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  • 6/28/2025

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00:00A little retail therapy
00:29Before work
00:30Unlike you, Emily, I don't have much time for shopping
00:34And I'll be away next week
00:36Ooh, is it a work trip? Or a girls' trip? Femme voyage?
00:41Well, actually, it's a none of your business trip
00:44Look, we have those in America, too
00:46Well, you deserve a vacation
00:48And you can count on me to make sure everything runs smoothly while you're gone
00:51Oh, I could help with the faux-teen flagship party this week
00:54Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't need another problem right now
00:58Well, given that there's an American actress hosting the event
01:01I just think that you should be utilizing the American in your office
01:04You really think you're up for the task?
01:07Absolutely
01:08Très bien, then you babysit the actress
01:10But don't come to me with any stupid questions
01:12If you're doing it, you should be saving me time and energy
01:16On it
01:17I have Brooklyn Clark's travel itinerary and her talking points for the party
01:31Sylvie says this is your problem now
01:33Problem? I love her
01:35I've seen all of her movies
01:36I can't believe Sylvie's letting me do this
01:38I think she's in a good mood because she's going on vacation
01:40Yes, to some part with Antoine
01:42But you didn't hear it from me
01:44I'm gonna pretend like I never heard it at all
01:46Heard what?
01:47Just that I'm running point for Brooklyn Clark at the Fautier launch
01:50What, you're not a fan? She's a big movie star
01:53Yeah, in America, in France, she's so-so
01:55Her genre of movies are seen as a little bit foolish
01:59Really? Why?
02:00American romantic comedies
02:02They are so dishonest
02:03He would like more of a French ending
02:06Which is what?
02:07Tragic
02:08More like life
02:09He dies
02:10Or loses a limb
02:11Or she prefers to be a lesbian
02:13Which happens
02:14Yeah, happy endings are very American
02:16But they give you hope
02:17And the hero wins in the end
02:19Don't you want to see the hero win?
02:21No, I want to see life
02:22The hero tortured for his love
02:24And the actress naked
02:26But don't you want to go to the movies to escape life?
02:28Thinking you can escape life is your problem
02:31You can never escape life
02:35Never
02:37Welcome to the French ending
02:53Bonjour, I'm here to see Brooklyn Clark
02:55I'm sorry we don't have anyone staying here by that name
02:57Really, I was told that she was here
02:58No
02:59It's fine, Ratatouille, she's with me
03:01Are you coming?
03:04You have to use the alias
03:05I'm under Marie Curry
03:07Or Marie Callender
03:08Which one's Pi?
03:09I'm Emily Cooper from Savoir
03:11I'm such a huge fan of yours
03:12I just wanted to tell you that now
03:14In case I blurred it out in the middle of a conversation
03:16You're so sweet
03:17Do you have any weeds?
03:18Um, not on me
03:20Actually, marijuana is highly illegal in France
03:22I'm just kidding
03:23I'm just kidding
03:28Oh my god
03:30Okay, so I thought that we could go over the agenda for the Fortier party
03:33Thank god
03:34First off, I have nothing to wear
03:36Uh, yeah, I can see that
03:39I mean, usually I just like unzip whatever they send to the hotel
03:42Which is how I ended up in that atrocious romper of the VMAs
03:45What?
03:46No, no, you looked great
03:49I looked like a camel-toed toddler
03:52Well, um, I have a connection at Pierre Cadeau
03:55Huh, isn't he dead?
03:57No, no, he's definitely alive
03:59Oh, I love that for him
04:01Feels a little dusty for me though
04:03No, he's not dusty
04:05He's sophisticated, he's classic
04:07And certainly never designed a romper
04:09Yeah
04:11I mean, I see your point
04:13Give me your phone bucket hat
04:18Just text me the details tomorrow
04:20I'm free from 3 to 5
04:22Oh, and don't tell my fat publicist
04:24I hate her
04:25Great
04:26Okay, sounds like a plan
04:28But really, about this Fortier agenda
04:30I'm so sorry
04:31Can you give me like 15?
