Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 6

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6/12/2025

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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...

00:03I know why my mom killed herself.

00:05Secrets were revealed.

00:06This is getting really weird. I think we should go to the police.

00:09Relationships got complicated.

00:10Mama Solis, what are you doing here?

00:12Do you think she's cheating on you?

00:13I think so.

00:14I'll take care of it.

00:15We got a call? Something about a break-in?

00:17I thought I'd seen a lot on the job, but this is something else.

00:19And the mystery...

00:20Zach, why did you do this?

00:22I don't know.

00:23...deepened.

00:24Zach?

00:30Suburbia is a battleground, an arena for all forms of domestic combat.

00:37Husbands clash with wives, and parents cross swords with children.

00:41But the bloodiest battles often involved women and their mothers-in-law.

00:47The war for control of Carlos began the night he proposed,

00:50and Gabrielle had been losing ground to Juanita ever since.

00:54From the prenuptial agreement, which she reluctantly signed,

00:59to the selection of wedding music she despised.

01:06To the color of the house paint she hadn't wanted,

01:11Gabrielle had suffered one defeat after another.

01:15And now that Juanita suspected her daughter-in-law of having an affair,

01:20it had become increasingly apparent in this war...

01:23Mrs. Solis, I'll be at the market.

01:26...no prisoners would be taken.

01:28Thank you, Yael Lynn.

01:31I don't see why you have her.

01:34It's a big house. I need help.

01:37It's only called help when you do some of the work yourself.

01:41I supervise.

01:44You pay her $300 a week.

01:47Mm-hmm.

01:48That's $15,000 a year.

01:50Carlos, you always say how you're not putting away enough for retirement.

01:54You know, baby, it would be a good idea if we cut back on expenses.

01:57You expect me to take care of this place all by myself?

02:00Other women manage.

02:01Mm-hmm.

02:02Mm-hmm.

02:03Mm-hmm.

02:04Mm-hmm.

02:05Mm-hmm.

02:06Mm-hmm.

02:07Mm-hmm.

02:08Mm-hmm.

02:09Mm-hmm.

02:10That's nice.

02:11Mm-hmm.

02:12You like that?

02:13Oh, yeah.

02:14Mm-hmm.

02:15Mm-hmm.

02:16Mm-hmm.

02:17Mm-hmm.

02:18Mm-hmm.

02:20Mm-hmm.

02:21That's nice.

02:23Mm-hmm.

02:24You like that?

02:25Oh, yeah.

02:26Mm-hmm.

02:27God, I'm gonna miss this Carlos.

02:31Mm-hmm.

02:32Mm-hmm.

02:33Mm-hmm.

02:34What are you doing?

02:35Well, since I'm gonna have to be doing the cooking and the cleaning and all the shopping like

02:40shopping like the other wives. I want to be exhausted at night, just like all of the other

02:45wives. Until I build up my stamina, of course. That might take a couple of years.

03:01Sadly for Juanita, she had ignored the first rule of war.

03:05Good morning, Carlos.

03:06I made stays.

03:10Never underestimate your enemy.

03:12Good morning.

03:15Good morning.

03:17Good morning.

03:18Good morning.

03:19Good morning.

03:20Good morning.

03:25¶¶

03:53Of the many suburban rituals, none is quite so cherished as the neighborhood yard sale.

04:00The shoppers come to sift through the discarded belongings of someone they don't really know,

04:04in hopes of finding bargains they don't really need.

04:08Each so determined to save a few pennies, they often miss hidden treasures.

04:17Hey, Paul.

04:19Hi, Susan.

04:20I've got to say, I was a little surprised to see Mary Alice's award for sale.

04:24She got it for doing charity work from the Chamber of Commerce.

04:26Zach and I are moving. We don't need to carry any more with us, and it is absolutely necessary.

04:30That makes sense.

04:32Still, I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to keep it for Zach.

04:35Something to remember his mother by.

04:37Zach doesn't need a piece of glass to remember his mother.

04:40I'm out of newspaper.

04:42Here.

04:42Let's call it ten bucks for everything.

04:45Great.

04:46Speaking of Zach, haven't seen him around lately.

04:50He's been a bit depressed.

04:51I thought he could use a change of scenery, so I sent him to stay with relatives.

04:54Oh, which ones?

04:55You don't know them.

04:58So how'd you get the fat lip?

04:59The usual way.

05:01Asking too many questions.

05:02Did you find out where Zach is?

05:11No, but I can tell you this much.

05:12He's not staying with relatives.

05:14It's driving me crazy, Mama.

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