23Thank you so much for your hospitality.
07:25You're welcome.
07:26And it's not just me and I leaving.
07:28Slap.
07:29I want to say that.
07:30Do you want to be petty?
07:31Or do you want to be above it all?
07:34Don't let anybody take your pee.
07:35Way to go.
07:35But guess what?
07:37We're not.
07:37Bravish.
07:38God.
07:39I'm ready to go to bed.
07:46I am really tight.
07:47Let's brush our teeth.
07:48Let's take all our clothes off, and then we go to bed.
07:50Works for me?
07:51OK.
07:52Come on.
07:52All right.
07:53Let's brush our teeth.
07:54Call it a night.
07:59Hi.
08:00Hello.
08:01Hello.
08:02Come sit.
08:02Come sit.
08:03Come sit.
08:03Come sit.
08:04Hang on.
08:05We heard some commotion.
08:06Someone was talking very loudly.
08:08It was just that.
08:09Well, are Janet and Jason in the other room?
08:11The other right here.
08:12Yeah, there's-
08:13I told her to come in here.
08:14I know.
08:14I said, wake up, bitch.
08:16She's over there listening.
08:17What's going on?
08:21I didn't think they were going to be here.
08:23Exactly.
08:24I just want to really have a great beard.
08:26I'm sorry.
08:27I lost the stuff.
08:28It's OK.
08:29Thank God Kristen and Luke are in the room.
08:33And pray the sperm went into the egg.
08:35Yeah.
08:36Is that how it works?
08:37Good night.
08:38Love you.
08:40I'm just not sure what to do.
08:42I don't necessarily want to have this dramatic exit of leaving the trip early.
08:46But I also don't feel comfortable staying here.
08:48I truly, I don't know what the best move is.
08:53I don't want to cry.
08:57Coming up.
08:58I don't need you to go fight, Janet.
09:00She's coming tonight.
09:01Are you guys going to be OK?
09:02I just want her to set the up and not come between me and you.
09:16Beautiful day.
09:17So beautiful.
09:18Great day to have a great day.
09:20Happy, grateful and blessed.
09:24Hi.
09:25You don't feel well and you're going to go to the gym.
09:28Working out is good for your body.
09:36First day waking up engaged.
09:38This is your fiance era.
09:43Oh.
09:44I'm sorry, what?
09:48How the hell does Jax know?
09:50I just want to know who told Jax.
09:53Like that was the first text that I woke up to.
09:56Jax Taylor knows?
09:57Like f***ing loud mouth.
09:59Who is literally going to tell everyone under the sun?
10:01Yeah, not cool.
10:03I literally hadn't even texted my mom, my sister, my brother, like anyone yet.
10:11Morning sunshine.
10:12The boys chat is going crazy.
10:14Jax wants to tell everybody.
10:16Wait, how did Jax find out?
10:18I don't know.
10:21Hey.
10:22Hey.
10:23What's up?
10:24How you feeling?
10:25I'm good.
10:26Um, Jax, like how does he know?
10:28I told him, but I told him not to like say anything.
10:34I didn't want him to know because he texts the whole boys chat.
10:37I did?
10:38Yes, I didn't even, like we didn't even get to tell her family.
10:40Are you f***ing kidding me?
10:42Brittany, of course he's going to f***ing tell everyone.
10:44Why the f*** would you text the boys chat?
10:47Look, we want to tell people.
10:48I hate that.
10:49Okay, we'll see you in a bit.
10:50I need to shower and eat.
10:51Bye.
10:52Okay.
10:53All right, bye.
10:54She was married to him for five years.
10:55She's like, wait, he told people?
10:56Screw it, screw it.
10:57Let's not let him steal your piece right now.
10:58I know.
10:59I know.
11:00I know.
11:01I know.
11:02I know.
11:03I know.
11:04I know.
11:05I know.
11:06I know.
11:07I know.
11:08How much longer do you think you have to work today?
11:12Probably all day and all night.
11:14I just need to catch up with a few emails.
11:17I'm not going to do like everything.
11:19I know.
11:20I know.
11:21I know.
11:22I know.
11:23I know.
11:24I know.
11:25I know.
11:26I know.
11:27I don't like everything, but I've just got to respond to a few things.
11:30How are you feeling?
11:31Are you tired?
11:32I actually slept fine, but it was really awkward that everybody was like in here celebrating.
11:39You know, this is, last night was the first time I realized that this living room is actually
11:43part of our room.
11:44I know.
11:45Specifically.
11:46We were hosting last night.
11:47I know.
11:48When they showed up, I was like, ugh.
11:49I just wanted to disappear.
11:51What's more awkward, leaving early or staying and kind of quietly staying around the group?
11:56I don't know what to do.
11:58It's just like a little awkward, like to be on a trip with friends who like haven't
12:04really acknowledged each other, but how they're engaged.