04:33I have to masturbate after a long flight
04:37Kidding
04:38Okay, well, I'll just like put this on the table then for you
04:44Okay
04:45Thanks, you're the best
04:46Bonjour
04:49Bonjour
04:55Bonjour
04:57Oh my god, I can't believe you saw Native Dishonors Boo
05:00Boo
05:01Wait, who?
05:02It's one of Brooklyn's most popular movies
05:03You know, the one about the widowed
05:04Wedding cake baker
05:05Who all the grooms fall in love with
05:06And then we find out that they're actually ghosts
05:08Oh, yeah
05:09That was stupid
05:10Uh, I cried
05:12It was so sad
05:13They were ghosts
05:14Hey guys
05:16Hey
05:17You work too, dear
05:20I know, I'm exhausted
05:22What are you guys talking about?
05:24Oh, Emily saw a movie star naked today
05:26Almost
05:27Naked
05:28Cool, who?
05:29Brooklyn Clark
05:30She's hosting this party for Fortier
05:31They're a client
05:33Actually, you guys should come
05:35It's gonna be super fancy
05:36And I control the guest list
05:37Ugh, damn
05:38I can't
05:39Nanny Doody's in Provence all weekend
05:41Yeah, me too
05:42I mean, I have to go to Brussels
05:43And meet a collector
05:44But Gabriel is in town
05:46You should go, honey
05:48No pressure
05:49Oh, sure
05:50Sounds fun
05:51And also
05:52You need to celebrate
05:54Can I tell them the news?
05:55Oh, there's nothing to tell
05:57Okay
05:58Gabriel's boss has finally agreed to sell him the restaurant
06:01Oh my god, it's cute
06:02Congratulations
06:03Yay
06:04So, he will be able to do everything he wants to do with the place
06:07Except that's not what's happening, Camille
06:09I can't afford it
06:11The down payment alone is completely out of my reach
06:13Yeah, but my parents are happy to loan him the money
06:15So it can work, actually
06:17I have to get back to the kitchen
06:22Is everything okay?
06:26Yes
06:28It's fine
06:29It's just, um, Gabriel really wants to buy this place
06:33And, um, getting help easy, only realistic way it's going to happen
06:37I hear you, but mixing family and money is tricky
06:41I know firsthand
06:42Oh, I'm super rich
06:44No, really?
06:46No, really
06:47Oh my god, am I being that annoying girlfriend just right now?
06:53No, no
06:54No, you're being supportive
06:55Okay, you know what?
06:56Maybe it's good for Gabriel and I to have some time apart this weekend
07:01Just make sure he has a fun time at the party, okay?
07:04I'll do my best
07:06I'll do my best
07:17Hate
07:18Eh
07:19Helen Mirren
07:21Yeast infection
07:23Studio 54
07:24Oh
07:25This bitch is coming with me
07:27Follow me
07:29Oh, I don't need underwear to tie these on, right?
07:32Brooklyn Clark
07:47Mathieu Cadot
07:49Pleasure
07:50Well, you are every bit as beautiful in person as in your movies
07:54Really?
07:55Which one's your favorite?
07:57Uh, the, uh, the beauty, beauty, love, the wrathiness?
08:03Busted
08:04You're not Brooklyn Clark?
08:05Emily Cooper
08:06I work at Savoir, the marketing agency Pierre hired
08:09My uncle may have jumped the gun, he doesn't make those kinds of decisions
08:13His name is on the door, if he doesn't, then who does?
08:16Me, I'm his head of business affairs
08:19Okay, my uncle, like many brilliant artists, can be a victim of his own wims
08:25Not sure we actually have a deal here
08:27Mmm
08:28Oh, I'm sorry
08:29I thought that he wanted to be relevant and sexy and appeal to a young consumer
08:34Mmm, my bad
08:35Emily, get in here, I need a normals opinion
08:38Be right there
08:40Celine's been begging for Brooklyn, but I steered her here
08:44Obviously a big mistake, I'm so sorry to have wasted everyone's time
08:48Alright, we'll give your company a one month trial to create a social media presence for us
08:53But please, please, nothing cliché
08:56My uncle is very particular
08:58Oh, I know, he chose me personally
09:00Hello?
