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00:00Today we're visiting my buddy Dave. He left the forest, moved to the suburbs, all of that stuff.
00:07Yeah, I gotta cross through here once a year. That's why people catch those blurry pics, Faye. Risky angle.
00:15Dave said the forest wasn't for him anymore. Said he needed a yard and a mailbox. Suburb stuff.
00:24Dave said he likes getting mail. Bro, I had squirrels deliver mine way faster.
00:29Anyways, his decision. Stealth mode activated. I forgot my hat and glasses. I'm fully exposed out here.
00:35If I go down, tell the squirrels I went bravely.
00:39Shh, we're cool, we're cool. I'm not here for your frisbee, I swear.
00:46One of us wears shirts now, but a fire, some fish, and sitting under the sky?
00:52That part's still real. It's been good. He said I could crash here, so.
00:57So, forest guest becomes backyard guest. Bigfoot out.
01:02What's good, chat? Today we're storm chasing.
01:05There's a tornado out here somewhere, and my curious ass wants to see it.
01:10God's out here throwing lightning, and I'm about to throw something else.
01:14I'm gonna take this laxative. I've been constipated for the past few days,
01:16so I think this is the perfect time to take it.
01:18Look at that, chat.
01:21That's a whole tornado.
01:23Tell the search party to bring wet wipes.
01:26Chat, this tornado is closer than I can see a nearby toilet.
01:30Wait, hold up. I think I see a portal potty.
01:32No, no, no, no, no.
01:38I'm about to dump myself.
01:41Meet Chester, retired racing champion.
01:44Been strutting around my property all fall, showing off.
01:47Today he's ready for his victory lap.
01:49All right, Chester's looking plump today.
01:52Gonna feed the whole crew tonight.
01:54Went out like a champion. Rest in peace, buddy.
01:56Gonna stuff him with some wild mushrooms and pine nuts.
02:01If it grows in my backyard, it's gourmet.
02:04Turkey's all about even heat.
02:07Rotate it slow, give it time, or you end up with dry breast meat.
02:11Nobody wants that.
02:12Found this honey from a tree last month.
02:15Gonna glaze him up real nice.
02:17Don't worry, I asked the bees first.
02:18They said, buzz off.
02:20All right, turkey's done.
02:22Time for the feast.
02:25He went out in style.
02:27Chester would be proud.
02:28Nothing like a quick dip after a big meal.
02:32Chester hit the spot.
02:33Had to wash down all that turkey.
02:37People wonder why I always cook for a crowd.
02:40Food tastes better when it's shared.
02:42That's just forest law.
02:44Keep seeing comments about a cabin tour.
02:46What do you think?
02:47Should we show them around?
02:48Yeah, maybe next week.
02:50Place needs work.
02:51Bigfoot out.
02:52Yeti and I just ate some mushrooms,
02:54and we're gonna go check out this place,
02:56the humans call the zoo.
02:58Wish us luck.
03:00Guys, these fucking mushrooms got me seeing all sorts of things,
03:02but I think Yeti is low-key on a different dimension.
03:04Dude is talking to the puddles on the ground and asking if they've seen his grandma.
03:08Guys, this is fucking nuts.
03:09I swear, I just saw two fish doing a fucking Fortnite emote,
03:12but I turned away for one second, and they disappeared.
03:15We're at the monkey exhibit,
03:17and I swear, every monkey in here is looking at us like we stole their fucking lunch.
03:21I think we need to get the fuck out of here.
03:23Guys, I just went to grab Yeti and me some grub real quick while he looked at the turtles,
03:27but when I came back, he was gone.
03:29I've been looking everywhere, but I can't find him anywhere.
03:31So a fan of mine just came up to me and said the Yeti was taken away by some zookeepers.
03:35Apparently, he was so geeked they thought he was an animal that escaped from their exhibit.
03:39I'm kind of pissed that I have to save Yeti instead of exploring the rest of the zoo,
03:43but he has my zins, and if I don't go save him now, that fucker will take all of them.
03:47Well, boys, I think we are in a pickle.
03:49I went to the zookeepers to explain the whole situation to get Yeti back,
03:53but they tased me and locked me up instead.
03:55Sup, losers. Welcome back to the channel.
03:56Got my boy Yeti with us, and today we are going caving.
03:59We've got a backpack full of booze and a flare for emergencies.
04:02Let's do this.
04:03Some of you guys keep asking me if I have a wife.
04:05Why the fuck would I want a wife when I have beer?