12:07And like she was one of three people that was at our house at seven in the morning when
12:12we got engaged.
12:13When I imagined Kristen getting engaged, I always imagined like a really happy, fun celebration
12:18that I'm a part of.
12:19And it just, it's sad because this whole summer we couldn't figure it out.
12:24I don't want to like ignore and be rude, but I also like don't want to be intrusive on their
12:31celebrations.
12:32Sadly, the best thing I think that I could have done yesterday was remove myself from the
12:38situation.
12:39So I hope our absence was like actually like a gift.
12:43It's been a year or two of like just shaky, bad.
12:46It just, it's never felt like a steady, good friendship.
12:48No, that is sad.
12:49Mm-hmm.
12:50You can't force him to be your friend.
12:52I could force him.
12:53Mm-hmm.
13:18Let me see it again whenever I'm not drunk.
13:33Oh my God.
13:34It's so pretty.
13:36Did Jax call you?
13:38No, Luke made me block him.
13:40I can't believe it.
13:40I'm so sorry.
13:41I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
13:44I was on the phone with him because of Cruz's school.
13:47That's the only reason I was even talking to him.
13:50I don't know if it's like a habit, like he was my person for so long,
13:53but like I know not to tell him things.
13:55Yeah, it's just like Jax is the biggest mouth of everyone.
13:58I called him and I went off on him.
14:02Sorry, I'm sorry.
14:03Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
14:04I'm sorry.
14:05That was my mistake.
14:06No, I didn't, honey.
14:08I don't know why I did that.
14:09You know, it's like I can't be mad at you.
14:11It's like, sorry, I'm not mad, but I'm just like...
14:13No, you can be mad at me.
14:14No, you can be.
14:16And I'm mad at myself.
14:17I just thought that somehow he knew and I just word vomited, I guess,
14:23because it was like the big thing that happened.
14:25And I feel terrible for doing that.
14:27The last thing I wanted to do was put a damper on her day.
14:31Are you okay?
14:32It's just like a bummer.
14:34Because I wanted to talk to you about something totally different.
14:36And then now I hate, I feel just like I have the skill because I don't want you to think
14:41I'm like gang up on you.
14:42But if I'm not honest with you, then it's like, what's our friendship if I'm not honest?
14:45Because I know if you were ever upset with me or like had something hanging over your
14:49head, you would tell me.
14:49Yeah.
14:50It's what Janet.
14:51Yeah.
14:52Girls night.
14:53Michelle and I are like trying to make eye contact.
14:55I'm trying to read her lips where she's like, I'm not mad at you.
14:57Yeah.
14:57And I see Janet the whole time going like this.
15:01How did Jesse know that Jenna and Aaron hooked up?
15:06When I invited her to my housewarming party, it didn't even cross my mind that she went
15:10on dates with him.
15:12I said, Janet, what the with the side eye?
15:14And she started screaming at me.
15:16Why are you getting involved?
15:19No, she's doing the dirty work.
15:21Janet, come on.
15:23I don't need you to be like my bodyguard.
15:25You were like, Janet, come on.
15:27Well, I didn't want her yelling at you.
15:30Yeah.
15:30Yeah.
15:30But you didn't tell her.
15:32Just shut the up and don't talk bad about my best friend.
15:35So you want me to stand up more?
15:37Yes, Brittany, because you stand up for her to me all the time.
15:41Come on, Britt.
15:43Like, it's Janet.
15:44Like, use your brain.
15:46I'm tired of being on blame for all the drama when I'm not the one creating it.
15:50I'm done.
15:52Are there any repercussions for Janet being a complete psycho and just like causing drama
15:56all the time?
15:57Listen, you mean the world to me.
15:59And I'm so sorry if you feel like I'm not taking up for you.
16:01I just know you're strong and you can take up for yourself.
16:03But I should, I definitely should stand up for you more.
16:07Janet's a miserable human being who literally can, it's like, I've just, I've had an, like,
16:12I'm literally up to here.
16:14I can't take it anymore.
16:15Yeah.
16:15Like, she, because she's coming tonight.
16:16Are you guys going to be okay?
16:18Yeah, she's nothing to me.
16:19She's a piece of cardboard.
16:20The last summer to the this summer and then the El Coyote thing.
16:23Yeah.
16:24It was like my final straw.
16:25I just wanted her to shut the up and not come between me and you.
16:29I don't need you to go fight Janet.
16:31No, I know.
16:32It's exactly how Zach feels too.
16:34She sucks.
16:35Janet has my trust.
16:39She's been there for me and she's been a good friend to me, just like Kristen has my trust
16:42and she's been there for me as well.
16:44I don't feel like I should have to pick or choose.
16:46She came into the group how?
16:49Sheena.
16:50As a fan.
16:50And then I met her.
16:51As a fan.