09:02One month, and I want a memorable post of Brooklyn in Pierre's dress
09:09You'll be getting all that and more
09:11Excuse me
09:12Excuse me
09:33Mmm, very elegant
09:35She's wearing Kerkado
09:38She is, and I made it happen
09:40We're gonna cross-promote on both brands' social accounts
09:42Synergy!
09:44Put your hand down
09:47I have Michel from Fortier with the waiver
09:50Bonsoir
09:51Will you please sign this?
09:54Oh, it's all in French, Juliane
09:56What am I signing?
09:57Oh, yeah, they just need someone from Savoie to sign the insurance waiver for the 2 million euro watch
10:04Thank you
10:05And this one
10:06Thank you
10:07And this one
10:08Wow
10:09I know
10:10And the last one
10:11Whew
10:12Okay
10:13Have a good evening
10:16Merci beaucoup
10:18Oh, no, look
10:19Antoine! Antoine! Antoine! Antoine! Antoine! Antoine! Here!
10:22Antoine and his wife
10:26Yes, I saw them
10:28Bonsoir et bonne chance
10:30Wait, wait, wait, do you think Sylvie knows?
10:33I don't plan to be around to find out
10:43Can I talk to you?
10:44What is it?
10:46Antoine's here
10:47With his wife
10:49Yes, they were on the guest list
10:50Do you have a problem with that?
10:51Oh
10:53Then everything's okay?
10:54Didn't I tell you not to come to me with stupid questions?
10:57Just do your job, Emily, please
11:13You good with the speech?
11:16Be cool
11:17The hottest guy at this party's walking over here
11:20How's my tic game?
11:21What?
11:22Uh...
11:23Strong?
11:25You made it!
11:26Yes, of course
11:27Gabrielle, this is Brooklyn Clark
11:28Enchanté
11:30Down, boy
11:32Does he party?
11:34How about you do the speech and we'll worry about the partying?
11:38You sound just like kinkles
11:39Who's kinkles?
11:40My fat publicist
11:41Keep up
11:46So this is America's sweetheart, huh?
11:49Maybe she has jet lag?
11:51Oh
11:57Hi
11:58Nice to meet you
12:00Yeah, it's two million dollars, can I believe it?
12:02Your work is very glamorous
12:04This event is
12:05I was really on edge about it
12:06But so far everything's going really well
12:11Quick, put your arm around me
12:12What?
12:13Please, now
12:15You look stunning
12:16Oh, thank you
12:18You remember Gabrielle?
12:20Of course, the chef from the restaurant
12:21Memorable night
12:22It was for me, too
12:24Oh, I'm in trouble here
12:26Oh?
12:27My wife has her eye on a very expensive watch
12:30She's discussing a discount with Sylvie
12:33Antoine, what do you think of the rose gold?
12:35Oh, it really compliments your skin
12:37So kind, but I'm really not sure I need it
12:39Oh, it's so beautiful
12:40No, she must have it
12:42Catherine, you remember Emily from Savoie?
12:43Oh, yes, of course I do
12:44Nice to see you again
12:45Antoine speaks so highly of you
12:48Oh, it's so nice to hear
12:50Oh, Chef Gabrielle
12:52Oh, oh, unforgettable
12:56Oh, you all had dinner
12:59We were just entertaining a client
13:01His tartare de veau helped close the deal
13:03We should come and have dinner at your restaurant sometime
13:06Maybe after we get back
13:08Back from where, chérie?
13:10Antoine thinks he's so good at keeping secrets
13:12But his assistant accidentally copied me on an email for the hotel booking
13:17You can stop pretending, chérie
13:20He's surprising me with a trip to Saint-Barth next week
13:26Merci beaucoup
13:28Fantastic, I hear it's very beautiful
13:31What a shame, now the surprise is spoiled
13:34One can never spoil Saint-Barth
13:37Have you ever been there, Sylvie?
13:38No, never, never
13:40But I'm sure you two will have a wonderful time
13:45Excuse me
13:49Uh, sorry
13:55Sylvie, are you okay?
