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00:00Oh, can I, can I fold the pocket square?
00:10Yeah.
00:15Yeah.
00:16Hi, Josh, it's Geoffrey.
00:18Oh, hey, Geoffrey.
00:20Hi, Geoffrey.
00:21It's been ages.
00:22Yeah, hi, how are you, how are you, how are you doing?
00:25Yeah, good.
00:27Yeah, good.
00:28Good.
00:30Yeah.
00:30Hey, did you want to get dinner?
00:32Uh, dinner?
00:33Yes, sure.
00:34When, when were you thinking?
00:35When are you free?
00:36Me, I mean, I'm free.
00:38You know, just generally free, like across the board.
00:40Uh, tonight?
00:40What about tonight?
00:41Tonight, yeah, that's soon.
00:43Um, what do you want to eat?
00:45I don't mind.
00:46No, no, what is that?
00:47It's a special occasion.
00:48He needs a formal headpiece.
00:49No, the tiara's for Grace.
00:50Oh, he looks so glamorous.
00:51No, Tom, it doesn't make any sense.
00:53Josh, is this about time?
00:54No, no, sorry.
00:55My friends are trying to dress John like a girl.
00:57Um, sorry, what is that?
00:58You don't mind?
00:58Of course you mind.
00:59Okay, you're picky about food.
01:00You're the guy that minds.
01:02No, no, no, I really, I eat all kinds of strange things now.
01:04Like, I really like eggplant.
01:06Well, of course you do.
01:07It's delicious.
01:07Eggplant is delicious.
01:09You should have listened to me when I told you it was delicious.
01:11Okay, um, just, just text me where.
01:14See you tonight?
01:14Okay.
01:15One, two, one, two, two, four.
01:18Yeah, I'll be fine, yeah.
01:25Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:27Oh, the good Lord knows it.
01:28Oh, the good Lord knows it.
01:31I left better behind, I'll be fine.
01:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:37Make my mama turn another blind.
01:39Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:41I left better behind, I'll be fine.
01:44Ah, what is that?
01:47It's prison tats.
01:49Careful, mate, she might shiv you.
01:50Yeah, she might shiv you.
01:52What's going on?
01:53Your son has graffiti, our daughter.
01:55Oh, bloody hell.
01:57Josh, why would you think this is a good idea?
02:00Don't blame me, man.
02:01You're her dad.
02:02You should have brought her up, right?
02:03Then she wouldn't have gone into this mess.
02:05Will it come off?
02:05Yeah, it's just eyebrow pencil, right?
02:07If she gets a rash, I will kill you.
02:10Seriously, I will kill you, Josh, to death.
02:12Cheers.
02:13All right.
02:16What?
02:17It's just eyebrow pencil, all right?
02:18We had fun.
02:19It's important.
02:19It's important sometimes to have, like, a good time.
02:22Do you remember that?
02:22Why do you have an eyebrow pencil?
02:25To draw a prison tats.
02:28Hello.
02:28Can you get the bag ready?
02:31I really don't need this today, Josh.
02:32I'll come in and clean her up.
02:34Oh, no, no, no.
02:34Just leave so that we can get it done.
02:37I can get it done, though.
02:38Please, Josh, just go.
02:40I thought that is not an Australian convict.
02:44I mean, this has been fun.
02:46Don't you think?
02:48This has been good.
02:49Right?
02:52Oh, wow, Arnold.
02:56Hi.
02:57Um, hi, Josh.
02:59This is the hospital where your mom's at.
03:00Yeah, I didn't realize.
03:01I'm sorry.
03:02No, it's the...
03:03How are you...
03:03What are you getting?
03:05You don't have to pretend like you didn't just run into me in a psychiatric hospital.
03:08Yeah, no.
03:09I just thought maybe we would start at, like, candy bars and walk our way up to why you're...
03:15My parents were just worried about me, and it's easier to just come here than to convince them I'm okay.
03:20Yeah, are you okay?
03:22Not really.
03:22No?
03:24Yikes.
03:29Did you just buy raisins?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Who are you?
03:33Come on.
03:35Guys.
03:36Ah.
03:37There's Arnold.
03:38Arnold.
03:38Ah, Hannah.
03:40Rose, that's my mum.
03:41Ginger.
03:41And what are you in for, then?
03:43Um, just anxiety stuff.
03:45Anxiety stuff?
03:46What's that?