16:52You know, I met her.
16:53I didn't know that.
16:53Sheena interviewed.
16:54The first time I met Janet, I did not know that that was the case.
16:57Yeah.
16:58I first met Janet years and years ago through Sheena.
17:02We had a pretty good friendship for a while and much later on, I found out Janet was a
17:08fan of Vanderpump Rules.
17:10It's not always a terrible thing, but it feels a little creepy now.
17:16I have a tiny little bottle of and I have to be very cautious about who I give a about
17:21or about to.
17:22I'm going to run fresh out and I won't have to give about things that are important.
17:26We're running out of the give.
17:38I'm kind of excited.
17:40Looks like we're going to have lunch and have a romantic boat day.
17:46All right.
17:46I'm going to get ready.
17:47Powering.
17:48Okay, babe.
17:50Dinner's going to be fun.
17:51Are you excited?
17:53Yeah, I'm hungry.
17:54Are you not hungry?
17:54I just want to like get some really good food, which I think we will get because it's
17:58Hawaiian.
18:00No, it's actually a thing we're trying to have a really good family.
18:03This is good.
18:03It's good.
18:03It's good.
18:04Yeah, I'm good for this.
18:05It's good.
18:06You move my stuff somewhere.
18:07I put your wedding ring in the bedside drawer.
18:11This cruise has been planned as our last night of fun.
18:15I was looking forward to it.
18:17I mean, I gave Kristen her night, so it's a new night tonight.
18:20I want to hang out with my friends.
18:23What's the worst that could happen?
18:24Someone's going to get thrown overboard?
18:26Me?
18:27I'm going to get thrown overboard?
18:28I do know how to swim.
18:40We're on the boat for four hours.
18:43Really?
18:43Is that right?
18:45Oh, Kristen's calling me.
18:47Hold on a second.
18:47Hello?
18:48We're going to get out in a second.
18:49Hello, Kristen?
18:51We're going to get you.
18:52Kristen?
18:54That's a butt tie.
18:54Wait, leave it on.
18:58Maybe you're talking trash.
18:59Hello, hello?
18:59Put me in the ocean.
19:01Hello, hello?
19:03Okay.
19:03Sea turtles.
19:04Like, I'm excited.
19:06Boom.
19:06She's so buddy, buddy.
19:07Would you not see it?
19:08It's weird.
19:09They're best friends.
19:11Best friends forever and ever.
19:14Yeah.
19:15And ever.
19:17Look at this, Al.
19:18Nice.
19:19Ooh, cute boat.
19:21Bride of Maui.
19:22Yeah.
19:23So today is the last day of our trip.
19:26Look at, they got the red carpet out and everything.
19:28Oh, this is so pretty.
19:30And hoping that everybody gets along with each other.
19:33Yeah, I got to hold this down.
19:35I got you.
19:35Got your butt.
19:36Please, please, please don't bring any of your other shit into the picture.
19:42Just leave it aside, please.
19:45Stop.
19:47Welcome.
19:48I'm dead.
19:50I can't.
19:51I keep looking at Luke's butt.
19:52He asked for a banana hammock and what he really needs is an almond hammock.
19:57Imagine if I put that thing on.
19:59No way.
20:00Macadamia hammock.
20:02I'm kind of confused.
20:03Were we supposed to dress up like boat people or is he just taking this upon himself to wear
20:07these tiny little shorts?
20:08Like, does he just want us to see the outline of his dick?
20:11I can't get out of my brain, Luke's balls.
20:17He's just like, here we are.
20:19Damn.
20:19He's zing-a-ling in my face.
20:21I just kept averting my eyes all day.
20:23Now we all know what Kristen's working with for the rest of her life.
20:29Please move away.
20:32Oh, Jesus.
20:33Woo-hoo!
20:35Yay, we're moving!
20:36Look at that giant sea kettle, dude.
20:37Oh, my God!
20:37Look at his face!
20:39Brady!
20:40Gray!
20:40Sharks, sharks, sharks, sharks, sharks, sharks, sharks, sharks.
20:43We got this, we got this.
20:44Hey!
20:44You okay?
20:46Tired.
20:46Okay.
20:47Kristen's being cold, which I expected, so I'm just going to try to avoid her, check
20:55out maybe where the life vests are in case it seems better to maybe jump in and stay on.
21:02I'll show makeup on my face right here.
21:04Oh, boy.
21:05Here we go.
21:07I can tell it was looking a little rough.
21:09I'm telling you, somebody's going to throw up.
21:15Are you?
21:15That someone is me.
21:17I don't know if people are getting seasick or they're getting Luke moose knuckle sick.
21:25What's a moose knuckle?
21:25It's like a male camel toe.
21:27Do you know what a camel toe is?
21:29I do.
21:29Okay.
21:30That's a moose knuckle.
