- 6/28/2025
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00:00Magnifique
00:12Magnifique
00:18Magnifique
00:20Magnifique
00:30Bonjour Paris
00:31Hi Chicago, what time is it there?
00:33It's 1 a.m.
00:34With the nausea, the sore boobs, and enough gas to launch a parade float.
00:37I can't sleep!
00:38Well, this will give you something to dream about.
00:41Uh, where are you?
00:44Jogging, on the Seine.
00:46Oh, it's gorgeous. You were living my life.
00:49For the jogging part.
00:51And how's Doug like it?
00:53Uh, Doug isn't actually coming.
00:56We're, um, we're not together anymore.
00:58What?
01:00So you're single? In Paris?
01:02So single.
01:03Okay, now I'm even more jealous.
01:05I mean, your life is croissants and sex.
01:08So far, croissants.
01:10So how's the Paris office treating you?
01:12Oh, yeah, they're a fun bunch.
01:14Uh, I'm fitting right in.
01:16Wonderful.
01:17Excuse me, mademoiselle.
01:18Oh, yeah, no problem.
01:19Emily.
01:20Emily, there's a man next to you who's exposing himself.
01:22Emily?
01:23Oh, my God!
01:24Pardon?
01:25Um, no, sorry.
01:26That's my bad.
01:27You're peeing, and that's a urinal.
01:28Um, au revoir to you, monsieur.
01:30Bonne journée.
01:31Ça te fait envie, ça te fait rêver.
01:35Tout ce qui échappe à ta logique.
01:37Il faut des paroles ratées.
01:39Le flou artistique.
01:41Il faut artistique.
01:43Good day!
02:13What? Oh my God. Oh my God. No!
02:28Ah, madame, madame. The shower in my apartment just stopped working. Poof! Just like that. There's no more water.
02:48Qu'est-ce que vous faites habillée dehors comme ça vous? Vous croyez au carnaval ou quoi?
02:51The shower! Can you come see?
02:54Je comprends pas. Et j'ai pas de courrier pour vous.
02:57Is there something you can do? Oh, hi. Hi, good morning. Um, can you please just tell her that the water cut off in my shower?
03:06Elle dit qu'elle a plus d'eau dans sa douche.
03:08Ouais. Et la semaine dernière, c'était le fusible. Pourquoi elle casse tout comme ça? Elle peut me le dire pourquoi elle casse tout?
03:13She wants to know what you did.
03:15Nothing! Nothing! I was minding my own shower business.
03:19You know, the water is very unreliable in this building. The plumbing is 500 years old. Literally.
03:25Elle commence à me fatiguer. Depuis qu'elle est là , y'a que des problèmes.
03:28What did she just say?
03:29She'll call the plumber.
03:31And in the meantime?
03:32Et en attendant?
03:34Le bidet.
03:35Yeah, that one I got.
03:36Yeah, that one I got.
03:37It's amazing.
03:38Let's go.
03:43Le verbe aimer.
03:46The verb aimer.
03:49J'aime le café.
03:53J'aime le thé.
03:56J'aime le sport.
04:00J'aime les bottines.
04:04J'aime la danse.
04:07Et j'aime Paris.
04:10Bye, everyone. Good job.
04:13Jacqueline?
04:15Any advice on how to get an office full of French people to aimer me?
04:20You work in an office full of French people?
04:23Oui.
04:24Wow. That must be interesting.
04:27I'll tell you all about it.
04:29Maybe we can go out and have a drink or something.
04:32Oui, bien sûr.
04:33My rate outside class is 50 euros an hour.
04:36Oh, bon.
04:38Or maybe not.
04:39As you want.
04:40Have a good week.
04:45Bonjour, Sylvie.
04:47Ah, bonjour.
04:48J'aime nos bottines.
04:50Merci.
04:51Why are you smiling like that?
04:54I'm just saying bonjour.
04:56It's a beautiful day in Paris.
04:59There's not so much to be happy about.
05:01But we have a big day.
05:02Very important commercial shoot for Delors.
05:05And if you keep smiling like that, people will think you're stupid.
05:08Okay.
05:09I'll try to stop smiling.
05:11Unless you're really happy.
05:13Are you really happy?
05:15Well, I just split up with my boyfriend and the water in my shower this morning cut off due to some ancient plumbing issue.
05:21So I had to wash my hair in the bidet.
05:24But, c'est la vie.
05:27Oh.
05:29Well, perhaps you can post that on your little Instagram.
05:32Hashtag bad hair day.
05:34Excuse me, what is this I just received from you?