04:07Beer would never cheat on me with Jermaine.
04:09Fucking bitch.
04:11So, boys, there's a tight little crack,
04:13and I'm going to try squeezing it.
04:16And no, I'm not talking about Yeti's asshole.
04:21Boys, I'm fucking stuck, and I can't move.
04:23This is a fucking emergency.
04:25Yeti, shoot the flare gun.
04:27So, guys, we managed to escape.
04:29Yeti misfired the flare gun again, and it went into my ass crack.
04:33We almost died for no actual reason.
04:35What's up, you dumbass meat sticks?
04:37I'm back with Dipshit Deluxe,
04:38and today we're going to find out if bear spray actually works on us.
04:42Okay, Yeti, go ahead and spray it.
04:46Stop, stop.
04:47Yeti, stop.
04:48What the fuck, dude?
04:50Yeti, what the fuck, man?
04:52That shit hurts like hell.
04:54Guys, the bear spray definitely works on us.
04:56Do not try this at home.
05:00Yeti, where the fuck are you, man?
05:01It's your turn.
05:02You can run, but you can hide.
05:04Come on, Yeti.
05:05Don't be a sissy.
05:06Okay, Yeti, your turn.
05:08Rrrr!
05:11And Yeti is back to climb into a tree.
05:14This guy and his trees.
05:17I guess the spray doesn't work on that dumbass.
05:19Never mind.
05:20Yeti is tweaking like crazy.
05:22I think he is trying to diddy me.
05:25Yeti, what the fuck, man?
05:28Yeti is trying to diddy me.
05:31Shit, I need some help, dude.
05:33Yeti, what are you doing, man?
05:34What the fuck?
05:35What's up, you weak-ass humans?
05:37I was just chilling.
05:38Then I found this bright blue magic nugget.
05:40If I grow another arm after taking it, don't say I didn't warn ya.
05:43Cheers to human technology.
05:45Let's see what this bad boy unlocks.
05:47Worst case, I fart glitter.
05:52Hold up.
05:53Something's moving.
05:54Oh, no.
05:55Oh, hell no.
05:57Why is it pulsing?
05:59Stop standing up already.
06:01I'm begging you, man.
06:02I can't live like this.
06:05It's got its own heartbeat now.
06:07You used to sleep like a kitten.
06:09Now you're like a damn streetlight.
06:11And I miss you when you were gentle.
06:13I'm sorry I woke the demon inside ya.
06:15What the fuck is happening?
06:17I only took one.
06:18I didn't ask for this.
06:19I need water.
06:20I need mud.
06:21I need F-U-C-K-U, Viagra.
06:23All I wanted to do was piss.
06:25Now I'm babysitting Satan's glow stick.
06:34Hey, hey.
06:34This isn't what it looks like.
06:36I was just doing forest yoga.
06:39Hey, guys.
06:40It's Bruce.
06:40I'm currently on a mission to go save my boy, Yeti, from the cartel.
06:43He accidentally got with the boss's wife, and now the whole cartel is after him.
06:47If you guys didn't know, Yeti got captured by the cartel last time we went to Mexico, but
06:52he fit in so well there, they let him join.
06:54Yeti even sent me a few videos of himself the other day, and he was having a great time.
06:59This shit is lit as fuck.
07:01I get unlimited booger sugar, and it's all Latina women here.
07:07But I guess the Latina women made him make some bad decisions.
07:11I have a connection down here in Mexico.
07:12He used to be an old plug of mine, and he told me that he knows Yeti's current location.
07:18I have no fucking clue what my plan is, but my plug Scar has some military gear I can use,
07:23and hopefully a couple of Zins, because I am fainting hard.
07:26Scar here hooked me up with a couple packs of Zins, which is clutch as hell.
07:30I also was able to contact Yeti, and he just sent me a pin of the pickup location.
07:34Just met up with Yeti at the pin, but then we thought we should hit a lick on this stupid
07:37ass cartel before we got the fuck out of here, and take all of their Zins and booger sugar.
07:42Well, we made it back home.
07:43I think it's safe to say that we can't go to Mexico again anytime soon,
07:47but at least we have enough Zins and nose candy for the whole woods.
07:50We got the late night munchies, and Cane's is closed.
07:53But we ain't waiting.
07:54You know the drill.
07:55We are breaking in.
07:58This is too easy, bro.
07:59No way, this is the secret recipe?
08:02Bro, we're about to crack the code.
08:04All right, chat, we just found the secret Cane's sauce recipe.
08:08We're about to make history.