13:57I'm fine, Emily
13:59The event was a success, and now the party's over
14:03Of course, but I know that you were excited about that trip
14:05I'm sorry
14:07You know nothing, Emily
14:16Bonsoir, Bucket Hat
14:18Wait, stop, where are you going?
14:20Text me!
14:22Is everything okay?
14:24No, no, I just lost that crazy movie star that I'm in charge of
14:27In a two million euro watch
14:28And I'm gonna lose my job
14:30And I wish that I was wearing a bucket hat that I could just throw up in
14:33Well, why don't you call our driver?
14:35Genius
14:40Hi, hi, uh, bonsoir
14:42Um, it's Emily Cooper from Savoir
14:44Who are you going with Bricklyn Clark?
14:45Excuse me?
14:46Excuse me?
14:47Excuse me, excuse me
14:48Excuse me, I'm
14:51Hello?
14:52Yes?
14:53Thank you
14:55Okay
14:57I know where they're going
14:59know where they're going oh my god you're here and you brought a snack do you have cash well
15:15then you can't just leave without telling me i said bonsoir that party was over come on girl
15:20let me buy you a drink you just said you didn't have any money oh right he's fine great okay just
15:27one fun drink and then we have to get out of here just what honey look around we didn't come here to
15:35be who we are back home we came here to lose ourselves and find adventure this isn't just a
15:40drink we're not just at a bar we're on the precipice of the rest of our lives i can't believe you just
15:47quoted your own movie at me you quoted it too babe skull skull
15:52god i just live for trap music you know totally are you okay oh yeah i just took something to help
16:13me relax we'll see you i'm relaxed and horny i i think she took molly what i think she took molly
16:24oh she did and now she gotta pee
16:27she's fun she's not supposed to be that fun she's voicing mother goose in a pixar movie well it's a
16:37good thing no one's paying attention here yeah at home she's the good girl but here she can get
16:43away with everything it's just paris it's not some alternate universe where rules don't apply
16:48if you don't come to paris it's just be good
16:51uh
17:05um
17:09um i'm sorry i should i'm gonna um i'm gonna i'm gonna text brooklyn and we should get out
17:17get out of here oh my oh my god um ah hello hello
17:29it's michelle from 40 remember oh hi hi is everything okay i think there was some miscommunication
17:36we needed the watch back as soon as the party was over which was over two hours ago oh you did um
17:43uh well don't worry the the watches is with it's with brooklyn and she's here with me and where is
17:49that in a club uh it's more like a bar uh the restaurant honestly it's just a little loud
17:56put her on the phone uh she's in the bathroom right now but um i will have her call you back asap
18:03bye bye bye bye we have to find brooklyn and get out of here now
18:17brooklyn oh i'm sorry you're not brooklyn
18:29she's not in the bathroom the bartender hasn't seen her and the bouncer has no idea who she is
18:33she's gone i'm so screwed the only thing to do is go back to the hotel and pray okay so the uber was
18:46two minutes away but now it's seven minutes away how is that even possible oh god now he's 12 minutes
18:52so wait why is he driving backwards cancel it i have a better idea
19:06so
19:20You continue to dance on the streets
19:23Everyone is there
19:26You continue to dance on the streets
19:50What did you ask him?
19:52Come on, before they kick us out
19:57You have to stop beating yourself up
19:59She ran away, and you're here, and you're going to fix it
20:02But I'm not this person
20:04I'm the girl who shows up, not the girl who makes bad decisions
20:07You're not the only one making decisions here
20:10Well, I'm the only one who's getting fired tomorrow
20:13Maybe losing your job wouldn't be so bad
20:16Take a year to travel, eat good food
20:19Fall in love
20:21You're going to have to let me eat for free at your restaurant
20:23I'm not going to have a restaurant
20:25What about the loan from Cummy's family?
20:27If I take money from them, they own me
20:29I don't want to be owned by anyone
20:31Even if it means putting my dreams on hold for a while
20:35It's better than seeing them go out the window
20:43Bonsoir
20:45Emily, why are the fruity people calling me at 2am asking me about Brooklyn Clark and a 2 million euro watch?