21:31Everything just kind of shoved in there.
21:33Twig and berries all together.
21:35Just kind of like a moose knuckle.
21:39Is that better?
21:40Or is that more like a chipper?
21:41No, I don't know what to do or say.
21:48It's like just awkward.
21:50All right, well, I'm a little seasick, so I think brie cheese would be the best thing for me.
21:58I wish we could be out here at 2 a.m. to see stars and stuff.
22:02You're staring at a star right now.
22:04What did you like about him?
22:06The kind of stars I like are more like balls of gas, not like the D-list variety.
22:10He used to cook for me, do a lot of romantic things, like be at home.
22:21When did that stop?
22:22Like a couple big deals.
22:24Not everybody could handle success or money.
22:27Jesse wasn't a douche when I met him.
22:29He lived in a one-bedroom apartment.
22:32He didn't have money.
22:33I would come over and it'd be like super romantic and candles.
22:37And then he became douchier as time went on.
22:41When you get a little bit of money, your real colors come out.
22:45And just seeing him with that hat.
22:47Ugh, he's Captain Douchebag.
22:56Oh my God, this is...
22:58So fancy.
23:00Ooh, yes!
23:02Is this papaya?
23:03Hold on, I need to like make a little play because I'm starving.
23:06Where's our bag, babe?
23:06I don't want this on anymore.
23:07Okay.
23:08I'm done with this.
23:09No!
23:09I'm constricting my balls.
23:10Don't do it.
23:11It's not good for reproductive.
23:12It seems like your balls are fully out.
23:15They're pretty constricted.
23:16It's quite tight underneath here.
23:19He said it's lobster or something.
23:20Oh, charcuterie.
23:22It's really fun to sit at the food table.
23:24Yeah.
23:25Janet, do you want to sit over here?
23:27I can scooch.
23:27I'm sharing with Jason.
23:30Do you get so full and loaded when you drink IPAs?
23:33I do.
23:33It also stops me from being able to pound margaritas and then scream at everybody.
23:37Listen, I think it's Jason.
23:38I'm out.
23:38And Lucia, get your to-go box.
23:41Bye!
23:41That is good, too.
23:42This mozzarella.
23:43I feel bad that Janet feels like she needs to stay away from the group right now because
23:51she's probably feeling so awkward because she wasn't allowed to be at the stuff last night.
23:54But now we're all stuck on this boat and there's nowhere to escape.
23:59I love bacon.
24:04Coming up.
24:06I talked to Brittany this morning about it.
24:07I go, do we exhaust everything?
24:08Do we go to therapy together?
24:10That's a bad idea.
24:11I just got out of rehab.
24:12She didn't give me a chance to prove anything.
24:14Dude.
24:14I love you guys.
24:22Seriously, everybody that's here, I'm very happy.
24:25Wait, oh, oh, you're talking low.
24:26Are you going to leave?
24:27First off, I have to thank everyone for being here.
24:31I know there has been a lot of confusion.
24:33There's been a lot of people in the dark.
24:34There have been some frustrations.
24:36However, I'm glad everyone is here for our engagement.
24:40Yes, we are.
24:40We're so blessed.
24:41Cheers to that, everybody.
24:43Cheers.
24:43Cheers.
24:44Let's go.
24:46Yeah.
24:47Congratulations.
24:49Oh, my God.
24:54So sorry.
24:54I know.
24:55I hate that you're so nauseous.
24:56Yep.
24:56I'm just trying to look for animals down there.
24:59Can we chum the water so that sharks come?
25:01Is that illegal?
25:02Can we put Jax Taylor in there?
25:04That'd be great.
25:05I'll use him as chum.
25:08I do have to ask you.
25:09I woke up and Jesse came to my door and was like, Jax just texted in the boys chat.
25:16Trust me.
25:18Ma'am?
25:19Ma'am.
25:20I already know.
25:21Do I need to ream you a new one?
25:22Yes.
25:23Good, because I'm pissed.
25:24I immediately regretted it, obviously.
25:28I screamed at him and he knows.
25:30If he goes on like Twitter or does something dumb, he is done.
25:34Oh, my God.
26:04Hey, got some news.
26:05What?
26:05Guess who got engaged?
26:08Dodie.
26:08What?
26:09Dodie and Luke got engaged.
26:11Kristen Dodie?
26:12Off the market.
26:13Is this always the bridesmaid, never the bride?
26:16She's engaged.
26:16Wait, I'm actually really happy for her.
26:18I'm going to text her.
26:19What?
26:20You should text her.
26:21You should text her, too.
26:21I already did, but I don't know if you're allowed to know.
26:24So, please, I've already said something on the group chat.
26:26I don't know.
26:26I won't say anything.
26:27Maybe you should let somebody else tell me.
26:28Did she announce it on social media?
26:29No.
26:29Okay, I'm not going to say anything then.