03:47What happened?
03:47I just, um, breakdowning stuff.
03:50I stopped showering and smiling like a teenage boy.
03:53Yeah.
03:54I wasn't that kind of a teenager.
03:56Me neither.
03:58Hannah?
03:59Hannah?
04:00What about you?
04:01You've never told me.
04:02I had a breakdown.
04:03I know that.
04:04Is there anything interesting about this breakdown?
04:06I mean, what happened?
04:08It's quite public.
04:09In a supermarket.
04:10Supermarket?
04:12Self-service checkout.
04:13What happened in the supermarket?
04:14Did you steal something?
04:16Are you a kleptomania?
04:16You know, I just couldn't work out what kind of tuna to buy.
04:19Tuna?
04:20Are you in here because of tuna?
04:22There's just so many different types.
04:24No, there isn't.
04:26Brine, oil, spring water, chunky tuna, sandwich tuna, mayonnaise, dolphin-killing tuna, salsa.
04:33Salmon.
04:34Why don't you just eat salmon?
04:35You're a maniac.
04:36I just lost it.
04:38I started crying.
04:39I was expecting more drama.
04:40You're not a maniac.
04:41You're a dickhead.
04:42What do you guys think about this shirt and this jacket together?
04:47Pretty gay.
04:48Yeah, sure.
04:49But is that like a problem?
04:50I think it's pretty good.
04:51Yeah.
04:52It's fun.
04:53Yeah, it's fun.
04:53Right?
04:53That's what I want to look fun.
04:54I want to look like a fun, nice guy.
04:56Um, are you going to trim your pubes?
04:57No.
04:58Tell me.
04:58No, I don't do that, okay?
04:59It's not for me.
05:00You've got to trim your pubes, man.
05:01No.
05:02Actually, I don't.
05:03Okay?
05:04I don't have any body hair.
05:05My pubic hair is very important to me.
05:07Have you ever tried it?
05:08Yeah, once.
05:09And I promise it's not good.
05:11It's not like a giant.
05:12Toddler.
05:12I mean, I just really think you need to do something with your pubes.
05:15Yeah, just make them neat.
05:16Then you can show him how good you've got at sex.
05:18There is no chance he got good at sex.
05:20All right.
05:20I'm trying to be supportive.
05:21I'm sure he's lovely at it.
05:29Hi.
05:30Oh, hi.
05:31Josh, I need you to tell us everything you did to Grace.
05:34We are not angry, Josh.
05:36Grace is sick.
05:37Oh, no.
05:38Okay.
05:38What's wrong with her?
05:39Her poo is purple.
05:40Did you do anything else weird with her?
05:43We won't be angry.
05:45Yeah, you said.
05:45I just really don't think I did anything that would make her poo purple.
05:49Oh, no.
05:50No, no, no.
05:52I think it's okay for her to be purple.
05:53I think baby's poo is different colors sometimes.
05:55Your poo was never purple.
05:57Oh, yeah.
05:58I think the only color you need to worry about is white.
06:00How do you know so much about poo?
06:02It's white in an episode of Weeds.
06:03I'm not taking advice from a TV show about pot.
06:06No.
06:07Come on, Josh.
06:07I need you to keep thinking about this.
06:09Okay.
06:10Yeah.
06:10Do you need me to do anything to help or anything?
06:12No, no, no, no.
06:13You've done quite enough.
06:14Just did not do anything to make her poo purple.
06:16Well, how'd it go?
06:27No, it was bad.
06:28It was really bad.
06:30No, I do not know what I was doing.
06:31I was lost down there.
06:33They're all spiky.
06:34They feel gross.
06:35It's all you're from janitors.
06:36You want them to be, like, soft and safe and welcoming and minor sharp.
06:40Wait, did you?
06:41You didn't use my clippers.
06:43No.
06:44You don't own clippers?
06:45No.
06:47Josh.
06:48Yes, Thomas?
06:49Did you trim your pubic hair with my beard trimmer?
06:51Yeah.
06:53I don't understand.
06:56What?
06:56What is it?
06:57Why did you send me a picture of your penis?
06:59Oh, no.
07:00And a message inviting me over so that you can, according to this, fuck my face off?
07:05Whoa.
07:07Because I'm already here, so...
07:08Yeah.
07:09Why can't you just fuck her face off right now?
07:10Why are you making her come back later?