20:51Sylvie, I'm handling it
20:53Mm-hmm, I see what you're handling
20:55I'm mad
21:05She ditched me at the club
21:07She was definitely on something
21:09I need to change her alias so now I can't get up to her room
21:13Monsieur, madame
21:14We need to get into a room and I think you know which one
21:17It would be my pleasure to help you but as I've told your associate, the privacy of our guests
21:21A girl could be dead in that room and not just any girl, an American girl
21:25A very famous American girl with over 14 million Instagram followers
21:31So how do you think that would make you look?
21:33That is quite a leap
21:34Yeah but if it's correct you'll have a PR nightmare on your hands
21:37Not just the hotel's hands, your hands
21:40Is this job really that important to you?
21:43Are you willing to be destroyed over this?
21:46Follow me
21:48Follow me
21:53I think I hear music or voices, that's a good sign
21:59Should we knock?
22:02Or not
22:07Brooklyn!
22:09Brooklyn!
22:14Where is the watch?
22:15Excuse me
22:16You can't just barge in here
22:17I'm calling my lawyer
22:18This is beyond
22:19Hello, what the hell is this happening?
22:20I'm going to stick out if you continue
22:22Stop talking, your voice is crazy
22:25Oh, it's on the night scene
22:26Oh, let me do it
22:28I was gonna bring it back
22:30I wasn't gonna wait all night for you to come
22:33Unlike him
22:37Hey, don't post my tits
22:38I'm not
22:39Buckethat wait
22:40Stop calling me Buckethat
22:41I'm sorry, I can't remember your name
22:43I can't remember your name
22:44Still friends?
22:52Can I say how amazing that was?
22:56You were a total badass
22:57Not taking anybody's bullshit
22:58I'm...
23:00Truly in awe
23:02Guess I just needed to vent
23:05Are you happy
23:07With him?
23:09Do you really believe most people are happy all the time?
23:14Of course you do
23:16I don't know, I just think that
23:18You could have more
23:20You could have 100% of somebody instead of
23:22I...
23:23I don't want 100% of anyone
23:25And I don't want anyone to have 100% of me
23:28And if you're committed or married
23:30That never happens anyway
23:32It's a...
23:33It's a fairytale
23:35Bad movie
23:37Do you really believe that?
23:40You believe in happy endings, don't you?
23:43The knight on the white horse is gonna come and save you from everything
23:46Oh, I see why you think the way you do
24:03He's not my knight
24:05Mm-hmm, but he's here
24:07Goodnight princess
24:08Goodnight princess
24:16I just wanted to make sure you go home
24:18Or, if you're hungry
24:20To a little crepe stand in Montmartre
24:22It's the best place in the city to watch the sun come up
24:25If you want
24:27If I want?
24:28Of course I want
24:30But I also want more than that
24:33I'm not somebody who can share a crepe
24:36I need the whole crepe
24:39Emily...
24:40I don't think we should see each other anymore
24:42It's not good for any of us
24:44I was just offering you a ride home
24:47A sunrise
24:51Thank you again for your help
24:55I can get myself home
24:57Goodnight Gabrielle
25:06Let's go
25:07Let's go
25:08Let's go
25:10Let's go
25:12Let's go
25:14Let's go
25:19Almost 200,000 lives
25:21Not bad
25:22Do you think it's too risque for Pierre Cadeau?
25:25Not according to Mathieu, he just DM'd you
25:29Hmm...
25:31Turns out it was just risque enough
25:32Okay, I'm not going to apologize again for last night
25:36Even though I'm very sorry
25:38You know you're doing it right now
25:40I'm stopping
25:42Anyway, I was just thinking that since you're free now
25:45What about a girls trip this weekend?
25:47St Bart's is a little outside my budget
25:49But maybe Disneyland Paris?
25:51Get out of my office
25:53Alright, yeah, didn't think so
25:55I didn't think so
25:58I'd better have to take a seat
26:00I would rather have to take you to the party