26:30I don't want to be the one that told you because I'm already, you know me, I got a big mouth.
26:34That's one thing that I'll never be able to fix is I cannot keep a secret.
26:38So, I go.
26:39I walk back into my bedroom.
26:40I open up the door, and guess what I see?
26:42I see Brittany and Kristen on the bed.
26:46So, I go to the pool.
26:48Kristen is out in the pool area.
26:50Why at 7.30 in the morning would you be in a pool drinking with your ex-boyfriend?
26:55Disregarding Michelle.
26:56There's another guy that, you're not filming this, are you?
26:59Well, of course they're filming it.
27:01Oh, .
27:01You do have a big mouth.
27:04I know that I shouldn't have told him.
27:11I don't know why, but you have to also remember.
27:13No, I do.
27:13I do.
27:14That that was my person for a long time.
27:15I agree.
27:16And I'm disappointed in myself because I know that he would tell.
27:19I appreciate it.
27:20But, like, I didn't even, like, think about it.
27:22This is part of the trauma that you've been through, and so I know that you fall back into
27:27these patterns.
27:28Yeah.
27:28I don't really think I'm backsliding back into Jax.
27:31He's been my person that I talk to every single day for 10 years, and it's very easy
27:37to miss somebody who you still love.
27:39I mean, I would still be with Jax if it wasn't for everything that he's pulled.
27:45I just got out of rehab, and I got served divorce papers five minutes later.
27:48Yeah, I was here.
27:50Did you get served?
27:52I did.
27:52Divorce papers?
27:55Yeah.
27:55Oh, I was fully joking.
27:56I talked to Brittany this morning about it.
27:59I go, you really, really want to do this, right?
28:01Like, you're on board, and then she didn't really answer me.
28:05Do we exhaust everything?
28:06Do we go to therapy together?
28:08Wait, was that an angle where you're trying to instill a seed of doubt?
28:11I was like, listen, can we put a pin in it, maybe?
28:13Dude, I don't think that's a good idea.
28:14Is that a bad idea?
28:15Yeah, it's a bad idea.
28:16I just got out of rehab.
28:17She didn't even give me a chance to prove anything.
28:19Dude, I think it's a ticking time bomb.
28:21I think if you moved him back together, you would end up in jail.
28:23But let's, can we just try to go to therapy first?
28:27I don't think that's a good idea.
28:28I think you guys should date other people, explore other options for a year, try to work
28:31on being good co-parents.
28:33Yeah, yeah.
28:34But I do think there needs to be healthy boundaries.
28:36My goal is for Brittany and I to be amicable co-parents.
28:41It's a really big deal.
28:42You're ending a decade of being together.
28:45You still question it.
28:46Like, am I doing the right thing?
28:50I can't deal with the drama for my entire life.
28:54No, I agree.
28:54So I'm trying to slowly work things in.
28:59Let me just say this.
29:00Last night, I see you falling back into the pattern.
29:03Cruz is with Zuli and Jax right now at my house.
29:07Like, you telling me that you've already given him privileges back that he hasn't earned?
29:11Like, he was there early.
29:13Zuli was still there for a couple hours while he was there.
29:16He basically did bedtime, wake up, and then took him to school at 845 in the morning.
29:21I've also put a lot of rules in place.
29:23Okay, wait.
29:24Like, it's not just...
29:25These are the divorce papers.
29:26I'm putting them right here.
29:26Are you going to sign?
29:27Yes.
29:28Perfect.
29:30Coming up...
29:31Why did you yell at me at El Coyote?
29:33You've been up my ass all summer telling me that you want to repair things,
29:37and then you scream at me like that.
29:41Oh, there it goes.
29:46They're coming up.
29:47Oh, son of a gun.
29:49I saw him take it.
29:50Ooh.
29:51Oh, why is there so much tipping?
29:53And down.
29:55If global warming happens and the seas rise, I'm taking myself out.
30:00Hi.
30:00Look how romantic this is.
30:01So romantic.
30:02I love it.
30:03I'm going to be sad to go.
30:04I know, right?
30:05Yeah.
30:05It has been somewhat of a good vacation, I feel like.
30:08I think so.
30:10For the most part.
30:11So when we were doing the luau yesterday, and Zach wanted to talk to me.
30:17Yeah, I was wondering what was going on there.
30:18He talked about the Jenna thing, and he was like, it wasn't malicious, and I'm sorry if
30:22I made you feel that way.
30:24So he apologized.
30:25That's nice.
30:25Because this Jenna girl that Aaron once hooked up with, I suddenly always see her everywhere,
30:32and I never saw her before.
30:34And then he was like, but you know, I just think that other people play a role in all
30:39of this.
30:40He actually brought up Sheena and you.
30:42I think you just think that it's all on Kristen, like, and Jenna's a plant, and...