07:11Is that a thing?
07:12People, like, having their face fucked off?
07:15Can someone just tell me who this was meant for?
07:17Do you have a girlfriend?
07:18No, no.
07:19I don't have a girlfriend.
07:20Definitely don't have a girlfriend.
07:21I'm so confused.
07:22So, who was this meant for?
07:24Oh, it was meant for someone else.
07:26I get it.
07:26Okay, yeah, it was meant for somebody else.
07:28Neve!
07:28It was meant for Neve!
07:29Okay, obviously this is bad, but please don't think this is a big deal.
07:35A big deal?
07:36Okay, this is a lot, isn't it?
07:39You're sending this horrible photo and I'm just sitting here.
07:43It really is a horrible photo.
07:45I feel like it's threatening me.
07:46It is a lot, right?
07:48Yeah.
07:49It's time you were in a dark place.
07:50You were in a dark, dark place.
07:53When did you even take the picture?
07:55A few weeks ago.
07:56What?
07:57So you've just got it on file in case of emergency?
07:59He's very proud.
08:00I didn't want to send it.
08:02I wasn't into it.
08:03I just, she sent me a picture and I thought it would be rude to not reply.
08:09Yeah, Jenny, who was just being polite.
08:13I mean, I don't mind if you want to have sex with other girls.
08:17We just started seeing each other.
08:19But like right next to me, like you didn't even bother to go to the bathroom.
08:23Yeah, because Josh was shaving his pubes.
08:26And then you didn't even send it right.
08:28It's almost adorable.
08:30Yeah, it's adorable.
08:32Yeah, it's good.
08:33Go with that.
08:40That's it?
08:41Is that the end of the fight?
08:43Yeah.
08:44Okay, well, I have to go.
08:46Good luck.
08:47Thank you.
08:48Thomas, you should marry her.
08:50I think I might.
08:50Good evening.
08:54Well, Niamh will be feeling let down now that she won't be getting her face fucked off.
08:59No, she never got the text.
09:05You're worried now because you never replied to her message, aren't you?
09:10No, it's fine.
09:12I'll leave it.
09:13Yeah.
09:13Probably best to just leave her.
09:18So bored.
09:20Okay.
09:21Yes.
09:22Why can't we play a game or something?
09:24One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, six, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten.
09:54Why are we all the sneaking around?
09:57Oh, right.
09:58Oh, we're playing I'm sick.
10:01Yeah.
10:02Do you want to play?
10:03Of course I bloody do.
10:04Come on.
10:08Nineteen.
10:09Prime number.
10:11Twenty.
10:13That's here.
10:13Yes, yes, yes.
10:14Oh, there's spiders in here.
10:26No, there's no spiders in here.
10:28Oh.
10:32Oh.
10:33What's up?
11:01Did you let her near any crayons?
11:03No.
11:04Right, so she couldn't have eaten a crayon?
11:05No.
11:06Don, she doesn't have any teeth.
11:08Okay, thanks, bye.
11:10No crayon?
11:11No.
11:17When did you shave your head?
11:20I don't remember.
11:21A while ago.
11:22Looks good.
11:25So what have you been up to?
11:26Uh, in the last year, like in the entire year?
11:30Yeah.
11:31Lots of things.
11:33Like what?
11:34Uh, I got into the habit of flossing every day,
11:36every single day.
11:37I finished a roll of floss.
11:38Can you imagine?
11:39I've never flossed, so.
11:42Did you know that I can attach my eyebrow to my nose?
11:44No.
11:45No, you want to see it?
11:46Sure.
11:46Yeah.
11:48Boom.
11:49That's gross.
11:53I'm also really good at balancing spoons on my nose, so.
12:04Wow.
12:04Yeah.
12:05I could do this forever.
12:07A day to do it until the meal comes.
12:08No sweat.
12:09That's not a problem.
12:10Okay.
12:11Hey, why aren't we friends anymore?
12:18I don't know.
12:19Don't be dismissive.
12:21You know.
12:22Joy.
12:22Yeah, you know the answer.
12:24You would have told Tom the answer.
12:26What did you say to Tom about it?
12:27No, I don't know.
12:30What does it matter anyway?
12:31We're here now.
12:32About to have parmigiana.
12:33Mm-mm.
12:34Delicious.
12:35I'm daily having this spoon on my nose.
12:37Is it because without sex, you're not that interested in it?