08:09We just found the motherlode.
08:13The sauce of legends.
08:15You know I like it late at night.
08:17Bro, this is the real deal.
08:19This toast got me feeling like I'm in Texas.
08:21Time to munch.
08:23This is going to change our lives.
08:28Fred, I can't lie, you cooked with this.
08:30So gassed.
08:34Maybe this is why all of George Strait's exes went to Texas.
08:37Where did all the Cane's sauce go?
08:46If you want the secret Cane's sauce recipe, comment the toast emoji.
08:50And comment where you'd like us to go next.
08:54What is up, chat?
08:55We are back, and today we are getting fucked up
08:58and are going to be drinking around the world at Epcot.
09:01Wish us luck.
09:02All right, we are here in Mexico.
09:04We got the first drinks.
09:05Let's give it a shot.
09:09Feeling amazing after the first drink, Yeti.
09:11How you feeling?
09:13I'm feeling amazing.
09:14Ready to fuck up this next drink.
09:17Second drink down the hatch.
09:18Let's go.
09:19Wow, that is amazing, chat.
09:25I'm not even going to lie, guys.
09:27I'm starting to feel this shit already.
09:29And we are only halfway through at America.
09:31God damn.
09:33I don't know how many more drinks I can have.
09:35I'm starting to see things.
09:37Don't be a wimp.
09:38We only got a couple more.
09:41This is the guy that was calling me a wimp,
09:43and he's just passed out from the drinks.
09:45And holy shit, what do I do, chat?
09:49All right, chat, that's going to wrap up the vlog.
09:51This guy's passed out, and I just threw up like three times,
09:54so I'll never be doing that again.
09:55But I'll catch y'all on the next vlog.
09:57What the fuck is up, chat?
09:58We are here in California.
09:59I was feeling pretty crazy, so I snagged us some Xenachinos.
10:02I'm going to pop some in and see how we feel.
10:03Yeah, chat, we turning up this trip.
10:05Holy fucking shit, y'all.
10:07Why did no one tell me you weren't supposed to eat the Zens?
10:09I can't stop fucking tweaking.
10:10I also need to find somewhere to take a massive shit.
10:12Wow, chat, that was insane.
10:15Feeling way better after that huge shit.
10:18And by the way, let me know in the comments
10:19what else y'all want to see us do.
10:21All right, chat, I'm back with these two bitches.
10:23Now we are getting in this thing called an Uber
10:24and heading to some streets
10:25where I guess there is some big fights breaking out,
10:27so we are going to check that out.
10:29Holy fucking shit, guys.
10:30This shit is crazy.
10:32Fuck this shit.
10:32We are getting out this bitch.
10:34Goddamn.
10:35Whose fucking plan was it to come to this shit?
10:37Holy shit, chat.
10:38We just ran for like 20 minutes.
10:41Now we are at this basketball stadium.
10:42I heard a famous person named LeBron plays here.
10:45Guys, we made it inside.
10:46I don't know if we are supposed to be here, but fuck it.
10:50Yeti, throw up a shot.
10:51Damn your ass.
10:53All right, chat, that is going to wrap up the California vlog.
10:56Next vlog, we are going to Paris, baby.
10:58Let's go.
10:59Make sure and stay tuned for that one, chat.
11:01Welcome to the Swiss Alps.
11:03May it is 12 degrees Celsius.
11:05Thin air, ice everywhere.
11:07I miss my cave.
11:09Today, I'm ice climbing.
11:12Alone.
11:13Because apparently, none of my friends do altitude.
11:17Yo, is that a goat?
11:19No fear.
11:20No rope.
11:21Just vibes.
11:23Bro probably does this for cardio.
11:25Survived.
11:26Barely.
11:27Next time, spa day in Zurich.
11:29No goats.
11:30No cliffs.
11:31Just cucumbers and towels.
11:33Ain't no way I fucking found Taco Bell.
11:36We eating good tonight, boys.
11:44What the fuck was in that taco?
11:46It's about to fuck.
11:47Come out.
11:49I need to find a place to shit.
11:51It's about to fucking come out.
11:52Why the fuck did I eat some random ass taco?
11:54I fucking found something.
12:01Oh, hell yeah.
12:03I'm taking a shit in there.
12:08Oh, that fucking felt great.
12:10Hope nobody lives in here.
12:12What the fuck was that?
12:16Guys, I just took a shit in a bear's cave.
12:18Oh, no.
12:19He's awake, Sid.
12:19I gotta fucking go.