30:47Well, I don't trust Kristen.
30:48If you look at it, Janet and Sheena, they've been talking about it more.
30:53Like, they're the ones that brought it up to people.
30:55So they made it kind of a thing, whereas Kristen never did.
30:58Wait, so Zach's trying to imply that it's not Kristen and Zach that bring Jenna around.
31:04It's how me and Sheena...
31:06Oh, come on.
31:07I know having some girl that is in, like, the outskirts of the friend group coming around
31:12and talking about when she hooked up with Aaron years ago is probably the most uncomfortable
31:15thing ever.
31:16And obviously, like, you're my real friend.
31:18I am not trying to hurt you at all.
31:21I know.
31:21And I feel that.
31:22And Sheena loves you.
31:23And I know she would do anything for you, too.
31:25So this is confusing.
31:26It is so hard to, like, walk on ships.
31:28Hey, how are you?
31:29Oh, hi.
31:30How was that?
31:31Wait, can I charge my phone on this?
31:32This is amazing.
31:33No, but I have a phone charger.
31:34Zach, will you come down here for a second, actually?
31:36Yeah.
31:37Yeah.
31:37If anybody's trying to say that I...
31:39I actually want to hear what he has to say.
31:40Me, too.
31:42Jenna just asked me to come talk to her with Michelle.
31:45Will you go up with me?
31:46Yes, I sure will.
31:52Where should I sit?
31:53Right here, it's good.
31:53Here, it's good?
31:54Okay.
31:55Oh.
31:56I wanted to clear some things up because Michelle was confused about what you said the other
32:03day.
32:04What Michelle was saying is, where the did Jenna come from?
32:07I have known her, hung out with her.
32:0917 years as long as I've known her.
32:11The week I moved here, I met her.
32:12Yeah.
32:13With Sheena.
32:13Correct.
32:14Sheena literally called Jenna her best friend.
32:16Jenna was around, and then Sheena brought you into this.
32:18Sheena started a lot of that was unnecessary.
32:21All these rumors and all these stories, it all leads back to Janet and Sheena.
32:26I think they're just like as messy as a three-year-old that just got handed a bowl of spaghetti.
32:31You know that going everywhere.
32:33You called Sheena immediately, or text her, I'm not sure, and said shady ass s**t, because
32:39then I'm like, well, what are you saying about me when I'm not around?
32:41Here's the thing with Zach.
32:43He's drunk.
32:44He blacks out.
32:45He forgets everything he said.
32:47But I'm like, still going to talk s**t behind your back and probably again to your face.
32:51I was very uncomfortable of what you said to Aaron the moment you met him.
32:55You're friends with Jenna Willis, right?
32:58Or you know Jenna Willis, who is a very good friend of mine.
33:00Good for you.
33:01Which is like kind of how I knew who you were.
33:04So that was like me and you and El Coyote.
33:06I was frustrated because Sheena's on one side, you're on the other side screaming bloody murder.
33:12That's not how I remember that situation, but okay.
33:16This is a conversation that Michelle and I could have had without you being involved and making it so much bigger.
33:22We would call you accountable.
33:24A word you can't stand.
33:26It was just unnecessary.
33:27It was unnecessary bull s**t.
33:29Michelle was not dating Aaron in 2022.
33:31I know that.
33:32So why did you f**king yell at me at El Coyote and go, yes, you did say that, Chris.
33:36I had accountability.
33:37And I was like, true colors.
33:38You've been up my s**t all summer telling me that you want to repair things.
33:42And then you f**king scream at me like that.
33:44I did want to repair things until you spread rumors about my husband.
33:48I did.
33:49We talked about that in person.
33:52Me, you, Luke and Jason sat down at the shark party.
33:55I heard a rumor that a year ago or so, Jasmine heard that you take your ring off.
33:59Sometimes that's ours.
34:02Never.
34:03Never would have done that in my life.
34:05You're mad at the ring thing still?
34:06I thought that day you go, this is a joke.
34:08I know my husband.
34:10I know he is a upstanding, wonderful, trustworthy, committed man.
34:15You would never, ever do anything.
34:18Stop doing this when I'm speaking.
34:20That's rude.
34:22I know who Jason is.
34:23I know he would never do the things that you were accusing him of.
34:27And at the time, I was like, whew, if that's it.
34:30Oh, okay.
34:30You're going to laugh at that?
34:31Because I didn't accuse him of anything.
34:32I repeated something.
34:34That's the difference.
34:35She did not accuse him of anything.
34:36You repeated a rumor about Jason to damage his reputation.
34:40Yes.
34:41Yeah.
34:42It's wild that Kristen's still hiding behind this.
34:44I'm just repeating what I heard.
34:45Like, I don't know how many times that's an excuse.
34:48You're just as much to blame.
34:50Your hands are dirty.