05:44Oh, it's just something I sent from the Chicago office.
05:46Our corporate commandments.
05:48Oh.
05:49And you commanding us to do what?
05:51Thou shalt always maintain a positive attitude.
05:54Thou shalt be on time.
05:56Thou shalt praise in public and criticize in private.
05:59Thou shalt avoid workplace romances.
06:01And thou shalt remember that we are all a team.
06:04And there is no I in team.
06:05Well, the French word for team is équipe.
06:08And there's an I in équipe.
06:09Let's not get caught up on vowels.
06:11It's about all of us sharing a global vision.
06:13You would like to destroy our French soul.
06:20Well done, Emily.
06:27Look, I want to be part of the solution, not create problems.
06:30Well, then you should listen more and talk less.
06:33This is a very important shoot.
06:35I'm just going to be getting some behind the scenes for social in the States.
06:38I want to make sure that Delore gets to more followers.
06:42Well, you're stating the obvious.
06:44That's what you're here for.
06:45En quoi, non?
06:46Hello.
06:47Hello.
06:50Emily, nice to see you again.
06:53Hello.
06:54I am Trey Excité to be here.
06:57Excité?
06:58Really?
07:00Excité does not mean excited.
07:02It means horny.
07:04Oh, well, not that then.
07:07Well, you'll have to excuse her.
07:09She washed her hair in the bidet this morning.
07:19Has Cindy told you a little bit about the shoot?
07:20Nope, she hasn't.
07:21So we follow this elegant young woman walking to work, and as she crosses the bridge,
07:26she becomes every man's fantasy and desire.
07:29Our tagline is, dream of beauty.
07:32I feel like I'm dreaming right now.
07:34This view is magical.
07:36So nice to see Paris through fresh eyes.
07:39Let's just make sure we don't see any tourists in cargo pants.
07:42I'm just going to grab some content for social.
07:46Bonjour.
07:47Je suis Emily from Savoir.
07:49I don't speak French.
07:51Me either.
07:52Okay, good.
07:53Do you mind if I ask you a couple questions?
07:57Okay.
07:58Where are you from?
07:59Serbia.
08:01And what is your dream of beauty?
08:03Private jet.
08:05Okay.
08:06Excuse me.
08:07We are ready to shoot.
08:08Okay.
08:12No pictures.
08:16Oh, merci beaucoup.
08:25Coupé!
08:27What do you think?
08:29J'adore.
08:30Emily?
08:32Uh, well, I didn't expect her to be naked.
08:36She's not naked.
08:37She's wearing the perfume.
08:39It's very sexy, no?
08:40Sexy or sexist?
08:43I don't understand.
08:44How is this sexist?
08:45Well, whose dream is it anyway?
08:47The men or the woman?
08:50It's her dream, of course.
08:52To be admired and desired by men.
08:54But it's the male gaze.
08:56Oh, mon Dieu.
08:57Yes.
08:58The male gaze, exactly.
09:00I don't think American women will respond to this.
09:03What is the problem?
09:05Explain this to me.
09:06Explain this to me.
09:07I'm interested.
09:08On arrête tout, s'il vous plait!
09:09Arrête tout, s'il vous plait!
09:10Arrête tout, s'il vous plait!
09:11Arrête tout, s'il vous plait!
09:12Arrête tout, s'il vous plait!
09:13Arrête tout, s'il vous plait!
09:14Allez, je fais la pause!
09:15C'est bien, on n'aille pas à plus.
09:16C'est que tout le monde, 5 minutes.
09:17C'est que tout le monde, 7 minutes, là .
09:18C'est une minute.
09:19Tell me.
09:20What is wrong with the male gaze?
09:22The men are objectifying her.
09:24They have the power.