12:41No, I don't know.
12:42Is it because I rejected you?
12:43Did I bruise your ego?
12:45Do I have an ego?
12:46Yeah, you do, actually.
12:48Do I?
12:51Thank you.
12:56She didn't seem as impressed as I was hoping.
12:59I really wanted to be friends.
13:02Are you having a bad time?
13:03I feel like maybe you're having a bad time.
13:05No.
13:06I'm sorry.
13:06I shouldn't have ordered it.
13:07No, it's fine.
13:08Obviously, you have things you want to talk about.
13:10No, I'm being too intense.
13:15OK.
13:18Look, there is something I want to tell you.
13:21Yeah?
13:22I just feel a bit uncomfortable telling you because you've got this sprin on your nose.
13:26All right.
13:27I will take it off.
13:29Ha!
13:30Ha!
13:30Got you.
13:31You've been punked.
13:32Oh, damn it, I've been toots punked.
13:34Yes.
13:34Do you have a boyfriend?
13:42No.
13:43No.
13:44No?
13:44No boyfriend.
13:46Not for me.
13:48Unlovable.
13:48Would you still have come tonight, even if you did?
13:50Jeffo, you're being intense again.
13:51OK?
13:52I don't know why things happen the way they happened.
13:54I promise you, I'm just not paying that much attention.
13:56OK.
13:56OK?
13:57OK.
13:57Cool.
13:59So do you want to be friends now?
14:01Yeah.
14:07You got no chance, babe.
14:10Nah, it's too slanty.
14:12Shit knows.
14:14Nah, it's too slanty.
14:18It needs to be a bubble.
14:19It's like a bubble.
14:20You all right there, Hannah?
14:29I, um...
14:30It's OK, Hannah.
14:31I found it was, um, it was in my bag.
14:33Good.
14:34Everything all right here, Arnold?
14:35Yeah, yeah, it's OK.
14:42Shit hiding spot.
14:43Well, I didn't actually trust you were going to come look for us.
14:46I wasn't sure myself.
14:48Yeah, I'm exhausted.
14:50I'll leave you to it.
14:56I'm Rose, by the way.
14:57Stuart.
14:58Shh.
14:59Do you think they're going to be...
15:01I'm so serious.
15:03No one used to lose, am I?
15:06Which is a good point.
15:08Me neither.
15:08Thanks.
15:29Thanks.
15:29Grazie.
15:31Grazie.
15:33Grazie.
15:37Hi Patrick.
15:39Hey.
15:41Musto be Geoffrey.
15:43We just had the fun of tonight.
15:45I got Josh to balance a spoon
15:47on his nose until the meal can.
15:49I'm really good at balancing spoons
15:51on my nose.
15:53Incredible.
15:55But then I tricked him into taking it off.
15:57Good one.
15:59Yeah.
16:01Okay, bye.
16:03Yep.
16:05Bye.
16:07It's cracked.
16:09Hey.
16:11Do up.
16:13Do up.
16:15Do up.
16:17Do up.
16:19Do up.
16:21Do up.
16:23Do up.
16:25Oh.
16:27Oh my boots.
16:29Let me get my boots.
16:31Let me get my boots.
16:33It's complicated.
16:35Like complicated boots.
16:37Just give me a second.
16:39I need to concentrate.
16:41I got you so fast.
16:43I know.
16:45Everyone loves this.
16:47Always want to love this.
16:49You done?
16:51Yes.
16:53Ginger?
16:55No one's looking for you now.
16:59I'm gonna go to bed.
17:01Good night.
17:15Shit.
17:17You can keep playing if you like.
17:19I knew you'd ruin the game.
17:21Do you think they're still looking?
17:23I don't think they are, are they?
17:25Does that mean we won't?
17:27I think it means we're fools.
17:29Oh.
17:31Oh.
17:33Oh.
17:35I don't think they're still looking.
17:37I don't think they are, are they?
17:41Does that mean we won't?
17:43I think it means we're fools.
17:45Oh.
17:47Oh.
17:49Oh.
17:51Oh.
17:53Oh.
17:55Oh.
17:57Oh.
17:58Geoffrey.
17:59Geoffrey.
18:00Geoffrey.
18:02Geoffrey.
18:03It just really seems like you're crying.
18:04I'm sorry i didn't know what to tell you.
18:08My dad died.
