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  • 6/12/2025
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03The boys are in my class because I'm the only teacher who can handle them.
00:07We may no longer be able to accommodate them.
00:09Ultimatums were made.
00:11She used this to kill herself. Why would you keep it?
00:14Questions were asked.
00:15Are you okay? I think he's hiding something.
00:18And lots of evidence was uncovered.
00:22Exactly what is it you hired me to do?
00:24Someone sent that note to my wife, and I need to know who.
00:27Do you like Alfred Hitchcock?
00:29I found it in the ruins of Edie's home.
00:31I found it under a bed. It's not mine.
00:33Talk about dirty laundry.
00:41Every neighborhood has a woman like Alberta Fromm.
00:44And every woman like Mrs. Fromm has a cat.
00:48When she traveled, Mrs. Fromm would arrange for friends to look after her beloved pet.
00:54This time, however, she was forced to ask her neighbor, Susan Meyer.
01:00Mrs. Fromm liked Susan, but it was common knowledge on Wisteria Lane where Susan Meyer went.
01:06Bad luck was sure to follow.
01:08Her misfortunes ranged from the commonplace, to the unusual, to the truly bizarre.
01:22As she waved goodbye, she worried that Susan's streak of bad luck would continue.
01:28For that matter, so did her cat.
01:36Mr. Whiskers!
01:38Dinner time!
01:39Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
01:43That's weird.
01:45Cats can't open drawers, can they?
01:47Are you sure you didn't leave them open this morning?
01:49No way.
01:51Wow.
01:52Do you think somebody broke in?
01:58Mr. Whiskers!
01:59Mr. Whiskers!
02:00Mr. Whiskers!
02:01Mr. Whiskers!
02:02Mr. Whiskers!
02:03Here kitty, kitty, kitty!
02:04Here kitty!
02:05Here kitty!
02:10Mr. Whiskers!
02:12Though she didn't know it at the time, Susan's luck had finally started to change.
02:20For more months, Amy!
02:21We've kept a liqueasy from Bl veg iz poultry and director Kim,
02:26Tom.
02:28Mr. Whiskers!
02:30Mr. Whiskers!
02:31Mr. Quizers!
02:33Mr. Whiskers!
02:35Mr.Twitter,
02:37Mr. puisquers!
02:39For more he's the most effective record of Christmas,
02:42Mr. Whiskers!
02:43News that an intruder had breached the security of Wisteria Lane spread like wildfire.
03:04At a neighborhood watch meeting the next night, residents voiced their concerns over the increasing dangers their community faced.
03:10Mrs. Ida Greenberg announced someone was looking through her bathroom window whenever she took a shower.
03:17Bob Fisk warned those present that an unnamed government agency was listening in on their phone conversations.
03:24Helen Vail spoke of a ruthless local teenage gang that had egged her minivan.
03:30The evening concluded with Officer Thompson offering safety tips and a plan of action.
03:37An opportunity you have some control over. So you can sign up for either daily or nightly patrols.
03:43I know that might seem like overkill, but I guarantee regular surveillance will deter even the most determined criminal.
03:49So are there any other questions? All right then. Let's be careful out there.
03:57Actually, I do have a question. Do you have a second?
03:59Sure. How can I help?
04:00Um, I'm the one who discovered the break-in, and I think I found some evidence.
04:04Evidence?
04:05I think this is a screwdriver left behind by the burglar, and I didn't touch it.
04:10Well, why didn't you give this to the investigating officers?
04:12I tried, and they sort of laughed at me, because apparently nothing was taken from Mrs. Fromm's house.
04:17Well, I apologize for that. That was totally unprofessional.
04:21So you think it should be dusted for prints?
04:23Yes, and I'll make sure it gets done.
04:26Great.
04:26Guys.
04:36Boys, stop it. Go to bed.
04:39But we're not tired.
04:40Well, at least go upstairs.
04:42We want to play.
04:43Come on.
04:44Give me.
04:44Go, go, go.
04:46Give me.
04:47Go.
04:48Go, go.
04:49Bye-bye.
04:50Go, I want them.
04:52Give me them.
04:52Give me them.
04:53I want them.
04:54So why were you sitting with Mike tonight?
04:56I thought you two were becoming an item.
04:58I sort of thought so, too.
04:59Giving a lot of mixed signals.
05:01I'll tell you who wasn't giving mixed signals was that sexy Officer Thompson.
05:04He was staring at you all night.
05:06Did you notice that?
05:07Honey, trust me.
05:07When they're not staring at me, I notice.

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