09:25they have the power no she has the power because she's beautiful and she's naked which gives her
09:30more power maybe in her dream she's wearing clothes it's surrealism it's a long tradition
09:37in france manray cocteau no she has no references i'm worried it won't translate in the states
09:43in today's climate it could come off as politically incorrect politically incorrect
09:48is this a me too excuse me that's what they call it here
09:54out your pig so you know what i mean right chérie i'm a woman i'm not a feminist
10:00but regardless it's her dream to walk naked across the pont alexandre 3 and have men want her
10:07maybe it's not your dream emily but that's her dream we just need to be sensitive to the way
10:12women are thinking now i want to protect your brand and we need to protect ourselves from the
10:18morality police desire does not mean lack of respect in fact quite the opposite it is a sign
10:24of respect there is no bigger compliment i'm sure you've experienced this look of a desire from a man
10:32on occasion yes so you agree for her it is a sexy dream it's open to interpretation
10:39voila
10:42is this what you mean when you say you want to be part of the solution
10:50what do you mean no impossible but why impossible
11:09no no no no it's not possible because i don't have the good pieces i have to buy a
11:14no wait wait wait wait wait uh please please
11:17hi can you come talk to my plumber it's an emergency
11:25good morning gabriel how are you today
11:27good morning gabriel how are you today
11:30asleep thank you for asking i was having a very nice dream and this american girl banged on my door
11:35and woke me up or maybe i'm still dreaming uh you're not still dreaming you're wide awake
11:40don't let him leave until he fixes my shower
11:41where is that it's blocking in fact i don't understand
11:44in fact just to explain it's what it's blocking is that it's ancient it's new
11:47and the piece in fact that it makes the link between the old and the new
11:49it's a cool fixation
11:50cool fixation is that i have to call a friend
11:52it can be 4 hours in the future i don't even know if he will find the piece
11:55so here it can take 4 hours so we have time to take a little breakfast
11:58and then if the piece arrives if the piece arrives i can maybe prepare the thing
12:02what did he say he would like some coffee and a croissant
12:09what did he say oh uh we were just talking about where we both were when the friends won the
12:24world cup honestly you couldn't walk down the street that day okay what about the shower
12:29he needs a part but it's not ordinary so it could take a few days
12:33or a few weeks depending
12:36okay what do i do until then use mine
12:43merci for the shower
13:00la douche
13:00what
13:01the shower is la douche
13:03oh well i had a wonderful douche
13:09so how to invite somebody to a party
13:20here's what
13:21and it went like
13:23and it went like
13:23and it went like
13:40I'm not invited.
13:42Don't be sad.
13:43They only invite their close friends.
13:46That's it.
14:10I don't take such a simplistic view of men and women.
14:15That's very American.
14:16That's literally why I'm here.
14:18To bring an American point of view.
14:20You're more like the prude police.
14:22I'm just trying to imagine a social campaign
14:24that doesn't seem tone-deaf to the cultural moment.
14:27Honestly, I'm only worried about Antoine.
14:30Why don't you leave Antoine to me?
14:40Do you have any idea I'd put this on my desk?
14:55It wasn't me.
14:56Mine doesn't bend like that.
15:02I'm going out to lunch.
15:03A long lunch with wine.
15:05It's 11 a.m.
15:07Well, c'est la vie.
15:10Thou shalt always maintain a positive attitude.
15:15Thou shalt avoid workplace romances.
15:17You told French people this?
15:19No wonder they hate you.
15:20Oh, not just this.
15:21They disagree with everything I say.
15:24That's the French way.
15:25They're very disagreeable.
15:27But I'm an agreeable person.
15:28People like me.
15:29That's my strength.
15:30And here they just want to slap you.
15:32Exactly.
15:33I know.
15:34I can't believe I'm drinking before noon.
15:36It's okay.
15:36This is Sancerre.
15:37It's a breakfast wine.
15:38You know, I mean, even in French class this morning,
15:40I didn't get invited to Jean-Jacques's party.
15:42Uh, what an asshole.
15:43No, I mean, don't worry.
15:44He's not real.
15:45But, you know.
15:46You know what?
15:47The DuPonts are going to their country house this weekend.
15:50I'm going to throw you a dinner party at their apartment.
15:52Will they mind?
15:53Not that they don't know.
15:55Oh, and you can invite Sylvie.
15:57I can cook.
15:58Don't worry.
15:58I'll take care of everything.
15:59Je t'aime au passé.
16:06Je t'aime au présent.
16:12Je t'aime au futur.
16:15Je t'aime à tous les temps.
16:18Okay, that doesn't even make sense.
16:27It's a perfume commercial.
16:28It's not supposed to make sense.
16:30Deleur, a dream of beauty.
16:34So what do we think?
16:35Sexy or sexist?
16:37Oh, definitely sexy.
16:39I'm asking Emily.
16:41It doesn't matter what I think.
16:43It matters what your customer thinks.
16:46So why not let them make up their own minds?
16:48Put the commercial on Twitter with a poll, sexy or sexist?
16:52Get a conversation going.
16:54Let the world decide and make it part of your campaign.
16:58Sexy or sexist?
17:00Or maybe both?
17:03It's a little controversial.
17:08I like it.
17:12Well, finally, Emily, the reason to smile.
17:15Oui, another suggestion?
17:24No, an invitation.
17:27A friend is having a dinner for me and...
17:29Sorry, I'm busy.