18:12Oh shit i'm sorry.
18:13Geffrey, sembra che sei che sei che sei stupendo.
18:17Sì, non ho capito, non ho capito.
18:21Il mio padre è morto.
18:26Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
18:29What happened?
18:32Oh, shit.
18:33Quando?
18:34Quando?
18:35Quando?
18:36On Monday.
18:38On Monday?
18:39This Monday?
18:41Oh, man.
18:43I'm sorry, man.
18:44It's just shit.
18:45It's so shit.
18:46People die, and it's horrible, and there's just nothing anyone can do to make it better.
19:03Is he the first person in your family to die?
19:06Yeah.
19:11When Peg died, it was the first time I realized that, like, everybody I knew was gonna die, and that I was gonna die.
19:23It was so crazy terrifying.
19:25When I was a kid, sometimes my parents would buy me a helium balloon, and I would just spend the whole day, like, so miserable and so tense, just terrified that I was gonna let it go, you know?
19:40After Peg died, I started feeling that way about everybody.
19:51I don't know what my point is.
19:55Is that helpful?
19:56Yeah.
19:58Am I being helpful?
19:59You wanna see a picture of my Halloween costume?
20:00Okay.
20:01Wow.
20:02That is small.
20:03I was a sexy bunny.
20:04Playboy bunny?
20:05No.
20:06Not playboy.
20:07They don't own bunnies, okay?
20:08Okay.
20:09I used to have a pet rabbit.
20:10Shaniqua.
20:11What?
20:12Tom?
20:13Why didn't you tell me?
20:14You know I love rabbits.
20:15Yeah, she died.
20:16Oh, that's really sad.
20:17That's really sweet of you to keep that from me.
20:46Okay, that's gonna be my dad, and I don't wanna look like a horrible guy answering this while you're with your dad, but my sister's sick.
21:02Do you have a sister?
21:04Hi.
21:05It's Dan.
21:06Just calling to let you know that she's okay.
21:08Is she okay?
21:09Yeah.
21:10Who's Dan?
21:11It's Geoffrey.
21:12Hiya, man.
21:13Hi Geoffrey!
21:14We just started her on Solid Josh, and I forgot about the B2.
21:18I am so sorry.
21:19I'm just so, so tired and so stressed.
21:23Yeah, it's okay.
21:24I gotta go now, bye, okay?
21:25Oh, okay.
21:28I'm so sorry.
21:29I'm just so sorry.
21:30That's fine.
21:32I understand.
21:33Keep talking.
21:34Okay.
21:37I mean, it would be easier if we believed in heaven there, because then I could tell you that your dad is, like, really happy,
21:43and that if you behave yourself, then you will get to see him again.
21:47My dad's not in heaven.
21:50Okay.
21:51Well, gays don't go to heaven, so you'll probably still get to hang out.
21:56I don't want to hang out.
21:59Okay.
22:00I'm gonna get some wine.
22:01Yeah.
22:02Hey.
22:03You know how before you said that you wouldn't mind if I slept with other people?
22:13Yeah.
22:14Well, that made me really like you.
22:15Okay.
22:16Like, it made me want you to not sleep with other people.
22:20You think we should be exclusive?
22:21Yes.
22:22Like, boyfriend, girlfriend.
22:23Yeah.
22:24You're incredible.
22:25We'd be great together.
22:26Okay.
22:27You're incredible.
22:28We'd be great together.
22:29Okay.
22:30Okay.
22:32Bye.
22:33Bye.
23:01Byeequino next time.
23:13Hey.
23:14Um.
23:15So, I left.
23:16It's not for your fault.
23:17I just simply embarrassed crying in front of you so.
23:21I know you don't want to be friends so I won't ask
23:25What happened?
23:39He started crying and then he left
23:42What did you do?
23:44I don't know
23:44I thought I was being so charming
23:46Maybe he cut himself on your pubic hair
23:49Oh my god Patrick
23:49He was telling me about his dead dad
23:51His dad died on Monday
23:53And I could not stop my brain from thinking about
23:55Like how dumb my penis looks
23:57I'm a bad person
24:00Do you want to watch something
24:03Like a show about cupcakes or storage or whatever
24:08No, it's fine
24:10Watching the people die really
24:11Helps put my problems into perspective
24:14Do you want some wine?
24:18Yeah
24:18Yeah
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24:48Grazie a tutti.
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