12:21I didn't mean to take a shit.
12:23I thought the cave was empty.
12:24I have a family.
12:32I gotta stop eating Taco Bell in the woods.
12:34So they invited me to go skydiving today.
12:37Never done it before, but hey, how hard can it be?
12:40Just changing into my gear now if it survives.
12:42Okay, we're up here now.
12:44This felt like a better idea on the ground.
12:46Why is everyone so calm?
12:48I just learned how zippers work this morning.
12:50I don't want to do it.
12:52I don't want to do it.
12:53This is insane.
12:55I...
12:55Not bad.
12:59It's like hiking.
13:00Just vertical and way faster.
13:03No squirrels up here either.
13:05Kind of missed the squirrels though.
13:06Well, wasn't planning to move up here, but this tree's got potential.
13:11Good light, open concept, very squirrel accessible.
13:14Not gonna lie, I spent half the fall thinking I missed the ground.
13:17The other half, thinking how good it'll feel to walk again.
13:20Eight out of ten would maybe float again.
13:22Nothing like a peaceful walk after an exciting day.
13:25Lake's so calm compared to up there.
13:27Skydiving was cool, but this lake has never tried to kill me though.
13:30Back where I belong.
13:32Missed my roommate here.
13:33Let me know what I should do next.
13:35Thanks also for the support lately.
13:37Bigfoot out.
13:38Guys, I've been thinking, every time I try to join society and kind of, you know, get out
13:43of my comfort zone, y'all call it a sighting and run.
13:47Holy smokes.
13:50She's big.
13:51Not too big for me though.
13:52Is this a wood?
13:56I mean, damn, it's the size of my finger.
14:00Ow, hell no.
14:01Tastes skunky.
14:02Alright guys, day one of the coastal boat build.
14:05I know it's looking a little like I microdosed and saw the blueprints in the sky, but trust
14:09me, this thing's gonna float probably.
14:11How many of my viewers are from Florida?
14:13Woo, woo, woo.
14:14I'm on the way.
14:15Save some baggie for me.
14:17Let's get lit.
14:18Got some bad weather coming in, boys.
14:22Might be cooked.
14:24Damn.
14:26We're all good boys.
14:28I got enough beer in me to riz some mermaids if need me.
14:31Why, ee, ha, ha.
14:33Woo.
14:34Boys, that was life or death in the last clip.
14:37I was pretty zapped.
14:38We're almost there guys.
14:40Let's go.
14:42Man, ever since they made Yeti Foreman, this shop gone straight to hell.
14:46This motherfucker geeked off the booger sugar 24-7.
14:49God damn it.
14:52I fucking hate TIG welding.
14:54This shit never goes right.
14:55Holding the torch is like trying to pinch my old lady's nipples with oven mitts on.
15:00This shop work is killing me.
15:02I'd rather be out on the rigs, you know?
15:04Real work.
15:05You sure you know what you're doing, fuck face?
15:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:10It's out.
15:10We don't need the manual.
15:12God damn it.
15:13What the fuck, Greg?
15:14Fuck this shop, boys.
15:15I'm off to the oil rigs.
15:17Geeked up off the booger sugar.
15:19Time to make real money and lay some fucking dimes.
15:22We made it, boys.
15:23The oil rigs.
15:25Big money, big welds.
15:27And a fuck ton more ways to get geeked.
15:29Oh, yeah, look at that.
15:34It ain't summer without the smell of peaches.
15:37Today, we're baking up peach cobbler right on the fire.
15:40Sweet, crisp, and hot.
15:45First thing, melt down a whole stick old butter right in your skillet.
15:51That's your foundation.
15:52Now toss your peaches with sugar, cinnamon, and lemon juice.
15:59Just enough to get them syrupy.
16:01For your batter, start with flour, white sugar, brown sugar, and a good pinch of cinnamon.
16:09Now pour in your milk and a little of vanilla.
16:13Stir just till it's smooth.
16:14Don't overdo it.
16:16Pour that batter right in your butter.
16:18Then lay them peaches on top, but don't stir it none.
16:21Let it bake real slow.
16:23When it smells like brown sugar and sunshine, she's done.
16:30Whoo, look at that.
16:32She's bubbling, golden, and smelling like a Georgia summer.
16:36I'd like to thank y'all for all the support.
16:39Comment down below what y'all want me to cook up next.
16:44What's up, Gooners?
16:45I'm back here today trying to catch my dinner.
16:48I've got a cooler full of baffles back at the crib,
16:50so let's get this shit.