17:31I didn't tell you when it is.
17:33Oh, whoops.
17:37Look, I know you haven't warmed up to me yet.
17:39But I promise you will if you get to know me.
17:42I don't want to get to know you.
17:44Okay, fine.
17:45Fine.
17:49Can I just ask why?
17:53Look.
17:55You come to Paris.
17:57You walk into my office.
17:59You don't even bother to learn the language.
18:01You treat the city like it's your amusement park.
18:04And after a year of food, sex, wine, and maybe some culture,
18:08you'll go back from where you came.
18:12So, perhaps we'll work together.
18:15But no.
18:16We won't be friends.
18:17It's tonight at 8.
18:23I'll email you the address.
18:24Amazing.
18:44Everyone, everyone, everyone.
18:46This is Emily.
18:47I thought you said it was just a few people.
18:49It's snowball.
18:49Emily is coming from Chicago to work in a marketing agency in Paris.
18:59Louise.
19:00Oh, you know what?
19:01Just get a drink.
19:02We're back.
19:04So.
19:04Hi.
19:06How do you like Paris?
19:07Jambuco.
19:08That's good.
19:09Oh, my God.
19:11Oh, my God.
19:12You're welcome to me.
19:13It's great.
19:14It's great.
19:14Oh, my God.
19:15But you're not a teacher?
19:16No, it's fine.
19:17I don't think about it.
19:17Oh, I'm sorry.
19:45I'm the American girl.
19:47Oh.
19:48Emily.
19:50Fabien.
19:53Very beautiful.
19:55No?
19:56Oui.
19:57J'aime beaucoup.
20:00And you're coming from?
20:02Chicago.
20:03Chicago.
20:04Visiting Paris?
20:05Working.
20:06A job.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Travaille-travaille.
20:09And you travail?
20:13Yes.
20:15Je suis...
20:16Peintre.
20:19Ah, artiste.
20:21No, pour les bâtiments.
20:24I'm sorry for my English.
20:26No, I'm sorry for my French.
20:30I like your smile.
20:32No, I like your...
20:35No, I like your...
20:38Tatouage.
20:39Tatouage.
20:40Tatouage.
20:45Yeah.
20:46I like the moon, the moon, I like the cobblestone, I like the oysters, and I like the lips, my lips,
21:12I like your eyes, it's yours, it's yours, I like your neck, my neck, and I like American pussy,
21:36excuse me, I like American pussy, and I'd really like to go home now, alone,
21:44I like theRead on your mouth, it's yours, it's yours, it's yours.
22:02What's up?
22:07Are you looking for my douche?
22:10What I'm really looking for is a drink and a friendly face to talk to.
22:18So how do you like Paris so far?
22:20Why does everyone keep asking me that question?
22:23It's not mine.
22:25Okay, here's my answer.
22:27I like Paris, but I'm not really sure Paris likes me.
22:29And maybe that's okay.
22:31I've spent my entire life wanting to be liked.
22:34That's a pretty miserable goal.
22:36Exactly.
22:37So, I'm going to give up trying.
22:40Well, there's just one problem.
22:42What's that?
22:44I like you.
23:01Hi, Madeline.
23:02Don't you ever sleep?
23:03No, I don't.
23:04I just want to let you know that your social impressions are up 200% since that Twitter poll went live.
23:09BuzzFeed and Jezebel linked to it in the States.
23:11Fantastic.
23:12But a lot of people don't like it.
23:14Did you send me over here to increase brand visibility or be liked?
23:17Honey, I think you can do both.
23:19Look, now that you're single, why don't you go find some of that French D?
23:22Actually, I'm on the hunt for one right now.
23:29So, here, it's not that it's bad, it's just that we don't see it.
23:32I don't see it.
23:33I believe you have an expression.
23:35Let the meat cake.
23:36Let the meat cake.
24:06We have a meeting for the Renault account.
24:11Exactly five minutes ago.
24:13I'll be right there.
24:15Who's that from?
24:17Nobody.
24:17Just a friend.
24:19Mm-hmm.
24:20Mm-hmm.
24:21Mm-hmm.
24:22Mm-hmm.
24:24Mm-hmm.
24:25Mm-hmm.
24:27Mm-hmm.
24:28Mm-hmm.
24:29Mm-hmm.
24:32Mm-hmm.
24:33Mm-hmm.
24:34Mm-hmm.
24:35Mm-hmm.
24:36Mm-hmm.
24:36Mm-hmm.
24:46Mm-hmm.
25:01Mm-hmm.
25:03Mm-hmm.
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