34:50You are a gossip.
34:51I did it because you were attacking Danny and Nia,
34:54and I told you that in person.
34:57I said, if you're going to attack Danny and Nia,
34:59attack Danny and Nia, or I said out loud
35:01that Danny did what he did.
35:03Is there a difference?
35:04Yeah, there's a big difference.
35:05There's a difference.
35:06Attacking someone?
35:07Sorry, no, I said out loud, yes,
35:09that he sexually assaulted Jasmine and Michelle.
35:11All right.
35:12Bye.
35:14I'm done.
35:14Nope.
35:14She does not get to say Danny sexually assaulted someone.
35:19I'll throw her off the bed.
35:21Janet's story about Danny just keeps escalating.
35:24So first I heard it was like Danny was drunk
35:28and maybe a little bit inappropriate,
35:30and now it's full-on damaging slander.
35:34That's the definition.
35:35Okay, well, that's sexual assault.
35:36Okay, that's crazy.
35:37You're crazy.
35:39She's becoming bigger, bigger, and bigger
35:42until she really sets someone off, like me.
35:48Sorry.
35:51How did it go?
35:52Are you okay?
35:52I'm about to throw the bitch off the boat,
35:54but it's all good.
35:55No, really?
35:56Yep.
35:56Nothing about me, though.
35:58Not about you.
35:59Daniel.
35:59You want to sit down?
36:00Done.
36:02Talking about you still?
36:04What are you talking about now?
36:05Janet.
36:06Just now, the shit she just said about him,
36:08she's...
36:09Oh, my blood.
36:11Why is she still talking about Danny?
36:13Janet has reached a new low.
36:14How dare she say those words about Danny?
36:17She has crossed the line.
36:18This is actual slander.
36:21It's actual defamation.
36:24I've already heard your side of the story.
36:25Okay, I'm going to tell you what she said.
36:27Daniel sexually assaulted.
36:29That's what she said.
36:30She's attempting to ruin someone's life
36:34that doesn't deserve it.
36:36Sexually assaulted.
36:36That's what she said.
36:40Not cool.
36:44Unfortunately for Danny,
36:51the definition of what he did is sexual assault.
36:53I'm sorry that he did that,
36:55but I'm not going to be painted as the bad guy
36:58for talking about something that happened.
37:00That's bullsh**.
37:01I'm sure she's running right now to Danny and Nia
37:03and saying, sexual assault.
37:06Having a lawyer of a husband is tough
37:08because if you use the legal terms for stuff,
37:10people get really upset.
37:12Should I say, like, he got handsy?
37:13He molested, groped.
37:17When I repeated the rumors about you with the ring,
37:20I was wrong.
37:22I felt Janet was attacking Danny and Nia,
37:25so I was like, glass house is.
37:26No, you thought I was attacking Danny.
37:28Both of you.
37:28There's also rumors that you're saying random rumors
37:30while, like, saying stuff at the house.
37:31I was being a bitch.
37:32It was glass house is.
37:33You're going to go out for my friends?
37:34I'm going to come for you.
37:35Chris, what's going on for you?
37:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:37I can't.
37:38I thought this conversation was going to go the right way.
37:41Yeah.
37:41I did.
37:41Yeah.
37:42Wait, actually, do you want to ask him right now?
37:44Because I would love to have the skirt comment,
37:46because the thing is, at Abilene, she said it to me.
37:49Janet's a dirty liar.
37:51Clearly, Janet and her minions, aka Jared,
37:54are going after Danny for more than just what happened at Halloween.
37:57I know what he did, and it wasn't right.
37:59Not only just to you guys, but, like, there was a second time.
38:02It was, like, a group of fans,
38:05a group of, like, bachelorette party girls,
38:07and Danny had had one too many,
38:08and he was being inappropriate.
38:10He was making a group of women feel uncomfortable.
38:13And after Jason pulled him away and was like,
38:16dude, you have a wife, you have kids, like, don't do this,
38:19he said, Nia will always be up here,
38:21but I have a weakness for hot girls in little skirts.
38:24I didn't hear that.
38:25You need to do this right now.
38:27With calm energy.
38:29Just go talk to Jason.
38:30You calm energy. Sorry.
38:32Yeah.
38:32Can I walk with you?
38:34And it's just the one question, clear it up.
38:39Hey, guys.
38:40Can I just hop in for one quick question,
38:42then you can go right back to it?
38:43Well, I'm going to ask.
38:44You can ask.
38:45Zach has said that Janet has said numerous times
38:47that when taking pictures with fans,
38:51that you said that I like girls in, yes,
38:54in short skirts.
38:56I literally didn't say that.
38:57Eyewitnesses who were there have said that to Janet.
38:59Jared and Brittany said that.
39:00I didn't hear the skirts thing.
39:01This had nothing to do with you guys,
39:03and I hate that it's being brought into this again.