16:53I've got all my gear here,
16:54and let's see if I can get one of the fuckers.
16:57Oh shit, almost forgot.
16:58My zins.
17:00Holy shit, this bitch is massive.
17:02This is going to feed me for like two days.
17:04Let me get back to the crib,
17:05crack a cold one, and get this baby cooking.
17:09Alrighty boys, this sucker is going to smack.
17:12What's up, you fuckers in?
17:26Me and this fucker just found this big ass bottle.
17:29I think it's water.
17:32This shit tastes gas.
17:34Best water I've ever tasted.
17:35I feel like I could go run a fucking marathon.
17:43Just built this fucking boat.
17:46Yeti hasn't done a fucking thing, bro.
17:48I was fucking sloshed.
17:51Boys, I forgot to build the boat by the water,
17:53so now we just have a boat in the middle of the woods.
17:56We're going to do a challenge,
18:01see who can hold their breath longer.
18:03This asshole thinks he can beat me.
18:07Damn, Yeti's been under there for like an hour.
18:10He might actually beat me.
18:22How the fuck did I end up here?
18:24Would you ever cheat on your partner?
18:26Cheat on Jake.
18:27Honey, have you seen these abs?
18:28Plus he's got like 500k followers.
18:30I'm not stupid.
18:31She keeps me motivated, bro.
18:32Why would I mess that up?
18:33Would you ever cheat on your partner?
18:34Of course.
18:35I'm only with him for the money, darling.
18:37Would you ever cheat on your partner?
18:38My dear, the only thing I'm committed to cheating on
18:40is my diet.
18:41I already do cheat with him.
18:44Would you ever cheat on your partner?
18:45Would I cheat?
18:46Look, I didn't build a multi-million dollar portfolio
18:48by making stupid decisions.
18:50Would you ever cheat on your boyfriend?
18:51Cheat on Kevin.
18:52Are you kidding?
18:53This man makes me laugh every single day
18:55and it is I am.
18:56Would you ever cheat on your partner?
18:57Of course I'd cheat.
18:58I'm only with him for the money.
18:59But he knows that.
19:00At least he's honest.
19:01That's worth paying for.
19:02Would you ever cheat on your partner?
19:03Would you ever cheat on your partner?
19:05Yes.
19:05Some days I like women.
19:07Some days I like men.
19:07What the fuck?
19:09Would you ever cheat on your girlfriend?
19:10Cheat on me more?
19:11I'd rather die.
19:12We've been through hell and back together.
19:13Would you ever cheat on your girlfriend?
19:14We're building something beautiful together.
19:15Why would I destroy that for a moment of weakness?
19:17Would you ever cheat on your partner?
19:19Cheating?
19:19Too much work.
19:20Not enough satisfaction.
19:22We've built something strong.
19:23No need to look elsewhere.
19:24Would you ever cheat on your partner?
19:26Yes.
19:27I would cheat on him every day.
19:28That's my girl.
19:30All right, boys.
19:31I think the locals are on to us.
19:33Fred saw a Subaru with binoculars in the cup holder.
19:37Whoever's in that Subaru had this around their neck.
19:40That's Fred's chain.
19:42I swear.
19:43Based on nothing, I'm 90% sure he went that way.
19:46I can smell Cool Mint Zin and Mountain Dew.
19:48He's close.
19:48Get down, boy.
19:49Boys, we just found New Balance tracks in a Zin.
19:53Tread's still fresh.
19:55They're close.
19:58Oh, boy.
19:59There they are.
19:59Get down.
20:01Boys, I think they ditched the car.
20:03They got rid of their empty Zin cans literally right here.
20:06I'm so down bad.
20:07It's right over there, boys.
20:08If Fred's chain is in there, we making that our getaway vehicle, too.
20:12I ain't walking back to the crib.
20:19Boy, it was actually in there.
20:22They was rocking Fred drip like it was their grandmas.
20:26Hopefully, they aren't watching us right now.
20:28This car is trash.
20:29Bro, we better get out of here.
20:32Drop 100 emoji if you made it this far.
20:34Bigfoot boys out.
20:37Hell yeah, boys.
20:39Running this bead like it owes me money.
20:41This weld's so good, it could make a blind man squint.
20:45Holy fuck.
20:46This gap's tighter than two fat dudes 69ing in a phone booth.
20:50Ain't no way a root's going in there.
20:52My boy Greg gave me this.
20:53Called Muho Meds.
20:55It's supposed to chill me out.
20:56Hopefully, it works.
20:57Jesus Christ, I'm tweaking.
21:01Boys, I just tried that Muho Meds.
21:03Now the cranes are talking to me.
21:04Swear to God, I heard the pipe say,
21:06Weld me, Daddy.
21:08Holy shit, boys.
21:09I'm actually so fried right now.
21:10I hope this bitch-ass inspector don't catch me.
21:12If so, we're cooked.
21:13All right, fuckers.
21:15Time to straighten up and get back to stack in dimes.
21:18All these pussies wish they had the balls to come out here and do this real work.
21:22All right, boys.
21:23That's it for me laying this big hairy ass down.
21:26Twelve hours of welding.
21:27No booger sugar left.
21:28I'm done.
21:29Night-night, fuckers.
21:30Today, we're in Verdansk.
21:32Trying to see if I can get me a win, boys.
21:34I keep getting all these shitty-ass fucking guns.
21:44Motherfucker.
21:48Boys, where the f*** am I?
21:53What is happening?
22:00We're back, motherf***ers!
22:03F***.
22:04I'm not dying again, boys.
22:12Oh, my God.
22:15These motherf***ers are done for.
22:24I see you, motherf***er!
22:26Did I miss it?
22:40Do you have a huzz in the forest?
22:43Not really.
22:44Closest was a squirrel, but she ghosted me during acorn season.
22:47Do I pay taxes?
22:49Like, I tried to file once, but the IRS was all, Bigfoot ain't a legal name, fam.
22:54And my cave?
22:55Not a valid addy.
22:56Do I have any hobbies?
22:58Rock collecting, bird watching, and professional lurking.
23:01And I'm really good at the lurking part.
23:04Do I believe in aliens?
23:06Bruh, believe in them?
23:07I owe one money.
23:09We play cards every Tuesday.
23:11No cap.
23:12My advice for staying in shape?
23:14Walk everywhere.
23:15Eat organic.
23:16And occasionally chase tourists for cardio.
23:19It's a lifestyle.
23:20What's my skincare routine?
23:22Rainwater, pine sap, weekly mud masks.
23:26It's that all-natural glow.
23:28What's the worst thing about being famous?
23:30Ugh, it's people always trying to get these blurry pics.
23:32Like, it's 2025, your phone camera should be way more bussing.
23:35Low-key insulting.
23:36Alright, that's enough questions for today.
23:39My PR team says I need a nap.
23:41Smash that follow button.
23:43Bet.
23:44Like I promised, we're finally going to check out that pyramid.
23:48That thing looks like it's been here for thousands of years.
23:52That water dripping, and it's freezing the moment it hits the floor.
23:55This feels like straight up Indiana Jones.
23:57Just no snake.
23:58Look at this wall.
23:59These markings.
24:00Do you see that?
24:01Oh, man.
24:02That's not a rock.
24:03That's a body.
24:04A real body.
24:06Wait, what is that?
24:08You touched it?
24:13Alright, guys.
24:14We're on our way out now.
24:15That was seriously one of the weirdest things I've seen.
24:18Bigfoot?
24:19Huh?
24:19You okay?
24:20Biggeron who?
24:21Say something.
24:25Hey, guys.
24:27I seriously don't know where I am.
24:29I think this is a ship.
24:31Like...
24:31An alien ship.
24:32I'm not kidding.
24:36You've seen things you were never meant to see.
24:38It is done.
24:39Your memories are erased.
24:41You are free to leave.
24:43Next time.
24:44Be careful where you wander.
24:45Dude, I feel like I've got the worst hangover.
24:48Yeah.
24:48I seriously don't remember what happened yesterday.
24:50Like, nothing.
24:51Did we party in a cave or get abducted by...
24:53Bro, I'm on two upper deckers and a mua blaster.
24:56I just solved gravity.
24:58The moon's fake.
24:59Birds are cops.
25:00I am the forest.
25:01Okay.
25:02Okay.
25:02I just licked moss and now I understand taxes.
25:06Wait.
25:06Do trees pay rent?
25:08Listen.
25:10I'm not Bigfoot anymore.
25:11I'm Big Truth.
25:12I just debated a raccoon about capitalism and lost.
25:17I just talked to a tree named Greg.
25:19He gave me life advice and his social security number.
25:24Greg says I'm ready.
25:25I need more upper deckers.
25:27I know there's a tin out here.
25:29I can smell the wintergreen.
25:31Show yourself Zen Wizard.
25:32Whatever.
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