39:06But when Kristen all of a sudden says,
39:08well, it's the same thing about the Danny and Nia thing,
39:10should I just not say a word?
39:12I used the definition of what happened that night,
39:15and I'm sorry that I had to do that.
39:17Had to or chose to?
39:19Honestly, it's absolutely terrible,
39:20and I don't think anyone should be using those words
39:23unless it's the person that's, like, involved.
39:25Janet wasn't there, has nothing to do with her.
39:28It's almost using it and, like, weaponizing it
39:30in an aggressive way.
39:32Danny, I'm sorry it's hard.
39:33You don't want it to be talked about.
39:34You don't want it to be brought up,
39:34but you literally did these things.
39:36And how many times have I loaned up for it?
39:38So getting mad at me for using words, I'm sorry.
39:40Kristen brought you guys up to it,
39:42and I'm sorry that I had to say what happened.
39:44If I did these things, I wouldn't be like that you did it.
39:45Yes, but you guys are getting mad at me for saying it.
39:47And now you're yelling.
39:48Okay, I am yelling because I'm frustrated.
39:50I don't want to be fighting with you guys.
39:52I actually like you guys.
39:54Yeah, we're going to take a break.
39:55Okay.
39:56You can't just keep bringing up like that.
39:58Did I bring Danny and Mia up tonight?
40:00Yes, you're talking about people
40:02and things that happened when you weren't there.
40:03You don't get to speak for Melissa and Jasmine.
40:05Where if somebody makes a mistake,
40:06it can't be talked about.
40:07Buckle up.
40:10I mean, I'm one for some good drama, trust me,
40:13but I have no idea what's happening.
40:15You do not get to speak for Jasmine and Melissa.
40:17Is that what happened?
40:18Can you all please stop talking about me and Jasmine?
40:20Shut the f*** up.
40:21Just got drunk on that.
40:22Shut the f*** up.
40:23Ask Jasmine and Melissa.
40:24You guys, come on, come on, come on.
40:26You're perpetuating this s***.
40:27If everybody here can just shut the f*** up
40:29about that situation, we're through with it.
40:31You.
40:31You don't need anybody else's opinion.
40:33Great.
40:37Please don't say Jasmine or Melissa again.
40:40I didn't.
40:40You just said it.
40:42Seriously.
40:42That's why I walked away.
40:43You brought Mia and Daniel into it.
40:44You said Danny sexually assaulted me.
40:48Jasmine and Melissa.
40:49That's what you f***ing said.
40:50Oh, you're f***ing worse, bitch.
40:52You're good.
40:53Oh, my God.
40:54Don't f***ing use their names.
40:56How dare you try to trash his name.
40:58You brought up their names.
40:58Why are we protecting the wrong people?
41:00See, nobody's protecting anybody.
41:02We just want the truth.
41:04Get the f*** off my boat.
41:05It's my f***ing engagement weekend.
41:07How about that, bitch?
41:09Done.
41:10F***ing psychos.
41:11I was just telling Daniel.
41:13I'm like, oh, my God.
41:15We can't control anybody but ourselves.
41:17We can't change anybody.
41:18I just really hate that that went so bad with Kristen.
41:21Me too.
41:21It just went left.
41:22The best thing I can do right now with Kristen is stay away.
41:25And I genuinely wish the best from her.
41:28And we're going to go.
41:28We made it.
41:29Yeah.
41:31We made it.
41:32Thanks, guys.
41:34Oh, God.
41:35What the actual hell?
41:37Thank you so much.
41:37Thank you, guys.
41:39I feel like a f***ing being around this.
41:41I've never been so mad.
41:43Don't make me knock your ass out.
41:44Seriously, don't.
41:45Knock me out, Kristen.
41:46Knock me out.
41:47I'm going to f***ing knock her out.
41:48Let's go home.
41:49You're a f***ing fan, bitch.
41:51Congratulations on forever.
41:53Right here.
41:54There she is.
41:55There's a reason it's crazy Kristen, not crazy Janet.
42:01Next time on The Valley.
42:02I've never wanted to, like, get off of Maui so bad.
42:06If Daniel's still drinking, I don't want to be super close.
42:09And then when she said that SA thing is when I went.
42:12Now I'm really f***ing dumb.
42:15I'm installing a new ring right now.
42:17And they said there's a password that got sent to your phone.
42:19Jack, I'm not dumb.
42:20I'm the one who knows.
42:21I'm not here, Brittany.
42:22I'm not f***ing here.
42:23I'm at rock bottom right now.
42:24What else could go wrong?
42:25It's ten years of my life.
42:27You could throw that away, but I can't.
42:28I beg you to go to therapy.
42:30I'm doing it now.
42:31You've already ruined our family.
42:32This is, like, right up there with death.
42:35Oh.
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